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#161
Username: Ur all $h1t
Real first name: Paddy
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): No Religion
Nationality: Irish
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Brand New
Favourite guitar player: Eric Clapton
Favourite guitar: Fender Telecaster
Favourite album: The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me
Best concert you've attended: Oxegen festival 2008
Tea or coffee: Coffee all the way
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? Occasionally
Wacky Baccy? Occasionally
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Boring
Favourite film: Red Dragon
Do you give money to hobos? I feed them instead.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I sent her and Dad on a weekend away
Favourite Simpsons character: Moe
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: 3?
Favourite cheese: Edam
Ever had a wet dream? Not to my knowledge
Favourite animal: Lemur
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit: Cuba
Favourite author + book: Issac Asimov
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Not yet
Can you lick your elbow? I doubt it
Last thing you bought: A bag of chips (french fries to you yanks)
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean
Have you read LOTR? Yes
Ever broken someone's nose? I don't think so
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Swimming
What's your dream job? Clinical Neuropsychologist
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Invest it sensibly
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Get it removed
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#162
Username: music_mike
Real first name: Michael
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Spiritual but not religious
Nationality: German/Irish/American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Brocolli
Favourite band: Right now, Three Days Grace
Favourite guitar player: Satch
Favourite guitar: Gibson Les Paul
Favourite album: Californication
Best concert you've attended: Red Dirt Roundup
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Sometimes
Do you smoke? Sometimes
Wacky Baccy? Not anymore
Ever taken a dump outside? Yeah
What's the weather like there? Cool but nice
Favourite film: The original Bram Stoker's Dracula
Do you give money to hobos? Depends
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No but I want to
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Some painting stuff she wanted
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: 7
Favourite cheese: Wisconsin Cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? Yeah
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A guy who committed suicide
Favourite animal: Tarantula
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): London or Dublin
Favourite author + book: Mario Puzo "The Godfather"
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Tons and yeah I like them.
Can you lick your elbow? Nope, but never really tried.
Last thing you bought: Soap, deodorant, water, rubbing alcohol
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Chlamydia
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? No but I've seen the movies
Ever broken someone's nose? Yeah, not intentionally though.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Getting tattooed
What's your dream job? Tattoo artist
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A house and a new car
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? From a high dive
Ever been in a car accident? Yeah
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flame thrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Get a pair of scissors and cut the stitches and pull it off then find out who's it was and why its was removed and stitched to my hand
#163
Username: speakers
Real first name: Reid
Sex: male
Religion (or lack thereof): nothing really..
Nationality:Australia
First vegetable that comes to mind: carrot
Favourite band: Set Your Goals
Favourite guitar player: can't choose
Favourite guitar: ESP LTD
Favourite album: mutiny- set your goals
Best concert you've attended: soundwaves 2008
Tea or coffee: coffe
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? yeah
Do you smoke? when drinking
Wacky Baccy? sometimes
Ever taken a dump outside? yeah when my brother was in the toilet
What's the weather like there? good
Favourite film: ummm probaly american pie 1 and 2
Do you give money to hobos? yeah
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? can't remember
Favourite Simpsons character: quimby
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day: 5 or 6
Favourite cheese: tasty
Ever had a wet dream? no
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: girls throwing up etc.
Favourite animal: dog (boxer)
Do you live on the coast? yeah bra
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): snow
Favourite author + book: fear and loathing: las vegas. hunter s
Any tattoos? Do you like them? love heart near groin, smily face on bum.
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: coke
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: nothing
Clean, overdriven or distorted? distorted brutalz
Have you read LOTR? yeah
Ever broken someone's nose? nah
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: rape
What's your dream job? sports journalist or muscian
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: house
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yeha
Ever been in a car accident? no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? macgyver use no weapon
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? fap
Yours Sincerely,


Dr. Speakers
#164
Username:skaterskagg1
Real first name:Ben
Sex:male
Religion (or lack thereof):Christian
Nationality:American
First vegetable that comes to mind:Broccoli
Favourite band:Led Zeppelin
Favourite guitar player:Three way tie between Paul Gilbert, Jason Becker and Jimmy Page
Favourite guitar:Les Paul
Favourite album:Physical Graffiti
Best concert you've attended:As I Lay Dying
Tea or coffee:Tea
Ever been to Spain?No
Do you drink?Not anymore
Do you smoke?Not anymore
Wacky Baccy?Wat?
Ever taken a dump outside?Several times
What's the weather like there?Cold
Favourite filmead Man
Do you give money to hobos?Hell no
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?Card and flowers
Favourite Simpsons characteron't watch Simpsons
Are you a virgin?No
Record no. of faps in a day:Probably 4
Favourite cheese:Cheddar
Ever had a wet dream?Yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:A curbing
Favourite animalog
Do you live on the coast?No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):Russia
Favourite author + book:Alexandre Dumas The Count of Monte Cristo
Any tattoos? Do you like them?No, no
Can you lick your elbow?No
Last thing you bought:Vanilla Coke
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:Broken nose
Clean, overdriven or distorted?Mildly distorted
Have you read LOTR?No, I have read The Hobbit though
Ever broken someone's nose?My own.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:Reading
What's your dream job?Astrophysicist
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:An Aston Martin and a Triumph
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?No
Ever been in a car accident?No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?Rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?Rip it off
#165
Username: ProphetsSong
Real first name: Tanner
Sex: Male
Nationality: America
First vegetable that comes to mind: Corn
Favourite band: Queen
Favourite guitar player: Brian May
Favourite guitar: Red Special
Favourite album: A Day at the Races
Best concert you've attended: Queen + Paul Rodgers
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? Well, when I was 3 and shat in the ocean
What's the weather like there? Rainy
Favourite film: Gran Torino
Do you give money to hobos? Nah
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Both
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Forgot
Favourite Simpsons character: Comic Book Guy
Are you a virgin? Only 13, so... yes ):
Record no. of faps in a day: Lost count
Favourite cheese: Mozzarella
Ever had a wet dream? Yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Hitler masturbating on Llama's while licking a dog's asshole
Favourite animal: Cats
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Tokyo or London
Favourite author + book: That's a hard one... The Hitchhiker's Guide series by Douglas Adams
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, but I want a tattoo of the Queen Crest
Can you lick your elbow? Yes
Last thing you bought: Clannad Season 2 Vol. 1
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Some heart disease
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdrive w/ Treble Booster
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? Yes
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Singing
What's your dream job? Guitarist
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A Few Vox AC30 amps
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes
Ever been in a car accident? Sorta
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Get it taken off
#166
Username: BTKA
Real first name: Neilybob
Sex: Mail
Religion (or lack thereof): Church of Joe
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cucumber
Favourite band: Guns n Roses (old)
Favourite guitar player: Slash
Favourite guitar: Les Paul
Favourite album: Appeitate for destruction
Best concert you've attended: Download 2009
Tea or coffee: T
Ever been to Spain? Yep
Do you drink? Yep
Do you smoke? Nope
Wacky Baccy? Nope
Ever taken a dump outside? Yep
What's the weather like there? Sunny but only about 10oC
Favourite film: Unbreakable
Do you give money to hobos? Nope
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No but want to
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? 10cc album and flowers
Favourite Simpsons character: Aerosmith
Are you a virgin? Nope
Record no. of faps in a day: 6
Favourite cheese: Yellow
Ever had a wet dream? ......yep
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Riots at Reading Fest 2007
Favourite animal: Dog
Do you live on the coast? Nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): The rockies in Canadian for Christmas
Favourite author + book: Heavy metal (its sort of a comic really)
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Nope but am thinking of get one for next birthday
Can you lick your elbow? Ouch that hurt......nope
Last thing you bought: Cadburys Creme egg, it lasted seconds!
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Hook stanley knife through hand
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted FTW
Have you read LOTR? Nope
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Mountain biking
What's your dream job? Millionaire
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Gibson les paul and a wall of Marshall amps
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yep
Ever been in a car accident? Nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? how do you know I haven't!!
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PRS Angelus SE Custom

