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#41
Username: lushacrous
Real first name: Kyle
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Catholic, I guess (don't get on me about it)
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrots
Favourite band: The Flaming Lips, Dinosaur Jr. (tie)
Favourite guitar player: John Frusciante
Favourite guitar:
Favourite album: either Yoshimi, In Rainbows, or ... And the Battle Begun (RX Bandits)
Best concert you've attended: Incubus
Tea or coffee: Neither
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Nope
Do you smoke? Nope
Wacky Baccy? EDIT: no
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope
What's the weather like there? Gross
Favourite film: Pulp Fiction or Hot Rod
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Target giftcard
Favourite Simpsons character: Disco Stu
Are you a virgin? Nope
Record no. of faps in a day: Maybe 2
Favourite cheese: Macaroni and Cheese
Ever had a wet dream? Once
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:
Favourite animal: Kiwi
Do you live on the coast? Nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): I really don't know
Favourite author + book: Chuck Palahniuk - Fight Club I guess. I really don't read.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No and usually not
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: Sour Skittles
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Type 1 Diabeetus. Fo' rizzle
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Light distortion
Have you read LOTR? Tried, got bored
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: SSX Tricky / Finding indie bands
What's your dream job? Member of a ska band
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Probably get better guitar stuff
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Pool high dive I guess, not really that bad
Ever been in a car accident? nah
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
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I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
Last edited by lushacrous at Oct 15, 2009,
#42
Username: Josh999x
Real first name: Joshua
Sex: Yes please (Male)
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: English.
First vegetable that comes to mind: Celery.
Favourite band: Many.
Favourite guitar player: John Petrucci, James Hetfield, Paul Gilbert, Steve Harris (Bass)
Favourite guitar: I have a thing for goldtop les pauls at the moment.
Favourite album: To Many.
Best concert you've attended: Metallica.
Tea or coffee: Neither.
Ever been to Spain? No.
Do you drink? No.
Do you smoke? No.
Wacky Baccy? No.
Ever taken a dump outside? No.
What's the weather like there? Raining.
Favourite film: Many.
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? UGG Gloves.
Favourite Simpsons character: Comic book guy.
Are you a virgin? Yes.
Record no. of faps in a day: 4.
Favourite cheese: None.
Ever had a wet dream? No.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Pictures of car crashes.
Favourite animal: Cat.
Do you live on the coast? No.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): The download festival.
Favourite author + book: Autobiographies.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, Yes.
Can you lick your elbow? No.
Last thing you bought: Band rehearsal room.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Phenomena.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted.
Have you read LOTR? Just the films.
Ever broken someone's nose? Almost.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Video games.
What's your dream job? Guitar Tester / Sex Machine.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Mansion.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No.
Ever been in a car accident? Yes.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Remove it.
#43
Username: thedarkblues06
Real first name: Chris
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Deist
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Potato, hellz yeah.
Favourite band: Too many to name...
Favourite guitar player: It's tough choice, I'll do one of my favorites. Carlos Santana.
Favourite guitar: PRS Singlecut Trem Ed.
Favourite album: Too many to name...
Best concert you've attended: Hmm...Probably Paganfest '08.
Tea or coffee: Coffee, although I do enjoy tea.
Ever been to Spain? No, but I really want to.
Do you drink? Socially, so yes.
Do you smoke? No. gross.
Wacky Baccy? Ready Freddy.
Ever taken a dump outside? I have, when I was camping.
What's the weather like there? Humid, and schizo. Either it's 80 something one day, then 40 at night.
Favourite film: Too many to have...(srs)
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes. When I think they are genuine and not just alcohol/drug heads.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Bungee jumped, yes. Skydiving...no.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A pair of Ray-Bans.
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart, of course.
Are you a virgin? Nope.
Record no. of faps in a day: 8. Yeah, it hurt.
Favourite cheese: Probably Gouta.
Ever had a wet dream? Once. It was bizarre.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: My roommate's constant obsession with efukt, and uselessjunk.
Favourite animal: Lion. Hands down.
Do you live on the coast? Nah...I live about 8 hours north of the coast. Maybe a bit less.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Spain, Ireland, Scotland, just to name a slight few.
Favourite author + book: Anything written by Dan Brown, or Hawking, or Dawkins. I like Koontz and other cheap thrillers too.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I have one, a tribal cross with my dad's initials. And yes, if it's done in taste. I don't care for sleeves or anything like that.
Can you lick your elbow? I thought that was impossible...
Last thing you bought: A Starbucks mug with a yummy caramel macchiato in it.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Broke my fist against a metal pole in a fight. Haven't been injured a lot in my life. I normally win fights.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted, all the way. Overdriven's nice sometimes.
Have you read LOTR? I have. Did it in seventh grade.
Ever broken someone's nose? Four times.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Reading, studying, making beats with various music composition programs, and drumming. Yeah yeah, American football, video games too...okay? Sheesh.
What's your dream job? Lawyer, it's what I'm going to school for.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Ferrari. Hellz yeah. Oh, and PRS system and a recording studio.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes, and it scared the **** out of me.
Ever been in a car accident? Two of them. Nothing serious though, wore my seat belt.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Tough choice, depends on the situation.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? "Man, when you all said $85,000 for a testicle, I didn't want stitched to my ****ing palm!!!"
-->Chris D.<--

that's like saying you might wanna try out this guitar but I just wanna warn you the action blows and it sounds like a bunch morons trying to screw a door knob


#44
Username: Thrace
Real first name: Dan
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic
Nationality: Welsh/British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Celery
Favourite band: Alter Bridge
Favourite guitar player: Dan Donegan
Favourite guitar: Couldn't honestly say yet.
Favourite album: Right now is Vigilance by Threat Signal
Best concert you've attended: Machine Head \m/
Tea or coffee: Neither
Ever been to Spain? Once
Do you drink? Yeah
Do you smoke? Nope
Wacky Baccy? Once, but no.
Ever taken a dump outside? No.
What's the weather like there? Cloudy, lol.
Favourite film: Right now is Zombieland
Do you give money to hobos? When I have change
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No, but i'd like to.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Some chocolates I think
Favourite Simpsons character: Comicbook guy
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: Probably three I think.
Favourite cheese: Cheddar?
Ever had a wet dream? Yeah
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Too many things 0_o
Favourite animal: Cat
Do you live on the coast? Ish
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Japan?
Favourite author + book: I don't really read.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? None yet, hopefully have some soon.
Can you lick your elbow? No.
Last thing you bought: Erm, a drink?
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Hand foot and mouth desease.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? All three.
Have you read LOTR? Nope
Ever broken someone's nose? Nah.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Drawing.
