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#1
So, how 'bout dem? There's certainly some strange ones around. Scat, Gloves, Ears.
These 2 guys at school have recently developed a particularly strange and disturbing one: Male spit. Cept they don't get turned on by the spit itself, although they do a little bit, they hell horny when they slag in people's faces. Unfortunately, that face seems to be mine and a select group of other people they hang around with. Any suggestions to help make it stop? I have sticky carrot-spit all over my hair at the moment. If you guys have any weird and bizarre fetishes, feel free to disgust them here too.
SHREDIT: They get really horny if they get it somewhere on your face.
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#2
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#3
That's fucking weird...

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So, how 'bout dem? There's certainly some strange ones around. Scat, Gloves, Ears.
These 2 guys at school have recently developed a particularly strange and disturbing one: Male spit. Cept they don't get turned on by the spit itself, although they do a little bit, they hell horny when they slag in people's faces. Unfortunately, that face seems to be mine and a select group of other people they hang around with. Any suggestions to help make it stop? I have sticky carrot-spit all over my hair at the moment. If you guys have any weird and bizarre fetishes, feel free to disgust them here too.
SHREDIT: They get really horny if they get it somewhere on your face.

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So, how 'bout dem? There's certainly some strange ones around. Scat, Gloves, Ears.
These 2 guys at school have recently developed a particularly strange and disturbing one: Male spit. Cept they don't get turned on by the spit itself, although they do a little bit, they hell horny when they slag in people's faces. Unfortunately, that face seems to be mine and a select group of other people they hang around with. Any suggestions to help make it stop? I have sticky carrot-spit all over my hair at the moment.


Legal action? That shit is fucking disgusting. That or a swift kick to the head.
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Brazilian fart fetish porn.


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#13
I get off to myself in a mirror wearing a clown suit soaked in gasoline. What usually makes me finish is when I turn the mirror, and someone is standing there in a very horror-movie-esque fashion. Upon achieving said orgasm, I usually strike a match, igniting the gasoline.


But other than that, nothing weird.
#15
Legal action is a great idea for you. You could probably make a sexual harrassment case out of it.
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#16
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So, how 'bout dem? There's certainly some strange ones around. Scat, Gloves, Ears.
These 2 guys at school have recently developed a particularly strange and disturbing one: Male spit. Cept they don't get turned on by the spit itself, although they do a little bit, they hell horny when they slag in people's faces. Unfortunately, that face seems to be mine and a select group of other people they hang around with. Any suggestions to help make it stop? I have sticky carrot-spit all over my hair at the moment. If you guys have any weird and bizarre fetishes, feel free to disgust them here too.
SHREDIT: They get really horny if they get it somewhere on your face.


I think you need to switch schools and never talk about this again.
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#17
whats scat?


/im 12 wtf is this?
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#18
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whats scat?


/im 12 wtf is this?

Jazz porn, with like saxophones and double basses and shit, it's really weird. It's just like chicks getting boned with weird time signatures and chromatic scales as the porn music.

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Jazz porn, with like saxophones and double basses and shit, it's really weird. It's just like chicks getting boned with weird time signatures and chromatic scales as the porn music.


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#20
He spit in your hair?
are you stupid? even if he was my friend i would kick his ass and KEEP IT REAL.
Got to let that bitch know he can't do that.
#21
not that i can think of. I kinda wish there was LoTR porn and maybe even Dr. Who porn.


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#22
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not that i can think of. I kinda wish there was LoTR porn and maybe even Dr. Who porn.


wat
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not that i can think of. I kinda wish there was LoTR porn and maybe even Dr. Who porn.
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wat



nah that one was fake. but i honestly wish that they made LotR porn
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#24
i have a major foot fetish!
other than that, just the regular stockings, heels, corset, thongs thing.
...oh and latex...
...and tattoos...
...and fat girls...


..also i find the nurses out of silent hill majorly hot, i dont really have a thing for nurses in general, just them!

..is that wrong?
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nah that one was fake. but i honestly wish that they made LotR porn

A quick Google has provided me with a crudely photoshopped picture of Gandalf jizzing on Galadriel's face. It's pretty lulzy.

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#27
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A quick Google has provided me with a crudely photoshopped picture of Gandalf jizzing on Galadriel's face. It's pretty lulzy.

"I put on my robe and wizard hat..."







i shall investigate this further.

on topic, my friend who plays WoW, watches WoW porn. i dont see what he gets out of Blood Elf on Blood Elf.
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#28
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i shall investigate this further.

on topic, my friend who plays WoW, watches WoW porn. i dont see what he gets out of Blood Elf on Blood Elf.


Meh, at least it's not Tauren on Tauren

I assume that you're all referring to LOTR porn as... porn with Liv Tyler? If not... you're all sick bastards!


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#29
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Jazz porn, with like saxophones and double basses and shit, it's really weird. It's just like chicks getting boned with weird time signatures and chromatic scales as the porn music.

Sometimes I love you ZeroHartman


Slightly off topic, has anyone seen the BBC interpretation of Macbeth where James MacAvoy plays Macbeth as a chef? Whenever stuff starts happening this random jazz/James Bondesque spy music comes on.
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#30
Nothing wrong with fetishes. I dated a guy with a foot fetish and it was plenty fun; gave more room to be creative and the foot rubs were a great perk.
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#31
thongs ftw. they should get their own thread
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#32
And why did you let him get away with spitting in your hair?
Don't be a wussy speak up.
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#34
Hmm. Doctor, I believe someone here requires your attention...
He likes Keats but she's into Yeats - it's a matter of Romance

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#35
I sometimes get raging boners when i lie on my dick.
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#36
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Jazz porn, with like saxophones and double basses and shit, it's really weird. It's just like chicks getting boned with weird time signatures and chromatic scales as the porn music.


#37
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Jazz porn, with like saxophones and double basses and shit, it's really weird. It's just like chicks getting boned with weird time signatures and chromatic scales as the porn music.


Is it strange that I'd absolutely love to see jazz porn?

Even though fusion is really the only type of jazz that regularly features weird time signatures. There's the occasional exception, like all of Time Out by Dave Brubeck, of course.
#39
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I have a fetish fetish. Is that fetish^2 or what?

Bishbish, d'you have a fetish for yourself then?
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