Korg Pandora effect unit (for practising)
Slash CryBaby
Blackstar HT-5
Korg RC2 Looooooper
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#167
Username:
Boreamor

Real first name:
Ross

Sex:
Male

Religion (or lack thereof):
Atheist

Nationality:
Scottish

First vegetable that comes to mind:
Lettuce

Favourite band:
At the moment, Florence and the Machine

Favourite guitar player:
Matt Bellamy

Favourite guitar:
Les Paul

Favourite album:
The Wall - Pink Floyd

Best concert you've attended:
Black Stone Cherry - Manchester Apollo
Sonisphere - Knebworth

Tea or coffee:
Tea

Ever been to Spain?
Unfortunately

Do you drink?
Yeah

Do you smoke?
No

Wacky Baccy?
No

Ever taken a dump outside?
Nope

What's the weather like there?
Cold

Favourite film:
V For Vendetta

Do you give money to hobos?
I have once or twice

Ever bungy jumped or skydived?
No and never will

What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?
Flowers and tidied the house.

Favourite Simpsons character:
Moleman

Are you a virgin?
Nope

Record no. of faps in a day:
5

Favourite cheese:
Brie

Ever had a wet dream?
Not that I know of

Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:
Car crash or someone breaking their neck in a mosh pit

Favourite animal?
Fox

Do you live on the coast?
No

Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):
Japan

Favourite author + book:
Robert Jordan/James Patterson - Author
Book - Lord of the Rings series

Any tattoos? Do you like them?
No and I hate them.

Can you lick your elbow?
Not my own no.

Last thing you bought:
Food

Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:
Broken arm

Clean, overdriven or distorted?
Depends on what for.

Have you read LOTR?
Yeah it's my favourite series.

Ever broken someone's nose?
Nope

Favourite pasttime other than guitar and fapping:
Gaming

What's your dream job?
Sound Engineer/Producer or musician

First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:
Tell everyone. Then go buy a macbook pro, Logic Pro 9, etc.

Ever jumped into the water from a large height?
Uhm, I think about 20 or 30ft? Scared me shitless.

Ever been in a car accident?
Not a major one

Flamethrower or rocket launcher?
Flame thrower.

And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?
Scream then take the stitches out
#168
Username: Myevilside
Real first name: Sam
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic
Nationality: English
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrott
Favourite band: Rammstein
Favourite guitar player: Joe satriani
Favourite guitar: Ibanez RG
Favourite album: ...And justice for all
Best concert you've attended: Leeds festival 08
Tea or coffee: Neither
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Sometimes. Only vodka though
Do you smoke? Nope
Wacky Baccy? Nope
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope
What's the weather like there? Grey
Favourite film: Life of brian
Do you give money to hobos? No.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? CD i think
Favourite Simpsons character: Lisa
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 3
Favourite cheese: Boursin
Ever had a wet dream? Once, when little.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: /b/ nuff said
Favourite animal: Dolphin
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Germany
Favourite author + book: Eoin colfer, Airman
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, hate them.
Can you lick your elbow? No.
Last thing you bought: COD modern warfare 2
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:Well, i had to be resuscitated when i was born, otherwise, i've been pretty lucky.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdrive
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Thinking
What's your dream job? Guitarist, like most people here i think.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Go to a music shop.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?Not really
Ever been in a car accident? Not a bad one.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flame thrower.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?Slap myself (with the other hand)
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#169
Username: Emilyyy.
Real first name: Emily..funnily enough
Sex: Female
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Mumford and Sons
Favourite guitar: My fender electro acoustic
Favourite album: Sunny Side Up - Paolo Nutini
Best concert you've attended: James Morrison at the O2!
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? Yes
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Sunny, but cold
Favourite film: How to be
Do you give money to hobos? Yes, I always feel bad for them
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A ticket to Jools Holland
Favourite Simpsons character: Nahhh
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: Pardon?
Favourite cheese: Mild chedder
Ever had a wet dream? All the time
Favourite animal: Monkeys
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): LA
Favourite author + book: I Capture The Castle by Dodie Smith
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Nope and nope
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: A new tv and a bottle of lucozade
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Umm, does appendicitis count?
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? No
What's your dream job? Forensic psychologist babbby!
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a house, new car and Rpattz.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Nooo, scared of heights
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Neither
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Probably cry.
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
#170
Username:1avatar328
Real first name:Erick
Sex:Male
Religion (or lack thereof):Agnostic
Nationality:American
First vegetable that comes to mind:Carrot
Favourite band:Metallica
Favourite guitar player:James Hetfield
Favourite guitar:ESP EX Series
Favourite album:At this second, Elect The Dead Symphony
Best concert you've attended:Lynyrd Skynyrd
Tea or coffee:Coffee
Ever been to Spain?No
Do you drink?No
Do you smoke?No
Wacky Baccy??...
Ever taken a dump outside?Maybe.
What's the weather like there?Sunny and nice in PA
Favourite filmeath Wish 3
Do you give money to hobos?Depends where I am
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?No, but want to
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?Nothing
Favourite Simpsons character:Bart
Are you a virgin?No
Record no. of faps in a day:2
Favourite cheese:Provolone
Ever had a wet dream?No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:Idk, seen alot
Favourite animal:Penquin
Do you live on the coast?Not Anymore
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):Russia
Favourite author + bookon't have a favorite anymore
Any tattoos? Do you like them?No
Can you lick your elbow?No
Last thing you bought:Pizza
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Were these blisters that devoured my mouth in throat/Broken my wrist, didn't go to doctor.
Clean, overdriven or distorted?Distorted
Have you read LOTR?Tried, but failed
Ever broken someone's nose?No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:Being with Friends
What's your dream job? Ruler of Ze world
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:Buy a car
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?unless you consider 12 ft high, no.
Ever been in a car accident?Yes, Several
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?Flame Thrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Call a doctor?
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#171
Username: Dawginator
Real first name: Benjamin
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Pagan-ish
Nationality: United Kingdom / Australian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Artichoke
Favourite band: Metallica
Favourite guitar player: Steve Vai
Favourite guitar: JP Music Man or My unfinished custom
Favourite album: Falling Into Infinity
Best concert you've attended: I haven't been to any...
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? Yes
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? Yes
Wacky Baccy? Very rarely
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes
What's the weather like there? Cloudy, yet warm.
Favourite film: Blood Diamond
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No, planning on skydiving soon though
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I can't remember, I think I cooked my specialty dinners.
Favourite Simpsons character: Professor Frink
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 3
Favourite cheese: Le Vieux Pané
Ever had a wet dream? Yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: One of my friends getting a girlfriend. That was sick.
Favourite animal: Ferret
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Cape Town, ZA
Favourite author + book: James Joyce, "Ulysses"
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I don't have any, in moderation.
Can you lick your elbow? No, can anyone? I'd like to see.
Last thing you bought: A packet of Pall Mall Red Tobacco
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Broke my knee, compression fractures in both bones, destroyed all the cartilage in joint.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? Yes, Fellowship was a bit long winded.
Ever broken someone's nose? No, have wanted to though.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Writing my Philosophical paper.
What's your dream job? Some kind of rock musician, but due to my rubbish music theory knowledge, I'm going with French/Philosophy Teacher.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Pay for Uni, my parents mortgage, and buy me and my girlfriend a house. Then invest and stuff.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes.
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? "Oh shit, how'd that get there? Jesus, what the hell am I going to do now?"
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#172
Username: Beef Wellington
Real first name: James
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cabbage?
Favourite band: Chevelle
Favourite guitar player: James Hetfield
Favourite guitar: PRS Custom 24
Favourite album: Oh crikey. Where do I start? No idea.
Best concert you've attended: Nickelback at the O2, 2008
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? Yep
Do you drink? Yep.
Do you smoke? No. Hate it.
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Sunny.
Favourite film: Shawshank Redemption
Do you give money to hobos? No.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No, but I want to.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Can't remember (So many people have put this...are we bad people?)
Favourite Simpsons character: Barney
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 3
Favourite cheese: Errr...cheddar?
Ever had a wet dream? Yeah.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Not so much f*cked up as just nasty. My brother being hit by a car when he was 3.
Favourite animal: Cat, or Dog. I'm probably the only person who likes both equally.
Do you live on the coast? Nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): New Zealand
Favourite author + book: Lee Child. Don't really have a fave book.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No ink on me.
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Redemption - Snowfall On Judgment Day CD.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Pleurisy. Bloody agony, that.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven.
Have you read LOTR? No. Seen the films though.
Ever broken someone's nose? No. Come close to it.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Chillin' with mates
What's your dream job? Scientist of some description.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Go out on the lash for 3 days solid. Or buy a Mercedes.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? Yep
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Shit a brick. Rip it off in a confused frenzy. Writhe in agony for about half an hour.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


