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So within a matter of two days, my eye has managed to become completely and absolutely swollen shut on me. Progressed something like this:


Sunday --> Everythings all cool, I notice my eyelid is tender when I poke it; all good, just a stye.

Monday






        Tuesday --> Jesus focking christ! I cant see out my eye! Its swollen shut. and holy mother ****er does it hurt.

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        After the doctors appointment that day, I was told it was probably a staff infection inside my eyelid causing inflammation. I was givin what basically looks like vasaline to put under my eyelid. Hard task when...I CANT OPEN MY ****ING EYE.

        So anywho, Its been day 2 since ive put the stuff on. Put it on a total of 6 times and its actually still slowly getting worse. Obviously the lot of you pit cant give me any useful information. I assure you I made this thread for you to laugh at my misfortune and perhaps this has happened to some of you?


        Enough of that though, you all know the way these things are really supposed to happen. SO GET TO ONE UPPING MY EYE HORROR, PIT! GO GO GO!
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        #2
        Pics or it didn't happen?

        EDIT: you have an afternoon nap? i thought they were for young children and old people....
        #7
        did someone cum in your eye?
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        But you're a girl!

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        #11
        I remember when I was a little kid and I was fishing I cast out my line and it looped over a tree branch and swung right back towards my face and I hooked myself. Thank God I hadn't baited the hook.
        #12
        Wow that's pretty harsh.

        I have the same problem with my one eyed monster. My "eyehole" is too small and I can't "open my eye" so to speak, which makes it hard to have sex.

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        #14
        Anyways Friz, it's Staph* not staff.
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        #15
        Nice to see you're getting better. It's always a good sight to look healthy.

        Eh? Eh?
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        That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
        #16
        Thats probably not good but now you can be a cyclops, thats probably pretty cool
        #18

        "WRAAH NOBODY TRICKED ME"
        "SO GLAD TO BE HERE I COULD JUMP OFF EVERY BRIDGE
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        #20
        Quote by Ovenman
        Nice to see you're getting better. It's always a good sight to look healthy.

        Eh? Eh?



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        #21
        Guess no tip buildings for awhile then, eh Friz?
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        #23
        Similar story:

        Thursday: my back hurts

        Friday: theres a rash on my back

        Saturday: it hurts really bad

        Sunday: still hurts and theres a couple rashes...

        Monday: I have shingles!

        It's really not that bad...and I swear, you can't get it over the Internet
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        Tuesday - dead

        wednesday - then who was OP


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        wat

        #27
        And Friz, I don't think looking into a computer screen is helping.
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        #30
        Oh **** I forgot about this thread and walked away on the phone.

        DieGarbageMan, I ****in lol'ed

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        Screw your eye. I had MRSA.

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        Anyways Friz, it's Staph* not staff.

        Your mom is staph


        EDIT: Actually, Ive lol'ed quite a bit at all of your responses. Oh pit, how I love thee

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        Last edited by yellowfrizbee at Oct 14, 2009,
        #31


        Also, it looks like maybe you're allergic to the eyedrops. You might see the doc again. Maybe he or his pupils have the vision to help bring the swelling down. Iris

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        #32
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        Pics or it didn't happen?

        EDIT: you have an afternoon nap? i thought they were for young children and old people....
        And students.
        Afternoon naps are the best thing ever.
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        And students.
        Afternoon naps are the best thing ever.

        This, man. Try it sometime
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        #35
        Quote by yellowfrizbee
        Your mom is staph


        My mom is dead.

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        Quote by CrossBack7
        Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
        #36
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        My mom is dead.


        Ill take you in and be your mother

        Come child *holds your head*

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        #37
        I don't want a mom younger than me!

        *runs away*
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        Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
        #38
        Quote by SteveHouse
        [Also, it looks like maybe you're allergic to the eyedrops. You might see the doc again. Maybe he or his pupils have the vision to help bring the swelling down. Iris




        My sides hurt from the laughter
        #39
        Im going to one up my story by letting you all know....my only son just ran away from me .


        Why do they always run away
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        #40
        Pics or GTFO, Friz.
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