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Beserker
More fluid than Jeff Beck
Join date: Jan 2003
434 IQ
#1
I think this can generate some lulz, so I hope it's not somehow against the rules. I have prepared for you a questionnaire of my own design. Some of the questions are your run-of-the-mill type fare, some are musically related, but I have tried to make the majority of them somewhat unusual or interesting so that it doesn't turn into one of those threads where everyone posts but no one really reads the content.

Feel free to omit any questions if you don't like them.

Username:
Real first name:
Sex:
Religion (or lack thereof):
Nationality:
First vegetable that comes to mind:
Favourite band:
Favourite guitar player:
Favourite guitar:
Favourite album:
Best concert you've attended:
Tea or coffee:
Ever been to Spain?
Do you drink?
Do you smoke?
Wacky Baccy?
Ever taken a dump outside?
What's the weather like there?
Favourite film:
Do you give money to hobos?
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?
Favourite Simpsons character:
Are you a virgin?
Record no. of faps in a day:
Favourite cheese:
Ever had a wet dream?
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:
Favourite animal:
Do you live on the coast?
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):
Favourite author + book:
Any tattoos? Do you like them?
Can you lick your elbow?
Last thing you bought:
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:
Clean, overdriven or distorted?
Have you read LOTR?
Ever broken someone's nose?
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:
What's your dream job?
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?
Ever been in a car accident?
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?
Zero-Hartman
25 characters is not enou
Join date: Oct 2007
498 IQ
#2
Finally looks like a decent one

Username: Zero-Hartman
Real first name: James
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: Scottish/Australian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Zuchini
Favourite band: Smashing Pumpkins (for old times sake)
Favourite guitar player: Billy Corgan
Favourite guitar: Fender Jazzmaster
Favourite album: Takk...
Best concert you've attended: I've attended quite a few, but either Arcade Fire/Chemical Brothers/Smashing Pumpkins/Alice In Chains/NIN get the spot
Tea or coffee: 2 spoons of coffee, no sugar or milk.
Ever been to Spain? No, don't really want to.
Do you drink? Too much.
Do you smoke? When I've been drinking.
Wacky Baccy? If the chance arises
Ever taken a dump outside? Not yet.
What's the weather like there? Currently 11:43pm, so dark and wet.
Favourite film: Tough choice, probably National Lampoon's Animal House.
Do you give money to hobos? Never see any.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Not yet.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Can't remember :/
Favourite Simpsons character: Duffman/Gill
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: 3
Favourite cheese: Brie
Ever had a wet dream? Yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Nothing in real life, the internet is far scarier
Favourite animal: Great White is fucking badass
Do you live on the coast? Near enough
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): New York or Morocco
Favourite author + book: Bill Bryson - Short History Of Nearly Everything
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Not yet.
Can you lick your elbow? No.
Last thing you bought: 2 t-shirts, one Flight Of The Conchords one and one Bill and Ted one.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Graze on my knee
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean
Have you read LOTR? Naturally.
Ever broken someone's nose? No.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Photography
What's your dream job? University lecturer
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A house
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Not a huge height.
Ever been in a car accident? No.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Phone the hospital.

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Berserker.
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jgbsmith
doin' dat funky viagra
Join date: Jun 2007
89 IQ
#3
Username: jgbsmith
Real first name: Jonny
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic/Atheist
Nationality: Scottish/German
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Dream Theater
Favourite guitar player: Petrucci
Favourite guitar: dunno lol
Favourite album: In The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson
Best concert you've attended: Slipknot at Download 09
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Yeah
Do you smoke? a bit
Wacky Baccy? once or twice
Ever taken a dump outside? no, IIRC
What's the weather like there? overcast
Favourite film: dunno lol, I like a lot of films
Do you give money to hobos? not normally
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? can't remember
Favourite Simpsons character: Sideshow Bob
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day: 7
Favourite cheese: gouda
Ever had a wet dream? yeah
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: /b/
Favourite animal: dog
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): America
Favourite author + book: Stephen King - It
Any tattoos? Do you like them? nah
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: bread and cream cheese
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: croup as a baby
Clean, overdriven or distorted? clean
Have you read LOTR? no
Ever broken someone's nose? no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: drumming
What's your dream job? sound tech
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: macbook pro
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? jumped off a pier once..
Ever been in a car accident? no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? your dad
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