What's your dream job? Musician.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a bigger house.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No.
Ever been in a car accident? Almost
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Scream?
"If I told you that, I'd have to kill you."
"Why is it like.. top secret?"
"No."

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#45
Username: PaulyVengeance (srsly?)
Real first name: Paul
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: English
First vegetable that comes to mind: Squash
Favourite band: Avenged Sevenfold
Favourite guitar player: Synyster Gates
Favourite guitar: Syn Gates Custom/Standard
Favourite album: A7x - Diamonds In The Rough
Best concert you've attended: Download 2006
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Yup, 3 times
Do you drink? Yup.
Do you smoke? Yup, smoking right now.
Wacky Baccy? Not any more
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope
What's the weather like there? SHITE
Favourite film: Team America
Do you give money to hobos? Yup, £1
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A painting i did personally.
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart
Are you a virgin? Nope.
Record no. of faps in a day: 5
Favourite cheese: Mild Cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? Not that i can remember
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: My friend dying from OD'ing
Favourite animal: Rat
Do you live on the coast? Near enough
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): New Zealand
Favourite author + book: Terry Pratchett - The Truth
Any tattoos? Do you like them? 19 Tattoos, love 'em all.
Can you lick your elbow? Nope.
Last thing you bought: Fudge for my GF
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Broken Hand.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? Finished 'em all ages ago.
Ever broken someone's nose? Yup.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Playing Xbox
What's your dream job? Session Guitarist OR Cartoon Voice Actor
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a house
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yup
Ever been in a car accident? Yup
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Make sure it wasnt on my picking hand, then go about my day.
#46
Username: webbtje
Real first name: Tom
Sex: Yes please.
Religion (or lack thereof): Technically Catholic. Practically atheist.
Nationality: French/British
First vegetable that comes to mind: I would say carrot, but that's what you expect me to say.
Favourite band: Your mum.
Favourite guitar player: Your mum.
Favourite guitar: Your mum.
Favourite album: The one with your mum in it.
Best concert you've attended: RATM at Reading '08.
Tea or coffee: A cocktail of the two. Hehe. Cock.
Ever been to Spain? Nope.
Do you drink? Yesh.
Do you smoke? Once in a while.
Wacky Baccy? Once in a very rare while.
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes. Very difficult to poo when a cold breeze makes your sphincter close.
What's the weather like there? What, in my sphincter?
Favourite film: Your mum.
Do you give money to hobos? No.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Your mum.
Favourite Simpsons character: Most of them aren't funny anyway.
Are you a virgin? No.
Record no. of faps in a day: 6 I think. Was very bored.
Favourite cheese: Don't really like cheese. Reblochon maybe.
Ever had a wet dream? No.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Your mum.
Favourite animal: Your mum.
Do you live on the coast? The coast of your mum.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Your mum's arse.
Favourite author + book: Author? Dunno. Book? 1984.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No.
Can you lick your elbow? I wish someone would lick mine.
Last thing you bought: Sugar.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: None really. Fractured toe.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? That's a horrible way to talk about Kensai.
Have you read LOTR? I've tried. It's shit. Don't agree with me? Try not to cry.
Ever broken someone's nose? No.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Your mum.
What's your dream job? Your mum.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Your mum.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes.
Ever been in a car accident? No.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flameyourmum launcher.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? I'd ask the man attached to it to leave.
Last edited by webbtje at Oct 15, 2009,
#48
Username:
Engelbert_Humperdinck68949
Real first name:
Seamus. Or it would be if the world was far more awesome than it is.
Sex:
Male
Religion (or lack thereof):
Agnostic atheist
Nationality:
'Straya
First vegetable that comes to mind:
Coma victim
Favourite band:
Opeth, Nevermore, Devin Townsend
Favourite guitar player:
Mikael Akerfeldt
Favourite guitar:
Fender Stratocaster
Favourite album:
Infinity - Devin Townsend
Best concert you've attended:
Opeth, last year.
Tea or coffee:
Coffee. Both taste like knobs, but coffee wake you up.
Ever been to Spain?
No.
Do you drink?
Yes.
Do you smoke?
No.
Wacky Baccy?
Yes.
Ever taken a dump outside?
No.
What's the weather like there?
Dark and not rainy.
Favourite film:
Not sure. Inglourious Basterds is the first good film I thought of, so that'll do.
Do you give money to hobos?
If I have some to spare.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?
No.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?
No idea.
Favourite Simpsons character:
I've never found the Simpsons funny.
Are you a virgin?

Record no. of faps in a day:
Just three, I think.
Favourite cheese:
Edam.
Ever had a wet dream?
Nope.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:
Nothing first-hand. If videos count, a firework in someone's dong.
Favourite animal:
Lizard or elephant.
Do you live on the coast?
I live on something that has the word coast in it, I'd assume it's a coast.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):
I don't know, the moon or something.
Favourite author + book:
Favourite author is Stephen Fry, but my favourite book is Frankenstein by Mary Shelley.
Any tattoos? Do you like them?
No.
Can you lick your elbow?
No.
Last thing you bought:
Box of live crickets for mah lizard.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:
Nothing much, just some broken limbs.
Clean, overdriven or distorted?
'storted.
Have you read LOTR?
Yeah, when I was 9 or so.
Ever broken someone's nose?
No, but my nose goes off in an unusual direction, that's almost relevant.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:
Painting, drawing and writing music that may or may not include a guitar in it.
What's your dream job?
Musiclan.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:
Weed, probably.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?
No.
Ever been in a car accident?
When I was a little kid I dropped an ice cream whilst in a car.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?
Flamethrower, I guess.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?
Say "I wonder why I have a bare testicle stitched to the palm of my hand".
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#49
this was actually pretty funny, congratulations TS

Username: AceOfBlades
Real first name: John (call me Jack )
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): My own kind of non-secular theistic beliefs
Nationality: English
First vegetable that comes to mind: I thought of about 9 at once somehow... I choose potatp
Favourite band: currently The Protomen, but overall Opeth
Favourite guitar player: Mikael Akerfeldt
Favourite guitar: Ibanez RG style guitars have always been my fave
Favourite album: Blackwater Park - Opeth
Best concert you've attended: a tie between the Slipknot, Machine Head and Bodom show and Defenders of the Faith II (LoG, Dimmu, etc.)
