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I searched to see if this thread existed but I didn't find one, if there is already a dream thread please let me know and I will close this thread.

Okay, so, crazy funny and weird dreams, let's hear 'em.

" DoOd! I saved the world from flying purple monkeys with potato guns!"

Ever had a dream that was just so funny/crazy you wanted to tell everyone? Now is your chance.

Feel free to put your input on others dreams and let them know what you think

I'll start:

Okay so I was at my school trying to find a teachers classroom. I thought I knew where it was but apparently his room had changed. I finally found his room but I was late. I sat down in a seat in the far corner of the room by a window. I looked out the window and saw uranus except uranus was a giant ipod. I grabbed a laser and blew up the giant ipod uranus. Then all of a sudden I was in my room and i was playing Dance Dance Revolution on a thirty foot tall tv. The End!
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"How do you flip it over without killing people?"

Originally Posted by archangels
Holy jesus mother butt-plug christ.

I think I just creamed myself out of an epileptic fit in my pants.
#2
Me and Buzzlightyear kicked the **** out of Mr Potato head,he has a terrible gambling addiction and he simply wouldn't pay up..


Me:Time to pay up

Mr P: no no ill have the money by the end of the week i swear on my moms grave,don't hurt me.

Buzz: That's not the answer we are looking for.


Me: Buzz get get the pliers and blow torch.

Buzz: Sure thing Woody *Mwhuhahaha*

Mr P: No no don't hurt me aaaaaa


Music plays
*Still - Geto Boys*
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#3
I finally got Roadrunner.
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#4
I had a dream this morning that I snuck over to EpicVixens house late at night.

True story
#5
I dreamed I was surfing the internet when I suddenly saw a picture of an ice-cream. I awoke screaming.
#6
I had a matrix style shoot out with lord voldemort in my living room. I got a headshot =]
#7
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I had a dream this morning that I snuck over to EpicVixens house late at night.

True story


you goofball :p
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"How do you flip it over without killing people?"

Originally Posted by archangels
Holy jesus mother butt-plug christ.

I think I just creamed myself out of an epileptic fit in my pants.
#8
I had a dream i was masturbating all over the lunch tables at some cafeteria.
Then i got hungry went outside and started killing cows.
Not even joking, this was a bad ass dream.
#9
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I had a dream i was masturbating all over the lunch tables at some cafeteria.
Then i got hungry went outside and started killing cows.
Not even joking, this was a bad ass dream.


Bad mental images
#10
Quote by levi.lydat
I had a dream i was masturbating all over the lunch tables at some cafeteria.
Then i got hungry went outside and started killing cows.
Not even joking, this was a bad ass dream.


*eye twitch* that's creepy
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"How do you flip it over without killing people?"

Originally Posted by archangels
Holy jesus mother butt-plug christ.

I think I just creamed myself out of an epileptic fit in my pants.
#12
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I dreamt I was telling someone about a dream I had.

Then I woke up and told everyone about it.




I don't know why that struck me, but I just found it really funny for some reason
#13
I once dreamt that i woke up from a dream and that my entire world looked as if i was on cartoon acid. I ended up floating out on to the street while I was in my bed which was now transformed into a giant boat and i floated on the pavement all the way until i reached the sun and I then burnt from the heat.
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#14
my piano had been tuned(its really out at the mo) and i started playing without knowing and got such a pleasant surprise.
#15
i have long hair.

so last night, i had a dream that my friend cut off one of my bangs, and i was pissed. then he fell asleep and i had a razor in my hand and i put the nazi symbol on his head and then my phone alarm went off and i woke up.
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#16
I was at some lake with a large group of people, having a conversation about the KKK. Suddenly, somebody shouted "Speak of the devil" and a paddle boat (a swan paddle boat) filled with klansmen passed us, in the back was a bunch of happy black actors, (i.e. Morgan Freeman) and they were whistling zipadeedoodah. After that, somebody else shouted "Let's skinny dip" my entire group turned into beautiful women... and I was a happy man.

A friend of mine told me he had a dream where he was on the Death Star trying to save the Rugrats.
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#18
I've actually made a couple of blogs about weird dreams I've had. Here they are.

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Last night, I dreamt I was at church early because I was playing bass in the service for some reason. Somehow, my Ibanez GSR200 had turned into an Epiphone Flying V bass, and so naturally I thought "Cool! Not very churchy, but cool!". I went up to play it, sitting classical style of course, and I started to play. It was the worst thing I had ever played. So I went down off the stage and kindly asked Jason Newstead if I could borrow his Jazz bass, which he was holding for some reason. He allowed me to and then I woke up.

What the fuck.


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Well, for the past week or so, I've been wanting to hang out with two of my friends from middle school. Well last night I had a very weird dream that involved them.

