Page 4 of 10
#121
Username: SolitaryShell90
Real first name: Brian
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Corn
Favourite band: Nightwish
Favourite guitar player: Gus G.
Favourite guitar: Music Man JP6 and JP7
Favourite album: Oceanborn
Best concert you've attended: Paganfest
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Hell yes.
Ever taken a dump outside? Yep
What's the weather like there? Hot
Favourite film: Evil Dead
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Clothes
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart
Are you a virgin? Yep
Record no. of faps in a day: 6 or 7
Favourite cheese: Prest
Ever had a wet dream? Probably
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A chick getting maced by cops.
Favourite animal: Wolf
Do you live on the coast? Nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Belgium or Finland
Favourite author + book: NA
Any tattoos? Do you like them? None, not my thing
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: Toobs
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Stomach Flu
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Chat with da ladiez
What's your dream job? Guitarist, luthier
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A small island somewhere Finland
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yep
Ever been in a car accident? Yep
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Have penis surgically attached to it.
#122
Username:PJ=Metal
Real first name:PJ
Sex:Male
Religion (or lack thereof):I dont need to be saved
Nationality:USA!!!!
First vegetable that comes to mind:Uhh....
Favourite band:Soundgarden
Favourite guitar player:Paul Gilbert
Favourite guitar:Ibanez IceMan
Favourite album:Peace Sells....But whos Buying
Best concert you've attended:Judas Preist Motorhead And testament
Tea or coffee:Coffe
Ever been to Spain?No
Do you drink?Maybe(Yes)
Do you smoke?Yes
Wacky Baccy?whu...
Ever taken a dump outside?Hell yeah who hasnt
What's the weather like there?Hot
Favourite film:Anchor Man
Do you give money to hobos?Hell no
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?NO
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?lol No
Favourite Simpsons character:Ralf
Are you a virgin?No
Record no. of faps in a day:24
Favourite cheese:american
Ever had a wet dream?Hell yeah
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:4chan lol the first time i went now it bull
Favourite animal:beaver
Do you live on the coast?no the border
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):colorado
Favourite author + book:none
Any tattoos? Do you like them?hell yeah i love em
Can you lick your elbow?no would be badass
Last thing you bought:pizza
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:broke my head
Clean, overdriven or distorted?overdrive
Have you read LOTR?no
Ever broken someone's nose?yup
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:American Football!!
What's your dream job?Rock Star lol
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:A sweet ****en guitar
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?yeah
Ever been in a car accident?yup
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?Rockets
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?Freak the hell out
__________
Blarg I'm Dead Llama NO!!!!
#123
Username: Davo Ownz
Real first name: Davidson/ Davo
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof):
Nationality: Australia
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: red hot chilli peppers / Silver chair
Favourite guitar player: John frusciante
Favourite guitar: I don't play, thus don't know many. SG!
Favourite album: Frogstomp - Silverchair
Best concert you've attended: The Cat Empire
Tea or coffee: Both
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Nope
Do you smoke? Nope
Wacky Baccy? Fap? Yes
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes
What's the weather like there? Not much rain - very windy
Favourite film: Deathrace
Do you give money to hobos? Buskers yes, hobos sometimes.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I forgot
Favourite Simpsons character: Oto
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 8
Favourite cheese: I'm not sure
Ever had a wet dream? Yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:
Favourite animal: Polar bear
Do you live on the coast? 20 mins from it.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): I don't know now.
Favourite author + book: Khaled Hosseini - Kite runner
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, no.
Can you lick your elbow? **** you, now I cant stop trying
Last thing you bought: Jumper or lollies.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I have 3 warts on my foot
Clean, overdriven or distorted? OVER DRIVE
Have you read LOTR??????????????????
Ever broken someone's nose? Not yet
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Music, b ball.
What's your dream job? NBA star
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A new house
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes
Ever been in a car accident? Yeah, when I was 10
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Both
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?

Cut it off, if not, kill myself.
a little lost.....
Last edited by Davo Ownz at Oct 15, 2009,
#124
Username:fireyqwerty
Real first name:Michael
Sex:Male
Religion (or lack thereof):Hindu
Nationality:American
First vegetable that comes to mind:Okra
Favourite band: Soratic or devil wears prada or owl city
Favourite guitar player: never really had one
Favourite guitar: any bass guitar
Favourite album: Static tensions - Kylesa
Best concert you've attended: hmm Foxy shazam
Tea or coffee: Tea heavy on sugar and lemon
Ever been to Spain?nope
Do you drink? no
Do you smoke? no
Wacky Baccy? itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat
Ever taken a dump outside? yes, very refreshing, like 3 times actually
What's the weather like there? getting better
Favourite film: The Royal Tenenbaums or SLC punk
Do you give money to hobos? sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? hahahaha i didnt
Favourite Simpsons character: the comic shop guy (im not a religious watcher so)
Are you a virgin? yes
Record no. of faps in a day: umm 5 i think?
Favourite cheese: Bree or cambert, oh or this apple smoked gouda i had awesome
Ever had a wet dream? no
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: umm my car crash i guess, or the mock disaster traing at my school so much fun cant wait for this years
Favourite animal: MOOSE
Do you live on the coast? nope i be landlocked
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): idk really maybe a european tour
Favourite author + book: Ray bradbury or george orwell/ 1984
Any tattoos? Do you like them? not yet i want sleeves though
Can you lick your elbow? nope
Last thing you bought: vegetarian chalupas from taco bell
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: fractured hip, kidney infection
Clean, overdriven or distorted? clean
Have you read LOTR? working on it
Ever broken someone's nose? no, what do i look like karate kid?
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: VIDJAMA GAMES!
What's your dream job? doing nothing and get paid gratuitous amounts of money for it
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: set a a savings account and stock portfolio, and a new car, nothing special prolly just a new bmw
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? nope terrified of water
Ever been in a car accident? yup
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket***** ahoy!
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? snip the stiches, problem solved
yes ಠ_ಠ am
serious


