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#1
Pit, i'm from the year 2045. I'm not exactly a perfect representative of my time period (i'm a guitar playing janitor. UG is still around then, in case you're wondering) I've come here because this is the golden age of entertainment technology. You are all living lives that the hedonist gods of old could only dream of. We still have computers and the internet and stuff in the future, but it is all very highly regulated, and very expensive.

If you're wondering about how I got here, let me explain.

The LHC is going to reveal the higgs boson, and not long afterwards, the inner workings of quantum mechanics. Time travel will become possible in 2034, and a reality in 2045. And then using my big ring-o-keys, I snuck into the science department and stole the machine. I guess that's what happens when an interface is "so easy a child can use it". Where is your simple interface now, you smug prick? Oh, that's right. IT DISAPPEARED WITH ME INTO THE FABRIC OF SPACE TIME.

Let me shoot off a few predictions right now, so I can become famous later.

It will soon be learned that aluminum sulfate is a very dangerous thing to be putting into drinking water, but frankly that is the least of your worries. Mercury contamination will force incredibly strict filter laws in about a decade. Speaking of mercury, I would advise against eating any kind of seafood.

Anyways i'm pretty tired, discuss and maybe i'll answer some questions or something when I get back.
#4
that's nice dear, now go do something productive.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery.

But today is a gift, that is why it is called the present.
#5
Yeah..

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Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful."
#9
Fluride is in your drinking water now, and that's just as bad.
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#11
That's ridiculous, everyone know the higgs boson will create serious imbalances in the forces of nature causing history to be altered and the LHC to have never been invented.
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Last edited by Nietsche at Oct 14, 2009,
#14
Umm... hi?
I have more fun than normal people are allowed to have.

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Happy RUTAS everybody
#18
Quote by deathcore101
Your obviously not from 2045 since we're all gonna die in 2012, moron.

of course lol, thats definitely whats gunna happen
Last edited by -tempest- at Oct 14, 2009,
#19
How are the 2045 Spiders?
» Ibanez SZ520 + JB/Jazz
» Rocktron Rampage
» Vox ToneLab SE
» Laney LC15
#21
Wauble?
I have more fun than normal people are allowed to have.

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Happy RUTAS everybody
#22
Tell me some cool 2045 slang so that I can appear cool in advance.
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yay! A multi!

Obviously he's a multi. Did you expect him to remember his old password from 2009?
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#23
Dammit you guys banned him before I could get tomorrows lottery numbers.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#25
Quote by deathcore101
Your obviously not from 2045 since we're all gonna die in 2012, moron.


You're a moron, we're not ALL gonna die in 2012. Just a bunch of diseased people and old people and victims of accidents.

PS TS (awesome phrase, credit me), this thread is retarded. I actually read the entire post, and you completely wasted my time, and now i'm wasting more of it responding to you because you've irritated me. oy!
#26
Guitar player with access to a time machine?
SAVE JIMI!
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
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I WANT THE TWOOTH!

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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#27
Imaginitive troll is imaginitive!
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even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#29
Quote by Altitudinous
You're a moron, we're not ALL gonna die in 2012. Just a bunch of diseased people and old people and victims of accidents.


Uh, actually in 2012 Jesus comes back with his dinosaur army killing everyone, gosh dude do you not read the paper? oh that's right you don't because your to busy laughing at the old treating them like hamsters.
#30
Quote by Ovenman
Guitar player with access to a time machine?
SAVE JIMI!



do whatever this man says.
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?





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You sir, are a god amongst men



MY GEAR:
...apparently, i have too much. i cant list it without going over the character limit.
#31
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Dammit you guys banned him before I could get tomorrows lottery numbers.
Hi what were the lottery numbers from 36 years ago? Your chances were slim buddy
#33
I never knew people from the future will be so lame...
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I give you the lolslope
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I love you.



#34
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Why else do you think he's banned? So just us mods can find out

Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#35
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#36
The LHC is on to your interactions here, which violate clearly the inter-galactic pan-universarian treaty of Melaz. Action will be swift. You have four turns to hand yourself over before executive force is used.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#37
Okay, TS. This thread didn't work.

I suggest you go back in time and give it another go.

Quote by Karl Pilkington
Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful."
#38
Quote by Ur all $h1t

Obviously he's a multi. Did you expect him to remember his old password from 2009?

Pure, unadulterated win.
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#39
I thought it was pretty fun. Killy-joys banning him, should have let him run with it for a while.
Hi I'm
Mr. JimBo R. Insane
#40
Well guys, I hope you all remember what happened in the movie Terminator...

On a serious note, timetravel or GTFO.
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


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