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? nope
Do you drink? heavily, and frequently
Do you smoke? on occasion
Wacky Baccy? also on occasion
Ever taken a dump outside? yeah, whilst on aforementioned 'Wacky Baccy'
What's the weather like there? pretty gloomy atm, was raining before
Favourite film: Conspiracy Theory
Do you give money to hobos? yeah, too much for a poor student
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? nope, but I intend to
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Good Wine
Favourite Simpsons character: Moe
Are you a virgin? Nope
Record no. of faps in a day: 7, I think
Favourite cheese: Abbott's Gold I think it was called, it was an artisan mature cheddar with bits of caramelised onion in it... *drool*
Ever had a wet dream? yeah
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: I actually can't think of any such thing
Favourite animal: Shortfin Mako Shark
Do you live on the coast? My hometown is kinda on the coast, my student halls are not
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Rural Japan
Favourite author + book: again I can't think, but Alice's Adventures in Wonderland was pretty awesome
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Yeah, a treble clef on my left wrist and a Bohr Hydrogen atom on my inner right forearm, I love them
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: A 3mm acrylic taper for my left ear
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: when I fell on the base of a broken bottle with my palm - my right pointer finger has lasting tendon damage
Clean, overdriven or distorted? distorted
Have you read LOTR? no, I've read The Hobbit, and about half of Silmarillion though
Ever broken someone's nose? yeah, by accident
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Videogames, comics, girls and alcohol - all a man needs
What's your dream job? Ideally I want to work in animal conservation
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: pay off my parents' debts and pay for all my uni business, then I'd pretty much pretend I wasn't rich
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yeah
Ever been in a car accident? nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? check it wasn't one of my own, if it was: freak out, call a damn hospital; if it was not: rip that ****er off and throw it out the window... then I think I'd cry through fear of what it all meant.
#50
Username: Dayman
Real first name: Logan
Sex: Yes please
Religion (or lack thereof): Christian/Agnostic
Nationality: USA USA USA
First vegetable that comes to mind: Peas
Favourite band: Lots of 'em
Favourite guitar player: Ehh
Favourite guitar: I dunno yet
Favourite album: Right now, JSRF, nigga!
Best concert you've attended: Ehh
Tea or coffee: Tea, motherfuhrer
Ever been to Spain?
Do you drink? At times
Do you smoke? Only cigars at times
Wacky Baccy? At times
Ever taken a dump outside? Haha, yeah.
What's the weather like there? Cold and overcast
Favourite film: Don't watch too many films, but anything funny
Do you give money to hobos? If I have some and there's not a lot of troublemaking types around
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No, but I wanna
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Why would I get a present for my mom's birthday?
Favourite Simpsons character: Ehhh...simpsons...no thanks.
Are you a virgin? Nope
Record no. of faps in a day: 2
Favourite cheese: Peppajack, and his best 'ho
Ever had a wet dream? Nope
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: I'd rather not mention
Favourite animal: Platypus
Do you live on the coast? Nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Sveden, ja
Favourite author + book: Right now, nothing
Any tattoos? Do you like them? None
Can you lick your elbow? No, but Gene Simmons can
Last thing you bought: A pack o' gum
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I dunno
Clean, overdriven or distorted? It goes both ways
Have you read LOTR? I tried...but dear god, I was 12, did you expect me to be interested?
Ever broken someone's nose? No.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Vidya games and other things
What's your dream job? Don't know
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a swimming pool and fill it with money, get nude, and swim in it
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yeah, it wasn't that great
Ever been in a car accident? No, I held it 'til we got to the gas station.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher, bitches
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Stare at it until my morning stupidity wore off, and then go like 'wtf'?
#51
Username: I'm not telling.
Real first nameon
Sex:As often as I can
Religion (or lack thereof):Lacking
Nationality:American
First vegetable that comes to mind:Brussel Sprouts.
Favourite band:Blue Oyster Cult
Favourite guitar player:Buck Dharma
Favourite guitar:My LP
Favourite album:On Your Feet Or On Your Knees
Best concert you've attended:BOC
Tea or coffee:Coffee
Ever been to Spain?Yes
Do you drink?Yes
Do you smoke?Yes
Wacky Baccy?Used to
Ever taken a dump outside?Yes
What's the weather like there?Cold and dreary
Favourite film:Second Hand Lions
Do you give money to hobos?No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?Yes to both
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?Nothing
Favourite Simpsons character:Homer
Are you a virgin?No
Record no. of faps in a day:No idea
Favourite cheese:Provolone
Ever had a wet dream?Probably
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:You don't wanna know
Favourite animal:Irish Setter
Do you live on the coast?No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):Australia or New Zealand
Favourite author + book:Stephen King The Stand
Any tattoos? Do you like them?Nope No preference
Can you lick your elbow?Of course
Last thing you bought:Case of beer
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:Shot in the knee. That stung a bit.
Clean, overdriven or distorted?All of them
Have you read LOTR?Yes
Ever broken someone's nose?Yes
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:Bowling
What's your dream job?Tail gunner on a beer truck
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:Retire
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?Yes
Ever been in a car accident?Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?Rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?Dress it.
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#52

Username: szekelymihai
Real first name: Mihai
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Orthodox
Nationality: Romanian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cucumber
Favourite band: Dire Straits
Favourite guitar player: Mark Knopfler
Favourite guitar: LP
Favourite album: Making Moovies(ambiguous answer)
Best concert you've attended: n/a
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink?Yes
Do you smoke?no
Wacky Baccy? no(wat the hell is that?
Ever taken a dump outside? yeah
What's the weather like there? freezing now
Favourite film:
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Cant remember
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer(only one i know)
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day: 0.001
Favourite cheese: Cheese
Ever had a wet dream?no, thankfully
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Your mum?
Favourite animal: Dog
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):
Favourite author + book:
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no
Can you lick your elbow?no
Last thing you bought: biscuits
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:
Clean, overdriven or distorted? distorted and OD
Have you read LOTR? no
Ever broken someone's nose? almsot
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: going out, cycling
What's your dream job? House maid
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: my soul back
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? no
Ever been in a car accident? yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher ? flamer
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? enjoy the pleasure?
#53
Username: RosieRamone
Real first name: Rosie
Sex: Female
Religion (or lack thereof): Athiest
Nationality: English
First vegetable that comes to mind: Turnip
Favourite band: Ramones, KISS, Queen and guns n roses
Favourite guitar player: Slash , Ace frehley and Jimmy page
Favourite guitar: dunno, probably gibson les paul
Favourite album: I don't have a favourite. but Rocket to russia by ramones and Jazz by queen and Destroyer by KISS are way up there.
