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#1
Hahaha, it's true.
Has anyone else had a similar experience? Perhaps a different colour..
#2
Did you drink an ocean water from Sonic?

Those always make me poo green.
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#4
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#8
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No. No I can't say I have.

What the hell did you eat?


Edit:

I don't even know
is 1 litre of milk bad?

I had some green peas... but i always have green peas.
#10
^ Ahhh ya bastard...

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I don't even know
is 1 litre of milk bad?

I had some green peas... but i always have green peas.



Is the milk bad?

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#13
Green poop means you have too much iron in your diet.
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#14
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Green poop means you have too much iron in your diet.

AHHH!! i know now!
i've had to many tuna sandwhiches over the week, thankyou
#16
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Green poop means you have too much iron in your diet.


O.O How do you know this?!?!?
Anyways, it has happened to me a couple times. I always thought I just ate to much veggies....
#17
Just be thankful it wasnt black. Apparently that means you have internal bleeding... or youve been drinking blood. Vampires most likely have black poo
#18
I have had 2 cans of tuna each day for the past week, now im going to have to check my shit every time I go to the toilet Thanks alot guys.

EDIT:Okay tuna has protein not iron. *googles high iron foods and rummages pantry*
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#19
I shat orange poo once. We were on a camping trip with our sixth grade, and there were bathroom stalls outside. So I have to take a **** on the first day, and go to the stalls. They were really nasty, with all kind of insects and spiders crawling around, so I was like, 'HELL NO! I'm not going to crap here!' So I decided to try and hold it in till we get home three days later.
Well, it seems even I couldn't take it that long.

So on the third day, I couldn't take it anymore. So I ran to the stalls, and the **** exploded out of my ass. It was the biggest pile of orange diarrhea I had ever seen. I was so happy they weren't out of toilet paper (doesn't surprise my when no one wants to take a **** in those stalls). But then I tried to flush it, it wouldn't work So I went to get my cousin, who was a supervisor there, and told me I took an enormous orange crap and couldn't flush it. She burst out laughing and went to the stall, then she laughed even harder.

I don't know if it was ever cleaned up by any of us
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#21
When i was a kid a had this VERY artificially coloured lollipop.
It gave me blue poop.
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#24
so did i when i was on vacation on cyprus a month back. i drank a drink called blue lagoon all day, and my poop turned green... not blue.
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#26
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I shat green twice in one day last week.

I blamed McDonalds might angus burgers (I had a few)


... those are at burger king. fitting username too.
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#28
They are good.

Best thing on the menu. For the price though, you're probably better off getting one from a fish and chip shop or something tohugh.

And no, they're definitely at maccas
#29
We used to have this cordial that made you **** blue.
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#31
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Wat


.. they are in sweden. angus burgers.
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#36
Ive **** blue once. When i was younger, i bought a pack of blue nerds (this was whenthat did special edition one colour packs for a while) (lollies for who dont know) and just downed all the blue suckas and couple hours later, noticed i shat blue!
#39
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Australian angus beef.


I think The Grand Angus is the STUPIDEST name for a burger purely because I always read it as The Grand Anus Burger.
#40
i had green poop coz i had McDees after like months...
it screwed with me
UHH!


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