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#81
Username: maidenfan15
Real first name: Dylan
Sex: male
Religion (or lack thereof): Christianity
Nationality: Irish/italian
First vegetable that comes to mind: carrot
Favourite band: Iron Maiden
Favourite guitar player: Buckethead
Favourite guitar: I have a thing for Gibson SG's
Favourite album: Oh god. Either Rde the Lightning-Metallica or Painkiller-Judas Priest
Best concert you've attended: AC/DC
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? Weed, not cigarettes
Wacky Baccy? What?
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Too hot in the summer and too cold in the winter
Favourite film: Saving Private Ryan
Do you give money to hobos? Not a lot of hobos where I live, but probably not
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Card?
Favourite Simpsons character: Don't watch it
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: 2
Favourite cheese: American
Ever had a wet dream? Yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: 3 guys 1 hammer
Favourite animal: Lion?
Do you live on the coast? Yes
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):
Favourite author + book: Outsiders
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No. I have no problem with them, I;m just not sure I want something on me for the rest of my life
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: A hat
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Sprained leg probably. I don't get hurt a lot
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Mix of overdrive and distortion
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Either playing football
What's your dream job? Musician I guess
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Guitar
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Check if it's mine
Chinese Democracy is a great album, people need to get over Slash.

Proud fan of Pop, Rap, Rock, and Metal.
#82
Username: j_link13
Real first name: John
Sex: male
Religion (or lack thereof): none
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cucumbers(Just had em on a sub)
Favourite band: Children of Bodom, RHCP, BFMV, JFAC
Favourite guitar player: John Frusciante
Favourite guitar: Jackson Rhoads V
Favourite album: Fall of Ideals-All That Remains
Best concert you've attended: Mayhem Festival 2009 Kansas City
Tea or coffee: coffee
Ever been to Spain? negative
Do you drink? yes
Do you smoke? yes
Wacky Baccy? wtf is wacky baccy
Ever taken a dump outside? yes
What's the weather like there? cold
Favourite film: Training Day
Do you give money to hobos? i've only seen like one hobo and i was in a car so no
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? me being there (all she wanted was a party with her kids)
Favourite Simpsons character: never liked the simpsons
Are you a virgin? negative
Record no. of faps in a day: three or four
Favourite cheese: pepper jack
Ever had a wet dream? no
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: my best friend being real near death
Favourite animal: dog
Do you live on the coast? ya right...South Dakota couldn't be further from the coast
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Norway or Germany
Favourite author + book: Great Gatsby or Catcher in the Rye
Any tattoos? Do you like them? none yet...i think they're cool if they actually mean something
Can you lick your elbow? nope
Last thing you bought: weed
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: torn cartiliage in right knee(sports injury)
Clean, overdriven or distorted? really distorted
Have you read LOTR? some of them
Ever broken someone's nose? not that i know of
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: video games,friends, girls
What's your dream job? musician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: how much is the lotterly? probably a house or new car?
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? no
Ever been in a car accident? ya real bad
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? cut the stitches
#83
Username: embraceddarkside
Real first name: nick
Sex: m
Religion (or lack thereof): christian with a heavy does of common sense
Nationality: %50 italian, %25 german, %25 irish
First vegetable that comes to mind: broccoli
Favourite band: sevendust
Favourite guitar player: mark tremonti and jim root
Favourite guitar: les paul
Favourite album: blackbird - alter bridge
Best concert you've attended: mayhem fest 08, slipknot/disturbed
Tea or coffee: soda
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? on occasion
Do you smoke? no
Wacky Baccy? who say what now? no
Ever taken a dump outside? no
What's the weather like there? its raining/snowing....in october
Favourite film: star wars
Do you give money to hobos? sometimes if i have change and they are nice
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? giftcard to yankee candle
Favourite Simpsons character: not a huge fan
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day: 5
Favourite cheese: provolone
Ever had a wet dream? no
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: video of guy shooting himself
Favourite animal: bears
Do you live on the coast? very close
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): italy
Favourite author + book: author - RA salvitore book - frankenstein
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: strat pickgaurd
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Lyme disease
Clean, overdriven or distorted? distorted
Have you read LOTR? iv tried many times, but its too slow going, ill stick to the movies
Ever broken someone's nose? no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: video games
What's your dream job? game producer
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: prs custom 24, mesa dual rect, new car
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? not really
Ever been in a car accident? few fender benders, i was driving in none of them
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower destruction>accuracy
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? pliers....veeeery carefully
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PRS SE Custom 24 (GFS Crunchy PATs)
PRS SE Singlecut (Evo/Air Norton)
1989 Starforce (GFS PowerRails)
Morley Tremonti Power Wah, TS7 (808-Mod), Pitchblack, Boss DD-3, DE FnC
#84
Username: Courtkid1012
Real first name: Mike
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Roman Catholic
Nationality: American with Italian roots
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: RATM
Favourite guitar player: Tom Morello
Favourite guitar: Probably a strat, Arm The Homeless if that counts
Favourite album: Hard to say... Probably the best of Led Zep, can't pick 1 though.
Best concert you've attended: The Who last year
Tea or coffee: coffee if i had to choose
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? not really
Do you smoke? no
Wacky Baccy? ?
Ever taken a dump outside? no
What's the weather like there? snowing... wtf
Favourite film: Friday Night Lights
Do you give money to hobos? no
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? not a clue
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart
Are you a virgin? yessir
Record no. of faps in a day: 3/4
Favourite cheese: mozzarella
Ever had a wet dream? no
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: at the who concert the guy next to me died i think.... long story
Favourite animal: dogs.... specifically German Shepherd
Do you live on the coast? yea
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Not really anwhere. If I could it'd be Tom Morello's house or just go to the shore for a week when it's nice
Favourite author + book: Hate reading
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no, usually no
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: Cluck-U chicken
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: fractured collarbone, 2 spots
Clean, overdriven or distorted? distortion
Have you read LOTR? no
Ever broken someone's nose? nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: sports, lacrosse mainly
What's your dream job? playing guitar and selling out giant stadiums
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Ferrari
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? nope
Ever been in a car accident? no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? cut it off...
There be no shelter here.