Best concert you've attended: Queen+Paul Rodgers in 08 and Motorhead
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Yes
Do you drink? when I'm at partys but not often, I'm only 14
Do you smoke? once or twice
Wacky Baccy? ive done it a couple of times
Ever taken a dump outside? NO
What's the weather like there? raining
Favourite film: any horrors, Grease, rocky horror, Forrest gump and loads more
Do you give money to hobos? not normally
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? some perfume
Favourite Simpsons character: Snake, side show bob and that old guy with a beard
Are you a virgin? yes
Record no. of faps in a day: ---------
Favourite cheese: red leicester
Ever had a wet dream? No, I'm a girl
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: I once saw a guy playing a trumpet on his own outside my house, and he walked into the road and got ran over
Favourite animal: any reptile
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): America
Favourite author + book: most steven King books
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no but I like them
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: Some grasshoppers for my pet lizard
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: never broken a bone or had a disease. probably when my dog bit me and I had to have 11 stitches
Clean, overdriven or distorted? clean
Have you read LOTR? no
Ever broken someone's nose? no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Drawing and going to gigs
What's your dream job? Photographer for a rock magazine
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: a guitar and a snake
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? I would be ....slightly alarmed
#54
Username: daytripper75 obviously
Real first name: Matt
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Raised Catholic, but not really following any religion as of now
Nationality: American (US)
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: I can't say just one. Top 3: Weezer, Flogging Molly, Streetlight Manifesto
Favourite guitar player: Don't really have a favorite
Favourite guitar: I'd like an American made Fat Strat actually
Favourite album: No way can I possibly pick a favorite
Best concert you've attended: Flogging Molly @ The Electric Factory in Philadelphia
Tea or coffee: Neither. But I do like iced tea
Ever been to Spain? Nay
Do you drink? Yes, like all the time. haha. I was last night.
Do you smoke? Never have, never will.
Wacky Baccy? No, but I might give it a go someday.
Ever taken a dump outside? No.
What's the weather like there? Cold and rainy
Favourite film: Can't pick just one
Do you give money to hobos? I have once or twice, but not usually.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No, but I want to do both someday.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? No idea. Maybe a candle? haha
Favourite Simpsons character: Willie, or maybe Moe
Are you a virgin? Nay.
Record no. of faps in a day: 3 maybe
Favourite cheese: sharp cheddar or longhorn probably
Ever had a wet dream? Hell, I wet daydream, so yeah. haha (jk about the daydream part)
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: I really don't know.
Favourite animal: TIGER!
Do you live on the coast? No. Like 3-4 hours from it depending where I go.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Germany
Favourite author + book: No favorite author, but favorite book(s) would be LOTR
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No tats. Maybe someday.
Can you lick your elbow? No.
Last thing you bought: A pint of Guinness
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Injury: Fracture wrist. Disease: pneumonia when I was about 2yrs old
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distort
Have you read LOTR? I'm pretty sure one of my previous questions answers this. I've read them all like 4-5 times.
Ever broken someone's nose? No.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Video games?
What's your dream job? History professor at a university
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: BMW M5
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Nope. I'd like to though.
Ever been in a car accident? No, thankfully.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Cry.
#55
Username: Clutch32192
Real first name: ...
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Baptist
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Squash
Favourite band: Red Hot Chili Peppers
Favourite guitar player: Stevie Ray Vaughn/ John Frusciante
Favourite guitar: Fender Telecaster
Favourite album: Californication
Best concert you've attended: Incubus
Tea or coffee: Ice Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes
What's the weather like there? Rainy
Favourite film:Anchorman/Good Will Hunting/Saving Private Ryan/Silence Of The lambs
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? slippers?
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer, nelson, ralphie
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: IDK
Favourite cheese: Colby
Ever had a wet dream? ya, kinda
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Cat and dog both attack a chipmunk and it lived without a scratch
Favourite animal: monkey
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Yosemite naitonal Park
Favourite author + book: Jules Verne - 20,000 leagues under the sea, Ayn Rand - Atlas Shrugged
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, sorta
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: oreo milkshake at truetts
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: broken thumb
Clean, overdriven or distorted? clean
Have you read LOTR? yes
Ever broken someone's nose? no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: cars
What's your dream job? some type of engineer
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: sweet ass car
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? not really
Ever been in a car accident? nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? squeeze it
MIM Tele
Fender Blues Jr NOS
Schecter Omen 6
Squier Strat
Greg Bennett Acoustic
other crap...
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...Then believe that we have lost our eyes!!
#56
Username: Sashki
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): None
Nationality: Russian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Blink 182
Favourite guitar player: Zakk Wylde
Favourite guitar: Fender Stratocaster
Favourite album: Ozzy's "No More Tears"
Best concert you've attended: None
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Yes
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? What?
Ever taken a dump outside? I think so
What's the weather like there? Cold and damp
Favourite film: Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
Do you give money to hobos? Yes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? She refused a present
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? No, I'm a Gemini
Record no. of faps in a day: All of them
Favourite cheese: Cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A man who got hit by a tram
Favourite animal: Duck
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Canada
Favourite author + book: I don't read any books
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No tattoos, I wouldn't get one, but people can do what they want
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Lunch
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Don't know, but it wasn't anything serious
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: The Internets
What's your dream job? Employed
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy stuff for friends
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes, 3 meters
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher. Maybe.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Check own testicles, see if they pass the "count 2" test
#57
Username: JesusCrisp
Real first name: Adam
Sex: male
Religion (or lack thereof): Protestant
Nationality: Austria
First vegetable that comes to mind: Tomato
Favourite band: Metallica/Rage Against the Machine
Favourite guitar player: Tom Morello
Favourite guitar: EBMM Axis
Favourite album: Master Of Puppets
Best concert you've attended: none yet
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? no
Do you smoke? no
Wacky Baccy? What?
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes
What's the weather like there? Crap
Favourite film: Varies a lot
Do you give money to hobos? no
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? none
Favourite Simpsons character: Arnold Schwartzenegger
Are you a virgin? yes
Record no. of faps in a day: dunno
Favourite cheese: Camembert
Ever had a wet dream? sure
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Two 7 year old kids kissing eachothers asses to get trading cards from "the cool kids".
Favourite animal: Eagle
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): The UK
Favourite author + book: none
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no tattoos
Can you lick your elbow? almost
Last thing you bought: an energy drink
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: none
Clean, overdriven or distorted? all of them
Have you read LOTR? nope
Ever broken someone's nose? almost
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: video games
What's your dream job? dunno
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: guitar gear, lot's of it!