E-Married to Guitar0Player

http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
primusfan
Conspiracy Music Theorist
Join date: Mar 2004
5,337 IQ
#4
Username: primusfan (is that a serious question?)
Real first name: dave
Sex: male
Religion (or lack thereof): orthodox-inquiring catholic atheist
Nationality: american
First vegetable that comes to mind: cucumber
Favourite band: CAKE
Favourite bass player: james jamerson
Favourite bass: '62 sunburst precision bass.
Favourite album: i can't answer that. way too difficult.
Best concert you've attended: the presidents of the USA. or ween. going to see the pixies next month!
Tea or coffee: tea
Ever been to Spain? nope
Do you drink? yep.
Do you smoke? yep.
Wacky Baccy? rarely.
Ever taken a dump outside? regrettably, yes.
What's the weather like there? rainy. overcast.
Favourite film: the big lebowski
Do you give money to hobos? not anymore. i'll buy them food though.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? i've forgotten already. oh yeah, i meant to get her a movie ... none of the stores had it. i was upset. it ended up coming on TV though so we watched it together.
Favourite Simpsons character: ralph wiggum
Are you a virgin? nope.
Record no. of faps in a day: seven
Favourite cheese: none
Ever had a wet dream? nope.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: i don't know.
Favourite animal: dog.
Do you live on the coast? not anymore.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): northern cal. oregon. washington state.
Favourite author + book: hunter s thompson
Any tattoos? Do you like them? nope.
Can you lick your elbow? nope.
Last thing you bought: two five layer burritos; two chicken burritos.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: mono. or a broken arm.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? overdriven
Have you read LOTR? nope.
Ever broken someone's nose? almost.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: reading. bowling.
What's your dream job? studio musician. guitar/bass teacher. jazz bass gigging. all at once.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: buy a shen sb100 with bow. invest some of it. put the rest in savings.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yep.
Ever been in a car accident? yep.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? make sure it wasn't my own with the other hand. if it it was, shit brix. if it wasn't ... go about my day.
#DTWD
Liberchaotica
I don't bloody think so
Join date: Mar 2006
338 IQ
#6
Username: Liberchaotica
Real first name: Tom
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: English
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Iron Maiden
Favourite guitar player: Paul Gilbert
Favourite guitar: Probably LP at a push
Favourite album: Couldn't say
Best concert you've attended: Muse
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Sometimes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Sunny but cold
Favourite film: The Thing
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I don't remember
Favourite Simpsons character: Don't have one
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: 6 I think
Favourite cheese: brie
Ever had a wet dream? Rarely, but yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Ah, that would be telling.
Favourite animal: Penguin
Do you live on the coast? Very nearly
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Russia
Favourite author + book: Clive Barker - Books Of Blood
Any tattoos? Do you like them? One, on my left forearm. I love it.
Can you lick your elbow? You wont get me!
Last thing you bought: MS points
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Cancer
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? Nope
Ever broken someone's nose? Wanted to, but no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Reading
What's your dream job? Lazy fat bastard
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Try and get my hands on a PGM301
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? A very minor one
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? .....lick it
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Capt_Clarkson
Dance With The Penguin
Join date: Sep 2008
824 IQ
#7
Username:Capt_Clarkson
Real first name:Ben
Sex:Male
Religion (or lack thereof):Atheist
Nationality:British
First vegetable that comes to mind:Cabbage
Favourite band:Red Hot Chili Peppers
Favourite guitar player:John Frusciante
Favourite guitar:Telecaster, Crimson Red
Favourite album:The Empyrean
Best concert you've attended:Go:Audio
Tea or coffee:Coffee
Ever been to Spain?Nah bro
Do you drink?YES
Do you smoke?Not anymore
Wacky Baccy?Aye
Ever taken a dump outside?Nope
What's the weather like there?Awful
Favourite film:Kill Bill Vol.1
Do you give money to hobos?PFT NAH
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?Not a clue
Favourite Simpsons character:Homer
Are you a virgin?Not anymore
Record no. of faps in a day:Ermm 3 I think
Favourite cheese:Chedder
Ever had a wet dream?Probably
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:1guy1horse
Favourite animal:Wolf
Do you live on the coast?Nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):Your mum's cooch
Favourite author + book:Tolkien, LOTR
Any tattoos? Do you like them?Not got any yet, want one though
Can you lick your elbow?Nope
Last thing you bought:Can of coke
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:Shattered my right hand and dislocated two of the fingers on it
Clean, overdriven or distorted?Distorted
Have you read LOTR? YES!!!
Ever broken someone's nose? Nah, broke someones jaw though, ages ago
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Gaming I guess
What's your dream job?Guitar teacher
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:Buy a giant lizard and train it to fight
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?Don't think so
Ever been in a car accident?Aye
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?Rocket Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?Freak out, obviously
metaldud536
Multiple trick donkey
Join date: Jul 2006
954 IQ
#8
Username: metaldud536
Real first name: Josh
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): agnostic
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Peas
Favourite band: L'arc En Ciel
Favourite guitar player: Daita
Favourite guitar: My Ibanez RG321MH
Favourite album: Scar Symmetry - Holographic Universe
Best concert you've attended: ehhh....
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? wat
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Humid
Favourite film: Taegukgi The brotherhood of War
Do you give money to hobos? Nay
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Nothin
Favourite Simpsons character: Dr. Nick
Are you a virgin? Ye
Record no. of faps in a day: 2
Favourite cheese: American cheese
Ever had a wet dream? Nope
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: the beheading of american civilian worker
Favourite animal: Bird
Do you live on the coast? Near it
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Japan
Favourite author + book: Gantz
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I like tattoos but I have none
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: 120GB Zune
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Panic attacks
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? Nope
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Drawing and gaming
What's your dream job? Session guitarist
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a Porshe
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Nah
Ever been in a car accident? Nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocketlauncher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Go to hospital to surgically remove it.
DesertEagle
Registered User
Join date: Jun 2007
335 IQ
#9
Username: DesertEagle
Real first name: Connor
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Meh sort of Christian
Nationality: Australian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cucumber
Favourite band: Guns N Roses (pre Chinese Democracy)
Favourite guitar player: Slash
Favourite guitar: White Telecaster
Favourite album: Appetite For Destruction
Best concert you've attended: 2008 Big Day Out RATM!!!!
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? No actually
Do you drink? Yep lots!!
Do you smoke? Yeh a bit not really a fan tho
Wacky Baccy? Yeh more than cigarettes
Ever taken a dump outside? GOD YES!!!
What's the weather like there? Getting Sunny Summers Coming!!!
Favourite film: Pulp Fiction/Resevoir Dogs
Do you give money to hobos? Occasionally
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No want to do both
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Book she wanted
Favourite Simpsons character: Snake or Homer
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: about 3
Favourite cheese: Brie
Ever had a wet dream? I think i have dont really remember was a while ago
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A body getting burnt at an India Crematorium
Favourite animal: Siberian Tiger
Do you live on the coast? Yes Perth Western Australia!!!
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Los Angeles/ New York
Favourite author + book: Matthew Reilly - Six Sacred Stones
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No tats
Can you lick your elbow? I dont think anyone can
Last thing you bought: Beanie
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Broke my arm when i was 2 and a half
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted nothing more or less
Have you read LOTR? the 2nd one only
Ever broken someone's nose? No broke someones ankle playing soccer tho
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Playing Drums
What's your dream job? Professional Musician or Sound Engineer/Producer
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: PIMP MY GARAGE/BANDROOM
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yeh 7 metres
Ever been in a car accident? No not really
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rockets FTW
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? ADD IT TO THE COLLECTION!!!! THAT MAKES 6!!
Deliriumbassist
UG's only DB
Join date: Apr 2006
2,387 IQ
#10
Username: Deliriumbassist
Real first name: Ben
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist agnostic
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: At the moment... InMe
Favourite guitar player: Dave McPherson or John Butler
Favourite guitar: Framus AK1974
Favourite album: Lateralus- Tool
Best concert you've attended: Tool w/ Russian Circles
Tea or coffee: Neither
Ever been to Spain? Twice
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Not for a few years
Ever taken a dump outside? This was a regular occurance in the wilds of India
What's the weather like there? 'orrid
Favourite film: Se7en
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Sent her and Dad to Venice for a weekend
Favourite Simpsons character: Moe
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: I've never counted. When I do, I'll update
Favourite cheese: Collier's Welsh Mature Cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? Yup
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Nothing springs to mind
Favourite animal: Tigers
Do you live on the coast? Nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Angkor Wat
Favourite author + book: In Europe- Geert Maak
Any tattoos? Do you like them? The Coheed and Cambria keywork. I still like it. Even if I end up hating it, it marks a point in my life, so no bad done there.
Can you lick your elbow? I'm not trying.
Last thing you bought: Bottle of pepsi
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: MRSA
Clean, overdriven or distorted? As a bassist, clean
Have you read LOTR? Yes
Ever broken someone's nose? Yes
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: I enjoy just walking around the place
What's your dream job? What I am - pro musician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Pay off my student loan, or my parent's mortgage
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?Rocket Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Use my medical knowledge to remove it, and attach it onto someone's chin.
yellowfrizbee
UG's Conversation Analyst
Join date: Jul 2007
362 IQ
#11
Username: yellowfrizbee
Real first name: Jackie
Sex: Female
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic/Atheist
Nationality: Amurikan
First vegetable that comes to mind: Tomato
Favourite band: Too many
Favourite guitar player: Petrucci
Favourite guitar: I love all guitars
Favourite album: Iunno
Best concert you've attended: MSI
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No, but a quarter or my relatives were born from Spain.
Do you drink? Yeah
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? The hell is that?
Ever taken a dump outside? Cant say I have
What's the weather like there? Sunny; its Florida
Favourite film: Old Boy
Do you give money to hobos? Yep. Food too! Me and the hobos are tight
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Hell. No.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Money
Favourite Simpsons character: Dont watch it
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day: Girls cant fap?
Favourite cheese: The multi colored one
Ever had a wet dream? If thats simply a sexual dream, then yes.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: I saw old people dirty grind dancing on eachother
Favourite animal: Chicken
Do you live on the coast? Not really
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Japan or UK
Favourite author + book: Exact Revenge (lololol I dont read so...im limited)
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Not yet
Can you lick your elbow? Fuck yes I can. And im damn quick to show it off proudly too.
Last thing you bought: Pumpkins!!
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Fell through a dock and got a nail through my leg
Clean, overdriven or distorted? OVERDRIVEEE!!!111!!11!1
Have you read LOTR? Hell no and never will. Havnt even seen films.
Ever broken someone's nose? No, im gentle
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Paintballing
What's your dream job? Restaurant Critic
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Id buy myself my own ****ing Island
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Psshh I cant even go off the high dive
Ever been in a car accident? When I was a baby
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower for sure
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Id cut it off


