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#1
Today after having some happy fun time with my lady i realized i pulled my arm and it hurts like a bitch.
Just wondering if anyone else gets injuries from sex.
#2
Someone had a charlie horse while jerkin' off.
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#3
The majority of us in the pit don't engage in what you call "sex".
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#6
i once broke a girls pelvice, does that count?


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#7
anyone got really into it then you pull out to far and before you realize youre out you jam your dick right below the vagina. that **** hurts.

a buddy o mine was drunk and havin fun with his lady and in the middle of it stuck it full blown into the pooper
#8
Quote by zchavez09
i once broke both of a girls pelvices, does that count?


People have more than one pelvis?
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#9
Once when I was young and inexperienced, I stuck my penis in the gf's bumhole and made her bleed.

It didn't heal for 3 weeks.
#11
Quote by Våd Hamster
Once when I was young and inexperienced, I stuck my penis in the gf's bumhole and made her bleed.

It didn't heal for 3 weeks.




Was she mad?

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#12
Quote by Zomby Woof
Awesome thread title. Also, I'm reminded of a certain story involving a guy, a girl, a jolly rancher, and a herpes sack.....

I thought it was a Starburst?
#13
Let's see.... rug burn on both knees... my penis being slammed into a girls thigh when she was on top... having bite marks on my ****... my personal favorite, having 3 fake nails stuck in my ass cheek about 1/2 inch deep.
#14
Quote by Zomby Woof
Awesome thread title. Also, I'm reminded of a certain story involving a guy, a girl, a jolly rancher, and a herpes sack.....



That story makes me "AAAAAAAAAA"
#18
Yeah one time he stuck it in my pooper.
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#22
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Was she mad?


No, but I didn't get to use the chocolate drain until a year-ish after that. It sucked.


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#23
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Someone had a charlie horse while jerkin' off.
That was me!
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#24
Quote by Våd Hamster
No, but I didn't get to use the chocolate drain until a year-ish after that. It sucked.


PROTIP- Vaseline = not suitable as lubricant.



I'll keep that in mind

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#25
Got scratched to hell so bad on my back that I couldnt sit down right for a week.

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#26
Title of thread makes a bitten penis sound like a harmless childhood injury...

Sometimes it is
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#30
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#32
You're not a man until you've been injured in the name of sexytime.
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#36
My dad f*cked a horse and died.....he filmed that sh*t...
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#37
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My dad f*cked a horse and died.....he filmed that sh*t...

But a Centaur was born 9 months later yeah?
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#38
Yeah, one time I was going to town on this one chick, but I pulled my back when I was trying to lift her back into her casket.
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#39
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But a Centaur was born 9 months later yeah?

Ah yes...but we kept him in the basement
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Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

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I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

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