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Funny story. Ya see, my sister is a pot head. Alot of pot heads have secret stash places. Normal story so far, right?

"Well where is your stash place, wonderful sister?"

"oh ho ho, I cant tell you."

"Alright *shrugs* im going to go take a shower before I go out on my date"


And so off I went to innocently indulge myself in a clean innocent shower. Ah, what a nice shower...let me finish it up with a few swigs of the deodorant, you know, like normal people do. Grab my deodorant stick...hmm..why does it seem a little loose and shakey? Im pretty sure its quite new. Whatever! And there I go..naively putting my deodorant on.

....

*sniff*
....

Why...does my deodorant smell odd? And thats when I freeze in my steps..shimmy the odor stick part of it off and discover....HER HIDING SPOT WAS INSIDE MYYY DEODORANT STICK!! WTF!?!?


Now I smell like pot and strawberry deodorant. And im leaving for my date in 5 min.


tl;dr: May I re-iterate, her stash place...was in my...deodorant stick. Like she literally forced the odor stick out, shoved the pot in, and then forced the odor stick back in. Why my deodorant stick? That is all. Off I go on my date. Share your stash places, laugh at my misfortune, whatever it is you wish.
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#2

Never would have guessed.
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#3
She's not the smartest one, is she? Atleast she could've kept the deodorant stick out of the bathroom
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#4
Strawberry deodorant?


What are you, some kinda friut?
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#5
That is ridiculous
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#6
No, yellowfizbee does not need to lie about dates.

Were you dating a smoker that night, by chance?

Then it would have worked to your advantage.




You always have great threads..
#8
post pictures.
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#14
And im leaving for my date in 5 min


So you're posting a story about this in an online forum?

Also, STRAWBERRY DEODERANT?
#15
I heard about someone hid their stash in their own jewerlry box. Unfortunataly, her mother wanted to borrow some of her daughters bling one night and....well....
*Ahem*
#16
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post pictures.

This.

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Hide your stash in her tampons.

And this.
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#17
Quote by yellowfrizbee
im leaving for my date in 5 min.



Yeah right.
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#19
koolaid containers work better. theyre airtight, and when you open them the koolaid smell covers up most of the weed smell. it works out well, because koolaid is awesome for killing cottonmouth.
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#20
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I want strawberry deodrant.


I have strawberry shampoo.

...But that really doesn't have much to do with anything.
#22
Quote by stepco12345
I have strawberry shampoo.

...But that really doesn't have anything to do with anything.


Maybe you and ctb can shower together...


...Not that that really has anything to do with anything.
Last edited by Tire Me. at Oct 17, 2009,
#23
Why don't you make her some coffee and "hide" some cocaine in there.
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Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
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Quote by Vendetta16
Strawberry deodorant?


What are you, some kinda friut?


ya he's a strawberry .................................................

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#26
good luck with the date.

good luck with the pothead sister.

that is all.
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#28
Typing this from phone..wont be replying till after I get back. Not a real date btw lmao its dinner and shopping with my gay friend. ill post more details later but its all truth and no my sister wasnt trying to pull a prank..shes just that stupid ..also I dont know what legit smell the deodorant was called. It says "oxygen". It smells like strawberries. I smell...so funky
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#29
Well obviously she hid it in your deodorant stick
A) She didn't want to smell like pot, that's nasty
B) If you smell like pot people are more likely to accuse you of smoking pot, and ignore her.
#30
Quote by stepco12345
I have strawberry shampoo.

...But that really doesn't have much to do with anything.
I do too.

You're right.
#31
I want strawberry deodorant. According to my friend I smell like freshly done laundry, but I'd rather smell like strawberries.
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#34
A Hispanic girl with a swollen eye, on a date with a gay guy, and smelling of strawberries and pot?! Adding all of this up makes for a very strange yet delightfully entertaining story...
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ya he's a strawberry .................................................








I love you.

That actually made me laugh for like a minute!
#36
Steal her stash. It's in your stuff, so it's yours.

Better yet, smoke it without her knowing, so she thinks she's smoking too much and needs to stop.
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#38
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Typing this from phone..wont be replying till after I get back. Not a real date btw lmao its dinner and shopping with my gay friend. ill post more details later but its all truth and no my sister wasnt trying to pull a prank..shes just that stupid ..also I dont know what legit smell the deodorant was called. It says "oxygen". It smells like strawberries. I smell...so funky

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#40
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A Hispanic girl with a swollen eye, on a date with a gay guy, and smelling of strawberries and pot?! Adding all of this up makes for a very strange yet delightfully entertaining story...

Basically this. my eye will be swollen for a while too.


Anywho, im back from my date. It was delightful. I went ahead and told him my story after asking if he noticed any weird smell on me he thought it was pretty humorous. We saw CRAZY ass frickin bugs man ..like..cool lookin centipede caterpillar things. I wish I was high...theyd be 10x cooler. THEY WERE EVERYWHEREE!


WHAT IS THAT? LOOK HOW FAT IT IS!




On topic: I went and checked the deodorant and apparently shes taken it out and hidden it somewhere else already...so no stealing it unfortunately ! Yes my sister has an account on here, btw. Her username is Drybananna. And im scared of where shes hid it this time.
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