#86
Username: GezzyDiversion
Real first name: Henry
Sex: M
Religion (or lack thereof): Jedi
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Parsnip
Favourite band: Pink Floyd/Led Zeppelin
Favourite guitar player: David Gilmour/Jimmy Page
Favourite guitar: Les Paul/Strat
Favourite album: Dark side of the moon/Led Zep 4
Best concert you've attended: AC/DC
Tea or coffee: Non
Ever been to Spain? Yes
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Now and Again
Ever taken a dump outside? When I was young
What's the weather like there? Drizzly
Favourite film: The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
Do you give money to hobos? No, they spend it on drink
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Mike Bolton CD
Favourite Simpsons character: Lenny
Are you a virgin? Yar
Record no. of faps in a day: 4
Favourite cheese: Stilton
Ever had a wet dream? Yer
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: ummm
Favourite animal: Pengiun
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit: New Zealand
Favourite author + book: Ian Fleming + Live and Let Die
Any tattoos? Do you like them? not really
Can you lick your elbow? nope
Last thing you bought: lunch and David Gilmour CD
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: The Common Cold
Clean, overdriven or distorted? overdriven
Have you read LOTR? when I was in primary school
Ever broken someone's nose? nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: walking
What's your dream job? Sound Tech
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A Relentless
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Ummmm
Ever been in a car accident? Thankfully not
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flameshield
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? wtf
#87
Username: hames3rd
Real first name: Hayden
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Peas
Favourite band: Foo Fighters
Favourite guitar player: I'm into Morello at the moment
Favourite guitar: Gibson Probot
Favourite album: In your Honour
Best concert you've attended: Rush
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Yeah
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Nope
Ever taken a dump outside? Maybe...?
What's the weather like there? Cold and windy
Favourite film: Memento
Do you give money to hobos? No but i'd like to someday
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope but would like to
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? £50
Favourite Simpsons character: Moe
Are you a virgin? Yep
Record no. of faps in a day: 7 i think then it hurt, i was home alone for the day
Favourite cheese: Brie
Ever had a wet dream? Who hasnt
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Start of gay sex
Favourite animal: Penguin
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): New York
Favourite author + book: Rainbow 6 Tom Clancy
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Dont have one but dont not like them
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: Alcohol
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Dislocated elbow
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean
Have you read LOTR? Not all of them but two towers
Ever broken someone's nose?nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Gaming
What's your dream job? Doctor
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Knock over some famous people table
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Not really that large
Ever been in a car accident? Yep
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Unstich it
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#88
Username: Freddaahh
Real first name: Fred
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): a mixed up Christian
Nationality: British of French/Australian origin.
First vegetable that comes to mind: Tomato - even though that's a fruit.
Favourite band: Agalloch
Favourite guitar player: Alex Skolnick or Andy Sneap
Favourite guitar: something black and br00tal
Favourite album: Pale Folklore by Agalloch, or The Discovery by Cloudkicker
Best concert you've attended: Testament and Onslaught in July
Tea or coffee: Both
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Too much
Do you smoke? When drunk and craving
Wacky Baccy? If it's there, yeah
Ever taken a dump outside? I might have done... Can't be sure there
What's the weather like there? Dark and chilly
Favourite film: Withnail & I
Do you give money to hobos? Often
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I think it was a book
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? Still, yes
Record no. of faps in a day: Four I think
Favourite cheese: a very mature cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? Yeah
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: my Dad's mental breakdown
Favourite animal: Cats
Do you live on the coast? Nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Paris, but with my girlfriend
Favourite author + book: Down and Out in Paris and London - George Orwell
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, I'm indifferent
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: A chicken wrap at school
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Some crash on a bicycle
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Crushing overdrive
Have you read LOTR? Gave up after 80 pages
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Don't like those two anyway. Art
What's your dream job? Film writer and director
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A round of drinks
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Don't think so
Ever been in a car accident? Nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Smell it.
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#89
Username: Guitar12
Real first name: Mark
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: English
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: dunno
Favourite guitar player: Brian May, Paul Gilbert
Favourite guitar: That i have owned - Ibanez S470
Favourite album: a compilation album I made for my friendwhich had 20 different remixes of banana phone
Best concert you've attended: errr.... Snow patrol? Glamour of the kill - they are pretty unknown
Tea or coffee: neither
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? At parties but not at home
Do you smoke? If somone offers when im drinking
Wacky Baccy? no
Ever taken a dump outside? yes
What's the weather like there? where?
Favourite film: Far too many
Do you give money to hobos? no
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? i got my gran to buy it........
Favourite Simpsons character: Bender
Are you a virgin? kinda,
Record no. of faps in a day: at least 5
Favourite cheese: dunno but cheese makes me poo - Just had cheese panini so going for poo now. BRB
Ever had a wet dream? no
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Friend wanked in to tishue then wiped it on a retarded childs face.
Favourite animal: My cat harper
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): no where
Favourite author + book: errmm.
#90
Username: mrwaffles
Real first name: Mounir
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Existentialism [not really a religion]
Nationality: Born in Egypt, but I live in the US
First vegetable that comes to mind: Zucchini
Favourite band: Bomb The Music Industry
Favourite guitar player: Buckethead
Favourite guitar: Gibson ES 335
Favourite album: Can't pick just one...
Best concert you've attended: Reel Big Fish and Streetlight Manifesto
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Nope
Do you smoke? Nope
Wacky Baccy? Nope
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope
What's the weather like there? Hellish Rain
Favourite film: Fight Club or V for Vendetta
Do you give money to hobos? Nope
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Don't recall
Favourite Simpsons character: Nope
Are you a virgin? Yup
Record no. of faps in a day: 4? 3?
Favourite cheese: Swiss
Ever had a wet dream? Yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A kid having a seizure on the side of the road
Favourite animal: Penguin
Do you live on the coast? Nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Austria again
Favourite author + book: Aldous Huxley, Brave New World
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Nope
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: Food
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I got pneumonia once
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? Nope
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Viola, reading, hanging with friends
What's your dream job? Playing viola in a professional orchestra
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A Ferrari
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes
Ever been in a car accident? Nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Make sure it's not mine.
#91
Username: Rinestone Cowboy
Real first name: you'll never know
Sex: love it
Religion (or lack thereof): wat
Nationality: white
First vegetable that comes to mind: tomato
Favourite band: idk
Favourite guitar player: idk
Favourite guitar: idk
Favourite album: idk
Best concert you've attended: idk
Tea or coffee: coffee
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? yes
Do you smoke? yes
Wacky Baccy? sure


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#92
Username: EmilyTStrange
Real first name: Lol, take a guess.
Sex: Female
Religion (or lack thereof): I was raised Buddhist, but it's not with me anymore.
Nationality: Born in Canada, viet.
First vegetable that comes to mind: Broccoli
Favourite band: RHCP
Favourite guitar player: Andy McKee
Favourite guitar: in debate.
Favourite album: Right now- La Roux
Best concert you've attended: Blink 182
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Cold, ugly, gross.
