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#1
yeah i ate one today out of a school time capsule. it tasted like cardboard made of starch. and now it feels like it's sitting in my gut. so has anyone eles had one before or anything that is known to not expire?
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You know that crap about twinkie's lasting forever and being able to survive a nuclear holocaust is all bull crap, right?

They go bad in 2-4 weeks like any other perishable snack...
#7
Why would you eat the whole of a 10 year old food stuff? Surely you could try a little bit to see if its stale?
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Why would you eat a 10 year old twinkie? Is it made of honey or something?


it's starch and sugar basicly. as for why, it was kind of a why not moment, and to say i ate a 10 year old twinkie.
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it's starch and sugar basicly. as for why, it was kind of a why not moment, and to say i ate a 10 year old twinkie.


Oh.

Are you type of kid that sticks crayons in their ears and eats dirt?
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Why didn't you wait another 90 years so you could eat an antique twinkie?
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Oh.

Are you type of kid that sticks crayons in their ears and eats dirt?


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wow. thats one for the life accomplishments
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once again...congratulations, you ate a ten year old twinkie, you're so stupid...



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I think what is coming to your digestive tract is punishment enough for your stupid behavior.
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I would have eaten it too just to see how it tasted


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#23
this reminds of an episode of seinfeld when Elaine eats 120 year old cake
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Man, people have to stop believing everything comedy shows on tv tell them.
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this reminds of an episode of seinfeld when Elaine eats 120 year old cake

Or when Kramer eats the hot dog to prove that his friend isn't crazy.
#26
why did you do that?

btw, as long as it's uncontaminated, Honey never spoils. evar!
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Or when Kramer eats the hot dog to prove that his friend isn't crazy.


haha and and that lady is convinced george is heading into dementia.

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#28
I heard if you age them for 10 years, they turn to liquor.
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why did you do that?

btw, as long as it's uncontaminated, Honey never spoils. evar!


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Pretty soon lifes little twinkie gauge is gonna go empty
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#32
What the hell is a twinkie? And why would you eat something from a school time capsule? You can't surely be surprised when you say it feels like it's sitting in your gut.
#33
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You know that crap about twinkie's lasting forever and being able to survive a nuclear holocaust is all bull crap, right?

They go bad in 2-4 weeks like any other perishable snack...


I was gonna say pretty much the same thing. They might be okay for two months if still in the packaging, and it may be edible ten years later, but it's not a great idea.

Also,

wat
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I was gonna say pretty much the same thing. They might be okay for two months if still in the packaging, and it may be edible ten years later, but it's not a great idea.

Also,

wat

It's really not. It lasts longer than most baked goods because there is no dairy in it, but it still only has a shelf life of 25 days. I'd be surprised if it was ok even one month later.
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It's really not. It lasts longer than most baked goods because there is no dairy in it, but it still only has a shelf life of 25 days. I'd be surprised if it was ok even one month later.


Well he just ate it, dip****. It's obviously edible, though his stomach may feel like the site for Armageddon before he poops that twinkie out.
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Well he just ate it, dip****. It's obviously edible, though his stomach may feel like the site for Armageddon before he poops that twinkie out.


Oh God, I would NEVER want my stomach to feel like anything related to Michael Bay.
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Well he just ate it, dip****. It's obviously edible, though his stomach may feel like the site for Armageddon before he poops that twinkie out.

Sour milk is drinkable, you just shouldn't. That's what I was getting at.
Way to be needlessly aggressive though
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