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I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#173
Username: Autumnfallsbest
Real first name: Grant
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Catholic
Nationality: American (White)
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Metallica or No Doubt or Chiodos
Favourite guitar player: Alexi Laiho
Favourite guitar: Esp Ec-1000
Favourite album: Ride The Lightning
Best concert you've attended: No doubt/ Paramore concert
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Nope, dont think I will ever
Do you drink? Some Bailey's on occasion
Do you smoke? Nasty no
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? ....Maybe
What's the weather like there? About 70 degrees, good enough for skating
Favourite film: The Breakfast Club
Do you give money to hobos? Rarely
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? I want to but no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Either a movie or nothing
Favourite Simpsons character: I dont really like the simpsons
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 3
Favourite cheese: Swiss
Ever had a wet dream? Twice
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Nothing really
Favourite animal: Giraffe
Do you live on the coast? Nope, in a valley
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Bahamas
Favourite author + book: Can't remember the author, but my fav book is the barn burner
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, but i want some snakebites
Can you lick your elbow? Sadly, no
Last thing you bought: T shirt, glasses and laces last night
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Well, i rammed my leg into a table and couldnt walk for a day...
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Wayyyy distorted
Have you read LOTR? I find LOTR boring
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Tennis
What's your dream job? Game programmer
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Dream guitar rig
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yeah, about 15 ft
Ever been in a car accident? Nope, been close though
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Wonder who slipped me something in my Baileys
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#174
Username: monkeysintheday
Real first name: Mike
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Pearl Jam
Favourite guitar player: I would have to say either Mike McCready or Dave Mustaine
Favourite guitar: ESP Explorers, they're sexy.
Favourite album: Backspacer
Best concert you've attended: Pearl Jam or Metallica
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Occasionally
Do you smoke? Not cigarettes
Wacky Baccy? Why yes
Ever taken a dump outside? Indeed I have
What's the weather like there? It is currently very nice out.
Favourite film: Difficult question
Do you give money to hobos? I'm never asked for it
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? I wish
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I'm pretty sure I didn't get her anything.....way to make me feel like an asshole.
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart
Are you a virgin? Unfortunately... working on it though.
Record no. of faps in a day: I'm not one to count
Favourite cheese: Swiss or Provolone
Ever had a wet dream? I don't think I have
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: I haven't witnessed to many ****ed up things.... I guess a guy knocking a chick into a concrete barrier at a concert... needless to say, he got what was coming to him.
Favourite animal: Panda
Do you live on the coast? Closeish
Place you'd most like to visit: Ireland, UK, or Germany.
Favourite author + book: Not sure
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Not currently
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Sandwich
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Not sure
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? Some
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Drumming
What's your dream job? I guess I'd have to say musician. Even though it's quite the unrealistic goal.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Oh theres too many things.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Hell yes, bridge jumping ftw.
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Sell that bitch.
BRIAN. SCHNEIDER.
#175
Username:

Duh.
Real first name:

Peter
Sex:

Male
Religion (or lack thereof):

Agnostic, leaning towards atheist
Nationality:

United Statesian
First vegetable that comes to mind:

Carrot
Favourite band:

Ryan Adams & The Cardinals
Favourite guitar player:

Jeff Buckley
Favourite guitar:

Telecasters
Favourite album:

Right now, Jeff Buckley's Grace
Best concert you've attended:

That's tough. Best big concert was Radiohead at Liberty State Park, NJ in August 2001. Best small show was Ben Folds at Union College circa 2006.
Tea or coffee:

Coffee
Ever been to Spain?

Nope
Do you drink?

Yep
Do you smoke?

Cigars once in a while; not a habitual smoker
Wacky Baccy?

Used to, not anymore
Ever taken a dump outside?

Yep
What's the weather like there?

Warming up but cloudy
Favourite film:

The Big Lebowski
Do you give money to hobos?

Sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?

Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?

I didn't get a present for my mom's birthday. I can't remember what I got her for her birthday, though; my mom passed away three years ago.
Favourite Simpsons character:

Groundskeeper Willie
Are you a virgin?

No. I'll have a kid in 3 months to prove it.
Record no. of faps in a day:

Four or five
Favourite cheese:

Any kind of blue cheese
Ever had a wet dream?

Not that I recall
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:

My mom dead on a metal table. I won't go into the details.
Favourite animal:

Big dogs
Do you live on the coast?

Umm...not directly. I'm about 3 hours from the ocean.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):

I'd like to go back to New Zealand or to South America
Favourite author + book:

Lions of Al Rassan by Guy Gavriel Kay
Any tattoos? Do you like them?

No and it depends. A single strategically placed tattoo on a girl can be sexy; tramp stamps or large portions of real estate covered in ink is ugly.
Can you lick your elbow?

No
Last thing you bought:

Breakfast this morning at McDonald's
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:

TB exposure
Clean, overdriven or distorted?

Overdriven
Have you read LOTR?

Yep
Ever broken someone's nose?

Nope, but I completely separated a guy's right hand from his wrist
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:

Photography and archery
What's your dream job?

Professional photographer or professional writer
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:

I'd pay off my student loans and then buy a house.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?