Favourite film: V for Vendetta
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? dinner
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart
Are you a virgin? LOLOMIT
Record no. of faps in a day: gdfsgdfgsdgs what
Favourite cheese: cottage
Ever had a wet dream? LOLOMIT
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: uh nothing comes to the picture
Favourite animal: IDK.
Do you live on the coast? yeah
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Chicago
Favourite author + book: What Happened to Lani Garver- Carol Plum Ucci
Any tattoos? Do you like them? NO, and they look ok for some people.
Can you lick your elbow? yeah.
Last thing you bought: monster
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: strep throat.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? clean
Have you read LOTR? noooo
Ever broken someone's nose? no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: soccer
What's your dream job? idk.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: probably something for my brother.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? noooo.
Ever been in a car accident? yeah.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
#93
Can't believe I did this...

Username: ...
Real first name: Kjell
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic
Nationality: Swedish
First vegetable that comes to mind: Broccoli
Favourite band: Not sure
Favourite guitar player: Neil Young
Favourite guitar: dunno lol
Favourite album: Not sure
Best concert you've attended: In Flames/Judas Priest. Talked to them at their tourbus
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? Not yet
Do you drink? Yeah
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Sometimes
Ever taken a dump outside? No...
What's the weather like there? Pretty cold, might snow soon
Favourite film: Memento, The machinist, No country for old men perhaps
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes, not the beggars though they're pretty much entirely run by the mob. I usually buy a magazine made by hobos where the money goes to them as well.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Not yet
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A soul
Favourite Simpsons character: Ralph
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: I don't count
Favourite cheese: Creamcheese
Ever had a wet dream? Wet dreams have me
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: You don't want to know
Favourite animal: Koalas
Do you live on the coast? Yes
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Every place. I've got a list with more specific locations thoug, like hashima island, socotra island, I wouldn't mind roadtripping around the world really.
Favourite author + book: No idea. Jerome K Jerome's Three men in a boat
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Will get one one day when I know what to get.
Can you lick your elbow? Almost
Last thing you bought: Groceries
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Dance fever
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean
Have you read LOTR? Just bilbo
Ever broken someone's nose? Maybe >.>
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Photography, piano, working out, composing, reviewing kittens
What's your dream job? Virgin deflowerer... it's an actual job!
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a nice leatherjacket, a '67 chevy impala (or 65 ford fastback) and get on the road, probably not stopping for a few months. Oh and give money to those I know need it, and donate alot of it.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? I jumped off the hoover dam once when I was chased.
Ever been in a car accident? Sort of
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? For what kind of combat situation?
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Check if it was mine.

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First vegetable that comes to mind: Broccoli


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#94
Username:
Bloodtrocuted93
Real first name:
Grace
Sex:
Female
Religion (or lack thereof):
Agnosticish
Nationality:
American (of Irish, English, Italian and Slovakian decent)
First vegetable that comes to mind:
Cucumber
Favourite band:
Children of Bodom
Favourite guitar player:
Alexi Laiho
Favourite guitar:
My Jackson DXMG Dinky
Favourite album:
Can't pick.
Best concert you've attended:
Children Of Bodom, the 3rd time.
Tea or coffee:
Coffee
Ever been to Spain?
No
Do you drink?
No
Do you smoke?
No
Wacky Baccy?
Your mom
Ever taken a dump outside?
No
What's the weather like there?
Cool and cloudy today
Favourite film:
Detroit Rock City
Do you give money to hobos?
Yes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?
Not yet
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?
Nothing, she's a bitch
Favourite Simpsons character:
All
Are you a virgin?
Yes
Record no. of faps in a day:
Infinite (well, the number of days I've been alive)
Favourite cheese:
The good kind
Ever had a wet dream?
No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:
Don't know
Favourite animal:
Anything cute
Do you live on the coast?
No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):
Al of Scandinavia
Favourite author + book:
Just one?
Any tattoos? Do you like them?
No/Don't care.
Can you lick your elbow?
No
Last thing you bought:
Water
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:
Sprained ankle, Cat Scratch Fever
Clean, overdriven or distorted?
Overdriven
Have you read LOTR?
No :\
Ever broken someone's nose?
No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:
Snowboarding maybe.
What's your dream job?
Guitarist
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:
Scream, celebrate, talk to an attorney and/or accountant. Then buy a car or something.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?
Largish height.
Ever been in a car accident?
No.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?
Flamethrower.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?
Freak out, wonder what it was and how it got there.
#95
Username: Nietsche
Real first name: James
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Lack thereof
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Broccoli
Favourite band: Favourite bands are for people who have limited taste in music
Favourite guitar player: See above
Favourite guitar: Ibanez RG1570
Favourite album: See: Favourite Bands
Best concert you've attended: Pendulum - Swindon Oasis
Tea or coffee: Tea old chap
Ever been to Spain? Yes
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No....
Wacky Baccy? Depends who's asking....>.>
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Pretty grim
Favourite film: Monty Python - Life of Brian
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Don't remember
Favourite Simpsons character: Otto
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 5
Favourite cheese: Whatever the hell they put on pizza
Ever had a wet dream? Yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Not much interesting
Favourite animal: Not a fan of animals
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):
Favourite author + book: Douglas Adams - The hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Can of relentless
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Broken Skull
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean
Have you read LOTR? Yes
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Reading
What's your dream job? Author or musician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy every book that caught my eye in my local waterstones
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocker Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Cut it off, duh.
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#96
Username: Hsecats6
Real first name: Tanner
Sex: Male (I would say 'Yes please' but its probably been done a lot)
Religion (or lack thereof): Christianity
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Corn
Favourite band: The Beatles
Favourite guitar player: George Harrison
Favourite guitar: Ibanez
Favourite album: Rubber Soul/Revolver
Best concert you've attended: Metallica/Lamb of God or Beatlemania
Tea or coffee: Neither
Ever been to Spain? nope
Do you drink? no
Do you smoke? no
Wacky Baccy? when the opportunity comes
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope lol
What's the weather like there? Cold
Favourite film: A Hard Day's Night, Shawn of the Dead
Do you give money to hobos? I don't have any to give
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Love and appreciation, i have no money
Favourite Simpsons character: Ned
Are you a virgin? Nopez
Record no. of faps in a day: 3 or 4
Favourite cheese: American
Ever had a wet dream? no
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: The Internet
Favourite animal: Dog
Do you live on the coast? nope
Place you'd most like to visit : Europe, Liverpool, England to be exact
Favourite author + book: none really :/
Any tattoos? Do you like them? nope
Can you lick your elbow? lolno
Last thing you bought: A Cd
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I've broken a few bones
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean
Have you read LOTR? YES!
