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#1
so pit, ive got an interview tomorrow morning for the head boy position at my school, i need to prepare a five minute presentation on why i should be head boy

I currently have the following ideas:

Part 1 - thanks for taking out the time to see me etc. and why the head boy/girl and prefects system is useful

Part 2 - how this system helps the younger students in the school

and now i need help in trying to display why "I" am the best choice


any advice?

Edit: Serious answers only please
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#2
Head boy? Does that mean you're the main head giver? Not sure what you could do, mate. Pucker up, put some nice lipstick on, give some test drives.
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#4
head boy? wtf is that

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#5
sorry ts but kensia's post + your avatar = that south park episode with butters and cartman made me lol.


edit: fixed my post
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#6
Say you believe in the schools system and understand why the heirarchy there works the way it does. Imply you can relate well to the authoritative people.
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#7
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Head boy? Does that mean you're the main head giver? Not sure what you could do, mate. Pucker up, put some nice lipstick on, give some test drives.

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#8
bring a guitar and do the presentation as a song
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#13
Offer universal heathcare, that seems to be doing good here in the states....

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#14
Quote by maggot9779
You know most kids hate the prefects right?


I loved the prefects, and was one too, all the kids love you, because you pretend to give a ****, and really don't.
#16
Quote by eviledge87
Say you believe in the schools system and understand why the heirarchy there works the way it does. Imply you can relate well to the authoritative people.


thats good, i need ideas that are different, that no-one else will think of
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#17
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#19
Only people who have serious self importance issues want to be prefects. This rings true with people who want to join the police also. Also, if your school is owt like my school (little bit on the tough side), be prepared to get seven shades of shite kicked through you. (if it's not then you go to a private school and as such you're automatically a twatting bellend.)
#20
Im sorry TS, but Kensai's post is the only one relevant in this thread in the Pit... To apply for the "head boy" position you may as well just take chapstick and knee pads to you interview.

I mean did you seriously expect serious responses with a thread title and subject matter like this?
#23
Quote by Matt-92
Only people who have serious self importance issues want to be prefects. This rings true with people who want to join the police also. Also, if your school is owt like my school (little bit on the tough side), be prepared to get seven shades of shite kicked through you. (if it's not then you go to a private school and as such you're automatically a twatting bellend.)


Funniest damn post I've read in a long time....and strangley accurate.

Well done sir
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#27
Just big yourself up, blow your own trumpet.
Say what you do outside of the classroom and why it makes you perfect for the job.
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#28
Quote by Matt-92
Only people who have serious self importance issues want to be prefects. This rings true with people who want to join the police also. Also, if your school is owt like my school (little bit on the tough side), be prepared to get seven shades of shite kicked through you. (if it's not then you go to a private school and as such you're automatically a twatting bellend.)

This is wrong.
I went to a state school in the middle of a council estate. I never ONCE got beaten up, punched, kicked or whatever. Your school was crap.
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#29
Just talk about how you can be a helpful/beneficial presence to the school.
(I have no idea what a head boy is)
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#30
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bring a guitar and do the presentation as a song

This. Oh lordy lord this!
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#31
learn to suck dick and brown nose the head
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#32
Quote by opc100
This is wrong.
I went to a state school in the middle of a council estate. I never ONCE got beaten up, punched, kicked or whatever. Your school was crap.

Same, in my school you only get dirty looks from chavs <_<


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#33
Quote by Kensai
Head boy? Does that mean you're the main head giver? Not sure what you could do, mate. Pucker up, put some nice lipstick on, give some test drives.



ha ha ha!!!! good one!!! i never even saw it coming! what a knee slapper!!
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#34
At our school, I was voted head boy by people, and to be honest, it's not worth it. Whenever I did something slightly wrong that normal student would get away with, I was dragged into the head teacher's office to explain myself. And plus any authority you think you may gain over the students? Yeah there's none of that. Least at my school.
#35
My advice: don't do it. Why be a head boy? You're only taking up responsibilities that will cripple your social life. Also, refer to Dogs by Pink Floyd.
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ha ha ha!!!! good one!!! i never even saw it coming! what a knee slapper!!


That made me giggle more than the original.
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#39
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Funniest damn post I've read in a long time....and strangley accurate.

Well done sir


enjoy your sig'dom my friend

Quote by opc100
This is wrong.
I went to a state school in the middle of a council estate. I never ONCE got beaten up, punched, kicked or whatever. Your school was crap.


I went to a state school in the middle of a council estate. It was crap. My statement is still correct however. The most obnoxious choads were prefects, and they go on to be members of the police
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