Quote by Jackintehbox
It's when Charlie Sheen rides in on a horse and punches you in the leg.
#125
Username: Erik_Aero
Real first name: Erik
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: Canadian
First vegetable that comes to mind: orange
Favourite band: Between the Buried and Me
Favourite guitar player: Josh Homme
Favourite guitar: ESP Eclipse
Favourite album: right now RX Bandits - ...And the Battle Begun
Best concert you've attended: BTBAM
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? yes
Do you smoke? no
Wacky Baccy? yes
Ever taken a dump outside? yes
What's the weather like there? cold
Favourite film: Boondock Saints
Do you give money to hobos? sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? flowers
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? yes
Record no. of faps in a day: too many to count
Favourite cheese: Havarti
Ever had a wet dream? no
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: the internet
Favourite animal: Platypus
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): your dads cooch
Favourite author + book: :shruf:
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no
Can you lick your elbow? yes
Last thing you bought: pizza
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: food poisoning, strep throat
Clean, overdriven or distorted? overdriven
Have you read LOTR? yes
Ever broken someone's nose? yes, my moms
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: xbox
What's your dream job? musician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: guitar gear
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yes
Ever been in a car accident? yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? eat it
#126
Username: PhillyHendrix
Real first name: Phil
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: Puerto Rican/Lithuanian (Also, American as you can probably guess)
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Iron Maiden
Favourite guitar player:
Favourite guitar: Les Paul Shape
Favourite album:
Best concert you've attended: Only been to one Metallica concert
Tea or coffee: Iced Tea?
Ever been to Spain? Nah
Do you drink? Nope
Do you smoke? Nuh-uh
Wacky Baccy?wat
Ever taken a dump outside? It's on my 'To-Do' list
What's the weather like there? Cold
Favourite film: Hard to decide. 'Back to the Future', maybe?
Do you give money to hobos? I think once
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? On the 'To-Do' list
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? King of Queens DVD set
Favourite Simpsons character: I don't know
Are you a virgin? Indeed
Record no. of faps in a day: 2
Favourite cheese: Ew... I despise cheese...
Ever had a wet dream? Nah
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: The Pit
Favourite animal: Bear
Do you live on the coast? Sort of
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Your mum's... damn...
Favourite author + book: 'The House of the Scorpion'
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Nah
Can you lick your elbow? I wish
Last thing you bought I think it was a capo
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: None
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Depends on the situation
Have you read LOTR? Nope
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: UG & Pokemon games
What's your dream job? Something involving playing music
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: New guitar
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Nope
Ever been in a car accident? Nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? The one Cyndaquil can learn
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?: Go back to sleep
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
Last edited by PhillyHendrix at Jun 29, 2010,
#127
You fuckers all need to go bungee jumping and sky diving.
What's the worst that can happen?????
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#128
Username: irishstang_87
Real first name: Tyler
Sex: M
Religion (or lack thereof): None
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Tomato
Favourite band: Flogging Molly
Favourite guitar player: Tied between J Mascis and Mike McCready
Favourite guitar: Stratocaster
Favourite album: Dark Side of the Moon
Best concert you've attended: Flogging Molly
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? Occasionally
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Cold
Favourite film: Dazed and Confused
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Gift card to the mall
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: Ehh, no
Favourite cheese: Provolone
Ever had a wet dream? Yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Motorcycle crash
Favourite animal: Jack Russell terrier
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Ireland
Favourite author + book: Not sure
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Epi LP Custom
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Flu
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? Yes
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Cars
What's your dream job? Gigging musician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Vintage Marshall Plexi
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? 15 feet, if it counts
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher, the combine hates them
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? NOT watch anything worth clapping for
#129
Username: Darkflame
Real first name: Thomas
Sex: all the time
Religion (or lack thereof): lack thereof
Nationality: french, but i live in canada now
First vegetable that comes to mind: broccoli
Favourite band: Indochine (french band)
Favourite guitar player: Kurt Cobain
Favourite guitar: fender jaguar
Favourite album: Dancetaria, by Indochine
Best concert you've attended: Indochine at Quebec city, on july 14th this year
Tea or coffee: coffee
Ever been to Spain? nope
Do you drink? not a lot
Do you smoke? no
Wacky Baccy? wacko wat ?
Ever taken a dump outside? no
What's the weather like there? freaking cold
Favourite film: pretty much a tie between Requiem for a Dream and Ben X
Do you give money to hobos? sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? can't remember
Favourite Simpsons character: bart
Are you a virgin? see question 3
Record no. of faps in a day: 3
Favourite cheese: cheestrings
Ever had a wet dream? don't think so
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: walked by a mcdonalds, saw a guy lying on the floor with blood everywhere.
Favourite animal: penguin
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): your mum's cooch
Favourite author + book:
Any tattoos? Do you like them? none
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: a coffee
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: a flu, last year... that's it, pretty much
Clean, overdriven or distorted? clean and chorused or fuzzed
Have you read LOTR? stopped at half of the 3rd one, realising that if i found it boring until then, it wouldn't become interesting further on
Ever broken someone's nose? no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: writing
What's your dream job? musician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: produce an album, buy studio stuff
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? no
Ever been in a car accident? no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? i'd tickle it to see where the cum squirts by
Last edited by Darkflame at Oct 15, 2009,
#130
Username: -[NiL]-
Real first name: David
Sex: Hell yeah. Jk, Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Cabala
Nationality: American/Isreali
First vegetable that comes to mind: Okra
Favourite band: Artist - Jason Mraz; Band - Alice in Chains
Favourite guitar player: John Mayer/SRV/Andy Summers
Favourite guitar: All my Martins
Favourite album: Kelly Clarkson - Breakaway/Leona Lewis - Spirit
Best concert you've attended: John Mayer in Nashville. I caught his belt when he tossed it!
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No. I don't really have any desire to go.
Do you drink? Yes.
Do you smoke? Occasionally.
Wacky Baccy? Mhmm.
Ever taken a dump outside? Honestly, never. It's not too late though.
What's the weather like there? Bit Chilly, not too bad though.
Favourite film: Goldfinger. I love Connery's Bond.
Do you give money to hobos? I've made/bought them food before.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Not yet.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Got her a 04 Harley. She'd always wanted one.
Favourite Simpsons character: Side-show Bob.
Are you a virgin? Not for a long time. I had kind of an early start.
Record no. of faps in a day:
Favourite cheese: I'm allergic. Like, deadly.
Ever had a wet dream? Not that I can remember.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: The Cum Omelet.
Favourite animal: Dolphin
Do you live on the coast? Not yet.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): I've been to them all
Favourite author + book: Not sure. Too many to name.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I have a heart and the date of my anniversary with my ex on my chest, and the dog from Duck Hunt on my lower back. Yes, I like them.
Can you lick your elbow? Not a chance.
Last thing you bought: Probably food.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Bitten by a coral snake.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Acoustic, for my own music.
Have you read LOTR? No.
Ever broken someone's nose? Three noses to be exact.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Shopping/singing.
What's your dream job? I'd love to be a multi-platinum pop artist.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: I already have enough money for whatever I want. I'd probably get an even bigger house, idk.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? High, high bridge. No, it wasn't a suicide attempt.
Ever been in a car accident? Nothing severe.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower. I'd be too afraid I'd blow myself up or overdo it with the RPG.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? I'd pray it isn't mine.
Last edited by -[NiL]- at Oct 15, 2009,
#131
Username: Arterial
Real first name: Danny
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic or something
Nationality: Viet/Chinese
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Muse/Gojira
Favourite guitar player: Jason Becker/Paul Gilbert
Favourite guitar: Ibanez PGM301 =)
Favourite album: Not sure
Best concert you've attended: Muse, in Melbourne, 2007.
Tea or coffee: Ice Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? nope
What's the weather like there? Cold..
Favourite film: 300 or something.
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Nothing
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: 4? 5?
Favourite cheese: Tasty/Swiss
Ever had a wet dream? Nope
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: nothing really
Favourite animal: bears
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Japan, for guitars.
Favourite author + book: No one really
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Nope
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: Food from Coles.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Scabies...
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? Sometimes.
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope, but ive kicked a guy in the face twice.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Sex
What's your dream job? Music career
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Guitar-gear!
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Nope
Ever been in a car accident? Nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher..
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Slap someone with it.
#132
Username: joshua122593
Real first name: Josh
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: American/Japanese
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrots
Favourite band: Led Zep
Favourite guitar player: Jimi Hendrix
Favourite guitar: Telecaster
Favourite album: Nevermind
Best concert you've attended: Silversun PUs, Gibson Amphitheater
Tea or coffee: coffee
Ever been to Spain? No, but my ancestors have.
Do you drink? Water? Yes.
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? What?
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Warm.
Favourite film: Star Trek
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Nothing
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: I don't masturbate; it's disgusting
Favourite cheese: mozzarella
Ever had a wet dream? Yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Some guy slipped from his motorcycle
Favourite animal: snake
Do you live on the coast? West coast, brah
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Spain
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Yes. Yes.
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Picks
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: a cold
Clean, overdriven or distorted? clean
Have you read LOTR? what?
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Video games
What's your dream job? idk lolz
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: an american strat
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yes
Ever been in a car accident?no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Remove it.
#133
Username:<
Real first name:john
Sex:male
Religion (or lack thereof):roman catholic
Nationality:USA!!!
First vegetable that comes to mind:cellary
Favourite band:pantera
Favourite guitar player:buckethead
Favourite guitar:bc rich mockingbird. i gotta get one
Favourite album: vulgar display of power
Best concert you've attended: uwe kind
Tea or coffee:tea
Ever been to Spain?no
Do you drink?no
Do you smoke?on occasion
Wacky Baccy?huh?
Ever taken a dump outside?yeah
What's the weather like there?wet
Favourite film:fight club, the prestige, memento, the usual suspects or premonition. im undecided
Do you give money to hobos?no
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?a card
Favourite Simpsons character:marge
Are you a virgin?yes
Record no. of faps in a day:3
Favourite cheese:spicy chedar
Ever had a wet dream?yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:saw a homeless guy get hit by a car
Favourite animal:baboon
Do you live on the coast?no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):chalk zone
Favourite author + book:brave new world, by audius huxley
Any tattoos? Do you like them?no
Can you lick your elbow?no
Last thing you bought:tastycake blueberry pie
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:carpal tunnel or lymes disease
Clean, overdriven or distorted?overdriven
Have you read LOTR?only the hobit
Ever broken someone's nose?no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:archery
What's your dream job?guitar virtuoso
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:a randall half stack
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?yeah, of an 8 foot dock
Ever been in a car accident?no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?fap. then rip it off
all you claiming not to be virgins are liars. no way 4/5 15 year olds on this site have gotten buisy.
-JBSwreckfest
#135
Username: TheReverend724
Real first name: Dylan
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): nihilist, but sinced I was raised Catholic, it can pop up at times
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Potato
Favourite band: uhhh, don't really have one, but I guess AFI or Brand New
Favourite guitar player: Jade Puget
Favourite guitar: Don't have one, I'm mainly a drummer
Favourite album: uhhh either
AFI - Sing the Sorrow
Brand New - Deja Entendu
Daft Punk - Discovery
Weezer - Pinkerton
Best concert you've attended: Mindless Self Indulgence or Streetlight Manifesto
Tea or coffee: Tea, I love Arnold Palmers
Ever been to Spain? nah
Do you drink? on occasion
Do you smoke? not really
Wacky Baccy? lol wat
Ever taken a dump outside? not yet
What's the weather like there? hot, in the desert
Favourite film: End of Evangelion
Do you give money to hobos? yes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I don't recall, it was in January, a little before mine
Favourite Simpsons character: Moe
Are you a virgin? yes
Record no. of faps in a day: I think 3
Favourite cheese: American
Ever had a wet dream? no
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: nothing really
Favourite animal: Does a Lapras count? If not, Penguin
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Japan, Italy or Ireland
Favourite author + book: Ernest Hemingway, and The Catcher in the Rye
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no, they can be cool
Can you lick your elbow? ...no
Last thing you bought: Breakfast burrito at Viva Burrito Co
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Does premature birth count?
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? I read The Hobbit, and I've seen the films
Ever broken someone's nose? no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Playing drums
What's your dream job? Musician (original, I know) or animator
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Evangelion Platinum Edition, or a subwoofer for my car
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? no
Ever been in a car accident? no *knock on wood*
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?
"Looks like it's another one of those days..."
#136
Username: <-------- It's over there.
Real first name: Josiah
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Who the **** knows.
Nationality: American/ Redneck Breyer
First vegetable that comes to mind: Squash (what the ****)
Favourite band: Corrosion of Conformity
Favourite guitar player: Dimebag Darrel
Favourite guitar: Dean '79 Series ML, Cherry Sunburst finish
Favourite album: Deliverance, Corrosion of Conformity
Best concert you've attended: Ozzfest the year that it was free. Lamb of God kicked ass.
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? No, but I'd like to
Do you drink? Not enough
Do you smoke? Occasionally cigs, usually cigars
Wacky Baccy? Too much
Ever taken a dump outside? In the middle of god damn night. Camping, what fun.
What's the weather like there? Ohio. Enough said.
Favourite film: JAWS
Do you give money to hobos if they offer you a blowjob? Depends.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No, but I want to.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? No idea.
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: Jesus, 3? Knee surgery really keeps ya in the house.
Favourite cheese: Any kind except for weird **** like munster.
Ever had a wet dream? Not that I can remember
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Heroin overdose of a kid I partied with at college
Favourite animal: Shark
Do you live on the coast? Ohio. Kill me now.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): California.
Favourite author + book: Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, but plan on getting a **** ton.
Can you lick your elbow? No and I'm not gonna try.
Last gayfuck you bought: Gasoline.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Cut an artery on my left arm when a window broke. Had to be careflighted. It was cool.
Clean, penis, overdriven or distorted? A healthy amount of all three.
Have you penis LOTR? No. Watched the movies though, so that counts, right?
Ever broken someone's nose? Yes.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Billiards
What's If you can read this, you already sucked my dick. your wet dream job? Music producer/record store owner/record label manager
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: 1970 Oldsmobile 442
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Hell yes. 55' into Lake Norris in Tennessee
Ever been in a car accident? No.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher. Flamethrower if we're talking zombies.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare fuck fuck ***** ass bitch testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? What the **** is wrong with you?
Quote by captaincrunk
You are a slave who is looking for a master, and I hope he beats you.