Ever broken someone's nose? nopee
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Baseball
What's your dream job? Music but it wont happen
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Get a bunch of musical instruments
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yes
Ever been in a car accident? nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Scream
#97
Username: Dirge Humani
Real first name: Tyler
Sex: Yes please (male)
Religion (or lack thereof): or lack thereof.
Nationality: American, FUCK YEAH!
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cucumber
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Come again?
Ever taken a dump outside? Not to my knowledge...
What's the weather like there? Cold and rainy right now.
Favourite film: Gingerdead Man
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I don't get presents on my mom's birthday, she does.
Are you a virgin? Yea
Record no. of faps in a day: A couple.
Favourite cheese: AMERICAN, FUCK YEAH!
Ever had a wet dream? Don't think so.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Can't think of any, really.
Favourite animal: Humans
Do you live on the coast? The East Coast, if that's what you mean.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Your mom's butthole.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, Yes.
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Lunch. Pizza, more specifically.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Almost died of pneumonia/mono in 1st grade.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Meh.
Have you read LOTR? Read the Hobbit and the first half of the Fellowship.
Ever broken someone's nose? No, but mine has been broken.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A small country.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Not really.
Ever been in a car accident? Only very small ones.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Fat man.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Immediately check that I had both testicles.
#98
Username: thewho65
Real first name: ________
Sex: mamale
Religion (or lack thereof): Protestant
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: carrots, I dunno why,
Favourite band: Oh jeese, at the moment, New Order
Favourite guitar player: probably Johnny Marr
Favourite guitar: Either Fender Telecaster, Epiphone Casino, or standard SG.
Favourite album: At the moment, Rubber Soul
Best concert you've attended: The Who, Wachovia Center 2006, I really haven't been to any gigs since then
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain?: I'd like to go.
Do you drink?: Typically no, but I don't object.
Do you smoke?: No, and I probably wouldn't.
Wacky Baccy?: Pardon?
Ever taken a dump outside?: Actually, no, huh...
What's the weather like there?: Right now it's rainy and cold.
Favourite film: I honestly can't say what's my top No. 1 film of all time.
Do you give money to hobos?: Yep
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?: No.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?: I believe I drew something, but we all took her out to dinner later.
Favourite Simpsons character: Lionel Hutz, when we was still recurring.
Are you a virgin?: About that...
Record no. of faps in a day: I dunno, probably 4.
Favourite cheese: New Yorker American
Ever had a wet dream?: Nope, though they can get pretty sexy.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: One guy one jar, I can never take it back...
Favourite animal: Penguin
Do you live on the coast?: East Coast, represent.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Europe, more extensively
Favourite author + book: At the moment, Nick Hornby's High Fidelity
Any tattoos? Do you like them?: None, I like some, but the idea of its permanence deters me.
Can you lick your elbow?: I can sort of lick my left elbow, but not the right.
Last thing you bought: Lunch today.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Dogbite that required antibiotics, I don't really get seriously hurt.
Clean, overdriven or distorted?: Overdriven, preferably crushing.
Have you read LOTR?: I read The Hobbit, but nothing in the actual series.
Ever broken someone's nose?: No, though a friend has broken a hip.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Quite surprisingly, writing, as well as listening to music and dreaming.
What's your dream job?: To be a real performing musician, really.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Depends on the amount won
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?: Sort of, it's all relative.
Ever been in a car accident?: Thankfully no.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?: Motherfuckin' rocket launcher, let's abide by UN code.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?: Rub it out.
Last edited by thewho65 at Oct 15, 2009,
#99
Username: Grindar
Real first name: Joe
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic
Nationality: Canadian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cucumber
Favourite band: The Lord Weird Slough Feg
Favourite guitar player: Marty Friedman
Favourite guitar: Pre-ESP Navigators, Dave Mustaine's ESP
Favourite album: Down Among the Deadmen
Best concert you've attended: Noctis Metal Fest, Alehorn of Power
Tea or coffee: Neither
Ever been to Spain? Yeah
Do you drink? Yeah
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? Yeah
What's the weather like there? Cold
Favourite film: Empire Strikes Back
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? HALO/HAHO Certified
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Nothing
Favourite Simpsons character: Otto
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: 18
Favourite cheese: Westvleteren
Ever had a wet dream? No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Arms were there, the rest was gone
Favourite animal: Giganotosaurus
Do you live on the coast? Nope
Place you'd most like to visit: Ngorongoro Crater, but I already did
Favourite author + book: Zahn and Heir to the Empire, Heinlein and Stranger
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, no
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Bottle of Coca-Cola
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Legs and back burnt with jet fuel, dragged along a gravel road, burns proceeded to be infected.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? Yes
Ever broken someone's nose? More than once
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Driving
What's your dream job? Starfighter Pilot!
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Fighter Jet
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes
Ever been in a car accident? Not while I was driving
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Neither, both have injured me
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Cut it off
#100
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#101

Username: Jacob6293
Real first name: Jake
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Non-denominational Christian
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Tomato
Favourite band: CKY
Favourite guitar player: Buckethead
Favourite guitar: Don't have a favorite
Favourite album: Don't have a favorite
Best concert you've attended: Not sure
Tea or coffee: Neither
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? .........
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes
What's the weather like there? Chilly
Favourite film: There's so many, I really don't know
Do you give money to hobos? Rarely. Not because I'm greedy, I just can't trust that they're going to use it for something good.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? To be honest, I don't remember.
Favourite Simpsons character: Don't watch it
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 3
Favourite cheese: Cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? Nope
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Not sure
Favourite animal: Monkey
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Not sure
Favourite author + book: Speak
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Not yet
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: DVD
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Don't know
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean
Have you read LOTR? No, and I have no desire to
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Learning about the paranormal
What's your dream job? Screenwriter
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Lots of shit
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? Not a serious one
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Make sure it's not mine
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#102
Feel free to omit any questions if you don't like them.

Username: woodenbandman
Real first name: Jacobb
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Lack Thereof
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cucumber
Favourite band: Children of Bodom
Favourite guitar player: Vai
Favourite guitar: Mine: Peavey Falcon. In General: Fender Stratocaster
Favourite album: Ugh... Hatebreeder I suppose.
Best concert you've attended: Children of Bodom
Tea or coffee: Tea, foo.
Ever been to Spain?: what the hell kinda question is that?
Do you drink? not heavily nor often
Do you smoke? hell no
Wacky Baccy? nope, my dad ruined it for me.