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brooklynsoulja1
Registered User
Join date: Nov 2006
400 IQ
#12
Username:brooklynsoulja1
Real first name:ricky
Sex:m
Religion (or lack thereof):lack thereof=P
Nationality:PuertoRican/Scottish
First vegetable that comes to mind:carrot
Favourite band:metallica
Favourite guitar player:paul gilbert
Favourite guitar:Iceman
Favourite album:Toxicity
Best concert you've attended:Metallica
Tea or coffee:coffee
Ever been to Spain?nop
Do you drink?occasionally
Do you smoke?occasionally
Wacky Baccy?huhhhh??
Ever taken a dump outside?yup
What's the weather like there?warmm
Favourite film:scarface
Do you give money to hobos?hellno
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?nop=\
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?nothing=)
Favourite Simpsons character:bart
Are you a virgin?nopeee
Record no. of faps in a day:7
Favourite cheese:holey?
Ever had a wet dream?yup
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:bus+oldlady=death
Favourite animal:platapus
Do you live on the coast?close enough
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):tehh pit
Favourite author + book:Twilighttt
Any tattoos? Do you like them?no
Can you lick your elbow?yes
Last thing you bought:brownie
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:super runs
Clean, overdriven or distorted?distortionnnn
Have you read LOTR?yup trilogy and hobbit
Ever broken someone's nose?no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:watchin football
What's your dream job?rockstarr
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:guitarzzz
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?no
Ever been in a car accident?no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?flamthrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?unstitch it?
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for those who like to mosh, but just wanna cuddle afterwards

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JohnnyV
Hard as Rock
Join date: Jul 2003
522 IQ
#13
Username: JohnnyV
Real first name: Johnathan
Sex: Only with women who are a 9 or more on the scale of 10
Religion (or lack thereof): none
Nationality: Canadian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Led Zeppelin
Favourite guitar player: Jimmy Page
Favourite guitar: Gibson EDS 1275 Doubleneck
Favourite album: Led Zeppelin IV
Best concert you've attended: ACDC
Tea or coffee: Pea or Toffee?
Ever been to Spain? NO
Do you drink? I have to drink SOMETHING or i'd die...
Do you smoke? no
Wacky Baccy? WTFky?
Ever taken a dump outside? yes
What's the weather like there? sunny and cold
Favourite film: Lod of the Rings
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Toe nail clippers
Favourite Simpsons character: seriously?
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: probably like 5
Favourite cheese: CHEDAAARRRR!!!
Ever had a wet dream? No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Well...once this girl observed me anal f*ck another girl
Favourite animal: Dog
Do you live on the coast? Yes
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Australia
Favourite author + book: Terry Goodkind and Wizards First Rule
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I be getting one soon
Can you lick your elbow? No, but i can lick YOUR elbow
Last thing you bought: McDonalds
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Syphillis (jk)
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? YES
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Watching women masturbate
What's your dream job? Rocking out
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a boat
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes, 35 feet
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Salad tosser
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Lick it
MushroomBomb
Hi!
Join date: Sep 2008
71 IQ
#14
Username: MushroomBomb
Real first name: Paal (pronounced like Paul)
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): None
Nationality: Norwegian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cucumber
Favourite band: Muse
Favourite guitar player: Matt Bellamy
Favourite guitar: Manson Glitterati
Favourite album: Absolution
Best concert you've attended: Iron Maiden
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Occasionally
Do you smoke? Nope
Wacky Baccy? No idea what this means >_>
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes.
What's the weather like there? Cold.
Favourite film: Too many.
Do you give money to hobos? Once a year or so.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No, but I'd love to some day.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A huge suitcase for travelling.
Favourite Simpsons character: Maggie.
Are you a virgin? Yes.
Record no. of faps in a day: 4-ish.
Favourite cheese: Brie.
Ever had a wet dream? Yeah.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: No idea.
Favourite animal: Cat.
Do you live on the coast? No.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Your mums bed/Lace Como
Favourite author + book: New Spring, by Robert Jordan.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No.
Can you lick your elbow? Nope.
Last thing you bought: Brütal Legend for the xBox 360.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Whiplash.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean/overdriven.
Have you read LOTR? Yeah.
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Gaming.
What's your dream job? Author.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A new T.V.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? 10 metres, does that count?
Ever been in a car accident? Yeah, bus crash.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Go back to sleep.


S t a i r s s r i a t S

SmElLy KiD
zzwraaar!
Join date: Jul 2006
115 IQ
#15
Username:Look the the left
Real first name:Matt
Sex:Male
Religion (or lack thereof):None
Nationality:Canadian
First vegetable that comes to mind:Carrots
Favourite band:Opeth
Favourite guitar player:Jari Maenpaa
Favourite guitar:All of the above
Favourite album:Blackwater Park - Opeth
Best concert you've attended:Opeth + Enslaved
Tea or coffee:Nope
Ever been to Spain?No
Do you drink?No
Do you smoke?No
Wacky Baccy?Huh?
Ever taken a dump outside?No
What's the weather like there?A wee bit cold
Favourite film:Pulp Fiction
Do you give money to hobos?No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?A toaster
Favourite Simpsons character:Dr. nick
Are you a virgin?yes
Record no. of faps in a day:I never keep count, that's just weird
Favourite cheese:Marble
Ever had a wet dream?No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:Unknown
Favourite animal:Leemurs
Do you live on the coast?No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):Jupiter
Favourite author + book:Zombie Survival Guide, Max Brooks
Any tattoos? Do you like them?No
Can you lick your elbow?No
Last thing you bought:GTA: Liberty City Stories
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:6-inch cut on my leg
Clean, overdriven or distorted?all of the above
Have you read LOTR?No
Ever broken someone's nose?No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:Video games
What's your dream job?Hitman
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:Cuba
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?is 10-15 feet a large height?
Ever been in a car accident?No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?Both, in one device
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?PARTY!!!!
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