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yup
Ever been in a car accident? yup
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? cut off the testicle
Fender American Special HSS Stratocaster
Ibanez 1987 Roadstar II Deluxe
Yamaha THR10X
Marshall JCM900 SL-X
Ibanez WD-7 Weeping Demon Wah
TC Electronic Polytune
Seymour Duncan Tweakfuzz
#58
Username: Antiemo
Real first name: Eric
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: USA
First vegetable that comes to mind: Potato
Favourite band: Lamb of God
Favourite guitar player: Paul Waggoner
Favourite guitar: Ibanez RG
Favourite album: Nine Inch Nails - The Fragile
Best concert you've attended: Lamb of God / Killswitch Engage
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Yup
Do you smoke? Yup
Wacky Baccy? Sometimes
Ever taken a dump outside? Yea
What's the weather like there? Cold and Rainy
Favourite film: Fight Club
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Not Yet
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I dont remember
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? Sadly Enough yea
Record no. of faps in a day: 3
Favourite cheese: Blue
Ever had a wet dream? once
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: My friend smoked way too much weed and thought he was in a marilyn manson video
Favourite animal: Shark
Do you live on the coast? not even close (Wisconsin )
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Alaska
Favourite author + book: Orson Scott Card + Shadow of the hegemon
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no, yes
Can you lick your elbow? no (and yes i've tried)
Last thing you bought: Wages of Sin from Arch Enemy
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: AIDS (Jk Bronchitis)
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? Yes
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Playing guitar while fapping
What's your dream job? Play in a sucessful band
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: New Guitar and a half stack
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? nope
Ever been in a car accident? yea merging on to the high way going 70
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rockets for sure
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? I would probably scream in terror and eventually just cut it off and throw it away
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#60
Username: MightyAl
Real first name: none of your beeswax, young man
Sex: not for a while
Religion (or lack thereof): was christened CoS, but don't attend church
Nationality: British(that's what my passport says, so it must be true)
First vegetable that comes to mind: turnip
Favourite band: Steel Panther
Favourite guitar player: Slash
Favourite guitar: Rick Neilsen's 5 neck
Favourite album: Appetite For Destruction
Best concert you've attended: AC/DC at Hampden Park
Tea or coffee: dehydration
Ever been to Spain?: no
Do you drink? : rarely
Do you smoke?: no
Wacky Baccy?: no
Ever taken a dump outside? : yup
What's the weather like there? : not bad
Favourite film : Star Wars Ep V
Do you give money to hobos? : no
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? : no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? : a book
Favourite Simpsons character: Groundskeeper Willy
Are you a virgin? : not unless it grows back
Record no. of faps in a day: how the hell am I meant to remember/count that high?
Favourite cheese: cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? : yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: no idea. probably my face
Favourite animal: guinea pigs
Do you live on the coast?: no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): the moon
Favourite author + book: Terry Pratchett, dunno about which book tho
Any tattoos? Do you like them? : no
Can you lick your elbow?: no
Last thing you bought: tickets for Motorhead
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: well, I'm in ESRF right now, and have been for 2 1/2 years, so I guess that
Clean, overdriven or distorted?: overdrive
Have you read LOTR?: usually every 6 months
Ever broken someone's nose?: no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: I collect and paint miniatures
What's your dream job?: King of the World and its Outlying Territories
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: buy a tank, drive it to Dundee and use it to demolish Tannadice
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?: define 'large'
Ever been in a car accident?: yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?: FIRE! FIRE!
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?: depends. Is the testicle still attached to it's owner?
#61
Username: Niiky
Real first name: Rita
Sex: Female
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic
Nationality: Portuguese
First vegetable that comes to mind: Tomato
Favourite band: Nirvana
Favourite guitar player: Slash
Favourite guitar: Gibson Les Paul
Favourite album: Don't have.
Best concert you've attended: MCR
Tea or coffee: Coffee!
Ever been to Spain? Yeeees.
Do you drink? Yup.
Do you smoke? No.
Wacky Baccy? Who?
Ever taken a dump outside? No.
What's the weather like there? Sunny
Favourite film: Meh.
Do you give money to hobos? I'm selfish.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Wish I had.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A necklace.
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer.
Are you a virgin? <.< ... >.> No.
Record no. of faps in a day: I'm not a dude.
Favourite cheese: I HATE CHEESE.
Ever had a wet dream? I guess not.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Can't remember.
Favourite animal: Cat
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): USA.
Favourite author + book: Dunno.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, but I do like them.
Can you lick your elbow? Nobody can do that!
Last thing you bought: Bubblegum.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: The flu...
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted.
Have you read LOTR? NO.
Ever broken someone's nose? No.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Music
What's your dream job? Not sure.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A new guitar.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes, it was awesome.
Ever been in a car accident? Yes.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Throw up.
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#62
Username: Venice King
Real first name: Jason
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: Scottish
First vegetable that comes to mind: Paris Hilton
Favourite band: Red Hot Chili Peppers
Favourite guitar player: John Frusciante
Favourite guitar: Fender Stratocaster or Gibson L5
Favourite album: Traveling Wilbury's First Collection
Best concert you've attended: Red Hot Chili Peppers at Hampden, Glasgow
Tea or coffee: Coffee I guess
Ever been to Spain? Si.
Do you drink? Sometimes
Do you smoke? Nein
Wacky Baccy? Nein
Ever taken a dump outside? Yeah - on a pigeon.
What's the weather like there? Cold and Rainy, it's Scotland
Favourite film: Tough call...Maybe Anchorman?
Do you give money to hobos? They give money to me
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No but would love to skydive.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Spa trip
Favourite Simpsons character: Sideshow Bob
Are you a virgin? Nope
Record no. of faps in a day: 5... when I was 14.
Favourite cheese: Melted?
Ever had a wet dream? No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Lady Gaga at Titp, what a dude.
Favourite animal: White Tigers are cool
Do you live on the coast? East side of Scotland, yeah.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Australia
Favourite author + book: Tough call again - I love Orwell alot though.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? nope and nope
Can you lick your elbow? no but I hired a small Egyptian boy to do it
Last thing you bought: A wonderful Subway
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Umm none...Insanity I guess
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean - acoustic preferably
Have you read LOTR? Yes years ago
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: The pit I'm such a loser
What's your dream job? Guitarist I guess or cowboy-astronaut
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Martin 0015
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? I fell into a puddle once. Was epic.
Ever been in a car accident? Yeah I ran over a car once.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Umm maturity?
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Ejaculate.
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#63

Username: durhamdynamo
Real first name: Callum
Sex: Male (and no thanks )
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic but Catholic
Nationality: English
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Dunno really, Bodom, Muse, Green Day?