Ever taken a dump outside? yeah, once.
What's the weather like there? ****
Favourite film:
Do you give money to hobos?: If they can make me laugh.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?: Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?: Bitch didn't give me anything.
Favourite Simpsons character: Flanders
Are you a virgin? I think so, but not for long, I don't think
Record no. of faps in a day: 2, I'm a lightweight
Favourite cheese: smoked gouda
Ever had a wet dream? once
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: 2g1c
Favourite animal: Octopus
Do you live on the coast? Yup
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Finland
Favourite author + book: Kurt Vonnegut : Sirens of Titan OR Breakfast of Champions.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No.
Can you lick your elbow? Are you hot?
Last thing you bought: late night pancakes
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I had a summer cold that lasted all damn summer.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distortion.
Have you read LOTR? And it sucked
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope but I want to right now.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Sex and going to concerts
What's your dream job? Musician or Computer Programmer
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Go on an awesome date
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yup
Ever been in a car accident? A little one
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Versus humans? Rocket Launcher. Versus zombies Flamethrower all the way.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Tell the pit about it.
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#103
Username: LesPaulFan58
Real first name: James
Sex: love it, jk boy
Religion (or lack thereof): music
Nationality:European American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Favourite guitar player: Jimi
Favourite guitar:Les Paul
Favourite album: n/a
Best concert you've attended: Van Halen
Tea or coffee: tea
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? no
Do you smoke? no
Wacky Baccy? i've wacked baccy enough thank you
Ever taken a dump outside? yeah, right on route 66
What's the weather like there? hot, but then again i live in hell(trust me)
Favourite film: The departed
Do you give money to hobos? yeah
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? no mom
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer (Doh)
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day:4 & counting
Favourite cheese: the good kind
Ever had a wet dream? non
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: some guy not using the searchbar
Favourite animal: dog
Do you live on the coast? yes
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): New York
Favourite author + book: don't read them
Any tattoos? Do you like them? nope
Can you lick your elbow? yeah, if i had a prosthetic arm
Last thing you bought:1 hour $60
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: something i had to take medicine to get rid of, and boy does it itch!

Clean, overdriven or distorted? WTF what about fuzz?
Have you read LOTR? is that a porno
Ever broken someone's nose? no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: fapping with the guitar
What's your dream job? to have no job
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: probably get the hell away from home.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?no
Ever been in a car accident?no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? look down and pray to god it's not mine, then procede with throwing up.
#104
Username: Small Print
Real first name: Rhys
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic
Nationality: English
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: The Beatles
Favourite guitar player: Jonny Greenwood possibly?
Favourite guitar: Fender Stratocaster
Favourite album: I'll go with Revolver
Best concert you've attended: Muse, MEN, November 11th 2006
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? On occasions, never casually.
Do you smoke? Never
Wacky Baccy? No.
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Mild
Favourite film: Goodfellas
Do you give money to hobos? I don't have any money
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I didn't have any money to get anything.
Favourite Simpsons character: Possibly Moe.
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: Christ knows.
Favourite cheese: Edam!
Ever had a wet dream? You know, I genuinely don't recall having one.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: I'm blessed, I've not witness anything particularly ****ed up.
Favourite animal: No idea
Do you live on the coast? Nope, as inland as you can get.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): New York
Favourite author + book: Simon Reynolds; Rip It Up And Start Again
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Not much for tattoos.
Can you lick your elbow? Barely
Last thing you bought: College breakfast.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: My teeth went through my lip in primary school.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Bass, Boxing.
What's your dream job? Music producer maybe.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a lovely bass set up, celebrate.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Nope.
Ever been in a car accident? Yes, a couple.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Smash it
#105
Username: Dom1487
Real first name: Dom
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: Italian/Greek
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: TOOL
Favourite guitar player: ADAM JONES
Favourite guitar: Epiphone Les Paul Silverburst
Favourite album: Aenima
Best concert you've attended: Tool Manchester NH
Tea or coffee: coffee
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? no
Do you smoke? no
Wacky Baccy? no
Ever taken a dump outside? yes
What's the weather like there? cold and cloudy
Favourite film: Harsh Times
Do you give money to hobos? Depends
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? skydived in some simulated air tunnel
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? charms for her Pandora bracelet
Favourite Simpsons character: don't watch it
Are you a virgin? yeah unfortunatly
Record no. of faps in a day: 4 or 5
Favourite cheese: american
Ever had a wet dream? yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:
Favourite animal: English Bulldog
Do you live on the coast? East Coast
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): California
Favourite author + book: J.R.R. Tolkien and LOTR
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No but I love them, thinking of getting the schism eye on my shoulder
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: lunch for a girl and I
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: tore my muneskis (sp. its a tenden in your knee)
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? yes
Ever broken someone's nose? I don't think so
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: reading
What's your dream job? Something that gives me an adrenaline rush. Music, hopeful but its not going to work out
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: new guitar and amp
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yeah
Ever been in a car accident? yeah
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flame thrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? LMAO! I'd give my best friend a high five
#106
Username: Zakkcd
Real first name: Zach
Sex: dude
Religion (or lack thereof): non-denom Christian
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Is a banana a vegetable?
Favourite band: Alter Bridge... or FFDP, not sure
Favourite guitar player: Mark Tremonti
Favourite guitar: Jackson Soloist
Favourite album: One Day Remains, or War Is the Answer
Best concert you've attended: Shinedown
Tea or coffee: iced sweet tea, otherwise java
Ever been to Spain? No desire to.
Do you drink? On the occasion
Do you smoke? hooka
Wacky Baccy? no
Ever taken a dump outside? yup, wiped with pages from a book
What's the weather like there? unseasonably ****ty
Favourite film: Band of Brothers miniseries
Do you give money to hobos? What will I get in return?
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope, but skydiving is a goal.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Erm a loving smile?
Favourite Simpsons character: They all suck
Are you a virgin? As of yet.
Record no. of faps in a day: 3
Favourite cheese: cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? nope
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: rhinoes gettin it on
Favourite animal: falcon
Do you live on the coast? I wish I still did
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Germany
Favourite author + book: I don't remember dude's name, or which book.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Nope, and depends.
Can you lick your elbow? Just close enough.
Last thing you bought: Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: flu a few years ago when it was bad
Clean, overdriven or distorted? yes, please.