Quote by rmr024
Toaster ovens are fucking amazing, I don't really see where you were going with that...
#137
Username:Astheticsofhate
Real first name:Zane
Sex:Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Any sort of religious description is reactionary to religion itself. Therefore nill.
Nationality: Australian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Donkey
Favourite band:Machine Head, All shall perish, Trivium, Metallica.
Favourite guitar player: At the moment, Chris Storey
Favourite guitar: My dean is amazing
Favourite album:Awaken the dreamers at the moment, otherwise Ascendancy or ...And justice for all.
Best concert you've attended: The Black Crusde - Arch Enemy, Trivium, Machine Head.
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Way to much
Do you smoke? Occasianly, i love clove cigarettes
Wacky Baccy? Excuse me
Ever taken a dump outside? Nah
What's the weather like there? ****ing stupidly hot. Desert ftl.
Favourite film: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Pulp Fiction
Do you give money to hobos? Nah not really.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No, i want to but i have a heart condition that prevents it >.>
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?We went on a trip to Indonesia
Favourite Simpsons character:Moe
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: 3....Fail.
Favourite cheese: Old English
Ever had a wet dream? Yeah couple, one time i was asleep next to my mum when it happened... :|
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Kid get hit by a road train when he was on a dirt bike.
Favourite animal: Walrus! haha, nah maybe like a wombat, they are pretty cool.
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Egypt / South American Myan ruins.
Favourite author + book: Mathew Reily - Six sacred stones.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Yeah. Full right leg done, its a giant colourfull water dragon, Machine Head tattoo on my right shoulder, and a Zombie chained to a wall (Silent Hill the room) on my left arm. Planning for sleeves, just can't afford them at the moment >.>
Can you lick your elbow? Negatory
Last thing you bought: Input cord to record with.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Worst injury, probably breaking my arms in grade 7. I have high blood pressure, and i know it doesn't sound bad, but i've had it since i was 16 and it caused my kidneys and heart to fail and i almost died so THATS probably the worst thing thats happened to me :P
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdrive.
Have you read LOTR? Yeah
Ever broken someone's nose? Lol yeah
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: I do enjoy playing my keyboard, also drumming is quiet enjoyable, I spend alot of my time playing Aion and other such games though, it's alot of fun hanging on vent with buddies and blowing **** up
What's your dream job? My dream job is to be able to live off of my own music, not neccesarily be famous or whatever, but just be able to live comfortable, be able to afford to tour around. Otherwise i'd ****ing love to be an archeologist! Start my first semester in 4 months
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: I'd build a house somewhere, probably Cali. With a **** tonne of rooms and invite all my friends to live with me. Build an awesome recording studio. By all the equipment i could ever need. And never leave my house again.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yeah i went to Hawaii and jumped from quiet a few different spots, awesome fun ^_^
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher, Flame thrower guys always kill their team mates.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Rub it in someones face.
Day after day, love turns gray. Like the skin on a dying man.