About 20-30 feet from a railroad bridge.
Ever been in a car accident?

Yep, but nothing major.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?

Rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?

Not make a fist.
Hi, I'm Peter
#176
Username:GRiMM94
Real first name:Eli
Sex:Male
Religion (or lack thereof): I believe in God.
Nationality:German background
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band:Right now, Porcupine Tree. It changes a lot though.
Favourite guitar player:Mikael Akerfeldt
Favourite guitar:Any 8-string. I wish I had one
Favourite album: Too many, I honestly couldn't say
Best concert you've attended: I haven't gone to many, so I guess Korn/Mudvayne(I used to be into nu-metal)
Tea or coffee:Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? I don't think so...
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Spring-like, great walking/biking weather.
Favourite film: Kill Bill(both)
Do you give money to hobos? If I have cash, yeah.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A couple CDs she wanted.
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: Zero
Favourite cheese: Swiss
Ever had a wet dream? No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: I don't know.
Favourite animal:Cats rule.
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Road trip across Europe.
Favourite author + book: Stephen King and Dark Tower Series
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No and No
Can you lick your elbow? Yes
Last thing you bought: The Incident by Porcupine Tree
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I don't think I've really had anything like that.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean
Have you read LOTR? Yes
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Writing
What's your dream job? Psychologist/Psychiatrist
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a house
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Not huge height, but high enough
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? I'd cut the little threads they use for stitching people up. The testicle would fall off. I would then donate it to scientists pretending it was mine.
Last edited by GRiMM94 at Mar 21, 2010,
#177
Username:
thefoundationof

Real first name:
Nahum

Sex:
Male

Religion (or lack thereof):
mix and match different beliefs and sciences and philosophies

Nationality:
Mexican

First vegetable that comes to mind:
carrots i guess

Favourite band:
Thrice

Favourite guitar player:
John Baldwin Gourley

Favourite guitar:
Don't really have one

Favourite album:
Hard one :l, umm Portugal. The Man: Church Mouth I think

Best concert you've attended:
Pelican, Circa Survive, Thrice

Tea or coffee:
Tea

Ever been to Spain?
No

Do you drink?
no

Do you smoke?
no

Wacky Baccy?
Not anymore

Ever taken a dump outside?
no :l

What's the weather like there?
warm and sunny

Favourite film:
Either The Fountain or Pi

Do you give money to hobos?
Depends

Ever bungy jumped or skydived?
No but I want to

What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?
I don't think she got me anything,

Favourite Simpsons character:
Maggie Simpson

Are you a virgin?
yes :l

Record no. of faps in a day:
2

Favourite cheese:
Feta

Ever had a wet dream?
Yeah but it was a lucid dream, so does that still apply?

Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:
Nothing really, my eyes have been sheltered, I guess itd be a really drunk friend of mine freaking out and having to be taken to mental hospital, but nothing else

Favourite animal:
Turtle

Do you live on the coast?
yes

Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):
Egypt or Spain

Favourite author + book:
Daniel Quinn: The Story of B

Any tattoos? Do you like them?
None and I like them to a certain degree

Can you lick your elbow?
I've tried so many times, and failed every one of them :;

Last thing you bought:
I wanna say the portugal. the man cd

Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:
cracked ma head open as a little kid needed stitches thats kinda it

Clean, overdriven or distorted?
Overdriven

Have you read LOTR?
Nope

Ever broken someone's nose?
caused a nose bleed but no breaking

Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:
Concerts

What's your dream job?
Music Producer or Movie Director

First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:
New Bass, and a ton of recording stuff