Favourite guitar player: Alexi Laiho
Favourite guitar: Don't really have one
Favourite album: Bodom's Follow the Reaper
Best concert you've attended: Airbourne, Stone Gods, Sound of Fury (great night, great friends)
Tea or coffee: Neither, they burn my tongue
Ever been to Spain? Yuppp
Do you drink? Kinda
Do you smoke? Noooooooo never
Wacky Baccy? Nope lmao
Ever taken a dump outside? O_o do I need answer that? Then it's a no
What's the weather like there? Grey
Favourite film: Guest House Paradiso
Do you give money to hobos? Nope
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nahhh
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Box of maltesers and a bottle of wine
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer, obviously
Are you a virgin? Yusssss ^^
Record no. of faps in a day: Never counted lmao
Favourite cheese: Don't like cheese
Ever had a wet dream? Cannot remember lmao
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Too many to name
Favourite animal: Don't like animals
Do you live on the coast? Nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): No idea lmao
Favourite author + book: Don't like reading really
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Nope and not bothered really
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: Bottle of Coca-Cola
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Swiney
Clean, overdriven or distorted? All in equal amounts
Have you read LOTR? Nope
Ever broken someone's nose? Only playing cricket lmao
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Meeting friends
What's your dream job? Psychologist?
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Jump =) shout mebbes lmao
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Nope
Ever been in a car accident? I've been in a Saxo and that's a disaster of a car
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?
O_o change my name to Darren? (thats an inside joke. A t-bag joke)
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#64
Username: Ankou
Real first name: D.
Sex: Yes please.
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: Irish
First vegetable that comes to mind: Steven Hawking
Favourite band: Strapping Young Lad
Favourite guitar player: Devin Townsend
Favourite guitar: Jackson WRMG Warrior
Favourite album: City
Best concert you've attended: Ministry's last ever gig.
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Profusely
Do you smoke? See above
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? Perhaps
What's the weather like there? ****e
Favourite film: Edward Scissorhands
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Not yet
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Can't remember. A DVD or something.
Favourite Simpsons character: Hans Moleman
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: You think I keep a tally of these things?
Favourite cheese: Coleraine Mature
Ever had a wet dream? Nope
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Seeing a shotgun suicide corpse about a foot away from me.
Favourite animal: Tiger
Do you live on the coast? Near as makes no difference
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Americaland
Favourite author + book: Martina Cole - Two Women
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Dagger with a dragon. Tis grand.
Can you lick your elbow? Can you?
Last thing you bought: Either Poitin or tobacco.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Several million scars.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean and distorted
Have you read LOTR? No. Got bored around nine million pages in. WE KNOW WHAT A DAMN MOUNTAIN LOOKS LIKE!
Ever broken someone's nose? Possibly.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Recording.
What's your dream job? Rock god
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Suzuki Bandit 600
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Possibly whilst drunk
Ever been in a car accident? Yup
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Check and see if it was my own.
#66
Username: JilaX^
Real first name: Kristian
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic Absurdist.
Nationality: Norwegian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Potato
Favourite band: Led Zeppelin
Favourite guitar player: Otis Rush
Favourite guitar: Fender Stratocaster or Gibson Goldtop with P90s
Favourite album: Lucy Ford The Atmosphere EP's - Atmosphere.
Best concert you've attended: Opeth in '08
Tea or coffee: Coffee. Black Coffee.
Ever been to Spain? Yup. Madrid and some towns on the north coast.
Do you drink? Yes. Too much
Do you smoke? Nope, too expensive.
Wacky Baccy? Had the opportunity, said no. For some reason.
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes, camping....
What's the weather like there? Clear, and cold.
Favourite film: Snatch.
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes, generally not. I'd rather give food, etc.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No...
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Can't remember.........
Favourite Simpsons character: Moe.
Are you a virgin? No.
Record no. of faps in a day: 5 or 6?
Favourite cheese: Parmesan.
Ever had a wet dream? Yup.
Favourite animal: Cat.
Do you live on the coast? Nope.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Chicago.
Favourite author + book: Paul Coelo. The Witch From Portobello.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I don't have any, but the ones you can only see in UV lights, would be awesome.
Can you lick your elbow? No.
Last thing you bought: Chocolate Covered Oreos
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Got stepped on with a sharp ice hockey skate, got a cut between two toes, that I could actually see into...
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? Yes. 9 times. In English and Norwegian.
Ever broken someone's nose? No.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Reading.
What's your dream job? Musician.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Way, too, many, guitars.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Only like. 5 meters.
Ever been in a car accident? Just small bumps.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower. You get to watch the pain up close
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Pretend it's a tetherball.
#67
Username:metal_al73
Real first name:Alex
Sex: MAN
Religion (or lack thereof):atheist
Nationality:English
First vegetable that comes to mind:broccoli
Favourite band:iron maiden
Favourite guitar player:john petrucci
Favourite guitar:ibanez
Favourite album:powerslave
Best concert you've attended:iron maiden
Tea or coffee:neither
Ever been to Spain?i have not
Do you drink?lots
Do you smoke?no
Wacky Baccy?f*ck off
Ever taken a dump outside?once
What's the weather like there?meh
Favourite film:pulp fiction
Do you give money to hobos?buskers yh, hobos no chance
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?want to
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?ornament thing
Favourite Simpsons character:bart
Are you a virgin?nope
Record no. of faps in a day:5
Favourite cheese:chedder
Ever had a wet dream?dont think so
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:gay sex, srsly
Favourite animal:cat
Do you live on the coast?no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):italia
Favourite author + book:have none
Any tattoos? Do you like them?no
Can you lick your elbow?no
Last thing you bought:cake
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:ruined neck
Clean, overdriven or distorted?overdriven
Have you read LOTR?yup
Ever broken someone's nose?nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:eating and playstation
What's your dream job?in a band
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:pay for many gig tickets, then car
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?yup
Ever been in a car accident?yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?cry

#68
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#69
Feel free to omit any questions if you don't like them.

Username:kbabz22
Real first name:Kierran
Sex:Male
Religion (or lack thereof):None
Nationality:English
First vegetable that comes to mind:Carrot
Favourite band:The Used
Favourite guitar player: Quinn Alman
Favourite album: The Used - The Used
Best concert you've attended: Airbourne
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain?: No thank you I don't like spanish people
Do you drink?: Only when I want to (all the time)
Do you smoke?: Nope I think it is unneeded
Wacky Baccy? Nope
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope
What's the weather like there? Crap
Favourite filmie Hard
Do you give money to hobos?: Only if they deserve it
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?: no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?: A CD
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin?: Yeah but i don't care
Record no. of faps in a day: 1 (never needed more)
Favourite cheese: Cheddar
Ever had a wet dream?: No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Walked in on my bro having sex
Favourite animal: Cat
Do you live on the coast?: No
Last thing you bought: Chewits
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Sprained my wrist
Clean, overdriven or distorted?: Overdriven
Have you read LOTR?: No
Ever broken someone's nose?: No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: None
What's your dream job?: Music Teacher
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Lots of guitars
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?: No
Ever been in a car accident?: No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?: Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?: I would scream
* If my punctuation seems off, it's because my shift button is broken *
#70
Username: coryklok
Real first name: Cory
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cucumber
Favourite band: Pink Floyd
Favourite guitar player: Jimmy Page
Favourite guitar: Fender Strat
Favourite album: Wish You Were Here
Best concert you've attended: Rick Springfield
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Not anymore
Do you smoke? Not anymore
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Sunny
Favourite film: Inglorious Basterds
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Shoes
Favourite Simpsons character: Milhouse
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 4
Favourite cheese: Chedder
Ever had a wet dream? Yes lol
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A person dying
Favourite animal: Dog
Do you live on the coast? No, but I'm only about 100 miles from it
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Europe
Favourite author + book: Stephan Colbert - I Am America, and So Can You!
