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A Baptist Church near Asheville, N.C., is hosting a "Halloween book burning" to purge the area of "Satan's" works, which include all non-King James versions of the Bible, popular books by many religious authors and even country music.


Good riddance.
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#3
WTF?


Just send them to me!
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#5
I facepalmed as soon as I saw the words 'burn books'.
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#6
Hehehe.... Christians...

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#7
Satan is more beautiful than Jesus.
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They didn't mention metal...
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#11
Christians never cease to amuse with their ridiculous stupidity.
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Hehehe.... Christians...

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I agree with you 100%
#14
Yea, a lot of these Evangelical Christian churches are screwed up and don't even know what they believe anymore. Apparently the original Greek versions of the new testament are satan's books now, idiots...

This is so KKKish. it reminds me of,
"To represent how much we hate those Catholics we're gonna burn a Cross!!"
"But aren't we Christian too, and isn't that one of our symbols as well?"
"Shut up Jeremiah! We're burning a Cross and thats that!"
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#17
What in the hell? If there is a god, I know for sure that he or she wouldn't agree with this at all.
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Yea, a lot of these Evangelical Christian churches are screwed up and don't even know what they believe anymore. Apparently the original Greek versions of the new testament are satan's books now, idiots...

This is so KKKish. it reminds me of,
"To represent how much we hate those Catholics we're gonna burn a Cross!!"
"But aren't we Christian too, and isn't that one of our symbols as well?"
"Shut up Jeremiah! We're burning a Cross and thats that!"



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#19
I really can't believe it's happening here is the thing. This just isn't the kind of place where things like this happen, it's really laid back. I guess when you get farther away from town into Moonshine land and what not though..

Has anything like this ever happened to anyone else's town? Or something as shocking/weird?
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Please know what you're talking about before you talk about...


explain your problems with my post.

And sorry i don't have a lot of time for a deep dogmatic dispute cause i have to go to my next class in like half an hour.
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#21
you have to take pity on the vast majority normal christians when **** like this happens


oh radical southern baptists, you're always good for a laugh

also, burning country music, blessing in disguise?
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#22
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also, burning country music, blessing in disguise?

Depends what kind of country music.
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explain your problems with my post.

And sorry i don't have a lot of time for a deep dogmatic dispute cause i have to go to my next class in like half an hour.


I have to go to my next class in like 20 seconds, so I have less time...

You just said "a lot of these Evangelical Christian churches are screwed up and don't even know what they believe anymore". That's not true. Evanglical Christians include alot of different groups, including me.


Those guys are just a small "section" of "us".
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"I believe the King James version is God's preserved, inspired, inerrant and infallible word of God," Pastor Marc Grizzard told a local news station of his 14-member parish.


Good thing its just 14 of them
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You shouldn't make witty remarks about Nazi's!
#27
I believe the King James version is God's preserved, inspired, inerrant and infallible word of God," Pastor Marc Grizzard told a local news station of his 14-member parish.

Equal Time for Nutjobs. It's a tiny group of people who sent out a press release of some type to get attention for their shenanigans. Why did Raw Story think this was newsworthy? They're lazy and like to tell us that Christians are nuts.

It's not a big deal. It's about the same thing as me and a few friends getting together to burn "Satan's music" and sending out a press release about it.

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Depends what kind of country music.


pop country. all pop country.
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#30
Everyone who is in traveling distance should drive by and blast country and Deicide.
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#31
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Please do not throw all Christian into this group...

Agreed... Not all Christians are fvck nuggets.... Some just take it to an extreme... because a Bible of Christianity is a Bible... no matter KJV or NIV so they actually might be sinning for defacing God's word..... but oh well who cares what i think
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#32
It certainly aint not no witch hunt but a good book burning is always a good way scare the devil outta town, I reckon.
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#33
protest by burning down their church that would show em.All they would do is blame satan if you left no evidence xD.
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#34
****ing religious idiots .

I am ashamed of being human now.
Edit :
They may look extreme to you but dont forget that you believe in a wizard like zombie who's storys have been written down in a lot of versions though you only believe 4 of them and have been translated millions of times so probably every other word has been changed over the years.
A God that uses the same techniques as the maffia( believe in me and I'll protect you .If you don't you go to hell ).
and a story that tells that the whole human race is formed by a man , his rib and one huge load of incest.
And the backup story that says he pulled the entire univers out of his sleeve in 6 days and even had the time to rest for a whole day.
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#35
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Please do not throw all Christian into this group...


This would be a valid point if Christianity as a whole wasn't based on worshiping a magic zombie.
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#36
Just becasue something like this happens, don't let your view of Christians go out the window. I for one am a Christian, and I think this is completely insane.
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#37
YES!! For once everyone's not bashing on Catholics.
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#38
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