I was in a place that looked like it would be a Halo map. The three of us were driving around it in a Corvette or something, and Molly (one of the friends) was the driver, with her brother Ryan in the back, and me in the passenger seat. We're checking out the place and all of a sudden Molly drives off a cliff, wrecking the Corvette. We get out, and get in another Corvette. We take the same path, and right before I'm about to warn Molly about the cliff, she does it again. This time I know she's doing it on purpose. When we get out of the car, I yell at her for wrecking two Corvettes on purpose, so she gets in a third one, goes up to the cliff, and does it again. By then I decide I'm just going to run from her, so I get to the top of a hill, and her and her brother follow me. She tells Ryan to go grab me (which is weird, because I'm a giant next to him) and I grab hold of two railings and kick him in the face three times so that he gets away from me. Molly starts to run after me, so I take off, dodging in between houses and past my dad's grilling thing. I tell my dad about it, and he just says something along the lines of "It doesn't matter, go have fun with them", and I'm all "WTF?". So I end up running from her again, and by the time I'm done, I'm back to where she wrecked the three Corvettes. Thing is, only two of them were there. I look up to see her driving the last wrecked car off the cliff again, right at me. At that point I woke up.

What the fuck is with these weird dreams that make no sense?
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#19
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A friend of mine told me he had a dream where he was on the Death Star trying to save the Rugrats.


#20
i have a recurring dream where i look up and see a helicopter in the sky, then it starts to come toward me and attack. it doesn't sound very interesting, but i find it frightening while i'm having the dream. it's like i'm in a warzone or something.
#21
Quote by Alex Vik
I've actually made a couple of blogs about weird dreams I've had. Here they are.


DUDE! I've had a dream about my friend crashing corvettes too! Except it was in the mall and I don't know how a corvette got in there, all I know is that he wrecked it into the Sear's wall and then started running as fast as I ever seen him run (he is a rather big fella)
#22
I got a good one...
So I remember it was a Thursday cause I had chemistry with one of my good pals the day after, to whom I told the story later. I went to bed, everything was normal and I drifted away in my dreams.

The morning after I remembered I had this really weird dream and I just couldn't put my finger on it... So I went on with my morning things like taking a shower and eating breakfast.

At school a 20-minutes buss ride later I started getting there memories of a bowl of pasta, and I was like WTF.

So we started our chemistry-lesson and as 5 minutes pass I all of the sudden remember. I dremt I was a ****ing bowl of pasta. With hot sauce on top. Really hot. And it all felt so weird. A bowl of pasta... Just sitting there... Being hot.

So I turned to my friend, and told him the Pasta dream. He concluded that I was mentally retarded and/or had a craving for pasta.

I could only agree with him...
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#23
The last really bizarre dream I had involved a baby that was fucking killing people. And thing is, I didn't even know who this baby was or who the people were, but for some reason I was seeing all of this. And when it when to stab who I assume was its mom, I woke up in one of those weird synesthetic moments where I felt the knife go into my back. But then I went to school and aced a Spanish test
#24
I had a dream a few months back where I was stealing aborted fetuses from an abandoned house while the singer of Rancid provided a distraction so I could get away. I don't even like Rancid.

Once a long time ago I had a dream that I was outside my house at night, and some vultures attacked me, so I tried to go inside but somehow I had gotten really fat and couldn't fit through the door.

A few days ago I had a dream that me and a few of my friends were all strapped to the underside of an umbrella that was flying through the air in a thunderstorm. Then the wind stopped and the umbrella crashed into a shed.

This one time I even had this crazy dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
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#25
Once I had a dream that I was home alone, and Jon Heder (the actor) called my cell phone to talk to me about this roll in a movie I had auditioned for (note: I don't act at ALL). While we were talking, this prisoner (in an orange jumpsuit) just walks out of my bathroom (he wasn't using it, it was like, somehow I knew he escaped prison and my bathroom was the end of his escape route). So he walks past my room and I shut my door, not for protection, but so I could hear Jon easier. I then walked out of my room and saw the prisoner in the kitchen and I asked "Is it your birthday!?". We then proceeded to make cake. Then for some reason it flashed to where my dad, sister, and I were hiding behind a wall where we could see the hall (which leads to ALL of our rooms). My dad said "at least he didn't find my gun" and then we see him walking out of my dads room with the gun in his hand. I duck down, back against the wall, fearing for my life. I woke up and I could feel the same fear.

I decided to lay in bed and wonder about this odd, odd dream.
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#26
I had a dream where I stabbed my mother (or a woman who in the dream I just sort of "knew" was my mother, she didn't look like my mother at all) to death on a sacrificial altar with a screwdriver that had been on a platform that was suspended in mid air, because I had a feeling like she wanted to die.

During all of this, my sister wept on the floor at my feet because I was killing her mother. I do not have a sister.

After the first few stabs, she rolled off the altar and I woke up.