Visit my Soundcloud, OR SUFFER.
kenan6346
Join date: Jan 2008
1,461 IQ
#16
Username: kenan6346
Real first name: Kenan (duh...)
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Christian
Nationality: Aust.
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot (no further discussion )
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? wat
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Fine
Do you give money to hobos? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Can't remember
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 4
Favourite cheese: Coon?
Ever had a wet dream? No
Do you live on the coast? Yeah
Clean, overdriven or distorted? OD or Dist., depends how I feel...
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? lol ***
lepermessiah22
UG's Child of Bodom
Join date: May 2006
77 IQ
#17
Username: kepermessiah22
Real first name: Tom
Sex: male
Religion (or lack thereof): raised Catholic but im kinda agnostic now
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Children of Bodom
Favourite guitar player: Alexi Laiho
Favourite guitar: Jackson RR24, or my LTD EX-351
Favourite album: hmm, Follow the Reaper or The Jester Race
Best concert you've attended: either the first Gigantour or the most recent one with In Flames, Bodom and Megadeth
Tea or coffee: tea
Ever been to Spain? nope
Do you drink? yeah
Do you smoke? not regular smoker, but if offered i do, or if im drinking
Wacky Baccy? every so often
Ever taken a dump outside? no
What's the weather like there? cloudy and cold
Favourite film: LOTR trilogy
Do you give money to hobos? not usually
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? nothing because im away at school and it was a few days ago
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day: not sure
Favourite cheese: muenster or provolone
Ever had a wet dream? no
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: i was driving on a highway and saw a deer run across 3 lanes and jump over the divider only to be smacked in the head by a Volkswagon and sent spinning back across those 3 lanes it had ran across.
Favourite animal: wolves, snakes
Do you live on the coast? yeah
Place you'd most like to visit: England, Ireland, Sweden, Germany, a lot of places
Favourite author + book: JRR Tolkien, LOTR trilogy
Any tattoos? Do you like them? none yet
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: cigarettes & beer
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: never really had bad injuries or diseases
Clean, overdriven or distorted? distorted
Have you read LOTR? yes
Ever broken someone's nose? nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Baseball, American football, hockey
What's your dream job? audio engineer, guitar tech
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: build a studio
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yeah
Ever been in a car accident? no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? cut it off, it's only stitched on


LTD EX-351
Peavey 5150 head
Marshall 1960A
Boss NS-2 Noise Supressor
BBE 482i Sonic Maximizer
Souphead2000
Registered User
Join date: Jul 2006
812 IQ
#18
Username: Souphead2000
Real first name: Griffin
Sex: Yes please. Male.
Religion (or lack thereof): Lack thereof
Nationality: American/Native American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Potato
Favourite band: Right now Threat Signal.
Favourite guitar player: Dimebag Darrell
Favourite guitar: Schecters and PSR's
Favourite album: Dont really have one.
Best concert you've attended: Slipknot and Trivium.
Tea or coffee: Coffee ftw.
Ever been to Spain? No but it sounds nice.
Do you drink? When the oppertunity comes yes.
Do you smoke? Yeah.
Wacky Baccy? Oh yeah.
Ever taken a dump outside? Yep.
What's the weather like there? Cold and Drizzly
Favourite film: The Departed. Go Mark Walhberg.
Do you give money to hobos? Depends.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No but I want to.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I dont remember.
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart.
Are you a virgin? Not at all.
Record no. of faps in a day: Hmmm 3.
Favourite cheese: Too many.
Ever had a wet dream? Never.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A father get his ass beat by his 16 year old son.
Favourite animal: Wolves.
Do you live on the coast? I live on the east coast.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Got too many places on that list.
Favourite author + book: Not a big reader.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Im saving up for my first tatt which is Jappanese Kanji for music and suffering on the back of my neck.
Can you lick your elbow? No.
Last thing you bought: A monster and a pack of ciggs.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: A major head injury. Lost a lot of blood and got 6 stiches in my head.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted.
Have you read LOTR? No.
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Video games.
What's your dream job? Professional Musician.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: I'd go to Guitar Center and buy a lot of stuff.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes.
Ever been in a car accident? Not a bad one.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Check if I still had both of mine in my sack.
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Nickelbitch
Up with Metal!!
Join date: Jan 2006
328 IQ
#19
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Feel free to omit any questions if you don't like them.

Username: Nickelbitch
Real first name: Jacqueline
Sex: Female
Religion (or lack thereof): None
Nationality: Caucasian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Broccoli
Favourite band: Jethro Tull
Favourite guitar player: Edgar Cruz
Favourite guitar: My little epiphone
Favourite album: Songs from the Wood
Best concert you've attended: Andre Reiu
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? At parties
Wacky Baccy? Never
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope
What's the weather like there? Rainy and warm
Favourite film: Sweeney todd
Do you give money to hobos? Don't have any here
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A ****ty candle
Favourite Simpsons character: Lenny. Everyone loves Lenny
Are you a virgin? nope
Record no. of faps in a day:?? fap??
Favourite cheese: the yellow kind
Ever had a wet dream? nope
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: unsure...
Favourite animal: dont have one
Do you live on the coast? nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Ireland
Favourite author + book: ken Follett, any books of his are great.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no and yes
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: a cape. lol...
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: brain surgery
Clean, overdriven or distorted?clean
Have you read LOTR? ???
Ever broken someone's nose? nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: playing my flute
What's your dream job? music teacher
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: buy a house
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? nope
Ever been in a car accident? nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? ... i'd lol...


lol
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I never understood why a girl would take a boner as a bad thing "Oh no, your attracted to me, you sick wanker." :\ x


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Im saying this the straightest way possible, but...

I'd have sexual intercourse with your anus.
DimebagLivesOn
BibleThump BibleThump
Join date: Sep 2007
1,947 IQ
#20
Username: DimebagLivesOn
Real first name:Ian
Sex:Male
Religion (or lack thereof):Agnostic
Nationality:USA
First vegetable that comes to mind:Onion
Favourite band:Mastodon
Favourite guitar player:Steve Vai
Favourite guitar:Schecter Hellraiser Sunset Deluxe
Favourite album: Disconnected-Fates Warning
Best concert you've attended:Mastodon/Dethklok
Tea or coffee:Coffee
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? wat
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes
What's the weather like there? Varies a lot
Favourite film: Reservoir Dogs
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? She doesn't deserve gifts
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: 7?
Favourite cheese: Pepperjack
Ever had a wet dream? No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Guy having a seizure. I was like 8
Favourite animal: Otters
Do you live on the coast? No, bout 2 hours away
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Scotland
Favourite author + book: meg
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No
Can you lick your elbow? Haven't tried
Last thing you bought: Goldfish
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Severe Bronchitis
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? Yes
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Running
What's your dream job? Electrical engineer
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Give enough so my parents can pay off the house
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Scream
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Våd Hamster
brzrkr
Join date: Jul 2007
251 IQ
#21
Username: hurrr
Real first name: None of you can pronounce it anyway
Sex: Two years ago on the 26/12
Religion (or lack thereof): It's a secret, ololol
Nationality: Danish
First vegetable that comes to mind: Corn
Favourite band: It fluctuates. I love the work of Steven Wilson and Warrel Dane.
Favourite guitar player: Jeff Loomis probably
Favourite guitar: I'd kill for a 27'' Blackmachine B8
Favourite album: Catch 33
Best concert you've attended: Opeth & Dream Theater @ prog nation 09
Tea or coffee: Neither.
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? COLD. And clear sky. Love it.