Ever jumped into the water from a large height?
nope

Ever been in a car accident?
Yeah

Flamethrower or rocket launcher?
Flame thrower, its funner in GTA

And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?
1. Freak out
2. Try to find a way to get it off without touching it
3. accidentally hold my head with my hands and freak out it touched me
4. run around shaking my hand hoping it will leave, (in the process almost crying of the pain of the stitches)
5. get it off and get angry
6. ?????
7. Profit!
#178
Username: Deadlock riff
Real first name: Gerard
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic
Nationality: Italian, Native American, and Indian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: KMFDM
Favourite guitar player: Frank Zappa
Favourite guitar: Schecter Damien Elite-
Favourite album: Tohuvabohu by KMFDM
Best concert you've attended: Have been to none
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? Eh
What's the weather like there?
Favourite film: Juno
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Nothing
Favourite Simpsons character: i dont watch the show
Are you a virgin?
Record no. of faps in a day: 1
Favourite cheese: Extra Sharp Cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? yes lol
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:
Favourite animal:
Place you'd most like to visit: Germany
Favourite author + book: James Patterson, the Maximum Ride Series
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Nopw
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: size 60-115 bass strings (4 string)
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Candlestick straight throught my right forearm
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Drawing, singing, song writing
Favorite Dream Job: Lutihere
Ever been in a car accident? Yes. 25 to be exact
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flame
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? rip it off then toss it at a wall to see how it splatters
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#179
Username: Panterarocker
Real first name: Zach
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: Italian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Potato
Favourite band: The Flaming Lips
Favourite guitar player: Dave Davison
Favourite guitar: Dan Electro Dead-On '67
Favourite album: Skeletal Lamping - Of Montreal
Best concert you've attended: Russian Circles/These Arms Are Snakes
Tea or coffee: Both
Ever been to Spain?: Not yet.
Do you drink?: Yes
Do you smoke?: On occasion.
Wacky Baccy?: Yup
Ever taken a dump outside?: Not that I can recall.
What's the weather like there?: It's a little chilly but sunny.
Favourite film: The Big Lebowski
Do you give money to hobos?: If they do something cool.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?: Doing both at some point.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?: Nothing
Favourite Simpsons character: Otto
Are you a virgin?: No
Record no. of faps in a day: 4
Favourite cheese:Mozzarella
Ever had a wet dream?: Yeah
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Kid getting hit by a car.
Favourite animal: Dogs
Do you live on the coast?: I wish.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Chicago.
Favourite author + book: House of Leaves - Mark Danielewski
Any tattoos? Do you like them?: Getting my first one soon.
Can you lick your elbow?; No
Last thing you bought: Gas and Bugler.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Nothing major.
Clean, overdriven or distorted?: Clean
Have you read LOTR?: No
Ever broken someone's nose?: No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Chilling
What's your dream job?: Author
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A house.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?: 30 foot tower.
Ever been in a car accident?: No.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?: Rocket Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?: Ignore it.
#180
Username: Thrill-House
Real first name: Dan
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Christian
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Peas
Favourite band: AFI
Favourite guitar player: Zakk Wylde
Favourite guitar: My Schecter Hell-raiser sunset
Favourite album: Can't pick just one
Best concert you've attended: HFStival 2003
Tea or coffee: Neither
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Sunny and 75
Favourite film: Don't have one
Do you give money to hobos? No, I work for my money, they should too
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Candy
Favourite Simpsons character: Milhouse
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: 13 I think
Favourite cheese: Can't eat cheese, allergic to dairy
Ever had a wet dream? Haven't we all?
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: idk, haven't really seen something bad happen
Favourite animal: Lion
Do you live on the coast? Close to it, about an hour away
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Italy
Favourite author + book: Don't have one
Any tattoos? Do you like them? 4, I love all of them
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: A new car 2 days ago
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: 4 discs out of place in my back+pinched nerves in both legs
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? Yes
Ever broken someone's nose? Yes, along with both his wrists and 4 ribs...
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Video games
What's your dream job? Running my own record label
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Pay off all of my parents bills
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes
Ever been in a car accident? 3
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? I have no idea
#181
Username: jonne.i
Real first name: Jonne
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Theist agnostic
Nationality: Finnish
First vegetable that comes to mind: Apple
Favourite band: Between the Buried and me
Favourite guitar player: Jeff Loomis
Favourite guitar: Schecter 7 string Hellraiser
Favourite album: Colors by BTBAM
Ever been to Spain? Yes
What's the weather like there? cold :/
Are you a virgin? Yes
Do you live on the coast? No
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, but some tattoo could be cool.
Can you lick your elbow? Propably not
Last thing you bought: Liquid Trio Experiment - Spontaneous Combustion (a CD)
Clean, overdriven or distorted? clean or distorted
Have you read LOTR? Yes
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Music (listening to/other instruments)
What's your dream job? Something where I get to do the work alone, but where I'm not completely alone. Also something that pays well and i like doing. Propably something to do with maths / music / psychology
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: INSTRUMENTS (a 7-string, drums, a keyboard/synth. Tho, I propably should get a bigger place to live so i can have those instruments there, not enough space here.)
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? 5 meters max.
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? F. thrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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#182
Username:Jammo24
Real first name:James
Sex:Male
Religion (or lack thereof):Pagan
Nationality:english not british
First vegetable that comes to mind:bannana
Favourite band:Rise Against
Favourite guitar player:Eddie Van Halen
Favourite guitar:dunno
Favourite album:Levitathan(Mastodon)
Best concert you've attended: no good ones come to where i live
Tea or coffee:tea
Ever been to Spain?no
Do you drink?occasionaly
Do you smoke?only passive
Wacky Baccy?hell yeah
Ever taken a dump outside?too many times
What's the weather like there?sunny and windy
Favourite film:300
Do you give money to hobos?yes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?teerys choclate oranges
Favourite Simpsons character:ralph
Are you a virgin?yes
Record no. of faps in a day:7
Favourite cheese:procssed
Ever had a wet dream?yep
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:
Favourite animal:wolf
Do you live on the coast?near it
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):norway
Favourite author + book:dunnno
Any tattoos? Do you like them?no
Can you lick your elbow?no
Last thing you bought:dragon age awakening xbox 360
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:really tight foreskin
Clean, overdriven or distorted?distorted
Have you read LOTR?the first 2 books then got bored
Ever broken someone's nose?no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:football and gaming
What's your dream job?superhero
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:plane
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?yes
Ever been in a car accident?no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? stroke peoples faces
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#183
Username: ZAxel
Real first name: Zach
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Jewish (I treat it like family traditions, not a religion)
Nationality: Russian, Polish, Romanian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Well, "apple" came to mind first, but since that's a fruit, that didn't work. Then "corn" came to mind, but that's a grain. Tomato…shit. Pepper. EDIT: Damn, another fruit. Onion.
Favourite band: Umphrey's McGee
Favourite guitar player: Too many to name 1
Favourite guitar: I don't really have a favorite, but I'm GASing over the Ibanez AS93
Favourite album: See: Favorite guitar player
Best concert you've attended: Justice Tour
Tea or coffee: Hot chocolate
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? Do shitty outhouses count? If not, then no.
What's the weather like there? On Friday it was between 60-70°F; now there's snow on the ground.
Favourite film: See:Favourite album, Favorite guitar player
Do you give money to hobos? Rarely
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I have no idea.
Favourite Simpsons character: I don't remember; I haven't watched in so long.
Are you a virgin? My one year anniversary of losing my virginity is on the 27th of this month!
Record no. of faps in a day: 3
Favourite cheese: Mozzarella, just because it's on pizza
Ever had a wet dream? Duh.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: …I don't want to talk about it.
Favourite animal: Manta ray
Do you live on the coast? No, but my city does border Lake Michigan
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): I don't know, lots of places?
Favourite author + book: Author: I don't reall know, but book: Middle Passage by Charles Johnson
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Candy and a movie rental
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I broke my right middle finger and didn't know it for 6 weeks; it's permanently swollen and bent.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? All 3!
Have you read LOTR? I tried reading The Hobbit twice, but I stopped reading at the same part both times.
Ever broken someone's nose? No, but I once volunteered to help my sister practice lacrosse once and she hit me in the nose; the right corner of my nose now has no cartilage. It's squishy!
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Kayaking
What's your dream job? Musical acoustician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Save and pay for college
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? Minor ones caused by me
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Both
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? CUT. IT. OFF.
At the Justice Tour:
Guy in audience: Libertyville represent!
Tom Morello: Yes. Libertyville…represent.

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#184
Username: Punk_Ninja
Real first name: Rory
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Athiest
Nationality: White/English
First vegetable that comes to mind: Broccoli
Favourite band: (at the moment) The Gorillaz or Taste
Favourite guitar player: Steve Vai probably
Favourite guitar: The Fender Strat design in it's entirety
Favourite album: I don't know.
Best concert you've attended: Probably the "Priest Feast"
Tea or coffee: Coffee when done right.
Ever been to Spain? No.
Do you drink? Yes.
Do you smoke? No.
Wacky Baccy? No.
Ever taken a dump outside? No.
What's the weather like there? S'alright.
Favourite film: Die Hard.
Do you give money to hobos? I have done.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I forget.
Favourite Simpsons character: Moleman
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: Five hundred and four.
Favourite cheese: Anything not mild.
Ever had a wet dream? I thikn so... I don't remember.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: I dunno, can't be bothered to think properly.
Favourite animal: Cat.
Do you live on the coast? No.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Somewhere in Italy.
Favourite author + book: Guthrie Govan - Creative Guitar series,
Any tattoos? Do you like them? None.
Can you lick your elbow? Nah.
Last thing you bought: Gorillaz - Plastic Beach.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I dunno, only had light injuries.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Slightly diryied up Clean, which can hit overdrive when played hard!
Have you read LOTR? No.
Ever broken someone's nose? No.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Listening to music probably...
What's your dream job? Musician!
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: I dunno...depends on my mood at the time, possibly an original 1961 Sunburst Fender Strat, but I'd be tempted to buy somethign really feeble just to take the piss.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Not a massively larg height.
Ever been in a car accident? Minor ones.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Neither.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? ...un-stitch it.
#185
Username: ScalyGuitarrist
Real first name: Gustavo
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Idk
Nationality: Puertorican
First vegetable that comes to mind: Tomato
Favourite band: Opeth
Favourite guitar player: Mikael Akerfeldt
Favourite guitar: Ibanez Universe
Favourite album: Underworld
Best concert you've attended: Iron Maiden
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Nope, I would like to
Do you drink? Yup
Do you smoke? Yup
Wacky Baccy? lol?
Ever taken a dump outside? Yup
What's the weather like there? hot
Favourite film: Proably them Lord of the Rings films
Do you give money to hobos? Nope
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A good hug
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? Nope
Record no. of faps in a day: 8
Favourite cheese: Swiss
Ever had a wet dream? yup
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Can't recall right now...
Favourite animal: Reptiles
Do you live on the coast? yup (it sucks for the strings)
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Sweden, Finland, New Zeland, Australia, a lot of countries really
Favourite author + book: Tolkien, LoTR
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I like them, but don't have any yet...
Can you lick your elbow? Yup (IT IS POSSIBLE)
Last thing you bought: A Beer last night
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:Some virus, idk, I barely get sick
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted, but keep the gain low
Have you read LOTR? Yup
Ever broken someone's nose? By accident
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: sleeping ok seriously...walking around, enjoying nature's surroundings (I'm a bit of a treehugger )
What's your dream job? Getting paid to tour
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Lotsa gear, new house, new house for my parents, full drumset for my brother and whatever else the band needs
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yup
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Smash it, smash it until it is no more
Rig:
Ibanez RG270
Crate BV-120
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That's probably one of the most insightful things I've ever read in the Pit.
Grats, TS


