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#1
A little lesson for those trying to understand the 'friend zone' concept.

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.


There you have it. You have just been 'friend zoned'. And I did not write this but I am not sure who did. It's why I have it in quotes.

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#2
I think we all know what friend zoning is all too well, thanks.
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#3
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I think we all know what friend zoning is all too well, thanks.


Apparently some people could use a reminder!
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#7
I think a majority of guys (and possibly quite a few girls) have been or will be friend zoned at least once in their life, best thing to do is try and make the best of a bad situation and see if the zone-er has any other attractive friends or (if your sex drive is high and your morals are low) relatives.
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#9
lol. it's so true.
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#10
I don't think i've ever been friendzoned to be honest. I've had female friends that I didn't want to ****. So I doubt that counts. Nice analogy.
#13
The friend zone makes you learn from your mistakes.
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#14
Haha that's so true TS, nice find.

This exact thing happened to me yesterday with my girlfriend (Yes i managed to get FZd by my girlfriend >_>
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#15
Awesome!! Story of my life haha

I think a majority of guys (and possibly quite a few girls) have been or will be friend zoned at least once in their life, best thing to do is try and make the best of a bad situation and see if the zone-er has any other attractive friends or (if your sex drive is high and your morals are low) relatives.


Relatives? Thats a good idea. . . .
#17
Quote by El Hilliaro
Haha that's so true TS, nice find.

This exact thing happened to me yesterday with my girlfriend (Yes i managed to get FZd by my girlfriend >_>

she was probably never your girlfriend in the first place LOL denial much xD
#19
Is it wrong that I friend zone a lot of girls?
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by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#20
Very very true.


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#22
Yes I am friendzoned by my best mate. Its all good.
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#24
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Is it wrong that I friend zone a lot of girls?
Not wrong at all. Cuz you can't really FZ anyone. They do that to themself.
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#26
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Not wrong at all. Cuz you can't really FZ anyone. They do that to themself.


Thats what I figured.

Stop trying to be their friends you idiots. Gotta be assertive and show them that you want to be their man.

If she doesnt bite, then find someone else and try not to be their friend next time.
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#28
the friend zone is only an issue with people who are desperate for love, impatient, or dont realize that for about 99% of girls on earth, youre better off as friends. I have at least 10-15 ladyfriends that consider me one of their closest friends, if not their closest guy friend. They're all gonna be much more reliable, supportive, and fun than if they were my girlfriends. And if one of them develops into a relationship then awesome, but whatever, its all about patience
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Quote by Nelsean
Thats what I figured.

Stop trying to be their friends you idiots. Gotta be assertive and show them that you want to be their man.

If she doesnt bite, then find someone else and try not to be their friend next time.

The girl I was talking about was my girlfriend, then she broke up with me and fz'd me.
#30
if your in the friend zone is it harder to catch them in my balls?

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#31
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The girl I was talking about was my girlfriend, then she broke up with me and fz'd me.


Thats a different story though. You actually had the chance to be with her, but somewhere along the way the relationship went sour and now you're just friends. It happens. Don't get caught up over it, there's plenty of other girls out there.

Also, if you do find someone else, watch her become jealous because she probably expects you to keep trying to go out with her as her own confidence booster. Don't become her puppet, and move on with your life. It'll feel a lot better.
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#33
Quote by Psychaberration
the friend zone is only an issue with people who are desperate for love, impatient, or dont realize that for about 99% of girls on earth, youre better off as friends. I have at least 10-15 ladyfriends that consider me one of their closest friends, if not their closest guy friend. They're all gonna be much more reliable, supportive, and fun than if they were my girlfriends. And if one of them develops into a relationship then awesome, but whatever, its all about patience
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Quote by Nelsean
Thats a different story though. You actually had the chance to be with her, but somewhere along the way the relationship went sour and now you're just friends. It happens. Don't get caught up over it, there's plenty of other girls out there.

Also, if you do find someone else, watch her become jealous because she probably expects you to keep trying to go out with her as her own confidence booster. Don't become her puppet, and move on with your life. It'll feel a lot better.

This, if a relationship doesn't work out it's better to come out of it as friends instead of not talking to each other again.
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Quote by Nelsean
Thats a different story though. You actually had the chance to be with her, but somewhere along the way the relationship went sour and now you're just friends. It happens. Don't get caught up over it, there's plenty of other girls out there.

Also, if you do find someone else, watch her become jealous because she probably expects you to keep trying to go out with her as her own confidence booster. Don't become her puppet, and move on with your life. It'll feel a lot better.

She dumped me for another guy and is dating him now.

And I'm still fz'd.

I ****ing HATE this zone.


EDIT: lol sorry this isn't the relationship thread :p
#36
Quote by Nelsean
Thats what I figured.

Stop trying to be their friends you idiots. Gotta be assertive and show them that you want to be their man.

If she doesnt bite, then find someone else and try not to be their friend next time.

this
#37
people say about learning from it but how exactly do you get friendzoned?? i always assumed it was because they didnt think you were "attractive"
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#38
Quote by kwidjibo1
people say about learning from it but how exactly do you get friendzoned?? i always assumed it was because they didnt think you were "attractive"

No it's when women don't think of you as a boyfriend, but rather someone they can talk to about their problems, and have a guys perspective on their relationships and things like that.

Honestly most relationships (atleast from the women point of view) don't rely on looks at all, for guys it's alot of looks, for women they are all about personality, so if you're a boring douche who's hot, you won't get many chicks, if you a fun cool guy who's ugly you'll be rollin in the bitches.
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#39
Quote by Cymbalez
She dumped me for another guy and is dating him now.

And I'm still fz'd.

I ****ing HATE this zone.


EDIT: lol sorry this isn't the relationship thread :p
The get the hell out. Stop giving her your attention. Spend it on girls who you DO have a shot at. And don't give it up fo free. Make 'em work for it.
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#40
We all know friendzone. We all hate friend zone.
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