I, feel

Cold as a razor blade
Tight as a tourniquet
Dry as a funeral drum


PSN: Allshalperish
Steam ID: Fiesal

Check out my band!
#138
Quote by Beserker
I think this can generate some lulz, so I hope it's not somehow against the rules. I have prepared for you a questionnaire of my own design. Some of the questions are your run-of-the-mill type fare, some are musically related, but I have tried to make the majority of them somewhat unusual or interesting so that it doesn't turn into one of those threads where everyone posts but no one really reads the content.

Feel free to omit any questions if you don't like them.

Username: z_cup_boy
Real first name: melody
Sex: yes please
Religion (or lack thereof): **** IT.
Nationality: american.
First vegetable that comes to mind: bell pepper
Favourite band: Right now I have no idea, but I've always been in love with Nightwish
Favourite guitar player: buckethead
Favourite guitar: white gibson les paul
Favourite album: Century Child
Best concert you've attended:
Tea or coffee: instant coffee dark with one tablespoon creamer and some milk. no sugar.
Ever been to Spain? Nah
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? WACKY TERBACKY FOO
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope
What's the weather like there? fair warm
Favourite film: The Science of Sleep
Do you give money to hobos? Nah. Maybe food.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No :/
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Scarves?
Favourite Simpsons character: Maggie.
Are you a virgin? No.
Record no. of faps in a day: 8
Favourite cheese: oh lawd. So many. Mozzerela is damn good. So is pepper jack.
Ever had a wet dream? Hahahaha yes.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Meh...a car crash :/
Favourite animal: Raccoons!!
Do you live on the coast? Yes!
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Haha all of Europe!
Favourite author + book: George Orwell + 1984
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Nah
Can you lick your elbow? No :/
Last thing you bought: Mayhem shirt
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Swine Flu.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean bitch.
Have you read LOTR? No.
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Researching, composing, exercising.
What's your dream job? Journalist.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: tons of band tees and tickets to a bunch of countries
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? nope
Ever been in a car accident? Nah
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? ROCKET LAUNCHER
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Burn it off.

Yap.
Last edited by Z_cup_boy at Oct 15, 2009,
#139
Username:Ponyexpress
Real first name:Tim
Sex:pretty good i think lololololol female i have pics on my profile male
Religion:Christian
Nationality:I R AMERICA
First vegetable that comes to mindefine "vegetable"
Favourite band:Coheed and Cambria
Favourite guitar player: Paul Gilbert... I suppose
Favourite guitar:not any one in particular I like Fenders, Ibanez, and Jacksons I also perfer guitars with certain features that i like in guitars believe it or not
Favourite album: Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV: No World For Tomorrow
Best concert you've attended:B.B. King/ Buddy Guy concert, twas epic
Tea or coffee:coffee
Ever been to Spain?no but i speak some Spanish
Do you drink?not alot (honestly 1 or 2 drinks a month but that will change when I turn 21
Do you smoke?never plan to
Wacky Baccy? wat
Ever taken a dump outside? when I was a young lad (about 12 or so)
What's the weather like there? I'm sorry were outside I don't know my computer is inside
Favourite film: The Fiction Will See The Real
Do you give money to hobos? I am so poor the hobos give money to me lolololol but I really don't have any money I'm 15
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? nop
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? .... yea present... rihgt.....
Favourite Simpsons character:Homer ftw
Are you a virgin?
Record no. of faps in a day: over 9000 srsly
Favourite cheese: WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE!?!??!?!
Ever had a wet dream? ... wat
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:this one time I went on 4chan... NEVER AGAIN
Favourite animal: Elephant
Do you live on the coast? is New York the coast? (around the albany area)?
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): your sisters cooch lolololol
Favourite author + book: no favorite author Bible for book
Any tattoos? Do you like them?no and yes
Can you lick your elbow? I can lick YOUR elbow
Last thing you bought: my mom got me a sweet laptop today for 100 bucks it was a really sick deal im using right now its my first computer
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:I sprained my ankle once it wuz perty br00tle
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Crushing. Overdrive.
Have you read LOTR?Yes
Ever broken someone's nose?no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:there is more to this world!?!?!?!?!
What's your dream job?rockstar
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: friends
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yup sorta
Ever been in a car accident? nope sorta
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?flamethrowingrocketlauncherbottleopener
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? that depends on wether it was mine or not I would probably sniff it...
#140
Username:timo1
Real first name:Tim
Sex:Male
Religion (or lack thereof):Catholic
Nationality:Filipino
First vegetable that comes to mind:Cabage
Favourite band:Varies. RIght now its Paramore
Favourite guitar player: Jimi Hendrix
Favourite guitar: Grestch White Falcon
Favourite album:Oral Spectacular
Best concert you've attended: Bamboo (it's the only one i've actually been too :P)
Tea or coffee:Tea
Ever been to Spain?No
Do you drink?No
Do you smoke?No
Wacky Baccy?No
Ever taken a dump outside?Sort of
What's the weather like there?Fine
Favourite film: Again, it varies but I like Last Of The Mochians
Do you give money to hobos? If their funny
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Love :P
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart
Are you a virgin?Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 1
Favourite cheese: Anything
Ever had a wet dream? No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Kids In A Sandbox
Favourite animal:idk =\
Do you live on the coast? About 10-15km inland
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Japan
Favourite author + book: I dont read much but the guy who wrote heaier than heaven
Any tattoos? Do you like them?No
Can you lick your elbow?No
Last thing you bought: I forget =\
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: It wasn't the worst I think but I had a pretty bad infection in my leg last month
Clean, overdriven or distorted?Clean
Have you read LOTR?Nope
Ever broken someone's nose? I don't think so o.O
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:
What's your dream job?
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:Photography
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?I went to the small cliff in Jamberoo
Ever been in a car accident?No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?Flamerthrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?
Wonder what to do with it
#141
Username: TunerAddict
Real first name: Colin
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Realist(No clue what happened, and to think we have the answer is just ignorant)
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Broccoli!
Favourite band: lol u mad, can't answer that
Favourite guitar player: George Benson / Yngwie
Favourite guitar: Yngwie Sig Model
Favourite album: Swan Songs *initiate flame shield*
Best concert you've attended: None
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Nope, I prefer to keep my wits about myself
Do you smoke? Nope, I like my lungs. We're buds.
Wacky Baccy? Shiggy Wiggy?
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope
What's the weather like there? Snowing
Favourite film: Psycho or Surf Ninjas
Do you give money to hobos? No...But then again I don't really see them around
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? **** no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Cleaning...
Favourite Simpsons character: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Are you a virgin? Hell yea, jealous?
Record no. of faps in a day: 5?
Favourite cheese: Hate cheese
Ever had a wet dream? 3 times...2 of which on back to back days
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: You don't want to know...
Favourite animal: Dogs
Do you live on the coast? Kinda...A coastal state, although I'm inland a bit.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Iran or Lebanon or Turkey
Favourite author + book: Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Nope, they're alright, just not on me.
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: WoW subscription
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Compartment Syndrome
Clean, overdriven or distorted? All three at different times
Have you read LOTR? Yea
Ever broken someone's nose? Nah
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Soccer or Basketball
What's your dream job? Diplomat to a Middle Eastern country not named Israel
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Travel
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? like the mid height on a 3 height diving board...10ish feet I think
Ever been in a car accident? Nah
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flames
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Profit?
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers

If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#142
Username: namesroverrated
Real first name: Devin
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot (How creative!)
Favourite band: Led Zeppelin
Favourite guitar player: Jimmy Page / Eddie Van Halen / SRV
Favourite guitar: Fender Strat
Favourite album: It changes
Best concert you've attended: Only been to Van Halen and Metallica, and Metallica was more entertaining, although I enjoy Van Halen's music more
Tea or coffee: hate them both
Ever been to Spain? nope
Do you drink? I'm underage...so no
Do you smoke? no
Wacky Baccy? what?
Ever taken a dump outside? I don't think i have actually
What's the weather like there? It rained a few days ago, but it's warmed up again
Favourite film: LOTR, Gladiator, King Kong
Do you give money to hobos? If their signs make me laugh
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Skydiving would be awesome, but I have not
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I don't remember, it was almost a year ago
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer, Comic Book Guy, Dr. Nick
Are you a virgin? yes
Record no. of faps in a day: eh...4 or 5
Favourite cheese: I'm not really a cheese enthusiast, but goat cheese is delicious, and on a sandwich provolone is the best
Ever had a wet dream? nope
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A commercial for this little brush thing girls wrap around their finger to massage their clits.
Favourite animal: Penguin!
Do you live on the coast? Not right on the coast, but pretty close
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): I really want to tour Europe
Favourite author + book: Kurt Vonnegut / Slaughterhouse Five
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No tattoos, don't plan on it
Can you lick your elbow? No, you silly goose!
Last thing you bought: Dress pants, a tie, and a mountain dew t-shirt at Kohl's
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: broke my wrist during a soccer game
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? yessir
Ever broken someone's nose? nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Hanging with friends, drawing
What's your dream job? Obviously being in a band, but what I want to be is a Psychologist
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: An amp that I am not worthy of owning
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? From the high diving board at the city pool!
Ever been in a car accident? not really, I bumped someone's bumper while backing up, but I wasn't even pressing the gas, so there was only a tiny scratch
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower, that way, I could, you know, throw flames
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Stitched there?! The only sensible thing, cut off my hand
Quote by ThinLizzyFan
I love you



Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children
#143
Username: st.stephen
Real first name: Farley
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): None
Nationality: Canada
First vegetable that comes to mind: Sprrouts
Favourite band: Wolf Parade, maybe?
Favourite guitar player: John Frusciante's pretty good I guess, I'm probably not thinking of someone right now.
Favourite guitar: Telecaster? I dunno
Favourite album: In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Best concert you've attended: Bah, NIN was good but so was Dylan
Tea or coffee: Either, black please
Ever been to Spain? I wish
Do you drink? Yeah whenever I feel like it
Do you smoke? No but my dad does
Wacky Baccy? ...
Ever taken a dump outside? All the time
What's the weather like there? Fuckin' rain
Favourite film: Hmmm...
Do you give money to hobos? I would if I had any
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? On the one hand I wish I had on the other I know I am too friggin' chicken to actually ever go through with it.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Are you trying to make me feel bad I can't remember.
Favourite Simpsons character: Meh
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: 3 or 4 I guess
Favourite cheese: Brie!
Ever had a wet dream? Yeah a couple
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Probably parents fighting
Favourite animal: Hmm...unicorns
Do you live on the coast? Kind of, on an island woo.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): South America, or maybe New Zealand.
Favourite author + book: Probably "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Hemingway.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No and indifferent
Can you lick your elbow? Yes
Last thing you bought: Gas, or food at school.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I had Kawasaki's disease when I was like 4 and apparently I could have died but I was blissfully unaware and I also tore my ACL a couple years ago.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Depends on what I feel like playing and what my playing needs.
Have you read LOTR? Yep, tried to read the Silmarillion in grade 6 or 7 and got bored the fuck out of my skull.
Ever broken someone's nose? No.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Writing
What's your dream job? Something that I could enjoy for the rest of my life without pressure with people I love and have a good time with, I haven't discovered a career or even a word that describes that yet though.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A good accountant to do my taxes
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Once or twice.
Ever been in a car accident? Not an accident per se, but when I was little my mom hit another car in the parking lot, and it broke one of our windows.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? If I had to choose, rocket launcher, although I would prefer a nerve gas probably to make sure the poor people didn't suffer.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Lick it.
#144
Username: sharpshootr55
Real first name: Chris
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Religion's not my thing.
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Potato
Favourite band: Bang Camaro or The Darkness
Favourite guitar player: Bryn Bennett, Jade Puget, and Justin Hawkins
Favourite guitar: Gibson Les Paul, Silverburst or Black Beauty
Favourite album: Way too many to name
Best concert you've attended: None
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Wat
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope
What's the weather like there? Wet and cold, possibly snowing
Favourite film: Tie between: Miracle, V for Vendetta, and Lucky Number Slevin
Do you give money to hobos? Nope
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? I wish
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I got her a gift card for a store she liked, this year she wants me to get her Guitar Hero, good thing they are wireless now so she can play from the kitchen ....
Favourite Simpsons character: OJ
Are you a virgin? Sadly
Record no. of faps in a day: 3
Favourite cheese: Cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? I've had dreams about sex, but not a "wet dream" per se
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A kid breaking a femur in half in a hockey game I was playing in
Favourite animal: Penguin! Fuck yeah!
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Scotland or Germany, I'd like to see a lot of Europe truthfully
Favourite author + book: Honestly, Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, want at least one though
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: Gas
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Neurovascular Dystrophy in my chest, as well as multiple concussions from hockey.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? No, Harry Potter ftw!
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Anything to do with hockey, playing, coaching, or reffing.
What's your dream job? Orthopedic Surgeon
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Probably a car, preferably a Camaro SS
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Fap... or ponder why its there, then fap.
DOESN'T REALLY CARE ABOUT RON WILSON
Last edited by sharpshootr55 at Oct 16, 2009,
#145
Since I'm bored...