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#186
Username: redneckrebel
Real first name: Ray
Sex: no thanks I'm dead
Religion (or lack thereof): Wicca
Nationality: USA, USA, USA
First vegetable that comes to mind: tomato, bitches
Favourite band: btbam (because it's alwase relavant)
Favourite guitar player: PAUL GILBERT
Favourite guitar: ovation cc-44
Best concert you've attended: megadeth last year
Tea or coffee: tea
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? soimtilmes
Do you smoke? a little
Wacky Baccy? mably
Ever taken a dump outside? yes
What's the weather like there? sunny
Favourite films: Womb Raider, Schindler's Fist, Glad he ate her, Riding Miss Daisy
Do you give money to hobos? no
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? dick in a box
Favourite Simpsons character: otto
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day: 7
Favourite cheese:amirecan
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: the pit
Favourite animal: turtle
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit: Your mum's cooch
Favourite author + book: kathy rights - devil bones
Any tattoos? Do you like them? treble cleft on my wrist
Can you lick your elbow? no....
Last thing you bought: big blue
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: broke both my arms, it was horable I couldent even pee by myself
Clean, overdriven or distorted? overdrove
Have you read LOTR? not only have I not read it, I don't even know what it is.
Ever broken someone's nose? yes, mine
What's your dream job? presadenta
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: a lotto ticket
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? hell yea(h)
Ever been in a car accident? I got injerd by a parked the other day
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Take out he stitches or try and remember how it got there
Last edited by redneckrebel at Mar 21, 2010,
#187
Username: shmikeyboy
Real first name: Mike
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Paramore
Favourite guitar player: Matt Skiba
Favourite guitar: Fender Thinline Tele Deluxe
Favourite album:
Best concert you've attended:
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Yep
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Raining
Favourite film: Dr Strangelove
Do you give money to hobos? Occasionally
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Can't remember
Favourite Simpsons character: Grampa
Are you a virgin? Yep
Record no. of faps in a day: 2
Favourite cheese: Emmental
Ever had a wet dream? Yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: None that leap to mind
Favourite animal: Cat
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Macchu Piccu
Favourite author + book: Ian Rankin-The Black Book
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, sometimes
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Some new earphones
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Crushed vertebrae
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Depends
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Gaming
What's your dream job? Archaeologist
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Fender Thinline Tele deluxe
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Take out he stitches or try and remember how it got there
#188
Username: HailSlaytan
Real first name: Sam
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Slaytanism
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Celery
Favourite band: At the moment, Finntroll
Favourite guitar player: There are many.
Favourite guitar: Schecters
Favourite album: At the moment, Nifelvind - Finntroll
Best concert you've attended: Metallica
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Cold and snowy during winter, hot and sunny during summer.
Favourite film: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A card and breakfast.
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? Only on Tuesdays.
Record no. of faps in a day: Over 9000
Favourite cheese: American
Ever had a wet dream? Yes... these questions are getting very personal...
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Everything on /b/
Favourite animal: Penguin
Do you live on the coast? No.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Helsinki, Finland
Favourite author + book: Dragonlance Chronicles - Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No.
Can you lick your elbow? No.
Last thing you bought: Guitar strings
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Epididymitis
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted.
Have you read LOTR? Yes.
Ever broken someone's nose? Yes.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Listening to music.
What's your dream job? Something with music.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a gigantic amp and then go to Europe over the summer for music festivals.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No.
Ever been in a car accident? Yes.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Flip shit.
Yksinään hän vaeltaa mis' varjot lankeaa
Halki usvan ja roudan vain teräs seuranaan
Sydämensä kylmä on kuin maa routainen
Mutta silmissään viha polttava kuin kiuas tulinen
#189
Does anyone even read these? No, alright i'll make mine stand out a little


Username: Will-kun
Real first name: HENK
Sex: MAN
Religion (or lack thereof): Mormon extremist
Nationality: Dutch
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Zwart Licht
Favourite guitar player: Thomas Erak
Favourite guitar: dunno dunt care
Favourite album: Young Machetes
Best concert you've attended: Rise of the Northstar concert
Tea or coffee: black fuc king coffee
Ever been to Spain? Yea
Do you drink? yess
Do you smoke? noes
Wacky Baccy? ofcourse...
Ever taken a dump outside? hellz no
What's the weather like there? ever seen shit? soming like dat
Favourite film: Ibi I Smotri
Do you give money to hobos? In exchange for intercourse, yes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no man
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Pimp-slap-less day coupon
Favourite Simpsons character: The mexican bee
Are you a virgin? stfu
Record no. of faps in a day: just 4 or something, i lose interest quickly
Favourite cheese: i hate cheese
Ever had a wet dream? I dream moist yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: lifes been gud 2 me
Favourite animal: spermwhale
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Brighton baby
Favourite author + book: pfff
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I tattoed a smiley face on the top of my penis
Can you lick your elbow? yea...i can actually
Last thing you bought: sneakerz!!!
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: homeless man aids
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Insane
Have you read LOTR? ive read the silmarillion
Ever broken someone's nose? sadly no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: performing fellatio with the input jack hole of my guitar
What's your dream job? pimp
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: pimp cane
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yea
Ever been in a car accident? no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? buy soft fu ckin soft gloves
The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

(oh god, I just noticed this one) Your penis is never quite comfortable in its current position.