Have you read LOTR? The Hobbit
Ever broken someone's nose? No-just their head open
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: chillin
What's your dream job? USAF Pararescue Jumper
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: new car, drive it really fast
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yup its awesome
Ever been in a car accident? last Thursday
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Napalm rockets.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? make sure it wasnt mine
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#107
Username:Killer Bob 912
Real first name:Osvaldo
Sex:Male
Religion (or lack thereof):
Nationality:Mexican
First vegetable that comes to mind:Grapes
Favourite band:Metallica
Favourite guitar player:Kirk Hammett
Favourite guitar:BC Rich Kerry King Signature Warlock
Favourite album:Black Album
Best concert you've attended:havent gone to one
Tea or coffee:Caramel Frap from Strabucks
Ever been to Spain?No
Do you drink?Sometimes with my family
Do you smoke?No
Wacky Baccy?????
Ever taken a dump outside?No
What's the weather like there?Hot
Favourite film:Tenacious D Pick Of Destiny
Do you give money to hobos?Yep
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?Never did
Favourite Simpsons character:Homer
Are you a virgin?Yep
Record no. of faps in a day:did it once...never do that again
Favourite cheese:Swiss
Ever had a wet dream?yep
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:a man throw a dog off a bridge
Favourite animal:Liger
Do you live on the coast?next to a river
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):new york
Favourite author + book:Clive Barker
Any tattoos? Do you like them?Nope
Can you lick your elbow?Nope lol
Last thing you bought:Monster M-80
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:Got my nose broke
Clean, overdriven or distorted?distortion
Have you read LOTR?????
Ever broken someone's nose?Cousins glasses
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fappingrigami lol
What's your dream job?guitar instructor
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:Get a new guitar
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?yea...it hurt...
Ever been in a car accident?yea
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?laugh then panic
#108
Username:Velocigecko
Real first name:Caleb
Sex:male
Religion (or lack thereof):athiest
Nationality:American
First vegetable that comes to mind: avacado
Favourite band: beatles
Favourite guitar player: me
Favourite guitar: gibson korina flying v
Favourite album: abbey road
Best concert you've attended: megadeth
Tea or coffee: straight black coffee
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? yep
Do you smoke? yep
Wacky Baccy? yep
Ever taken a dump outside? yep
What's the weather like there? snow, ****loads of snow...
Favourite film: gran torino
Do you give money to hobos? i pretty much am a hobo
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?
Favourite Simpsons character: moe
Are you a virgin? nope
Record no. of faps in a day: 8
Favourite cheese: extra sharp cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? yeo...
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:a girl getting **** punched in public
Favourite animal: gecko
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): amsterdam
Favourite author + book: war and peace
Any tattoos? Do you like them? yes, it's not obtrusive so no problems
Can you lick your elbow? 1/2 an inch more until i can
Last thing you bought: fried chicken
last disease contracted: im currently home with h1n1
Clean, overdriven or distorted? depends on my mood
Have you read LOTR? yep
Ever broken someone's nose? yep
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: bass
What's your dream job? owning a body shop (cars)
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: weed and hookers
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yep (about 25ft)
Ever been in a car accident? no (i have been in a motorcycle accident)
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? chainsaw layncher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? cut it off and throw it at someone.
[HARLEY-DAVIDSON]



When the world slips you a Jerffrey...

Stroke the furry walls.
stroke the furry walls.
Last edited by velocigecko at Oct 15, 2009,
#109

Username: WTF!!is a TAB
Real first name: Alfred
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Catholic but i dont practice it that much
Nationality: Filipino living in america
First vegetable that comes to mind: Tomatoes.........oh wai- spinach
Favourite band: Lots but i have to say, for now, Children Of Bodom
Favourite guitar player: Lots, but i have to say Paul Gilbert AND Alexi Laiho
Favourite guitar: Amfisound Custom Wooden Routa and an Ibanez RGT/RGA
Favourite album: Van Halen 1, Rust In Peace and Are You Dead Yet?
Best concert you've attended: Mayhem Festival
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? im 14
Do you smoke? im 14
Wacky Baccy? im 14
Ever taken a dump outside?
What's the weather like there? Its cold now
Favourite film: Batman
Do you give money to hobos? yep
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? nothing
Favourite Simpsons character: Ralph Wiggum
Are you a virgin?
Record no. of faps in a day: 4 -_-
Favourite cheese: i hate cheese
Ever had a wet dream? yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:a wooden cannon blowing up
Favourite animal: dogs
Do you live on the coast?
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): a place ONLY FOR RICH guys
Favourite author + book: i dont read but i like Tolkien and King
Any tattoos? Do you like them? im 14
Can you lick your elbow? nope
Last thing you bought: strings
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: i almost had a concussion after bumping my head
Clean, overdriven or distorted? distortion FTW!
Have you read LOTR? seen the movie
Ever broken someone's nose? yes
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: talking about gear
What's your dream job? Proffesional Musician/Owner of a music store/Luthier
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: give some to my family and buy some gear
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? is 8 feet high?
Ever been in a car accident? nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Scream like a bitch
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#110
Username:PrideDemon
Real first name:John
Sex:Male
Religion (or lack thereof):couldn't give a poo
Nationality:Irish
First vegetable that comes to mind:Yock
Favourite band:Ahhh Metallica if I have tp pick
Favourite guitar player:John Petrucci, Jason Becker, Alexi Laiho
Favourite guitar:My Jackson Js-30 KV
Favourite album:Master of Puppets
Best concert you've attended:The Unholy Alliance 2006
Tea or coffee:Tea
Ever been to Spain?Too many times
Do you drink?YES
Do you smoke?no
Wacky Baccy?GOD NO, suprised? I bet you are
Ever taken a dump outside?nope
What's the weather like there?clear night sky
Favourite film:Pitch Black
Do you give money to hobos?Yup
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?not yet
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?I don't remember
Favourite Simpsons character:Ugh...Cartman
Are you a virgin?haha no
Record no. of faps in a day:hmmm that'd be 5
Favourite cheese:I HATE CHEESE
Ever had a wet dream?nope
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:nephem dying in my arms
Favourite animal:Lion/Stallion
Do you live on the coast?No, on top of a freakin mountain
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):Finland
Favourite author + book:Haha eh Total Guitar
Any tattoos? Do you like them? love them and don't have any yet
Can you lick your elbow? Hell no
Last thing you bought: Umm a scratchcard
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:I cracked my skull when I was three
Clean, overdriven or distorted?Distorted duh
Have you read LOTR?No thank god
Ever broken someone's nose?Nearly
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:Being with my girlfriend
What's your dream job?MUSICIAN
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy Music Equipment
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?YAH I have
Ever been in a car accident?Nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?Rocket Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Rip that mutha****er off
"Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining" - Wrex
#111
Username:monkeysintheday
Real first name:Mike
Sex:Male
Religion (or lack thereof):Atheist
Nationality:United States.