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, I think they're cool, just not for me
Can you lick your elbow? Indeed
Last thing you bought: Ticket to a high school football game
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Concussion/Scarlet Fever
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? Yes
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Friends or computer
What's your dream job? Nothing
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A wallet
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower you n00b
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? I would take it in and raise it as if it were one of my own, feed it and name it Jeremy.
#71
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#72
Username: moody git
Real first name: peter
Sex:man human
Religion (or lack thereof):athiest
Nationality:english
First vegetable that comes to mind: potato
Favourite band: its between muse, nightwish, x japan and more recently sum 41
Favourite guitar player:
Favourite guitar: infinity NT
Favourite album: dahlia - x japan, the resistance - muse
Best concert you've attended:nay
Tea or coffee:neither
Ever been to Spain? mallorca? lanzarote?
Do you drink?no
Do you smoke?no
Wacky Baccy?no
Ever taken a dump outside?no
What's the weather like there? generally ****
Favourite film: mean girls
Do you give money to hobos?no
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?dawn french book
Favourite Simpsons character:ralph wiggum
Are you a virgin?sort of. long story
Record no. of faps in a day: you're meant to count?
Favourite cheese: mild cheddar orEDAM
Ever had a wet dream? probably
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: dislocated hip
Favourite animal: ****ING TURTLE
Do you live on the coast? nay
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): finland
Favourite author + book: not sure
Any tattoos? Do you like them?no and no
Can you lick your elbow? i used to be able to
Last thing you bought: rowntrees randoms
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: measles?
Clean, overdriven or distorted? slight overdrive/crunch
Have you read LOTR?no
Ever broken someone's nose? me mothers.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:
What's your dream job? something musicy or sciencey
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: bass rig
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?no
Ever been in a car accident?no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower. brings back team killing memories of COD 5.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?
DONT RISK IT, BUY A BASS AMP
#73
Username: MB343
Real first name: Mike
Sex:Male
Religion (or lack thereof): None
Nationality:English
First vegetable that comes to mind: Chili
Favourite band:Pantera
Favourite guitar player: Dimebag R.I.P.
Favourite guitar: Mockingbird
Favourite album:Watershed - Opeth
Best concert you've attended: Have never attended a concert
Tea or coffee:Coffee FTW
Ever been to Spain? Yup
Do you drink? Yup
Do you smoke? no
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? Yup
What's the weather like there? Rain and ore rain
Favourite film: Shawshank Redemption
Do you give money to hobos? sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
Favourite Simpsons character: Luigi
Favourite cheese: I hate cheese
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Your mom........................ .... sorry
Favourite animal: Wombat
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Australia
Favourite author + book: Henning Mankell (swedish crime author) none
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no. Indifferent
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: Fabulous Disaster - Exodus
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Broken left wrist
Clean, overdriven or distorted? all
Have you read LOTR? no
Ever broken someone's nose? no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: listening to music
What's your dream job? luthiery
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: components for a handmade guitar
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yup
Ever been in a car accident? nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket propelled chainsaw
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Check my sack to see if the one on my hand was previously there
Call me Mike, it's easier to type than MB343.
#74
Username:Waffleguy
Real first name:You would like to know that e...
Sex:male
Religion (or lack thereof):lol religion
Nationality:Belgian
First vegetable that comes to mind:Carrot
Favourite band: Nirvana
Favourite guitar player: Gilbert
Favourite guitar:Jaguar
Favourite album:Surfer Rosa by the pixies or 2112 by rush
Best concert you've attended:none
Tea or coffee:tea
Ever been to Spain?no
Do you drink?yes
Do you smoke?no
Wacky Baccy?what?
Ever taken a dump outside?Yes
What's the weather like there?Cold
Favourite film:V for Vendetta/A clocwork orange
Do you give money to hobos?I never saw a real hobo
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?Love I never gave here a real present
Favourite Simpsons character:Barney
Are you a virgin?Yes
Record no. of faps in a day:Dunno
Favourite cheese:dunno just cheese
Ever had a wet dream?no
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:4chan
Favourite animal:platypus
Do you live on the coast?No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):London
Favourite author + book:Douglas adams The hitchhikkers guide to the galaxy trillogy
Any tattoos? Do you like them?no and yes
Can you lick your elbow?No
Last thing you bought:Beer
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:Cracked elbow
Clean, overdriven or distorted?All of the above
Have you read LOTR?No but I've seen the movies
Ever broken someone's nose?No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:UG
What's your dream job?Something with music or evolution biology
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: recording studio
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?no
Ever been in a car accident?no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?Harpoons!!!!!!!
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?I'd lol
#75
Username: Mahoru
Real first name: Carlos
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: Spanish
First vegetable that comes to mind: Onion
Favourite band: Not one, but three at the same level: Opeth, Porcupine Tree and Katatonia
Favourite guitar player: Guthrie Govan
Favourite guitar: PRS Modern Eagle
Favourite album: Still Life (Opeth), In Absentia (Porcupine Tree), The Great Cold Distance (Katatonia)
Best concert you've attended: Opeth + Cynic show last December
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? I LIVE in Spain! lol
Do you drink? Yeah
Do you smoke? No, I can't stand cigarettes
Wacky Baccy? What?
Ever taken a dump outside? No thanks
What's the weather like there? It's raining right now
Favourite film: Pan's Labyrinth, or Let the Right One In
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Yes
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I don't remember xD
Favourite Simpsons character: Jasper!
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: OVER 9000!! No, seriously, I think 4
Favourite cheese: I love them all!
Ever had a wet dream? Once I almost drowned
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: killing a f*cking 4" large mosquito throwing a sofa at it (and it didn't die the first time!)