oh btw:
manual blinking activated
#190
Username: Dregen
Real first name: Jesse
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic/Athiest
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: tied over Between the Buried and Me and Converge
Favourite guitar player: Paul Waggoner
Favourite guitar: Ibanez S series guitars in general
Favourite album: tied between Colors (BTBAM) and Volatile (A Hero A Fake)
Best concert you've attended: Never attended a concert
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? Hell no
Wacky Baccy? ...wat?
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes
What's the weather like there? Relatively warm and sunny.
Favourite film: Spiderman 1
Do you give money to hobos? Yes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Nothing
Favourite Simpsons character: Don't watch Simpsons.
Are you a virgin? Yes, sadly.
Record no. of faps in a day: 5-7
Favourite cheese: Shredded cheese
Ever had a wet dream? No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: 2 Girls 1 Cup
Favourite animal: Cat
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit: Florida, or someplace where it's warm all year round
Favourite author + book: Dean Koontz, Velocity
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No and yes.
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: 4 Liters of Mountain Dew
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Had lung troubles when I was a baby, almost died. Had to be gven steroids so I could breathe.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Drawing
What's your dream job? Musician or music teacher/professor
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A Mesa Boogie Dual Rectifier
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Not really
Ever been in a car accident? No, but I've came very close
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher. Blow that shit up!
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? I would remove it and then proceed to throw at my brother when he starts acting like a dickhead.
#191
Username: Sfaune92
Real first name: Stian
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Christianity
Nationality: Norwegian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cucumber
Favourite band: Rush
Favourite guitar player: Steven Willson(sp?)
Favourite guitar: <n/a>
Favourite album: Permanent Waves - Rush
Best concert you've attended: TNT in Ørland Kultursenter, ONLY concert I've attended.
Tea or coffee: Most familiar with coffee
Ever been to Spain? Does Mallorca count?
Do you drink? Barely, maybe one beer not even every week.
Do you smoke? No, not at all
Wacky Baccy? What. The. ****?
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope
What's the weather like there? Sunny, at least before sundown.
Favourite film: Avatar
Do you give money to hobos? Yes, but I don't see a hobo very often.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? ...
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer, or Bart. Not sure.
Are you a virgin?
Record no. of faps in a day: uhm...three
Favourite cheese: Brown Cheese
Ever had a wet dream? Yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Can't remember
Favourite animal: Cats, they're br00t4lz!
Do you live on the coast? Does an Island count?
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Japan maybe?
Favourite author + book: Well, I'm not a reader, but I'm quite fond of Ingvar Ambjørnsen's work.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: A coke
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I broke my collar bone 9,5 years ago.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? All of them, if one: Clean.
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Interwebz?
What's your dream job? I ... wanna rock 'n roll all night, ... and party every day!
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A guitar and an amp.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Wondered how the **** it could happen.
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#192
Username:geanes
Real first name:Graham
Sex:Yes please. I mean... err.. Male.
Religion (or lack thereof):Meh
Nationality:American
First vegetable that comes to mind:Carrots
Favorite band:Protest The Hero
Favorite guitar player:Jimi Hendrix
Favorite guitar:One that can plug into an amp.
Favorite album:Can't coose between Kezia and Fortress.
Best concert you've attended:I've sadly only gone to one and it was a Fall Out Boy one that my sister dragged me to.
Tea or coffee:Neither
Ever been to Spain?Nope
Do you drink?Nope
Do you smoke?Nope
Wacky Baccy?No
Ever taken a dump outside?No
What's the weather like there?47F and cloudy
Favourite film:Anything that has to do with music.
Do you give money to hobos?Never been asked.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?I don't remember...
Favourite Simpsons character:Bart
Are you a virgin?Yes
Record no. of faps in a day:6?
Favourite cheese:Colby
Ever had a wet dream?Maybe
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:Not much.
Favourite animalog
Do you live on the coast?No
Place you'd most like to visit:Nowhere
Favourite author + book:Tolkien: Hobbit
Any tattoos? Do you like them?No
Can you lick your elbow?No
Last thing you bought: Lunch (Pizza)
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Retinitis Pigmentosa
Clean, overdriven or distorted?All of the above.
Have you read LOTR?No, I read The Hobbit though.
Ever broken someone's nose?Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:Music, Gaming, Sports.
What's your dream job?Musician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:I'd help my parents pay bills.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?Yes, 0 feet.
Ever been in a car accident?Yes, a minor one though.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?Rocket Launcher!
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?Freak out.
#193
Username: WhiteStripesIII
Real first name: Calum
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: Scottish
First vegetable that comes to mind: Leek
Favourite band: The White Stripes
Favourite guitar player: John Frusciante
Favourite guitar: Fender Mustang
Favourite album: Pinkerton by Weezer
Best concert you've attended: OK, Go at the ABC2, Glasgow
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? Yes
Do you drink? Nope
Do you smoke? Nope
Wacky Baccy? Nope
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope
What's the weather like there? Clear skies, mild, evening.
Favourite film: Dr Strangelove
Do you give money to hobos? Yup
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Box of chocolates
Favourite Simpsons character: Ralph Wiggum
Are you a virgin? Yup
Record no. of faps in a day: 5
Favourite cheese: Cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? Nope
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: No idea.
Favourite animal: Cat
Do you live on the coast? I have done
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Iceland
Favourite author + book: Espedair Street by Iain Banks
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Nope, don't like them.
Can you lick your elbow? Yes, I have hypermobility syndrome.
Last thing you bought: A can of Irn Bru
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I have Osgood-Schlatters disease in my knee which is an on going thing.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? Nope
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Driving
What's your dream job? Tour musician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a Lotus Elan S4 Sprint
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Nope
Ever been in a car accident? Nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? WTF?
#194
Username: Topleggedskater
Real first name: Robert
Sex: Shemale
Religion (or lack thereof): Theist
Nationality: Mixed
First vegetable that comes to mind: Penis
Favourite band: Metallica
Favourite guitar player: Marty Friedman
Favourite guitar: Dean Dave Mustaine VMNT Angel of Deth Electric Guitar
Favourite album: Master Of Puppets
Best concert you've attended: Iron Maiden Rock in Rio
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Hellz no. I hope I can one day.
Do you drink? Only on the New Years or Independence Day
Do you smoke? Cancer is for Gypsies (Lol kiddin)
Wacky Baccy? lolwut
Ever taken a dump outside? lulz.
What's the weather like there? Overcast due to my mother's enormous, black-hole clit.
Favourite film: Hangover.
Do you give money to hobos? I do feel bad for hobos. I give them a dollar most of the times.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Bunjy jumped. Almost lost a testicle near a branch.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Dean Dime Black Bolt Electric Guitar
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart
Are you a virgin? Waiting till married.
Record no. of faps in a day: 2
Favourite cheese: American
Ever had a wet dream? When I was 11, Yes.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A guy was riding his bike and some dumb mexican lady on her cell phone knocked him over.
Favourite animal: Scientologists.
Do you live on the coast? Yes.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Monaco
Favourite author + book: D.J. Mac Hale Pendragon
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I may get one in a few years. Definitely a Metallica logo.
Can you lick your elbow? Just tried no.
Last thing you bought: Mexico.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I fell off of my friend's ATV and scraped my leg and elbows. Worst disease: Streptococcus pneumoniae or Scarlet Fever
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? Yes, in 8th grade.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Fapping and Guitar (lulz. Kidzin)
What's your dream job? Computer Software Engineer
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A guitar signed by Metallica, Yngwie Malmsteen, AND Dave Mustaine.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? 3 Stories
Ever been in a car accident? Well, my dad's car recently started accelerating for no reason and we hit a speed bump and hit a curb. Damn Toyotas.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? I would like for my life.
Neo-Classical is ftw.
#195
Username: Rocker Extreme
Real first name:William
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Catholic
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Corn
Favourite band: Lynyrd Skynyrd
Favourite guitar player: David Gilmour
Favourite guitar: Les Paul Custom
Favourite album: The Wall
Best concert you've attended: AC/DC
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Nope.
Do you drink? Nope.
Do you smoke? Nope.
Wacky Baccy? Nope
Ever taken a dump outside? Once.
What's the weather like there? Not cold, but not hot.
Favourite film: This Is Spinal Tap
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No, but I want to.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Resee's Peanut Butter Cups