First vegetable that comes to mind:Carrot
Favourite band:Pearl Jam
Favourite guitar player:Mike McCready
Favourite guitar:ESP Explorer
Favourite album: Unsure
Best concert you've attended: This is a toughy... I'd have to go with Pearl Jam.
Tea or coffee:Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Occasionally
Do you smoke?Weed
Wacky Baccy? ^
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes
What's the weather like there? Cold and Rainy
Favourite film: Unsure
Do you give money to hobos? I kill them.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? I wish.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I didn't
Favourite Simpsons character: Tu madre
Are you a virgin? Unfortunately
Record no. of faps in a day: 2700
Favourite cheese: Swiss.... Cheddar.... Sweddar
Ever had a wet dream? It was raining.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: H-Mart
Favourite animal: Wolf or Eagle.
Do you live on the coast? Of death.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Amsterdam.. I know it's ****in cliche, but that doesn't stop me.
Favourite author + book: Usually my favorite book is what I happen to be reading, and I am currently reading nothing.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I would love to get some.
Can you lick your elbow? Through a third party.
Last thing you bought: Sausage Egg & Cheese Biscut, and a Dr. Pepper
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I honestly haven't sustained anything worth mentioning.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted or Clean.
Have you read LOTR? No, nor do I plan to... ever.
Ever broken someone's nose? Not that I know of.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Drumming
What's your dream job? Musician/Music Producer/Game Programmer?
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: My own Wawa.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes, and it was one of the most ridiculously fun things I ever did.
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower for Recreational use, Rocket Launcher for Practical purposes.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Hit people with it.
BRIAN. SCHNEIDER.
#112

Username:Thrasher51
Real first name:AJ
Sex:M
Religion (or lack thereof):Agnostic
Nationality:American
First vegetable that comes to mind:Broccoli
Favourite band:Metallica
Favourite guitar player:Buckethead/Jason Becker
Favourite guitar:Charvel So-Cal
Favourite album:Megadeth's Rust In Peace
Best concert you've attended:Buckethead 11/19/08
Tea or coffee:Coffee
Ever been to Spain?No
Do you drink?No
Do you smoke?No
Wacky Baccy?No
Ever taken a dump outside?No
What's the weather like there?Sunny
Favourite film:Inglourious Basterds
Do you give money to hobos?No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?Not sure
Favourite Simpsons character:Krusty
Are you a virgin?Yes, but I'm 13
Record no. of faps in a day:
Favourite cheese:Cheddar
Ever had a wet dream?No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:Not sure
Favourite animal:Gorilla
Do you live on the coast? Yes
Place you'd most like to visit: Your mum's cooch (F*ck your Inb4!)
Favourite author + book:H.P. Lovecraft/At the Mountains of Madness
Any tattoos? Do you like them?No
Can you lick your elbow?No one can
Last thing you bought:Umm...Megadeth's Endgame album I believe
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:Nothing too bad
Clean, overdriven or distorted?Distorted. Crunch FTW
Have you read LOTR?Yes
Ever broken someone's nose?No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:Interwebs
What's your dream job?Guitarist
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:Charvel So-Cal, Mesa Triple Rec
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?No
Ever been in a car accident?No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?Flamethrower
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
#113
Username: tsmitty6
Real first name: ty
Sex: male
Religion (or lack thereof): agnostic
Nationality: usa
First vegetable that comes to mind: potato
Favourite band: alice in chains
Favourite guitar player: hendrix
Favourite guitar: strat
Favourite album: a vulgar display of power
Best concert you've attended: Doobie Bros/Allman Bros/ Grtfl Dead
Tea or coffee: coffee
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? yes
Do you smoke? no
Wacky Baccy? yes
Ever taken a dump outside? yes
What's the weather like there? rain rain rainy seattle
Favourite film:
Do you give money to hobos? if i can
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? flowers
Favourite Simpsons character: homer
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day: 8
Favourite cheese: chedar
Ever had a wet dream? no cuz i fap
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: maggots eating my cat while alive
Favourite animal: gorilla
Do you live on the coast? my state, im a few hundred miles inland tho
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): mexico
Favourite author + book: too many
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: Jack in the Box breakfast bowl
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: broken arm
Clean, overdriven or distorted? all 3
Have you read LOTR? yes
Ever broken someone's nose? no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: movies
What's your dream job? musician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: put the money under my matress
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? no
Ever been in a car accident? yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? id throw it at cars
#114
Username: :|
Real first name: Steve
Sex: a dude
Religion (or lack thereof): christian
Nationality: canadiun
First vegetable that comes to mind: cucumber
Favourite band: Between the Buried and Me (for the sake of picking one)
Favourite guitar player: Pete Loeffler (sexy tones)
Favourite guitar: this one.
Favourite album: Taking Back Sunday - Tell All Your Friends
Best concert you've attended: All four days of Neverender was pretty cool.
Tea or coffee: coffee
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? mmhmm
Do you smoke? nope
Wacky Baccy? never
Ever taken a dump outside? not in recent memory?
What's the weather like there? Cold and bland as hell.
Favourite film: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Do you give money to hobos? no
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? why would I get a present on my mom's birthday?
Favourite Simpsons character: Chief Wiggums
Are you a virgin? Probably
Record no. of faps in a day: :|
Favourite cheese: havarti
Ever had a wet dream? probably
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: I was just at a concert where the crowd was dead still (I think confused) the whole time Poison the Well was on, but then as soon as Billy Talent came on they started jumping around and trying to mosh. I was like WTF?
Favourite animal: Cat. I like raccoons too.
Do you live on the coast? No.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Italy
Favourite author + book: Umm I don't know :|
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No. No.
Can you lick your elbow? Nope. Damn lanky arms.
Last thing you bought: shaving cream and deoderant
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Gashed a chunk of flesh out my arm once. Wasn't that bad though.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted.
Have you read LOTR? No. The Hobbit though.
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Writing poetry, or at least trying to.
What's your dream job? Movie critic.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a wife. :|
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Nope. I can't swim.
Ever been in a car accident? No.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher. Fire doesn't thrill me that much.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Be greatful that I now had a spare.