Explain that.
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#27
When I was 3, I had a dream that I was at this really old crappy lookin shack in the middle of the night. So I have a stick and i'm actin all ninja like and then I look in a window at saw my grandmother laying on the floor dead with a big smile on her face (like the one's in Sound Garden's 'Black Hole Sun' video) and then I ran to the other side of the house and i whacked the stick into another window and a skull fell out. I then woke up and looked at the foot of my bed and I swear I saw that skull there!!!!!


About a year ago me and my friends were in the locker room at school and they all went to pee so I waited for them. I went and looked in the mirror and walked back to where the bathrooms were and I saw Jim Morrison standing in front of one of the stall doors. I dropped to the floor covering my eyes cause I didnt want to see him, but I could feel him breathing on me so I got up and I started running. I was running so fast but it felt like I wasnt going anywhere.


A couple months ago I drempt that my dad [a cop] was askin this dude some questions about a murder or something and they were standing in the living room. My dads phone rings and it turns out that he has to go to another murder or burglary or something. So my dad and the dude walk out of the house and I go to sit on the couch with my little brother. So we're sittin ther watching Spongebob and the dude comes back in my house and runs to the hallway leading to the garage. So me and my lil bro run and hide behind the couch and the doorbell rings. I run and answer it and its my grandma, I tell her to leave that its not the best time to talk. Then my other grandma walks through the back door and says theres a car running out there. I go and look and its that dudes car and I go and take the key out of the ignition and I call my daddy but he wont answer so I get back behind the couch with my bro and I have the key in my hand with the key ring around my index finger and I look up and see the dude dressed like Rambo and he has 2 machine guns with a lot of bullets and many knifes. He then walks towards us and then I black out and I start looking for the key but I cant find it!!! It turns out I woke up.

lol
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#28
i had dream that i was riding on a flying porcupine while giving a back rub to john belushi....
#29
I had cookies and a giant walking fish came and took them from me. Bitch stole my cookies...
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I had cookies and a giant walking fish came and took them from me. Bitch stole my cookies...

The last time some one tried to steal my cookie I stabbed them with a spoon........it didnt work that well.....but they didnt get my cookie
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I got a good one...
So I remember it was a Thursday cause I had chemistry with one of my good pals the day after, to whom I told the story later. I went to bed, everything was normal and I drifted away in my dreams.

The morning after I remembered I had this really weird dream and I just couldn't put my finger on it... So I went on with my morning things like taking a shower and eating breakfast.

At school a 20-minutes buss ride later I started getting there memories of a bowl of pasta, and I was like WTF.

So we started our chemistry-lesson and as 5 minutes pass I all of the sudden remember. I dremt I was a ****ing bowl of pasta. With hot sauce on top. Really hot. And it all felt so weird. A bowl of pasta... Just sitting there... Being hot.

So I turned to my friend, and told him the Pasta dream. He concluded that I was mentally retarded and/or had a craving for pasta.

I could only agree with him...


Haha dude I thought you said you were ****ing a bowl of pasta. Major wtf moment there. Ever seen the Cyanide and Happiness video "I love noodles"?
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I Can't Be Explained, Only Experienced

"How do you flip it over without killing people?"

Originally Posted by archangels
Holy jesus mother butt-plug christ.

I think I just creamed myself out of an epileptic fit in my pants.
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Quote by Alex Vik
Last night I had a dream that Taylor Swift was the dictator of South Africa. I was insanely confused.


#34
my dream last night was i was back with school friends, we had a huge sack of cocaine but it had a whole and it was leaking out so we had to keep using it, then all of a sudden i had a joint rolled of what i believed was weed and i was indeed convinced it was even though it was a green powder. When i tried to light it my orange lighter had a blowtorch flame and i woke myself up as i was taking a deep drag to light it...
I was disappointed it wasnt real...
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That was basically my reaction. I woke up from a coma or something, and my friend was explaining what was going on. When he said she was the dictator of South Africa, in my mind I was just "WTF!?" because of how many things are wrong with that.
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and now the thread is dead
I Can't Be Explained, Only Experienced

"How do you flip it over without killing people?"

Originally Posted by archangels
Holy jesus mother butt-plug christ.

I think I just creamed myself out of an epileptic fit in my pants.
#37
I was making out with this hot girl on the top of a skyscraper when a bunch of pirates flew past us on toilets and stole the girl and my guitar. So i hopped on my own flying toilet and used a plunger as a riding crop to catch up to them when i had an epic sword fight with them all and stole back my chick and my guitar. I then proceeded to fly around town on my toilet, screwing the girl and playing my guitar at the same time for all the world to see.
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#38
I can think of a couple.

1st...The other day I had a dream when I was getting eaten by zombies and 2 of my best friends walked up and started laughing while I was being devoured.

2nd...I had a dream a few weeks ago that I got up as usual, got ready, went to school and it seemed perfectly normal. I didn't really know it was a dream until I got to my second period class and my teacher had the head of a giraffe. random.
#39
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Molly starts to run after me, so I take off, dodging in between houses and past my dad's grilling thing.


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