#1
i just came up with this and i wanted to share

I am a stoner
i didn't even know er
i pulled out my colt 45 and owned er

jumped into the van heading to the promised land
the acid that I'm on, turned me into a pimp hand
slapping my bitch getting my money
turned around everyting is sunny
I'm standing in a strawberry field forever
sitting on the ground counting flies made of leather.
#3
Quote by esp 4 life
i just came up with this and i wanted to share

I am a stoner
i didn't even know er
i pulled out my colt 45 and owned er

jumped into the van heading to the promised land
the acid that I'm on, turned me into a pimp hand
slapping my bitch getting my money
turned around everyting is sunny
I'm standing in a strawberry field forever
sitting on the ground counting flies made of leather.

I got the image of a giant hand in the back of a van beating up a hooker. >.>
#4
Lord, kill me if this is not a joke.

You're most likely 12 and have never even around near a woman nor drugs. Go back to school.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#5
Thug 4 lyfe brah
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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#6
I've got school tomorrow but i might not go, i'll probably hang with my gang

what inspired me was louis therox's wild weekends the gangsta rap episode

just jokes this is just some stupid thing, not really serious
Last edited by esp 4 life at Oct 14, 2009,
#8
Quote by esp 4 life
what inspired me was louis therox's wild weekends the gangsta rap episode

I would've though that was on past your bedtime.
#9
Can't take this seriously. People can't be this pathetic.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#10
Quote by esp 4 life
I've got school tomorrow but i might not go, i'll probably hang with my gang


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#12
Fresh.

Keep it gangsta homie. *gangstapose*
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#13
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I would've though that was on past your bedtime.


this guy, have you seen louis therox, the guys pretty funny for a bbc reporter
#16
Quote by esp 4 life
this guy, have you seen louis therox, the guys pretty funny for a bbc reporter


---- Joke


---- Your head
#17
Quote by AnAngrySquirrel
I got the image of a giant hand in the back of a van beating up a hooker. >.>



****! It's just like a rap-inspired game of Super Smash Bros.!!
#19
Yo blud that was tight, dawg!
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#21
Yo esp 4 life
I'm gunna sleep with your wife
Then when i'm bored with her gunna
Stab her with a knife.


Hell yeah.



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#25
TS is an idiot
If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet.

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When I was 11.

Googled "I would like to watch some porn please"



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#26
I thoroughly enjoyed reading the paragraphs that contained violence, women and drugs. Congratulations sir.
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#27
Quote by esp 4 life

slapping my bitch getting my money
turned around everyting is sunny


What a twist to the story!
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#28
what the hell did you think this thread would achieve, TS?
you still have zoiiidbeeeerg
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#29
I kind of liked it, especially this bit: "slapping my bitch getting my money
turned around everyting is sunny"
#30



But, also needed is a:


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#31
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TS, grab a drum machine and you will make millions.





Funny cause it's true.
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
Quote by KingJak236
My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

Quote by Kensai
That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#32
just....terrible..
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#34
I made a thread with words that rhyme,
peeps told me it was a waste of time.
got no respect for a rapping UG'er
coz i'm not the only one who thinks rapping is queer.
thought it would be cool to watch people troll this guy...


found out i was right.
#35
Quote by esp 4 life
i just came up with this and i wanted to share

I am a stoner
i didn't even know er
i pulled out my colt 45 and owned er


I lost the will to live after reading this...
#36
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I lost the will to live after reading this...


don't lose hope, life's good

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what the hell did you think this thread would achieve, TS?


i wasn't trying to achieve anything, except you commenting on my thread

I'm starving as, you guys got any food
Last edited by esp 4 life at Oct 15, 2009,
#38
Yeah, ***,
I got change, in my pocket, uh,
bitches ridin on my chrome,
hata run when i rome,
you talkin **** bout my home,
im pumpin lead in your bones,
oh **** what now? i got clones to slap my hoes,
i call her up on the phone,
I do drugs.

**** the police.