Username: neidnarb11890
Real first name: Tom
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Lack thereof (atheist)
Nationality: 'Merican
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cucumber
Favourite band: Jawbreaker and/or The Smiths
Favourite guitar player: East Bay Ray and Johnny Marr
Favourite guitar: Rickenbacker 330
Favourite album: 24 Hour Revenge Therapy by Jawbreaker
Best concert you've attended: Mostly local shows, nothing stands out as particularly great.
Tea or coffee: Coffee, black
Ever been to Spain? No, but I'd like to.
Do you drink? Nope.
Do you smoke? Nope.
Wacky Baccy? que?
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope.
What's the weather like there? Right now, cold and rainy
Favourite film: Star Wars IV-VI
Do you give money to hobos? If I have spare change in my pocket.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A card. >_>
Favourite Simpsons character: Lisa
Are you a virgin? Yep.
Record no. of faps in a day: Five
Favourite cheese: American
Ever had a wet dream? Yes, on two occasions.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Hmm. Off the top of my head, I'm not sure.
Favourite animal: Penguin
Do you live on the coast? Yes, East
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Europe
Favourite author + book: Hamlet by Ill Will Shakespeare
Any tattoos? Do you like them? None
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: Coffee
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Fractured arm
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean
Have you read LOTR? Yes. In fact, I've completed The Hobbit and the first two LOTR books twice.
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Reading
What's your dream job? Musician or writer (neither will ever happen )
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a Rickenbacker 330
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Nope
Ever been in a car accident? A minor one, yes.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Switchblade preferred.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Probably have a heart attack.
#146
Username: Thenextkirk92
Real first name: Jesse
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): None
Nationality: New Zealander
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrots
Favourite band: Lamb of God
Favourite guitar player: Willie Adler
Favourite guitar: Gibson Explorer
Favourite album: Black Holes and Revelations
Best concert you've attended: Airbourne
Tea or coffee: Neither
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Raining, 9 degrees celcius
Favourite film:
Do you give money to hobos? No, lazy ****s
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A rose for the garden
Favourite Simpsons character: Don't like Simpsons
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: Ones enough.
Favourite cheese: Cows Cheese
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A dog being hit by a bus
Favourite animal: Probably Dogs
Do you live on the coast? Close
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): England
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Tower Burger from KFC
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: H1N1 Virus
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? Once with a Rugby ball
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Halo 3
What's your dream job? Halo Pro Circuit (Come on. You get $200000 from sponsors)
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Decent Car.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? 15 High Dive
Ever been in a car accident? Fender Benders
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Rub it in someones face.
edgy meems only friendo :^)
#147
Username: DEFLEPPETTYCHIK
Real first name: BRITTANY
Sex: FEMALE
Religion (or lack thereof): CHRISTIAN
Nationality: AMERICAN
First vegetable that comes to mind: CARROT
Favourite band: DEF LEPPARD and SHINEDOWN
Favourite guitar player: DAVE MUSTAINE
Favourite guitar: GIBSON X-PLORER
Favourite album: SOUND OF MADNESS-SHINEDOWN
Best concert you've attended: SADLY I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A CONCERT
Tea or coffee: COFFEE
Ever been to Spain? NOPE
Do you drink? NOPE
Do you smoke? NAHHHHH
Wacky Baccy? WAFFLES!
Ever taken a dump outside? UMMMM NOOOOO
What's the weather like there? GAY
Favourite film: INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE
Do you give money to hobos? I DID ONCE
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? NEVER EVER EVER EVR
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? IDR
Favourite Simpsons character: SPIDER PIG
Are you a virgin? YES
Record no. of faps in a day: UM WHATS THAT?
Favourite cheese: PARMSIAN
Ever had a wet dream? HAHA =]
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: 2 GIRLS 1 CUP
Favourite animal: ASIAN SEA OTTER
Do you live on the coast? NAH
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): ENGLAND
Favourite author + book: HERIONE DIARIES: NIKKI SIXX
Any tattoos? Do you like them? NONE YET
Can you lick your elbow? HAHA NO
Last thing you bought: PAPA ROACH'S METAMORPHOSIS ALBUM
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: BROKEN COLLAR BONE
Clean, overdriven or distorted? OVER DRIVE!!!!
Have you read LOTR? HUH?
Ever broken someone's nose? NOPE
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: DOING STUPID CRAP WITH FRIENDS
What's your dream job? ROCKSTAR
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: CORRVETTE
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? NOPE!
Ever been in a car accident? YUP
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? FLAMETHROWER
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? I WOULD WONDER WHO'S IT WAS AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW IT GOT THERE IN THE 1ST PLACE THEN I'D GO TO THE DR. AND GET IT REMOVED AND I'D GIVE IT BACK TO ITS OWNER. LOLZ
"I'm too weird to live but much too rare to die.."

RIP Jimmy Sullivan<3
#148
Username: Alex Vik
Real first name: Alex
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Lutheran
Nationality: Norwegian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Metallica
Favourite guitar player: James Hetfield
Favourite guitar: Ibanez Destroyer
Favourite album: Ride The Lightning
Best concert you've attended: None (I've attended one concert, and the sound sucked)
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Nope
Do you smoke? Nope
Wacky Baccy? Nope
Ever taken a dump outside? Once, because I was locked out of my house.
What's the weather like there? Rainy
Favourite film: Blazing Saddles
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I don't know
Favourite Simpsons character: Lenny
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 5
Favourite cheese: American
Ever had a wet dream? Duh.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Dunno
Favourite animal: Cat
Do you live on the coast? Not really
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): California
Favourite author + book: None
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Nope
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: 2 liter bottle of Sprite, chocolate chip cookies, butterscotch krimpets, and a gallon of chocolate milk
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I fractured my left wrist
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Depends on what's needed.
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Bass and singing
What's your dream job? Bassist or guitarist in a band, or a session musician.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A Peavey 6505+, Roland JC-90, Ibanez Destroyer, and Fender Jazz bass, all from the same store.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Yell "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
#149
Username: guitarmaniac182
Real first name: Joel
Sex: Dude
Religion (or lack thereof): Chrisitan, but not very strong.
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: blink-182
Favourite guitar player: Hendrix
Favourite guitar: Schecter Damien
Favourite album: Doppleganger by The Fall of Troy
Best concert you've attended: blink-182
Tea or coffee: neither
Ever been to Spain? Nope.
Do you drink? Nope.
Do you smoke? Gross.
Wacky Baccy? Nope.
Ever taken a dump outside? Can't say that I have...
What's the weather like there? Freezing cold.
Favourite film: Saving Private Ryan.
Do you give money to hobos? No.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? I wish!
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Gift card.
Favourite Simpsons character: Moe haha.
Are you a virgin? Yep.
Record no. of faps in a day: hahaha
Favourite cheese: lactose intolerant, FTW!
Ever had a wet dream? Nope.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Some guy gettin beat up in the hall at school, senior year of HS.
Favourite animal: Penguins FTW!
Do you live on the coast? No I live smack in the middle of North America.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Australia.
Favourite author + book: Idk...fave book is To Kill a Mockingbird.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No tats at the moment.
Can you lick your elbow? No.
Last thing you bought: The Fall of Troy's new CD, its rad!
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Broken rib.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted, but clean is cool.
Have you read LOTR? Each and every one.
Ever broken someone's nose? On accident.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Video games.
What's your dream job? Music producer.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Some awesome guitars.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? no
Ever been in a car accident? no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? FLAMES!!!
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Show it off to the ladies!
#150
Username: IbanezRGS
Real first name: John
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Catholic
Nationality: Canadian - German
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: *I have alot of variation
Favourite guitar player: Paul Gilbert
Favourite guitar: My Syn custom
Favourite album: Alot.
Best concert you've attended: Green Day concert, gonna be hard to top that one.
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Rarely
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? ???
Ever taken a dump outside? Outhouses count?
What's the weather like there? Snowing.
Favourite film: Don't watch many movies.
Do you give money to hobos? Rarely
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Can't remember
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 4
Favourite cheese: Parmasean
Ever had a wet dream? No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Necrphilia in action
Favourite animal: Bunneh =)
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Oakland, CA
Favourite author + book: Anthony Horowitz.- dunno
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Guitar world mag.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Bronchitis.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? All of the mentioned
Have you read LOTR? ???
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: There's more to life?
What's your dream job? Studio, live musician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: everything.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yup
Ever been in a car accident? almost a few times
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Both
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Breakfast.
CALL ME JOHN

MARSHALL JCM 2000 Amp head/Cab
White Synyster Custom 1/100
Rest of my rig on my profile!


Don't acknowledge right, just dwell on...


...Wrong.



This spot in Hell...


