Anyways, this is an example of a conversation of cleverbot:

User: How can I hear myself when I have no ears?

Cleverbot: You don't hear words in your head as you read them? I do.

User: How can you hear words in your head if you have no head?

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: So you lied to me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Dick-face.

Cleverbot: Don't be obscene.

Post your conversations with it here!


There's two threads on this already.

One old one.

and one made by me which failed.


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I already made a thread on this awhile ago, in which Cleverbot admitted to being phone.

Edit: Found it.

User: I'll punch you in the face.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah? Well go ahead and try.
User: *Punch in face*.
Cleverbot: *does a barrel roll*.
User: *Shoots in foot*.
Cleverbot: *launches a nuke at you*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: Aww, don't cry! I love you really!
User: *cries harder*.
Cleverbot: *cries too*.
User: *uses Bulbasaurs Razor Leaf attack*.
Cleverbot: *face burns off.
User: Umm, Bulbasaur is not a fire type, stupid.
Cleverbot: Nice try, but I'm not letting you steer the conversation that way Cleverbot.
User: You've discovered my secret!
Cleverbot: You're no fun.
User: Neither are you. *kills cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Who kills cleverbot.
User: Who was phone?
Cleverbot: I was phone.
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Cleverbot: Tell me something funny.
User: i cum blood
Cleverbot: That's nice.
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Cleverbot: What are you thinking of?

User: ******s.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: What are you thinking of?

Cleverbot: Lisa.

User: Lisa who?

Cleverbot: Nama awk siapa ya???????????????????????????????????

User: So true.

Cleverbot: What do you do when you Cleverbot somebody?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

"Oh my god? What is this place?"

"I'm pretty sure it's hell"
"No guys, this place is far worse, i think its heaven."

Kensai? Meh

User: Do you play guitar?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you sing?

Cleverbot: Sometimes, and you ?

User: Always.

Cleverbot: Do you like sunshine?

User: No, I like the rain. The weather matches my mood.

Cleverbot: I want to go to london too.

User: I didn't say that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Aren't you pathetic for a computer?

Cleverbot: Aren't we all?

User: I'm a human being. I can talk, walk, ****, and love.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Kensai.

Cleverbot: Meh.
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