#115
Username: MyManifesto
Real first name: Jed
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: Filipino
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrots
Favourite band: Modest Mouse
Favourite guitar player: Frusciante
Favourite guitar: Les Paul
Favourite album: In the Aeroplane Over the Sea - Neutral Milk Hotel
Best concert you've attended: Never attended
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? On Ocassions
Do you smoke? Used to
Wacky Baccy? Used to
Ever taken a dump outside? yes
What's the weather like there? Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
Favourite film: District 9
Do you give money to hobos? Yes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I dont know
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 3
Favourite cheese: No clue
Ever had a wet dream? Yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Surgery
Favourite animal: Giant Panda
Do you live on the coast? yes
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Amsterdam
Favourite author + book: J.D Salinger - Frank and Zooey
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No and yes
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: Gum
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Allergic reaction
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean
Have you read LOTR? Yes
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Drawing
What's your dream job? Graphic Designer
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A house
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes
Ever been in a car accident? Nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flame Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Look for another testicle
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#116
Username: Zoso1994
Real first name: Julian
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Jedi Church
Nationality: Argentine
First vegetable that comes to mind: Broccoli
Favourite band: Dream Theater
Favourite guitar player: Jason Becker
Favourite guitar: Fender CS Showmaster FMT (mine) or JP6 BFR.
Favourite album: Damnation - Opeth
Best concert you've attended: G3 with John Petrucci
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Not excessively
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? What the fucky?
Ever taken a dump outside? Hell yeah
What's the weather like there? Not too good i'm afraid
Favourite film: Changes too much
Do you give money to hobos? Only if they dance for it
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? My presence
Favourite Simpsons character: How about none
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: 2
Favourite cheese: Cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? Duh
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A guy on a motorcyclist killing himself by crashing into a dude, while I was the dude. Seriously.
Favourite animal: DOG
Do you live on the coast? Buenos Aires, not to close but I guess
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Your mum's cooch
Favourite author + book: Reading is for pussies
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, no
Can you lick your elbow? No, and I'm not gonna try
Last thing you bought: Food
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Broke my arm in two places and had a cast for a long time
Clean, overdriven or distorted? 60% clean, 30% overdriven, 10% distorted
Have you read LOTR? No, I saw the movies
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Fapping and guitar
What's your dream job? Guitar and fapping
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Megan Fox
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yeah, from like 2m height
Ever been in a car accident? 2 times
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flame launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Wake up again.

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#117
Username: XianXiuHong
Real first name: Jeff
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: Australian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: BTBAM
Favourite guitar player: Guthrie Govan
Favourite guitar: My custom
Favourite album: Alaska
Best concert you've attended: Paul Gilbert (Though, it was a clinic)
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? ***
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Pretty average
Favourite film: Fight Club
Do you give money to hobos? I give food to hobos
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Boquet of chocolate fruit
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: Over 9000
Favourite cheese: Swiss
Ever had a wet dream? No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: I don't know
Favourite animal: Jewel Wasp
Do you live on the coast? Relatively close
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Japan
Favourite author + book: Fight Club, Chuck Palahnuik
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Nope
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: Food
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Super AIDS
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? I could?
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Karate
What's your dream job? Music Teacher
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Invest in shares
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? I think so
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Get someone to high five me.
#118
Username: Bearded_Seth
Real first name: Seth
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Athiest
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Leek
Favourite band: Dunno
Favourite guitar player: Dunno
Favourite guitar: My custom one in my mind
Favourite album: Dunno
Best concert you've attended: Only ever attended one real concert.
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? Yes
Do you drink? Only when I smoke
Do you smoke? Only when I drink
Wacky Baccy? Not anymore
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Night
Favourite film: Pulp Fiction
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Can't remember
Favourite Simpsons character: I dunno.. Apu?
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 14
Favourite cheese: Cheese
Ever had a wet dream? Who hasn't.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Death
Favourite animal: Hedgehog
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Hawaii
Favourite author + book: Dunno
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Thinking of getting a sleeve similar to Bjorn from In Flames (black tiger stripes)
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: GTA4
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: AIDs
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? No, I'm straight.
Ever broken someone's nose? Plenty
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Fapping publicly
What's your dream job? Professional Sound Engineer
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Women
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Lick it.
#119
Sure, why not? No one will read if anyway

Username: Gallagher2006
Real first name: Ricky
Sex: YES PLEASE (OMG IM SO WITTY)
Religion (or lack thereof): Devout athiest
Nationality: Scottish
First vegetable that comes to mind: Lettuce
Favourite band: Joy Division
Favourite guitar player: Robert Smith
Favourite guitar: Strelecaster
Favourite album: Closer - Joy Division
Best concert you've attended: Radiohead - Glasgow 2008
Tea or coffee: Coffee (tea makes me sleepy)
Ever been to Spain? Yep, about 3 times. It was, and still is, my parents "go to" holiday
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? On rare occasions, with friends
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Eternal rain
Favourite film: "Shaun of the Dead" or "Hot Fuzz"
Do you give money to hobos? Don't see many around here, but I buy the Big Issue weekly
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Hell no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Perfume and sweets
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer, I guess
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: 8
Favourite cheese: Bavarian Smoked
Ever had a wet dream? Yes, quite regularly (don't fap anymore)
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A young boy was stabbed outside my girlfriends house, when I rushed around to see what had happened, I could see into his chest
Favourite animal: I'm a dog guy. My collie Meg can say "I love you"
Do you live on the coast? Kinda, it's in a kink in Scotland around 4 land masses
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Japan (although I'm not a Japanophile, I just want to see it for myself)
Favourite author + book: Dantes "The Divine Comedy" is fantastic, on my second read through with the reference guide
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I have "Love Will Tear Us Apart" on my left lower arm by the elbow
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: A salad for my lunch :3
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Crushed my ankle when a boy in high school pushed me down the stairs outside the school and it was run over by a bike (I was only 10)
Clean, overdriven or distorted? A slight crunch and Flange/chorus is all I need
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Writing music/playing music/recording music/playing with the band
What's your dream job? Teacher
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Print "**** YOU ALL" onto my old High School
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Either/or
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? MASTURBATE
#120
Username: Random3
Real first name: Charles
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist if it counts
Nationality: English
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Metallica or Machine Head
Favourite guitar player: Steve Vai or Dimebag
Favourite guitar: Shecter C-1 Hellraiser
Favourite album: Master of Puppets and The Blackening
Best concert you've attended: Children of Bodom
Tea or coffee: Neither
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Lol***?
Ever taken a dump outside? Probably
What's the weather like there? Dark
Favourite film: Fight Club
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? DVDs
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: I lost count
Favourite cheese: Margarita
Ever had a wet dream? No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: No idea haha
Favourite animal: Duck
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Lake Bodom
Favourite author + book: I don't read books
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Nope, might get some though
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Lunch
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Appendicitis
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Watching films
What's your dream job? Musician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Guitar gear
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower. You get to see their faces.... when they BURN!!!
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Erm... fap