Favourite animal: wolf
Do you live on the coast? Almost
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Sweden
Favourite author + book: Too many to name them here
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I don't have any, but I like them
Can you lick your elbow? If licking the side of the elbow counts, yes :P
Last thing you bought: I preodered the new Katatonia's album
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: No serious injuries or diseases here
Clean, overdriven or distorted? All of them, depending on the context
Have you read LOTR? Of course, all of them, more than once; it's one of my favourite books
Ever broken someone's nose? Yes, and mine too
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: watching horror movies
What's your dream job? Designing and building for my own amps company (and playing professionally!)
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy guitar gear
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes... not funny...
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocketlauncher is more badass
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Dunno... fap?
- Fender American Standard Ash Telecaster w/ DiMarzio Chopper T & Twang King
- Alhambra 5P
- Laney Lionheart L5T-112
- Line 6 POD XT
- Suhr Shiba Drive
- MXR Carbon Copy Analog Delay
- Dunlop Cry Baby
#76
Username: Wednesday Bass
Real first name: Matthew
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Muse
Favourite guitar player: John Petrucci
Favourite guitar: Les Paul
Favourite album: Black Clouds and Silver Linings
Best concert you've attended: Joe Satriani supported by Paul Gilbert
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope
What's the weather like there? Crappy
Favourite film: Anchorman
Do you give money to hobos? Occasionally to the guy who sells the Big Issue
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? ELO Vinyl
Favourite Simpsons character: haven't watch in years
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 1 at most
Favourite cheese: cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? Yup
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Saw a video today of a guy tombstoning and smashing his face off a ledge - then showed you the face... it was split in half and he was still alive
Favourite animal: DOG
Do you live on the coast? 5 miles from it
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): my room
Favourite author + book: George Orwell - 1984
Any tattoos? Do you like them? None
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: Lunch
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Damaged the Bursa in my knee two years ago and I still have problems with it every now and then
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Depends
Have you read LOTR?. Nope - tried to though, couldn't be arsed.
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: playing rugby
What's your dream job? own my own computing business
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: the house next door.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Nope
Ever been in a car accident? Yep
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Depends on distance of enemy
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Depends if it was mine or someone elses
#77
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Username:
<_<
Real first name:
Lol. Nah.
Sex:
M
Religion (or lack thereof):
Christian, but not in the organized sense.
Nationality:
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
First vegetable that comes to mind:
Cucumber
Favourite band:
Dunno
Favourite guitar player:
Dunno
Favourite guitar:
Dunno
Favourite album:
Dunno
Best concert you've attended:
The Crystal Method
Tea or coffee:
Gross or gross? Well there's herbal tea, so tea.
Ever been to Spain?
<_< Nay
Do you drink?
Very occasionally
Do you smoke?
Allergic
Wacky Baccy?
Rhymes
Ever taken a dump outside?

What's the weather like there?
Pretty nice today, actually.
Favourite film:
V for Vendetta
Do you give money to hobos?
Chaaange! Nah.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?
Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?
I didn't get anything for my mom's last birthday. It wasn't my birthday. Weirdo.
Favourite Simpsons character:
I hate the Simpsons
Are you a virgin?
Nay
Record no. of faps in a day:
I dunno, probably 5 or 6
Favourite cheese:
Provolone
Ever had a wet dream?
Who hasn't?
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:
Dude have a heart attack on the baseball field
Favourite animal:
Newfoundland
Do you live on the coast?
Nay
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):
YOUR MUMS COOCH Ololololololololo

Okay, you got me. The UK.
Favourite author + book:
What if they aren't the same? I really like Orwell, but none of his books are my favorites.
Any tattoos? Do you like them?
nay
Can you lick your elbow?
The inside...
Last thing you bought:
Soda
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:
I almost lost the top of my finger once
Clean, overdriven or distorted?
distorted
Have you read LOTR?
Yeah, who wants to know?
Ever broken someone's nose?
Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:
Either writing or dance music.
What's your dream job?
Writing and DJing in the summer, teaching at uni in the fall and spring.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:
Car.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?
What's large? I've done about 10-15 feet
Ever been in a car accident?
It was my friend's accident, but yeah
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?
Depends on the use. Flamethrower for anything up close except zombies.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?
Clap.


[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#78
Username: Splashed
Real first name: Phil
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): None, but I have a belief in a higher power
Nationality: Canadian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cauliflower and carrots lol
Favourite band: INXS
Favourite guitar player: John Mayer or Slash
Favourite guitar: Fender Strat
Favourite album: MJ - Dangerous
Best concert you've attended: Probably Led Zeppelin, but I was 5 lol I don't remember
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No. Sunny Spain!
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Dirka dirka?
Ever taken a dump outside? No but I pissed on a Mormon church's lawn. No hate to Mormons btw
What's the weather like there? Suddenly sunnier but lightly snowing
Favourite film: Pulp Fiction
Do you give money to hobos? I do if I have some
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? can't remember
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? Yep
Record no. of faps in a day: Oh God...probably 5
Favourite cheese: Cheddar or Monterey Jack or Feta
Ever had a wet dream? I would think so
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:
Favourite animal: Monkey
Do you live on the coast? Sort of
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Appleton/Madison,
Favourite author + book: The Catcher In The Rye, I don't really have a fav author right now
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I like some, not huge. I want one in the future though. Something small and something meaningful
Can you lick your elbow? Yep lol
Last thing you bought: a dozen donuts
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Pneumonia
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? Yes but I was 8 so I didn't get one thing lol
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Acting, Dancing, Singing, Listening to music
What's your dream job? Acting
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Give whatever needed to my family. Or at least attempt loll
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yeah lol
Ever been in a car accident?No not really
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Neither lol
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?
I'd trip balls (get it?)
Last edited by Splashed at Oct 15, 2009,
#79
Username: Rupert1616
Real first name: Rupert
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Deism
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: cabbage
Favourite band: Many
Favourite guitar player: Gilmour
Favourite guitar: Les Paul
Favourite album: DSOTM
Best concert you've attended: Buckcherry
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? yes
Do you smoke? yes
Wacky Baccy? aww yeah
Ever taken a dump outside?yep
What's the weather like there? Dark
Favourite film: Pulp Fiction
Do you give money to hobos? always especially if they are playing music
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? too young
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? a hug
Favourite Simpsons character: Moleman
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day: 6
Favourite cheese: i hate them all
Ever had a wet dream? no
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: probably some weird **** on the internet
Favourite animal: dog
Do you live on the coast?no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): another planet
Favourite author + book: Clockwork Orange
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: pack of cherry tic-tacs
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Hit by a car, several broken ribs.
Clean, overdriven or distorted?overdriven
Have you read LOTR? yes
Ever broken someone's nose? no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Weed/art
What's your dream job? Musician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Massive party
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Fairly large
Ever been in a car accident? yes.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? lick it.