...Is where I belong
#151
Username: jsaatsaz
Real first name: Jeremy
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Green Beans
Favourite band: Nirvana
Favourite guitar player: John Mayer
Favourite guitar: Telecaster
Favourite album: John Mayer: The Village Sessions
Best concert you've attended: Kiss
Tea or coffee: Both
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? Yes
Wacky Baccy? What?
Ever taken a dump outside? Yea
What's the weather like there? Wet and mild.
Favourite film: The Village
Do you give money to hobos? Yea
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Don't remember...
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer, of course.
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: 6
Favourite cheese: Smoked Gouda
Ever had a wet dream? Yea
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Two Girls, One Cup.
Favourite animal: Elephant
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Mt. Fuji, Japan.
Favourite author + book: Don't have one.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? None.
Can you lick your elbow? Almost
Last thing you bought: Coffee
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Unknown stomach condition. Puked 156 times in 4 weeks.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean
Have you read LOTR? All of them.
Ever broken someone's nose? Yea
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Walking
What's your dream job? Touring Musician/Music Teacher
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Take a trip to Japan.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yea
Ever been in a car accident? Yea
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Have it removed.
'64 Fender Telecaster
'08 Epiphone Prophecy EM-2
'06 Epiphone Les Paul-100
'08 Squier Strat Mini
'03 Ibanez AEG10
'90 Yamaha FG730S
'31 Kay Archkraft
#152
Username: xaviergray
Real first name: James
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Christiagnostic? (If there were an "it's complicated" option for religions, that'd be me)
Nationality: Canadian
First vegetable that comes to mind: A carrot with a face from the old 5-a-day cartoons they'd show in elementary school
Favourite band: Radiohead, Tool, and The Mars Volta are the only bands I still listen to on a regular bassist, the rest is electronic
Favourite guitar player: Fredrik Thordendal, Marten Hagstrom, Adam Jones or Omar Rodriguez-Lopez
Favourite guitar: ESPs
Favourite album: Uh... hmm... DrukQs by Aphex Twin, or Kid A by Radiohead, I honestly can't decide
Best concert you've attended: TobyMac (flameshield) puts on a kickass live show. I haven't seen too many well-known acts play besides him, though.
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? yep
Do you smoke? nope
Wacky Baccy? nope
Ever taken a dump outside? No, but I know a kid that did it out behind the middle school back in grade 9 and got expelled. I don't foresee any girlfriends in his future
What's the weather like there? Schizophrenic
Favourite film: Honestly, I have no idea
Do you give money to hobos? Food sometimes, never money
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no, I'd love to skydive
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I can't remember
Favourite Simpsons character: Groundskeeper Willie
Are you a virgin? yep
Record no. of faps in a day: I haven't counted, 2 or 3?
Favourite cheese: Parmesan is the meal for me, not the accessory
Ever had a wet dream? ...Once.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Someone "speaking in tongues"
Favourite animal: frogs
Do you live on the coast? yeah
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Your mum's cooch... whilst in Germany
Favourite author + book: Mark Z. Danielewski's "House of Leaves"
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Nope
Can you lick your elbow? I cannot accomplish the impossible
Last thing you bought: Crack the Skye
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Vasovagal Syncope (dizzy spells that like to kick in at the worst possible time, such as playing trumpet in an ensemble in concert)
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean
Have you read LOTR? Nope
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: (I haven't touched the guitar in ages) Producing downtempo, ambient, and breakcore; playing piano; running; working out
What's your dream job? Producer of electronic music on a label (dream is the key word here)
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Hookers and a Yamaha GX1
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? 5 metres (hXc motherfucker)
Ever been in a car accident? no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? I'd tell the Pit about it.
Last edited by xaviergray at Mar 21, 2010,
#153
Username: RMC06
Real first name: Rey
Sex:Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic
Nationality: American of Mexican descent
First vegetable that comes to mind: potatoes
Favourite band: Dave Matthews Band
Favourite guitar player: Dave Matthews
Favourite guitar: Gibson ES 335
Favourite album: Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds Live at Luther College
Best concert you've attended: Los Tigres Del Norte
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? only tobacco
Wacky Baccy? nope
Ever taken a dump outside?yes
What's the weather like there?chilly
Favourite film:Tombstone
Do you give money to hobos?Rarely
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? one of those chocoalte boxes
Favourite Simpsons character: Bee man
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day: about 7 I think
Favourite cheese: swiss
Ever had a wet dream? yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: I saw a dead body in the middle of the road
Favourite animal:parrots
Do you live on the coast? about half an hour away
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Italy
Favourite author + book: no author preference, Adventure in the Paradoxical
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no, and no
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: beer and cigarrettes
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: broke my ankle, had swine flu
Clean, overdriven or distorted? distorted
Have you read LOTR? nope
Ever broken someone's nose? almost
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: golf
What's your dream job? world famous musician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: pay off student loans
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? nope
Ever been in a car accident? yes 2
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? get that **** removed
#154
Username: Blockfour
Real first name: Laura
Sex: Female
Religion (or lack thereof): Lutheran
Nationality: US of A
First vegetable that comes to mind: Asparagus
Favourite band: I really don't know. Relient K?
Favourite guitar player: Brian Ross
Favourite guitar: idk, probably a Strat.
Favourite album: III
Best concert you've attended: I'll get back with you next week
Tea or coffee: Both
Ever been to Spain? YES!
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Um
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes
What's the weather like there? Dark, wet, and cold
Favourite film: Star Wars
Do you give money to hobos? No, not generally
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No, I want to skydive but you'll never get me to bungee jump
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Wine and cheese
Favourite Simpsons character: idk, I've never watched it much *shrugs*.
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: Today, none yet.
Favourite cheese: Smoked gouda
Ever had a wet dream? No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Guy died at my work.
Favourite animal: Snake
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Disneyland? idk.
Favourite author + book: JK Rowling, Harry Potter.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? None yet but very soon. Yes I like them .
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Burritos for dinner.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Chipped cartilage in my knee.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? Yes, once. I can't get through it again. I've tried.
Ever broken someone's nose? Yes in second grade playing volleyball
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Scuba diving
What's your dream job? Flipping burgers
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a house.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Wonder what I'd done the night before.
#155

