#1
last night i dreamed that me and my gf were on a trip and the traffic came to a halt. we were at the end of the line and a 18 wheeler with no brakes plowed into us.

THis mornin on the way to school im waiting at a stoplight in the right turn lane and a 18 wheeler starts to merge into the lane im in and im hoppin the curb and came like an inch from gettin run over
#2
Cool story, bro.

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#4
I had a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

Hasn't come true though
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#6
I had a dream. I don't remember it, though.
Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon,
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He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse,
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#7
Probably should have named this thread DeJa vu
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#8
I had a dream about dreaming of having a dream inside a dream where in I was having a dream.
#10
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#11
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That's what you meant right?
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