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#1
so, i recently got a call from a girl who wanted guitar lessons (i wasn't advertising, i assume she got my number from my friends or an old teacher). anyway, i could not understand a word of her English. she had a heavy Russian accent, i dont even know if i wrote her name down the right way.

anyway, if i start givin her guitar lessons, which i prolly will cuz i need the money, what are some things about their culture i should know. like i dont wanna walk in her house and her dad be like "GTFO WITH THAT BUTTONED SHIRT, IN RUSSIA WE DONT BUTTON OUR SHIRTS!!!!!" (do dads stay at home, idk?). i go to a school with mostly foreign kids, so i know a fair deal about Mexican and Japanese culture, but very little bout Russian culture cept the sterotype things like vodka and eyebrows.
#7
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"GTFO WITH THAT BUTTONED SHIRT, IN RUSSIA WE DONT BUTTON OUR SHIRTS!!!!!"


IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SHIRT BUTTONS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

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#8
i was expecting these answers, considering thats how i reply to alot of threads, but theres always someone who takes the question seriously. so im hopeful.
#9
Odds are, if they are living in the same country as you, they have become accustomed to the culture you grew up with, and will accept the way you act and speak.
#10
Vodka. Lots of it.
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#14
Have sex with her mother.
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#15
Russians don't fool around with the sex, she's gonna fuck you when you walk in the door to add to the Red Army horde so they can win whatever patriotic war comes next.

Also, communism.
#16
bellic is romanian. Vodka.
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#17
If you're of age, buy a bottle of Smirnoff and give it to your student's father, if she in fact lives with her father. That will get you brownie points.

Also, if she's hot, you better tap that. Russian accents are my favorite
#18
Maybe wear a shirt with Ronnie Reagan on it.
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#20
Vodka>Raping commies
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#21
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If you're of age, buy a bottle of Smirnoff and give it to your student's father, if she in fact lives with her father. That will get you brownie points.

Also, if she's hot, you better tap that. Russian accents are my favorite



Smirnoff really? that stuff is pretty middle of the road. i dont think ima buy them vodka lol, ill certainly drink if offered tho.
#22
Quote by dudius
If you're of age, buy a bottle of Smirnoff and give it to your student's father, if she in fact lives with her father. That will get you brownie points.

Also, if she's hot, you better tap that. Russian accents are my favorite

It's possible he'd be a bit insulted by that.
"here you go, have a bottle of Vodka, you big stereotype".
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#24
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Russia and Finland have always got on. Wear a Finnish hockey shirt to show your sportsmanship.

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#25
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It's possible he'd be a bit insulted by that.
"here you go, have a bottle of Vodka, you big stereotype".


One of my old high school teachers visited Russia for a month and said that Russians generally drank vodka with their dinner, much like how some people in Europe and North America drink wine or beer with dinner.
#26
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One of my old high school teachers visited Russia for a month and said that Russians generally drank vodka with their dinner, much like how some people in Europe and North America drink wine or beer with dinner.

I know, T'was a joke.
Kinda like how showing up with a keg of Guinness would be a little insulting to an Irish person. Sure,we like Guinness, but it's kinda like showing up to an NAACP meeting with watermelon, fried chicken and poverty.
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#27
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I know, T'was a joke.
Kinda like how showing up with a keg of Guinness would be a little insulting to an Irish person. Sure,we like Guinness, but it's kinda like showing up to an NAACP meeting with watermelon, fried chicken and poverty.

And crime. Don't forget crime.
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#29
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I know, T'was a joke.
Kinda like how showing up with a keg of Guinness would be a little insulting to an Irish person. Sure,we like Guinness, but it's kinda like showing up to an NAACP meeting with watermelon, fried chicken and poverty.


Got it. Plus, if I were to visit Ireland, I'd hope to be able to get something better than the "Irish" beer we get in the United States.
#30
Wow, I thought this was a joke / oxymoron thread, like "Jumbo Shrimp."

Srsly, if YOU are going to HER house as a vendor of sorts, who gives a flip what their culture is? They're inviting you. Do you ask the plumber to mind your culture when he comes to fix your pipes?
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#31
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And crime. Don't forget crime.



He said "NAACP rally" not "Puerto Rican Day Parade."
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#32
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Wow, I thought this was a joke / oxymoron thread, like "Jumbo Shrimp."

Srsly, if YOU are going to HER house as a vendor of sorts, who gives a flip what their culture is? They're inviting you. Do you ask the plumber to mind your culture when he comes to fix your pipes?

#33
Lol
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#34
In Russia, there is this hot chick who talks about the origins of words on YouTube, but we're really only watching because she dresses very scantily.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#35
Well, being from Russia, it's safe to assume that when she said "Teach me guitar," she actually meant "Teach my guitar." Which, of course, being from Russia, you would be teaching her guitar to play her.
#36
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In Russia, there is this hot chick who talks about the origins of words on YouTube, but we're really only watching because she dresses very scantily.


i found who your talking about

thanks
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#37
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I wish I had an extra sensitive third nipple, and a girl who was into that sort of thing.

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In Russia, Winter Cold + Vodka + Big-Chested Women = No problem.


Book of shadows 2?
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#38
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i found who your talking about

thanks

You´re "hot for words" too?
I always thought she was from ukraine or something.
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#39
Just spreadin' the word....

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#40
man, can we change this into a "in soviet russia" joke thread?


just bring vodka, you will be win
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I wish I had an extra sensitive third nipple, and a girl who was into that sort of thing.

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In Russia, Winter Cold + Vodka + Big-Chested Women = No problem.


Book of shadows 2?
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