#1
I like to walk around the house naked after i take a shower and fap, but tonight as i was watching my meatballs cook in the microwave my brother walked in the kitchen.
He asked me why i was naked and standing in the kitchen i asked him why he was awake. He stared at me and said i think this is gross, i'm going back to sleep.
Well i'm eating my meatballs but alas im no longer naked.

who likes walking around the house naked?
have you ever been caught?
#2
I'm scared I'll get my penis stuck in a door
Originally Posted by smb
I'm an arrogant bastard - I thought I was good before I'd plucked a note. I was right, of course.

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#5
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I'm scared I'll get my penis stuck in a door


I'm scared I'll step on my balls.
But for the breeze between the knees, the risk is well worth it.
#6
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i was watching my meatballs

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#10
Quote by 'Leviathan'
You stole my new potential sig, TS.


I'm sorry to hear that, oh hey i see my name in your name thing.
WHOA thats crazy.
and no i dont desire to be caught naked by my family.
its 3 in the morning my brother should be sleeping not walking in on my nakedness.
#11
Quote by levi.lydat
i was watching my meatballs cook in the microwave



i was sure that was an innuendo
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#12
Quote by levi.lydat
I'm sorry to hear that, oh hey i see my name in your name thing.
WHOA thats crazy.


I dunno if that was sarcasm or not, but if it was, look at my current sig. Now look at yours.
#13
Quote by 'Leviathan'
I dunno if that was sarcasm or not, but if it was, look at my current sig. Now look at yours.


no i wasnt being sarcastic levi is my name and its in your name thingy!

and ****, i hope i didnt copy you?
i was so caught up in the moment when he asked me to sig him
#15
I just moved into a flat with 5 people i dont know. No more naked cooking for me either
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#16
I misread the thread title as finally free.
And also, obvious troll is obvious :/
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#17
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I misread the thread title as finally free.
And also, obvious troll is obvious :/


haha you are silly, you dont think i seriously walk around my house naked at 4 in the morning?
#18
I walk around naked all the time.

Then again, I live by myself in an upstairs apartment, and I'm usually to cheap to run the AC in the summer if I can deal with the heat.
#21
Quote by levi.lydat
I'm scared I'll step on my balls.
But for the breeze between the knees, the risk is well worth it.


ahhh i know how it is, i hate how the mrs comes home in high heels
Originally Posted by smb
I'm an arrogant bastard - I thought I was good before I'd plucked a note. I was right, of course.

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#22
Quote by sonsie
ahhh i know how it is, i hate how the mrs comes home in high heels


those high heels hurt more than being forced to listen to a dragonforce live show.
and troll?
i hate how i troll all day long and everyone is like "zomg why you say that"
but when i tell a true story everyone calls troll?
#23
Quote by levi.lydat
no i wasnt being sarcastic levi is my name and its in your name thingy!

and ****, i hope i didnt copy you?
i was so caught up in the moment when he asked me to sig him


Nah, it's cool, man, keep it, I'm not fussed. Four other people took it, anyway.
#24
Quote by 'Leviathan'
Nah, it's cool, man, keep it, I'm not fussed. Four other people took it, anyway.



thats good because mine is way better.
#26
wait, you were standing in front of a microwave naked? isnt that bad for you?
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#29
Yes I do and no I haven't. Although I did once hide behind a sofa for a few minutes.

And eating naked feels disgusting for some reason. I wouldn't do that.
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#30
Quote by whalepudding
Yes I do and no I haven't.

Although eating naked feels disgusting for so.e reason.


I think you are doing something wrong

but hell yeah doesn't it feel awesome?