#1
If you were going to take other the world. How would you do it?
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#4
Quote by tit_grab
lol guys hitler joined th forum lol

I lol'd hard.



There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#6
Well, I'd keep my plan secret. Until it was too late.
By the way, it's too late to stop me, since I'm well into the "be a dick on UG" phase of my plan for world domination.

You guys will be first up against the wall.
#8
I would gain world domination by kidnapping Oprah.
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#9
clone naked girls send them out to seduce mankind then brain wash them and force them to be my slaves
#15
Quote by genghisgandhi
lol wat

Im at a friends house and we're talking about how we would take over the world. We'd see with the pit comes up with.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#16
in my year 8 homework diary I had a massive master plan on how I'd do it... 10 steps to victory, but I've completely forgotten it, and don't know where the planner is.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#18
First I'd promise everybody jobs so then they would all listen to me... Then I'd start isolating jews to ghettos cuz they are the troubles in this world....
I want to go as far to the edge without going over. Out on the edge, you can see all kinds of different things.
#19



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❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
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#21
Quote by Grindar


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