Recently I have noticed I seem to be charged all the time. My friends say that I have been zapping them without noticing and the other day at the hairdresser, he said that my hair was shooting sparks and that he had never ever seen anything like that before.

Is there a reason why I am so charged all the time?
I don't know, but I've noticed that whenever I take my clothes off, they crackle with electricity. It's a bit cool.
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Ironically, my hair is spiky ever since I got a haircut. People make jokes about me getting my finger stuck in a socket.
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