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If God Had Wanted Me To Be Accepting Of Gays, He Would Have Given Me The Warmth And Compassion To Do So

I don't question God. The Lord is my Shepherd and I shall put none above Him. Which is why I know that if it were part of God's plan for me to stop viciously condemning others based solely on their sexual preference, He would have seen fit—in His infinite wisdom and all—to have given me the tiniest bit of human empathy necessary to do so.


Another excellent and well argued article.
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I feel like that chick in the picture is staring into my soul...
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People like that need to learn that people have no right to condemn.

EDIT: Even if it is the Onion, it's amazing how many people think the way the article was written.
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#7
It's a simple matter of logic, really.



EDIT: After reading through this I'm having a hard time not believing it's a parody article...

EDIT2: OH GOD I'M AN IDIOT
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Why aren't more people talking about this.
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To Be Continued . . .
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have God's work to do.





When my younger brother told me he was gay, it shook my faith to its very core. But here I am, 27 years later, still refusing to take his calls. Just the way God intended.


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#12
I was about to write something derogatory about 'gods' sexual orientation, but i felt the fear. Strange because im Agnostic and never done anything christian.
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TS, don't you come from Ireland? What time is it?
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so if God made someone a serial killer or child rapist ur just gonna accept that as god's will or plan?
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so if God made someone a serial killer or child rapist ur just gonna accept that as god's will or plan?






Yep...
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saying that god hates gays is just stupid. it says in the bible you should love everyone like yourself. oh and i don't even believe in god but i still know that
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TS, don't you come from Ireland? What time is it?

It's 5:35am. I'm writing up lab reports at the moment.
It's the same time in Scotland isn't it?
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
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saying that god hates gays is just stupid. it says in the bible you should love everyone like yourself. oh and i don't even believe in god but i still know that


... it says in the bible that any man who sleeps with another man has a special place for him in hell.
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i read that thinking wow... what a ****... than i read it was by The Onion...
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#25
i hate people brainwashed by their religion
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... it says in the bible that any man who sleeps with another man has a special place for him in hell.



Where homosexuals are allowed to have *********
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To Be Continued . . .
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My favorite part about The Onion is the people who don't understand that it's a satire.
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thats about south africa tho...which isnt poor at all.
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Hah, I was inwardly going to flip **** at this lady until I saw what the website was.
I feel dumb.
Did anyone else just do that?
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Lol. I like how that way of thinking would completely disprove Christianity.
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The Onion
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#34
All you atheist assholes need to stop this shit. Now, I have no problem with people being atheist. That's not what bothers me. But every damn time God is mentioned in this place, "god isn't real olololololol". Why do you feel the need to knock other peoples' beliefs whenever the topic comes up? Knock it the hell off.


That out of the way, The Onion is brilliant.
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... it says in the bible that any man who sleeps with another man has a special place for him in hell.


doesn't say anything against lesbians though
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"running backs buttocks undulate hypnotically in slow motion replay." This site has literally the gayest sounding link I have come across.


*Goes back to page and finally notices what the site is*


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I can never take The Onion seriously. They write on stuff that's way too played out I guess.
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''If God Had Wanted Me To Be Accepting Of Gays, priests shouldnt be having sex with boys''
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that's why i ****ing hate religions : / i want to punch her straight in the face >: (
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that's why i ****ing hate religions : / i want to punch her straight in the face >: (

Its not real bro.
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