cba'd to do the rest.
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blackenedktulu
UG's Guy who plays guitar
Join date: Oct 2005
675 IQ
#22
Username: blackenedktulu
Real first name: Steven
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Complicated...
Nationality: Irish
First vegetable that comes to mind: Oh no... potato.
Favourite band: Incubus/Opeth/Metallica/Dream Theater
Favourite guitar player: John Petrucci, Mikael Akerfeldt
Favourite guitar: PRS Custom 24, Whale Blue
Favourite album: Ooh... Right now I'd say... Morningrise - Opeth
Best concert you've attended: Gojira, March 14th 2009
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Yeah
Do you drink? Occasionally
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Yeah
Ever taken a dump outside? Yeah
What's the weather like there? Dull
Favourite film:
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I haven't a clue
Favourite Simpsons character: Jasper
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: Over 9000
Favourite cheese: Subway
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: The internet
Favourite animal: Duck-Billed Platypus
Do you live on the coast? Near enough
Place you'd most like to visit?: Japan, Sweden, Germany
Favourite author + book: J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, and yes, I love my non-tattoos
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Chocolate
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Dislocated kneecap
Clean, overdriven or distorted? All 3
Have you read LOTR? Many a time
Ever broken someone's nose? 3
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Reading
What's your dream job? A guitarist
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A House
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? No, thankfully
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrowing Rocketlaunchers
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Fap vigorously
ctb
Join date: Apr 2004
1,449 IQ
#23
ctb
Clifford
Male
Music
White British
Carrot
Manic Street Preachers
Stephen O'Malley
Fender Telecaster (Broadcaster)
"This Is My Truth Now Tell Me Yours" by Manic Street Preachers
I've been to one Metal concert in my entire life. I didn't enjoy it.
Tea.
No.
Occasionally, in moderation.
No. I have done on random occasions.
No. Never want to.
Sadly, yes.
The sun is out. Quite warm.
Police Academy.
No.
No.
Cannot remember.
Duffman.
Yes.
4.
Smoked.
No.
No idea.
Bear.
No.
Norway.
Roald Dahl's George's Marvellous Medicine.
No. Not a fan of them.
No.
Men's magazine and 4 packets of crisps.
Fractured wrist.
Clean.
No.
No.
Art and Design.
Something within the Graphic Design industry.
Camera.
No.
No.
Flamethrower.
Flap my hand around in attept to get rid of it.
james4
Registered User
Join date: Mar 2006
1,118 IQ
#24
Username: james4
Real first name:James
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof):Christian
Nationality:Canadian (2nd generation Northern Irish immigrant)
First vegetable that comes to mind:carrot
Favourite band:dont really have one
Favourite guitar player:see above
Favourite guitar:any of the ones I own.. including lots of fixeruppers
Favourite album:dunno.. reconstruction site, if I had to choose one
Best concert you've attended:I dunno, either.. but The Weakerthans was pretty awesome
Tea or coffee:Both, but I prefer tea
Ever been to Spain?nope
Do you drink?yup
Do you smoke?nope
Wacky Baccy?no?
Ever taken a dump outside?yeah >.>
What's the weather like there?cooold
Favourite film:dont really have one :/
Do you give money to hobos?sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?no =[
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?I cant remember.. a shirt of some kind, I think
Favourite Simpsons character:otto
Are you a virgin?yup
Record no. of faps in a day:2? ..I've never really 'gone for the gold'...
Favourite cheese:blue *drools*
Ever had a wet dream?yup
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:someone drowning..
Favourite animal:polar bear
Do you live on the coast?nope =[
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): lots of places. I'd love to go back to n.Ireland, or whistler, or the alps, or ..winnipeg?
Favourite author + book: I dont really have a favourite, but scar tissue was a good read
Any tattoos? Do you like them?I dont have any, but I'd consider it, if I found something that was just 'right'
Can you lick your elbow?nah
Last thing you bought:lunch
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:I've never had a bad injury, really. I was really sick when the norwalk virus was going around like, 5 years ago
Clean, overdriven or distorted?smooth overdrive, baby
Have you read LOTR?yup
Ever broken someone's nose?nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:electronics
What's your dream job?probably something involving music and electronics, or just music
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:vox ac30hh + the matching cab + rickenbacker 370 with a mapleglo finish
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?often =]
Ever been in a car accident?not a serious one
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?both
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?unstitch it?
then donate it for transplant or something
Pagan_Poetry
The Twilight Stoned
Join date: Apr 2009
3,467 IQ
#25
Username: Pagan_Poetry, I believe.
Real first name: Andreas (or Andrew in English)
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic (inb4 THIS ISN'T THE RELIGIOUS THREAD BANNED)
Nationality: Greek/South African
First vegetable that comes to mind: Parsnip. I was gonna say Juliana Wetmore but I'm sure people would be mad. Oh wait, it's the pit.
Favourite band: Converge
Favourite guitar player: Paul Waggoner
Favourite guitar: This is iffy. I'll go with Ibanez since that's what I have.
Favourite album: Converge-Jane Doe
Best concert you've attended: Tool with Isis
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Casually
Do you smoke? Herbally
Wacky Baccy? Nopey thanksy
Ever taken a dump outside? Totally
What's the weather like there? dark skies and it's cold
Favourite film: Edward Scissorhands
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes. I've had a hobo throw chocolate bars back at me once. Little f*cker.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope, but want to.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? You mean her latest? She's still around. Anyways, I believe it was a shirt.
Favourite Simpsons character: Moe
Are you a virgin? Yeah because I'm old fashioned. I've had too many loser ex's to want to lose my virginity with them.
Record no. of faps in a day: 14. I was twelve and it was the day after I discovered fapping.
Favourite cheese: Swiss
Ever had a wet dream? Totally. Waking up to one is a sticky nightmare.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A raccoon falling out of a tree, breaking its neck and twitching...It twitched the entire toking session I had. It got creepier and creepier.
Favourite animal: Fruit Bat (inb4 "fruit because you're Greek lawlz")
Do you live on the coast? Nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Aussie! Kangaroos, shrimps on barbies, Rocco, and f*cking amazing chicks.
Favourite author + book: Author: Stephen King. Book: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland/Through The Looking Glass
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Not yet, and I love them. I've been designing my future ones and ones for friends for years.
Can you lick your elbow? I used to be able to.
Last thing you bought: Jones Soda
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Nail through the forehead
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted RAEEEEEEEPFEHOEUHGZIIG
Have you read LOTR? Ive read the hobbit but thats it.
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope but Ive punched someone so hard in the back that their nose bled. Strange.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Drawing, movie watching, and being with friends.
What's your dream job? Band or actor/director/writer/anything film
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a new house and buy a hooker as my maid.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? I have before.
Ever been in a car accident? Yes but I wasnt the driver.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Man Ray
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? I'd first shave it so it were presentable, then I would teabag a bunch of nuns with it.
consecutive e
draws 'til death.
Join date: Nov 2007
1,471 IQ
#26
Username: consecutive e
Real first name: Luke
Sex: Female
Religion (or lack thereof): Lack thereof.
Nationality: Australian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot.
Favourite band: None really, at the moment I'm listening to The Creepshow alot though.
Favourite guitar player: Don't really have one.
Favourite guitar: I dig Eclipses and Strats. And Spector NS basses
Favourite album: Don't have one.
Best concert you've attended: Probably The Cure back in 07 or Incubus in 08.
Tea or coffee: Coffee, tea's for hippie wierdos.
Ever been to Spain? Nup
Do you drink? Yup
Do you smoke? Sometimes.
Wacky Baccy? On occaision.
Ever taken a dump outside? Not that I can remember...
What's the weather like there? Raining.
Favourite film: None again,
Do you give money to hobos? If they're hot.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nah I wish. Both on the to-do list.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? My mum doesn't give me gift on her birthday
Favourite Simpsons character: Probably Homer, or Ralph
Are you a virgin? Nup
Record no. of faps in a day: 5 or 6.
Favourite cheese: Plain ol' tasty.
Ever had a wet dream? Coupla times.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Um I have no idea actually.
Favourite animal: Tigerpig.
Do you live on the coast? Yup
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Europe, all of it.
Favourite author + book: I like Lian Hern and David Eddings and a few others.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Not yet.
Can you lick your elbow? That's not even possible is it?
Last thing you bought: Micky Dee's
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Gladular Fever (or mono to you yanks) don't really get sick much
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Cleaaaan
Have you read LOTR? I have actually
Ever broken someone's nose? Not yet.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Super nintendo and screwing with computers
What's your dream job? Well paid rich person.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Skittles.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Probably.
Ever been in a car accident? Nup
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrowing rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand: Rub it on peoples faces.
Basses:
Fender Precision Bass
Fender Jazz Bass
1967 Fender Coronado Bass II
Warwick Star Bass
Squier Precision Bass TB
jgbsmith
doin' dat funky viagra
Join date: Jun 2007
89 IQ
#27
I'm noticing a definite trend of carrots