Favourite Simpsons character: Willy The Groundskeeper
Are you a virgin? Why, yes.
Record no. of faps in a day: Two.
Favourite cheese: American, but if I'm feeling adventurous, guda.
Ever had a wet dream? Yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A car slam into a wall at 50 mph
Favourite animal: Penguin, or Hippo
Do you live on the coast? No.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): London
Favourite author + book: Douglas Adams / Life, The Universe, and Everything
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No
Can you lick your elbow? Not quite.
Last thing you bought: The Answer's "Everyday Demons"
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Got stitches right above my eye.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? No.
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Camping
What's your dream job? Musician, or a radio DJ, or some advertising job.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A Les Paul Custom
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes.
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Stare for a while. Then hit myself till i woke up from that horrible nightmare.
#196
Username: Freddedonna
Real first name: Frederick
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): I'm in the lack department
Nationality: Canadian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Streetlight Manifesto
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? Yes
Wacky Baccy? ???
Ever taken a dump outside? Yup
What's the weather like there? Sunny
Favourite film: Full Metal Jacket
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No, but I want to skydive this summer
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Nothing
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? Yes...
Record no. of faps in a day: Never actually counted this =/
Favourite cheese: Brie
Ever had a wet dream? Nope
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Some guy jumping on a car
Favourite animal: My gecko
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Mmm... Europe?
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, but I do like them
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: Cigarettes
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Broken jaw/dislocated shoulder (at the same time...)
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? Yes
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Watching tv
What's your dream job? I already have my dream job
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A girlfriend? >_>
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Take a picture
#197
Username: ilikepirates
Real first name: Merlene
Sex: Female
Religion (or lack thereof): Meh.
Nationality: English.
First vegetable that comes to mind: carrot?
Favourite band: Vampire weekend
Favourite guitar player: Matthew Bellamy
Favourite guitar: don't have one.
Favourite album: ermm.. don't really have one.
Best concert you've attended: haven't been to any. :/
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain?: no.
Do you drink?: yes.
Do you smoke?: sometimes.
Wacky Baccy?: never done it, but wouldn't say no.
Ever taken a dump outside?: ew, no.
What's the weather like there?: it's night time.
Favourite film: eeerrm... Dumbo
Do you give money to hobos?: sometimes.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?: no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?: a really nice candle holder
Favourite Simpsons character: Lisa
Are you a virgin?: yes.
Record no. of faps in a day: 0.
Favourite cheese: ew.
Ever had a wet dream?: nope.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: errmm.. not really sure.
Favourite animal: Panda.
Do you live on the coast?: kind of..
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Italy, or America.
Favourite author + book: errm.. Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll.
Any tattoos? Do you like them?: haven't got any, but when I'm older I will, and yes.
Can you lick your elbow?: yes.
Last thing you bought: a poster.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: broken my foot.
Clean, overdriven or distorted?: clean.
Have you read LOTR?: nope.
Ever broken someone's nose?: nopee.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: summertime.
What's your dream job?: Don't have one.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A new camera.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?: yes.
Ever been in a car accident?: no.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?: neither.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?: scream.
#198
Username: f0xy
Real first name: Paulo
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Noone
Nationality: Portuguese
First vegetable that comes to mind: Pickle
Favourite band: Helloween
Favourite guitar player: Paul Gilbert
Favourite guitar: PGM401
Favourite album: Silence Followed by a Deafning Roar
Best concert you've attended: haven't, sadly
Tea or coffee: tea
Ever been to Spain? nop
Do you drink? nop
Do you smoke? nop
Wacky Baccy? ...wat
Ever taken a dump outside? yup
What's the weather like there? right now ? it's a cold rainy night, love it
Favourite film: 300
Do you give money to hobos? nop
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? yus
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? nothing, I'M SORRY
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day: 0
Favourite cheese: all of it
Ever had a wet dream? yup
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: me getting stabbed with a screwdriver
Favourite animal: dogs
Do you live on the coast? sorta
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Northern Ireland
Favourite author + book: hardly never read
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no, yes i do
Can you lick your elbow? not getting me with this one sir, it's quite old
Last thing you bought: Queen 7" Single, Friends will be friends for a lovely girl
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: broken arm, wrist, cracked head twice
Clean, overdriven or distorted? distorted for now, only have one amp with it
Have you read LOTR? nop
Ever broken someone's nose? yus
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: i don't fap, talking to friends
What's your dream job? obvious
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: go on a trip to northern ireland, buy a white grand piano and a simba plushie for two amazing girls, procede to buy a house and live my life there, purchasing musical equipment.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yus
Ever been in a car accident? nop
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Intervention Sniper Rifle, much better.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? unstitch it and place it where it belongs, i'll be needing it.
#199
Username: jesus
Real first name: jens
Sex: male
Religion (or lack thereof): atheist
Nationality: norwegian
First vegetable that comes to mind: corn
Favourite band: Between The Buried And Me
Favourite guitar player: Tosin Abasi/ Paul Waggoner
Favourite guitar: don't know
Favourite album: Colors
Best concert you've attended: A7X
Tea or coffee: tea
Ever been to Spain? yes
Do you drink? yees
Do you smoke? no
Wacky Baccy? noope
Ever taken a dump outside?
What's the weather like there? its night, dunno
Favourite film: dunnoo
Do you give money to hobos? maybe smaaaaall change
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? i will
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? cant remember
Favourite Simpsons character: homer
Are you a virgin? nope
Record no. of faps in a day: like 5 or something
Favourite cheese: camambert
Ever had a wet dream: yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: nothing really
Favourite animal: dog
Do you live on the coast? no, but close
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): hawaii
Favourite author + book: douglas adams hitchikers guide to the galaxy
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: burger
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: broken arm
Clean, overdriven or distorted? clean/distorted
Have you read LOTR? half of it
Ever broken someone's nose?nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: sex
What's your dream job? either playing in a band, or earning lots doing whatever
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: car, new guitar, amp
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yes
Ever been in a car accident? noe
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? call my friends/ take pictures
#200
Username:2 15/16
Real first name:Tommy
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof):Church of Sex, Drugs, and rock n roll
Nationality: american
First vegetable that comes to mind: Terry Schaivo
Favourite band: Queens of the Stone Age/ Avenged Sevenfold
Favourite guitar player: Josh Homme
Favourite guitar: Schecter Synyster Customk
Favourite album:Lullabies to Paralyze
Best concert you've attended: Wheatland Music Festival
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? yeah
Do you smoke? yeah
Wacky Baccy? yeah
Ever taken a dump outside? yeah. i was drunk
What's the weather like there? sunny and cold
Favourite film: the boondock saints
Do you give money to hobos? no i steal their crack pipes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? nope but i want to
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? idr
Favourite Simpsons character: bart
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day: like 2 i think
Favourite cheese: sharp cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? yeah
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: 4 chan raids
Favourite animal: white tiger
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): ireland
Favourite author + book: J.K. Rowling Harry Potter
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I have a home done tattoo of a eighth note on my ankle. i hate it cause it looks like crap
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: 2 tickets for alice in wonderland 3d, popcorn and pop. date night
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: urinary tract infection
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? yup. great series
Ever broken someone's nose? yep. we were drunk boxing
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Disc Golf
What's your dream job? pro disc golfer or a game designer
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: a pound of Maui Wowie
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? no
Ever been in a car accident? yep.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Battle rifle
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? check if it was mine and if its not laugh
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