Poll: Would you pet an eagle?
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View poll results: Would you pet an eagle?
Yes
128 90%
No
14 10%
Voters: 142.
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#1
Need some stats for a debate in my english class, counting this poll probably isn't legit but whatever.
So would you?

Also,

Would you chase a deer if you got the chance? (female, no antlers)
#3
If I'm really craving for sex, I might chase a deer.
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id ride the deer and wrestle the eagle out of the air
#9
I've pet an eagle once. I chased a deer for a minute or so when I went running outside once. It was a small one so I kept up with it before it went off the track.
#10
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Would you chase a deer if you got the chance? (female, no antlers)


I'd fuck it too.


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#11
I would rather pet a pussy but ya I have no objection to petting an eagle
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#12
sorry. just had to ruin the 100% yes... XP
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#13
I'd say no, for political and moral reasons.


Actually I would. I see no reason not to pet an eagle, unless eagle is a euphemism for something...
#15
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Actually I would. I see no reason not to pet an eagle, unless eagle is a euphemism for something...


Ever heard of a bald eagle?
#17
I don't see why you wouldn't, what harm could possibly come from petting an eagle or running after a deer as long as you aren't dumb enough to pet the eagle really hard, run your hand in the opposite direction of its feathers, or chase the deer all the way back to its mate.

Edit: Half of these jokes I get and half are going miles over my head.
Last edited by cornmancer at Oct 15, 2009,
#19
At the time of my voting :
Yes:32
No:1
Why would you not want to pet an eagle?
Keeping it real since '92
#22
I'd whomp one to see if I'd get in trouble.
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#23
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in case you guys are wondering, the arguement is about how effective this poster is...

I would have to say that the poster is extremely ineffective. Since I haven't got a clue wtf rabbits have to do with any of this.
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#25
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I would have to say that the poster is extremely ineffective. Since I haven't got a clue wtf rabbits have to do with any of this.

the university i go to has like a billion rabbits wandering around and some of the environmental groups were getting pissed about people petting them and chasing them and stuff, so the university decided to put up these posters to stop people and we have to argue over how effective they are.
#26
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in case you guys are wondering, the arguement is about how effective this poster is...



wat?


That is just stupid. Comparing an eagle to a rabbit doesn't even make sense.
#27
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the university i go to has like a billion rabbits wandering around and some of the environmental groups were getting pissed about people petting them and chasing them and stuff, so the university decided to put up these posters to stop people and we have to argue over how effective they are.

If I was back in school and had so many goddam rabbits running around that some bleeding heart tree hugger had to make a poster, my food bill would be reduced by about 90%.
RABBITS TASTE LIKE RABBITS!!!!!!
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#28
why the hell would you idiots desire to pet an eagle?

they aren't cute or cuddly, and they smell like fish and like a dirty bird.

not to mention you startle that guy he's got a huge wingspan, you gonna get birdslapped.

not to mention he can kill you if he feels threatened.
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#29
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I don't get it. Is petting eagles dangerous or something? I don't see why I wouldn't.

uhhh, a big bird of prey with razor sharp talons dangerous? of course not

/sarcasm
#31
I would so pet an eagle, whilst smoking a Churchill-size Cuban cigar and sitting in a cherry wood chair lined with red velvet.
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#32
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why the hell would you idiots desire to pet an eagle?

they aren't cute or cuddly, and they smell like fish and like a dirty bird.

not to mention you startle that guy he's got a huge wingspan, you gonna get birdslapped.

not to mention he can kill you if he feels threatened.

Lol
You made the poster didn't you?
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#34
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If I was back in school and had so many goddam rabbits running around that some bleeding heart tree hugger had to make a poster, my food bill would be reduced by about 90%.
RABBITS TASTE LIKE RABBITS!!!!!!

Sir, you now have me craving the flesh of a rabbit.


Where can I get some at this time of the day?
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Sir, you now have me craving the flesh of a rabbit.


Where can I get some at this time of the day?

Ask the TS where he goes to school. Apparently they are overrun.

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#36
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why the hell would you idiots desire to pet an eagle?


it's like petting a lion: you have made the top-of-the-food-chain predator your pet. That's so incredibly awesome
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they aren't cute or cuddly,

That ain't my style
Cute & cuddly is only acceptable in penguins
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and they smell like fish and like a dirty bird.

so?

every animal smells bad, in one way or another

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not to mention you startle that guy he's got a huge wingspan, you gonna get birdslapped.


Just don't startle it

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not to mention he can kill you if he feels threatened.

almost any animal can kill you if it feels threatened.
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almost any animal can kill you if it feels threatened.

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#38
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#40
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