You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




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MenziesC
UG's only Menzies
Join date: Feb 2008
244 IQ
#28
Username: MenziesC
Real first name: Menzies
Sex: male
Religion (or lack thereof): Theology
Nationality: Scottish
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Machine Head
Favourite guitar player: Tom Morello
Favourite guitar: Mine
Favourite album: The Deathly Begginings of Hate
Best concert you've attended: Slipknot
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? **** no
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes (in a playpark bin)
What's the weather like there? Cloudy
Favourite film: Dawn of the Dead
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Nothing
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: Can't remember
Favourite cheese: ALL Cheese
Ever had a wet dream? Possibly
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Someone shooting themselves
Favourite animal: Snakes
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): America
Favourite author + book: Lemony Snicket A Series of Unfortunate Events
Any tattoos? Do you like them?No Love em
Can you lick your elbow? NOOOOOOOOO
Last thing you bought: Food
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Broke my wrist
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted?
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Pissing about
What's your dream job? Music jurnalist
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Put it in the bank
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yes
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Rip it the **** off
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ctb
Join date: Apr 2004
1,449 IQ
#29
Quote by jgbsmith
I'm noticing a definite trend of carrots

Carrot or GTFO.
bikerboyjosh
my adams apple wiggles
Join date: Sep 2006
733 IQ
#30
Username: Bikerboyjosh, although i'm no longer a biker or a boy
Real first name:Josh
Sex:Man
Religion (or lack thereof):well, technically i'm Catholic but i can't say i'm devote
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Motorhead at the minute
Favourite guitar player: at the moment, its Dave Mustaine
Favourite guitar:My Jackson RR3 with BKP WarPigs and coil taps
Favourite album: Children of Bodom Follow the Reaper
Best concert you've attended: Slayer at Manchester apollo
Tea or coffee: coffee
Ever been to Spain? nope
Do you drink?yes, rather too much on ocasion
Do you smoke? nope
Wacky Baccy? now andthen, not so much anymore
Ever taken a dump outside? yes, just for fun
What's the weather like there? cloudy
Favourite film: Lord of the Rings
Do you give money to hobos? yes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? i'd liek to do both
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? tickets for a musical
Favourite Simpsons character: Otto
Are you a virgin? unfortunately
Record no. of faps in a day: 13
Favourite cheese: lancashire
Ever had a wet dream? yes, a long time ago
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: someone have their head ran over by a trailer
Favourite animal: Snow Leopard or polar Bear
Do you live on the coast? yes, and i love it
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Marrakesh
Favourite author + book: Jeremy Clarkson- I know you got soul
Any tattoos? Do you like them? i thnk they're ok, i haven't found a design i could live with for the rest of my days yet though
Can you lick your elbow? nope
Last thing you bought: a bottle of water and some pies
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:soft tissue injury to the knee
Clean, overdriven or distorted?distorted
Have you read LOTR? no, i'd like to
Ever broken someone's nose? no, i'm too nice
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: the pub
What's your dream job? rock star, why else would i play guitar?
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: give up my course and job
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? about 20ft i think
Ever been in a car accident? nah, i've been about 5ft away from one though
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket, no sticky bodies to clean up
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?lick it
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.
Explorerpro
GMW Polka Dot V Owner
Join date: Apr 2009
145 IQ
#31
Username: ExplorerPro
Real first name: Sebastian
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): No religion, except TEH METULZZ!
Nationality: Denmark
First vegetable that comes to mind: Broccoli
Favourite band: Metallica, Ozzy, AC/DC
Favourite guitar player: Randy Rhoads, James Hetfield...
Favourite guitar: My Polka Dot V or Explorer
Favourite album: Master Of Puppets or Tribute (Ozzy)
Best concert you've attended: AC/DC Live In Copenhagen
Tea or coffee: Tea with TEH BR00TALz!!!1!!1
Ever been to Spain? Nope.
Do you drink? Yes, Water.
Do you smoke? Nope.
Wacky Baccy? What the hell is that?!
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes.
What's the weather like there? Gray and cold.
Favourite film: Heat.
Do you give money to hobos? Yeah.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Yes. Bungy!
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Camera.
Favourite Simpsons character: Ralph or Moe.
Are you a virgin? Sometimes.
Record no. of faps in a day: 49.3
Favourite cheese: I HATE CHEESE!
Ever had a wet dream? Nope.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A Ferrari Crash on a track 50 feet away.
Favourite animal: Python or White Tiger.
Do you live on the coast? Yes.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):Italy.
Favourite author + book: John Swartzwelder, The Exploding Detective.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I Ain´t Got None YET!
Can you lick your elbow? No.
Last thing you bought: Guitar Picks.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I have broken my left arm twice.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted!
Have you read LOTR? No.
Ever broken someone's nose? Almost.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Playing Drums.
What's your dream job? Chef or Guitarist.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Mesa Boogie Dual Rectifier Roadster
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes, 8 yards.
Ever been in a car accident? Yes.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? GET IT OFF!