Username: The4thHorsemen
Real first name: Jason
Sex: yes please (male)
Religion (or lack thereof): agnostic
Nationality: plain old white american
First vegetable that comes to mind: i know banana is not a vegetable, but…
Favourite band: I refuse to answer that question because I can't
Favourite guitar player: maybe Paul Gilbert? not sure
Favourite guitar: probably a PRS
Favourite album: see my answer to favorite band.
Best concert you've attended: um... Trans Siberian Orchestra.
Tea or coffee: coffee
Ever been to Spain? nope
Do you drink? yes
Do you smoke? some
Wacky Baccy? no
Ever taken a dump outside? yes, when camping
What's the weather like there? the humidity makes the hot really hot and the cold really cold
Favourite film: FANBOYS!
Do you give money to hobos? no, because I have no money
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? i don't remember, so probably something stupid
Favourite Simpsons character: Flanders
Are you a virgin? yes
Record no. of faps in a day: lost count at 14
Favourite cheese: pepperjack
Ever had a wet dream? only a few, i guess i fap too much
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: My friend having a seizure while playing gears of war
Favourite animal: Siberian Hunting Spider
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit: you mum's cooch?
Favourite author + book: tough one... I guess Frank Herbert / the Dune series
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no, they're ok
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: 22 awg wire, an assortment pack of LEDs and a PCB
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: hit my head once when I was little, had like 8 stitches
Clean, overdriven or distorted? distorted
Have you read LOTR? yes
Ever broken someone's nose? no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: computer stuff / electronicx
What's your dream job? i don't even know
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A custom guitar, badass tube amp
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yes
Ever been in a car accident? no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? freak the hell out and rip it off.
#156
Username: amaranth_todd
Real first name: Alison
Sex: Female
Religion (or lack thereof): Athiest
Nationality: Australian
First vegetable that comes to mind:
Favourite band: The Gathering
Favourite guitar player: John McGeoch
Favourite guitar: the one I own
Favourite album: Souvenirs - The Gathering
Best concert you've attended: The Wiggles when I was 4
Tea or coffee: TEA FTW!
Ever been to Spain? Nah.
Do you drink? No.
Do you smoke? No.
Wacky Baccy? Nein.
Ever taken a dump outside? Ya.
What's the weather like there? Sunny, then rainy, then sunny again.
Favourite film: Sweeney Todd.
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No, but I'd like to.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Chocolate.
Favourite Simpsons character: None.
Are you a virgin? Yes.
Record no. of faps in a day: ...2.
Favourite cheese: ALL OF THEM
Ever had a wet dream? AHAHAHA no.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Fatal car accident when I was 5.
Favourite animal: Birds. All of them.
Do you live on the coast? No.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Holland/Netherlands.
Favourite author + book: Can't choose a favourite.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No. They're ok within reason.
Can you lick your elbow? Almost.
Last thing you bought: Reeds for my saxophone.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1208416 or the haematoma on my leg.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Depends on my mood.
Have you read LOTR? No, but I would like to.
Ever broken someone's nose? Almost.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Piano?
What's your dream job? Session musician or surgeon.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A grand piano. And a house to fit it in
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Not really.
Ever been in a car accident? Yup.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Proceed to find the owner of the testicle.
#157
Username: ratmblink123
Real first name: Xander
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: White/American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Green Day
Favourite guitar player: Many
Favourite guitar: Fender Stratocaster
Favourite album: Dude Ranch, Insomniac
Best concert you've attended: Blink-182
Tea or coffee: Depends.
Ever been to Spain? Nope.
Do you drink? Nope.
Do you smoke? Nope.
Wacky Baccy? ...?
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope.
What's the weather like there? Sunny. Was raining yesterday.
Favourite film: Many.
Do you give money to hobos? Not usually. There was this one guy in Santa Barbara who did backflips for a dollar so I gave him a dollar.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Gift card.
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart
Are you a virgin? Yes.
Record no. of faps in a day: 3
Favourite cheese: Many.
Ever had a wet dream? Who hasn't?
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Hm. Dunno.
Favourite animal:
Do you live on the coast? Yep.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): East Coast.
Favourite author + book: The Shining.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Nope, but maybe in the future.
Can you lick your elbow? Nope.
Last thing you bought: Taco Bell.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Pneumonia, Mono, Tendinitis of the wrist.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? All of the above.
Have you read LOTR? Yep.
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Writing.
What's your dream job? Producer, performer.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: New amp, record studio.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes.
Ever been in a car accident? Nope.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Scream.
ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

BEDBUGS
#158
Username: Move a little to the left
Real first name: None of your business
Sex: M
Religion (or lack thereof): None of the above
Nationality: of almost pure German descent
First vegetable that comes to mind: Broccoli
Favourite band: Boston?
Favourite guitar player: Buckethead...maybe Gilbert as favorite "teacher"
Favourite guitar: Anything Jackson/Charvel with an unfinished neck.
Favourite album: None
Best concert you've attended: Asia and Yes...very impressive
Tea or coffee: Neither...maybe coffee
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Love beer, not a huge fan of alcohol
Do you smoke? Pass on the tobacco
Wacky Baccy? Why not?
Ever taken a dump outside? Probably
What's the weather like there? Comfortable
Favourite film: Halloween........maybe Halloween II
Do you give money to hobos? Rarely
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No, you offering?
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Don't remember
Favourite Simpsons character: Flanders
Are you a virgin? No, I routinely knock up random girls and flee the country to avoid child support. Then I reenter the country with a new alias.
Record no. of faps in a day: Do these questions get stranger? Just like how I don't keep a log of ****ting outside, I don't count that either.
Favourite cheese: Provolne...Swiss..Cheddar..too many choices.
Ever had a wet dream? Yeah, they get stranger. Nope.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Saw a kid get his faced smashed into concrete.
Favourite animal: Liger....they're huge.
Do you live on the coast? No, hate beach hippies
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Germany
Favourite author + book: Edgar Rice Burroughs
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Saving for a big one
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: Food
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: None really.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted with a little reverb
Have you read LOTR? Nope
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Making money is nice.
What's your dream job? Making sure every minute of my life is free.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Mountain house and personal assisstant
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yeah, check to see where the rocks are first
Ever been in a car accident? Yeah, what a waste of time.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Jerry Springer, I guess. Anything that makes cash.
#159
Username: the_jackyl
Real first name: Jeff
Sex: M
Religion (or lack thereof): atheist
Nationality: USA! USA!
First vegetable that comes to mind: onions. They're great in everything.
Favourite band: NoMeansNo
Favourite guitar player: Josh Homme
Favourite guitar: The one that I own
Favourite album: Can't choose
Best concert you've attended: NIN
Tea or coffee: neither
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? On occasion. I can't buy alcohol right now...no reason...
Do you smoke? no
Wacky Baccy? no
Ever taken a dump outside? yes
What's the weather like there? right now? chilly
Favorite film: No Country For Old Men
Do you give money to hobos? No, but mostly because I'm broke myself
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no thanks
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? We haven't spoken in 6 or 7 years
Favorite Simpsons character: I'm not really into that show
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day: 2
Favourite cheese: I can't have cheese anymore, but it used to be mozzarella
Ever had a wet dream? not that I'm aware of
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: *shrug*
Favorite animal: don't care
Do you live on the coast? not anymore
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Canada
Favorite author + book: I don't read enough anymore
Any tattoos? Do you like them? tattoos are dumb
Can you lick your elbow? why would I want to?
Last thing you bought: groceries?
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: nothing too bad so far...
Clean, overdriven or distorted? whatever is appropriate to the music
Have you read LOTR? twice
Ever broken someone's nose? no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: piano
What's your dream job? honestly? play rock 'n' roll
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: move the **** out of America
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? a "large height"? and no
Ever been in a car accident? not with another car
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? start a book club
#160
Username: RU Experienced?
Real first name: Kevin
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic Atheist
Nationality: Italian, Russian, and German
First vegetable that comes to mind: Potato
Favourite band: The Allman Brothers Band at the moment
Favourite guitar player: Jimi Hendrix or David Gilmour
Favourite guitar: Fender Stratocaster
Best concert you've attended: Iron Maiden A Matter of Life & Death tour
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? All the time
What's the weather like there? Cold, rainy, and all around miserable
Do you give money to hobos? Depends on the hobo and their sets of skills
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A Starbucks gift card (at her request, I hate buying people gift cards), and an expensive light jacket mabob.
Favourite Simpsons character: Apu
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: I can't remember, probably 3-4
Favourite cheese: Gouda
Ever had a wet dream? Sure, I've had a couple
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: I can't recall anything in particular off the top of my head. In recent history the police didn't handle the G20 riots very well.
Favourite animal: Any species of tiger or a Red Panda
Do you live on the coast? Nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):
Favourite author + book: Tim O'Brien Going After Cacciato
Any tattoos? Do you like them?None
Can you lick your elbow?No
Last thing you bought: Steamed pork dumplings and chicken lo mein
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Broken nose, Screwed the ligaments in my shoulder when it popped out
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean
Have you read LOTR? Started reading it over the summer, lost interest
Ever broken someone's nose? Not to my knowledge
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Any outdoors activity really (snowboarding, ATV'ing, Jet ski, hiking, etc.)
What's your dream job? One with no deadlines
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Probably a nice condo
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yessir
Ever been in a car accident? Nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Check my nut sack to make sure it's not mine.