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#1
I just got tickets for a Satyricon concert next week and my black metal friend and death metal friend have decided they can't go because its on a Sunday (really br00tal of them considering Sunday is ideal church burning time, jk ) but now I'm stuck going alone as any other friend I ask is all wtf black metal, so any advice as to how to still have a fun time? I don't really know what to expect from a black metal concert although its not the most underground band. Toxic Holocaust and Bleeding Through will also be playing. Would it be moshing basically or will there be goat sacrifices...


Tl:dr - Friends won't go to metal concert, going alone, tips on how to still have a fun time and what to expect from a black metal concert?
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Is there honestly goat sacrifice and shizz?
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#6
I'm sure the music will be good for one.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#7
1. Bring weed
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bleeding through isnt that balack metal are they? regardless. as far as im concerned. i would have more fun going to a concert if i was alone. most people are afraid of doing dumb things at concerts with friends. and seeing as how it sounds like youve never ben to one of said black metal shows. go have a blast in the pit without worry.
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#10
They better play dark medieval times.
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Is there honestly goat sacrifice and shizz?

Yes....allot of goats are sacrificed to the bands
If you don't sacrifice a goat, then you are going to ruin the band. Goats are sacrificed so that Satan can grant the band the ability to play the br00t4l musics. Without the goats, they have no musics, so Black Metal would cease to exist. Please, for the love of Black Metal, sacrifice a goat!!
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1. Bring weed
2. Make friends at concert
3. ???????
4. Profit!


this is actually a step by step recollection of what me and a guy im not quite good friends with did at our first metal concert (metallica, dublin august 1st) we met some metallica vet.s and gave them some extra beer we werent going to drink before we went in. they did ruin it a little bit by saying when stuff was about to happen e.g. fireworks before one. once metallica came on we lost them though...

EDIT: and yeah youre probably better off alone because you dont have to worry about losing each other, meeting up at certain times/places if you do. the guy i went with also wrecked my buzz a little bit
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#15
Bring a knife and improvise.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#17
I had a dream once where I was at a behemoth concert (behemoth are black/death metal aren't they?) and I was just standing listening to the music. Next thing I know, they stopped playing. Then they stared at me and ordered the crowd to rip me apart, they did. I guess i was the goat


But it should be fun going to a concert by yourself, but if you really feel uncomfortable going by yourself. Find a friend that likes one of the support bands and take them along, if that doesn't work then maybe you just shouldn't go.......


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#19
The only black metal show I've been to was Wolves in the Throne Room back in July. It was in a bar and thus was really tame. I imagine that the show you're going to will be different. One of my friends told me that at a Mayhem show he saw someone's arm get broken :O.

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They better play dark medieval times.


They better XD
But I already have the tickets so I'm surely going, I guess I'll just try to talk with a bunch of people, if there are a moshes, hopping in there the whole time wouldn't be too bad, I was just thinking maybe it'd be a bunch of dudes in corpse paint making kvlt faces at the bands, but it sounds like it should be fun
#21
Wear a black metal band shirt so that people will come up to you and be like "Hey, nice shirt" then you can start a conversation and chill with those people.

It's what I did when my friend bailed on going to Opeth with me.
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Wear a black metal band shirt so that people will come up to you and be like "Hey, nice shirt" then you can start a conversation and chill with those people.

It's what I did when my friend bailed on going to Opeth with me.


This is actually really good advice. I would say it doesn't even need to be a black metal band you're repping, but it should be an obscure band. No one's going to give a sh*t that you love Iron Maiden or Bathory.
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Wear a black metal band shirt so that people will come up to you and be like "Hey, nice shirt" then you can start a conversation and chill with those people.


I only have a Bodom shirt since this is my 2nd concert idk if I should wear it, ill probs buy a satyricon shirt if theyre selling but then again im not sure how much conversation that would spawn as everyone would probably be wearing one...

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I'll go. Toxic Holocaust are awesome


If youre in NY go next Sunday hehe, it seems like Toxic Holocaust opens for all the bands I wanna seem, they seem pretty cool
#25
Bodom shirt might be bad, you may look like a non-kvlt poser. Which is stupid.

I dunno, just talk to the people next to you (stay clear of the moshpits if you wanna have a decent conversation).
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I only have a Bodom shirt since this is my 2nd concert idk if I should wear it, ill probs buy a satyricon shirt if theyre selling but then again im not sure how much conversation that would spawn as everyone would probably be wearing one...


Don't wear the Children of Bodom shirt. Trust me.
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Bodom shirt might be bad, you may look like a non-kvlt poser. Which is stupid.

I dunno, just talk to the people next to you (stay clear of the moshpits if you wanna have a decent conversation).


Yea thats what I thought, I guess I'll try to get a Satyricon shirt or look for an obscure band shirt like jackyl advised before going
#29
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Don't wear the Children of Bodom shirt. Trust me.

Let him wear what the fuck he wants

Because everyone's gonna judge him based on the shirt he wears


Seriously, no one judges anyone based on band shirts except for immature kids
#30
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Let him wear what the fuck he wants

Because everyone's gonna judge him based on the shirt he wears


Seriously, no one judges anyone based on band shirts except for immature kids


He's going to a black metal concert. The kid in the Horna shirt is definitely gonna be like "Pfft, Children of Bodom? What a pussy." and it'll probably cause unnecessary drama.
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Let him wear what the fuck he wants

Because everyone's gonna judge him based on the shirt he wears


Seriously, no one judges anyone based on band shirts except for immature kids

Yeah, I think in this instance, he's better off w/o the CoB just because of the kvlt black metal crowd.
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Is there honestly goat sacrifice and shizz?


Yes. They have to otherwise Satan will not grant them the power to play this at 500 bpm
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Yeah, I think in this instance, he's better off w/o the CoB just because of the kvlt black metal crowd.

I often wear pop-punk or ska shirts to Death and Black Metal shows
#36
Dude it's Satyricon, it's not freaking' Moonblood or something, they're hardly as black metal as they used to be so I wouldn't worry, only pit I'd be a little worried about would be Toxic Holocaust because they're more thrashy. Have fun though.
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3. ???????
4. Profit!


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#38
Ive seen satiricon before and there was nothing like that, seriously satr and co are just like your average rock stars.
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2. Make friends at concert
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