I am awesome!
I can play guitar!

Randy Rhoads FTW!

Proud owner of a GMW Polka Dot V.

Gear:
GMW Polka Dot V
Gibson Explorer Pro
Epiphone G-400

Peavey Bandit 112
Fenderhippie69
UG Member
Join date: Sep 2008
480 IQ
#32
Username: Fenderhippie69
Real first name: Mike
Sex: I've got a penis
Religion (or lack thereof): all of them and none of them at the same time!
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Potato
Favourite band: idk, depends of my mood
Favourite guitar player: David Gilmore
Favourite guitar: Telecaster or Stratocaster
Favourite album: Animals, Pink Floyd
Best concert you've attended: Kiss and Buckcherry
Tea or coffee: Neither
Ever been to Spain? I have never thought about going to Spain
Do you drink? Yesh
Do you smoke? Yesh
Wacky Baccy? Nah?
Ever taken a dump outside? YES!
What's the weather like there? Cold , windy.
Favourite film: Any from the Hannibal serries
Do you give money to hobos? Just loose change
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
what present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A hug and a pocket of love.
Favourite Simpsons character: Moe
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: maybe 2.
Favourite cheese: The cheesey kind
Ever had a wet dream? yes.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: a stranger get shot in the head
Favourite animal: Dogs FTW!
Do you live on the coast? No, thats expensive
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): I just want to get away from home
Favourite author + book: Idk and Idk. I cant choose a favorite
Any tattoos? Do you like them? None yet.
Can you lick your elbow? No, I treid
Last thing you bought: 3 large chocolate milkshakes
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: When i was young i had real bad asthma
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Depends, usually a nice cruch.
Have you read LOTR? no
Ever broken someone's nose? yes, it was an accident
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Buggie
What's your dream job? Drifter getting by playing music
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: pay off my parents mortgage
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Nah.
Ever been in a car accident? No.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? go back to bed.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
phan
Banned
Join date: Jul 2009
149 IQ
#33
Username: Phan
Real first name: Zack
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): I belive in a God, but all that Jesus stuff... ... nah
Nationality: English, Irish and Scotish, mixing it up
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cucumber
Favourite band: At the moment, I'm liking Link park for the upteenth time
Favourite guitar: My acoustic, it's a crafter, I just love it even if there are better guitars
Favourite album: At the moment I'm liking Blueprint 3, even though it's not usually my thing
Best concert you've attended: Foo Fighters @ Wembly was pretty Cool
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Will try when older
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes
What's the weather like there? Sunny
Favourite film: The truman show
Do you give money to hobos? Yes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Yes
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A bar of chocolate and an iPod
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? Yes But then I'm not legally allowed to have sex yet so :/
Record no. of faps in a day: 21
Favourite cheese: Cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? Nope, I fapped first
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: The internetz...
Favourite animal: Cat
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch") : Ireland, Even though I go there often I <3 it
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Nope
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: A relentless
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Menijitus
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? Nope
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Singing
What's your dream job? Owner of a popular club for bands and musicians to play
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A Mac pro
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Rip it off, photo it, then take a trip to the tip
GrungeJunkie
is kind of an idiot
Join date: Feb 2008
536 IQ
#34

Username: GrungeJunkie
Real first name: Tyler
Sex: Yes please
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Broccoli
Favourite band: System of a Down, The Offspring
Favourite guitar player: Neil Young, Marty Friedman
Favourite guitar: Fender Telecaster
Favourite album: Toxicity, Melon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
Best concert you've attended: Green Day
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? Yes
Wacky Baccy? Nope
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Cold right now
Favourite film: Fight Club
Do you give money to hobos? in exchange for ciggarettes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? chocoate cake
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart
Are you a virgin? yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 4
Favourite cheese: Bleu
Ever had a wet dream? no
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: 2girls1cup
Favourite animal: Crocodile
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): California or Dublin
Favourite author + book: none recently
Any tattoos? Do you like them? none yet
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: ciggarettes
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: broken nose
Clean, overdriven or distorted? distorted
Have you read LOTR? the first one, and most of the second one
Ever broken someone's nose? no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: longboarding
What's your dream job? Professional Musician (rockstar)
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: a house in california and a **** ton of guitars
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? no
Ever been in a car accident? no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? run out on the street and show it to random people
Dosed.
UG's girl next door.
Join date: Jun 2009
31 IQ
#35
Username: Dosed.
Real first name: Kayla.
Sex: Female.
Religion (or lack thereof): Raised Lutheran, agnostic at heart.
Nationality: German, Irish.
First vegetable that comes to mind: Tomato.
Favourite band: The Talking Heads and RHCP.
Favourite guitar player: Frusciante.
Favourite guitar: I don't know enough about guitars.
Favourite album: By the Way.
Best concert you've attended: acoustic set of Matt Nathanson at a local record store. It was incredibley intimate.
Tea or coffee: Tea, green tea.
Ever been to Spain? No.
Do you drink? Yes.
Do you smoke? I tried pot once.
Wacky Baccy? No.
Ever taken a dump outside? No.
What's the weather like there? It's cold.
Favourite film: Arizona Dream.
Do you give money to hobos? Whenever I get the chance.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Bubble Bath and perfume.
Favourite Simpsons character: Lisa.
Are you a virgin? Pretty much.
Record no. of faps in a day: about 3 a week.
Favourite cheese: Sharp cheddar.
Ever had a wet dream? not really.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: a cow being slaughtered.
Favourite animal: Dog.
Do you live on the coast? No.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): uganda, africa.
Favourite author + book: Wally Lamb, "I Know This Much Is True."
Any tattoos? Do you like them? One tattoo, on my hip, a peace sign. I like it alright.
Can you lick your elbow? No.
Last thing you bought: Tea.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I ripped off my entire fingernail in a car door when I was like 8. I had a nail go through my foot last year.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? distorted.
Have you read LOTR? A little, I didn't finish.
Ever broken someone's nose? No.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Reading.
What's your dream job? Humanitarian.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: I'd get the hell out of this town.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes.
Ever been in a car accident? quite a few, two in which I was the driver.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? I'd rip it off.
"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

