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You are in a cold sweat. You realize something horrifying is happening. Swiftly and quietly, you jump onto your floor, and you look outside. In the distance you can hear screaming, and the skyline is orange against the dark black sky. You turn on your TV and realize the shocking truth - the zombie apocalypse has begun.

In the few short hours that you slumbered, a pandemic has swept the entire region, killing thousands and raising them as mindless, flesh-seeking undead. The police and local military are overwhelmed, and help is not coming. The screams are getting closer now, as you realize you are alone in your house, at the border of the ever-expanding zombie armada.

You have mere moments before your neighborhood is overrun. You awoke completely unaware of the apocalypse's imminence, regardless of how many zombie-survival guides you've read.

What do you do?
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#3
Fap.
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#8
But how do I don't even...
Tonight I kill your fucking face.
I killed your face.


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#9
Make a cup of coffee, then go to work.


Bitches don't know 'bout my work-ethic.
#12
Pretend I'm a zombie myself, then lead the army to world domination.
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#13
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Gravity Gun.

And fap.


FUCK.

YES.




Get all my dad's guns and ammo, and pile into my badass jeep with friends.
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#14
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FUCK.

YES.




Get all my dad's guns and ammo, and pile into my badass jeep with friends.


#16
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Make a cup of coffee, then go to work.


Bitches don't know 'bout my work-ethic.


I loled
#17
Jeep bra Heyyyyy!
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#18
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You are in a cold sweat. You realize something horrifying is happening. Swiftly and quietly, you jump onto your floor...



i was expecting a realy bad shit-yourself-last-night thread
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#19
ive never really read many zombie survival guides, but first, i would run upstairs and grab my parents' guns (and probably have to fight them off with my guitar(pointy edges)) and any ammo, cuz there has to be somebody in the world that isnt a zombie. Then i would completely bar my house with metal, and then wait until they either break through(but i dont think they would have the intelligence, just watch resident evil, extinction, they couldt get through a chain-link fence) and if i run out of food or something, just use my dads gigantic truck just to barrel through the zombies, then im not sure what after that


good description though
h'wat
I cannot fit into your skin.
#22
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Beat me to it.

Too bad it isn't funny.
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#23
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Get all my dad's guns and ammo, and pile into my badass jeep with friends.

#24
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very good
i loled
a lot

and i jizzed a little bit
cause of the lols
h'wat
I cannot fit into your skin.
#25
I would try to barricade my doors as best as i could, get all my supplies and get up stairs destroying the staircase behind me and wait.
#28
I would grab my copy of The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks, read it, and then post a thread to the pit describing the fictional outbreak it describes and ask for their responses.
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#30
I'd probably jack my parents car or get them to drive me to the nearest gun shop... and then break into the gun shop...kill the owner if he's a zombie then take all the guns. OH and i'd bring my bros bow that can shoot throw about 3 people... i'd also get alot of weed... oh and insulin... since i'd die without it.
#31
But I was only asleep for five minutes! Jesus Christ Eugene what did you do while I was out!
#32
I would also find some tight sexy ladies to bring to my house... even better than fapping. Once they saw my new stash of weapons they'd love to come over
#33
hey, imma let you finish, but uh, Stephen King has the best scary stories...just sayin.
#34
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hey, imma let you finish, but uh, Stephen King has the best scary stories...just sayin.




Awesome.
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#35
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hey, imma let you finish, but uh, Stephen King has the best scary stories...just sayin.

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i give you my lolfest of the day
h'wat
I cannot fit into your skin.
#36
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hey, imma let you finish, but uh, Stephen King has the best scary stories...just sayin.

Is that the only thing you're ever gonna post?
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#37
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I'd probably jack my parents car or get them to drive me to the nearest gun shop... and then break into the gun shop...kill the owner if he's a zombie then take all the guns. OH and i'd bring my bros bow that can shoot throw about 3 people... i'd also get alot of weed... oh and insulin... since i'd die without it.

Getting into your car is a bad idea, you're going to end up stranded in traffic.
Going to a gun shop is an even worse idea,as the owner will probably kill you, or all the other people who had the same idea will.


I live on the edge of town, so I'd leave on my bike and go to the countryside shop, take all their supplies and barricade myself in the monastery a few miles out of town.
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#38
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That would actually REALLY suck.

But I'd get out my shotgun and blast "Bleed" by Meshuggah.

Hell yeah.
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#39
Tell UG that every man's No. 2 dream scenario is happening for real.


I'd grab my flashlight, a radio, whatever's handy, blunt, and effective and go outside.
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#40
luckly my house is under renovation so theres lots of tools and building materials to barracade the house with so id do that first. then i would grab a crow bar and go to the wal mart near my house and if i dont see too many zombies then id run in and grab guns and ammo and whatever supplies i could grab then go home, have a cup of tea, and wait for this to all blow over
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