e-married to zgr0826
fishmunky
The worst it's ever been
Join date: Feb 2007
73 IQ
#36
Username: fishmunky
Real first name: Anthony
Sex: Yes please lolololol yeah Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Roman Catholic
Nationality: Canadian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Broccoli
Favourite band: tough question, at the moment its Every time I Die
Favourite guitar player: John 5
Favourite guitar: I rather like Jackson RR v shapes
Favourite album: tough one, Them by King Diamond
Best concert you've attended: Sounds of the underground 07 or Gigantour 08
Tea or coffee: neither, tea if im sick
Ever been to Spain? nope
Do you drink? indeed i do, water is vital for life, alcohol vital for sanity
Do you smoke? nope
Wacky Baccy? naw doesnt do anything for me
Ever taken a dump outside? yep, desperate times call for desperate measures
What's the weather like there? its a chilly toronto morning, with snow being forecast later today
Favourite film: fight club or dogma depending on my mood
Do you give money to hobos? when i have some to give yes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? i dont remember, a card, book and lottery ticket i imagine
Favourite Simpsons character: main character homer, secondary mr burns
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day: im unsure never counted, somewhere between 5 and 8 probably
Favourite cheese: gouda
Ever had a wet dream? yep
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: great question, my buddy getting stabbed with a beer bottle probably
Favourite animal: rosy boa constrictor
Do you live on the coast? nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): the vatican
Favourite author + book: Author: Chuck Palaniuk, favourite book is Salem's Lot by Stephen King
Any tattoos? Do you like them? yes and i do like it, should it touched up though
Can you lick your elbow? nope
Last thing you bought: cookies for my super sick fiance
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: broken leg or appendicitis anytime im laid up in the hospital its bad and those are the only 2 times its happened
Clean, overdriven or distorted? distorted
Have you read LOTR? yep, overrated
Ever broken someone's nose? yeah it was an accident
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: muay thai
What's your dream job? professional musician or sports agent
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: new car
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? nope
Ever been in a car accident? yep
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket launcher, halo multiplayer ftw
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? find some scissors
Black Rat 1214
has a very large... spoon
Join date: Apr 2007
267 IQ
#37
Why the **** not?

Username:Black Rat 1214
Real first name: Tom
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): My own views of christianity
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: couldn't really put my finger on a SINGLE favourite
Favourite guitar player: Joe Satriani
Favourite guitar: Ibanez JEM 777
Favourite album: Metallica by Metallica
Best concert you've attended: Nickelback (Only gig i've attended, so don't be harsh. They were pretty good though i must admit
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Yep
Do you drink? Yep
Do you smoke? Nerp
Wacky Baccy? Nerp
Ever taken a dump outside? Yarp
What's the weather like there? cloudy and overcast
Favourite film: The Shawshank redemption
Do you give money to hobos? Yep
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Going to. And get paid for it!
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? CD
Favourite Simpsons character: Duff man!
Are you a virgin? Yes.
Record no. of faps in a day: 8
Favourite cheese: Cheddar...
Ever had a wet dream? Once
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Lol, computer science mathetmatics...
Favourite animal: Eagle
Do you live on the coast? Yes!
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): tokyo.
Favourite author + book: don't really have a single one.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Have no tattoos, and they look good on some people but not everyone.
Can you lick your elbow? Yes
Last thing you bought: Wispa... again,
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Broken wrist
Clean, overdriven or distorted? I like all three in equal amounts, depending on circumstance.
Have you read LOTR? Once
Ever broken someone's nose? Yes, the other day when they tried to rape me (Not kidding, broke 1 jaw and one nose. I kicked ass. And no-one saw it. )
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Shooting (target shooting, best in wales )
What's your dream job? Pilot or Professional Marksman
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Full guitar rig, valve amp, Les Paul and Ibanez and i'd put the rest in my bank account and live off interest
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes. Loved it
Ever been in a car accident? Yep
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Depends on circumstance again
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Go facepalm somebody with it... obviously...
Quote by Rocker007
Blackrat has won this thread. That is an awsome post.


This was posted right after I posted said post in a completely different thread... Whups.


"There are 3 types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."
salamander121
Drummer
Join date: Jun 2008
1,826 IQ
#38
Username: salamander121
Real first name: Finlay
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheism
Nationality: British (Scottish to be precise)
First vegetable that comes to mind: Potato
Favourite band: The Dillinger Escape Plan
Favourite guitar player: Omar Rodríguez-López
Favourite guitar: My Ibanez I guess
Favourite album: Miss Machine (TDEP)
Best concert you've attended: Gonna' be Black Stone Cherry...
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Yush - Barcelona
Do you drink? Yeah
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Well...
Ever taken a dump outside? Oh yeah.
What's the weather like there? Pretty sunny at the moment.
Favourite film:
Do you give money to hobos? I give money to hobos that do something.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? An accessory kit thing
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 2
Favourite cheese: Hate it all
Ever had a wet dream? ...
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Probably anything on Dirty Sanzhez's live shows.
Favourite animal: Grizzly Bear
Do you live on the coast? Yeah (an island...)
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Sweden or Australia
Favourite author + book: Chuck Palaniuk
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No tattoos but I might get a sleeve when I'm older.
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Zildjian ZBT 16" cymbal
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Appendicitis
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? No, only bled I think.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Writing music, the internetz, seeing friends.
What's your dream job? Live musician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy an ridiculously high spec PC and max out all my instruments.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yeah
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Rip it off and freak out
JagStang5246
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2006
2,119 IQ
#39
Username: JagStang5246
Real first name: James
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Christianity/Baptist
Nationality: American
Favourite band: Obscura, for the time being.
Favourite guitar player: Paul Masvidal
Favourite guitar: Right now, it's my Dean Knight
Favourite album: Colors by Between The Buried and Me
Best concert you've attended: Between The Buried and Me and Opeth
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Cold, wet, and dark.
Favourite film: Not a big movie buff.
Do you give money to hobos? Yes.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No.
Favourite cheese: Pepperjack
Favourite animal: Doberman
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Germany
Favourite author + book: Tolstoy, Resurrection
Any tattoos? Do you like them? None at all.
Can you lick your elbow? Nope,
Last thing you bought: Dr Pepper
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Cut the tip of my middle finger off in a bike chain.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? Nope
Ever broken someone's nose? Only my own.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Reading.
What's your dream job? Something to do with English.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a Mercedes.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Nope. Can't swim.
Ever been in a car accident? Yes.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower.
generatestatic
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2008
24 IQ
#40
Username: Generatestatic
Real first name: Thomas
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Potato
Favourite band: Brand New
Favourite guitar player: Neil Young
Favourite guitar: Fender Jaguar
Favourite album: Sink or Swim (The Gaslight Anthem)
Best concert you've attended: Blur
Tea or coffee: Either
Ever been to Spain? Yes
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? Just quit
Wacky Baccy? Sometimes
Ever taken a dump outside? yeah haha
What's the weather like there? i cant be arsed opening the blind, but overcast
Favourite film: Stand By Me
Do you give money to hobos? sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Scared of heights
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Erm i don't think i did
Favourite Simpsons character: Dr Hibbert
Are you a virgin? nope
Record no. of faps in a day: 7
Favourite cheese: haloumi
Ever had a wet dream? nope
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: sports socials at NTU
Favourite animal: Wolf
Do you live on the coast? nahh
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Japan
Favourite author + book: Hunter S Thompson - The Rum Diary's
Any tattoos? Do you like them? 3, love them
Can you lick your elbow? nope
Last thing you bought: Jagerbomb
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Bit my tongue off
Clean, overdriven or distorted? ... Depends what I'm playing
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? nahh
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Sleep
What's your dream job? I dunno
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Champagne
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yupp
Ever been in a car accident? only a small one
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flame thrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? I'd be like **** how much tequila did i drink last night
"Oh, if i could kidnap that feeling, the one that melts all fears from your mind."
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i thought you meant there was some ancient indian spirit named desi who would come and haunt me during my trip.