#1
and have to clean up. I have 67 empty beer cans/bottles in my room and another thirty in the trash can in the kitchen. Pics? You got it




edit: lied. 66 empties and one unopened one. Score!

Sidenote: my asshole of a roommate put out his cigar on my hand. Good treatments or anything besides neosporin to keep it from getting infected?

Pics of said hand



Said roommate also dropped my toothbrush in the toilet last night. He wasn't even drunk


Tell me about your weekend. Good? Fun? Entertaining? Anything interesting happen?
#3
That's a nasty looking burn. Do the other hand and go around saying you're Jesus!
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#4
Call that a party? I don't see any dead hookers.
Originally Posted by Chromeproguitar
they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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#5
Meh. After me and 4 buddies went camping overnight the next morning we had 98 bottles and 3 liquor bottles to clean up.
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#7
TS DRINKS@!!!


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#9
Looks like a typical work night. It takes about that to knock the dust out of my throat.
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#10
Quote by josh999x
Wheres the cocaine and hot chicks?

The ladies left already. Made me an omelette before she left. Will be calling her again. No coke, have to pass piss tests for my winter job
#11
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#12
Quote by Ace88
Meh. After me and 4 buddies went camping overnight the next morning we had 98 bottles and 3 liquor bottles to clean up.

Right. Four buddies. I drank 108 beers. More calories than those little african kids get in a year.

PS: I did get general tso. I know the suspense must have been driving you guys mad.
Last edited by pak1351 at Oct 19, 2009,
#13
Tell me about your weekend. Good? Fun? Entertaining? Anything interesting happen?


You just wanted to post those pics did'nt you?
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#14
A few weeks ago my friend burned my neck with her cigarette. Use an anti-septic and then try to get some aloe-vera.
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#16
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You just wanted to post those pics did'nt you?

no. If I wanted to just post pics that's what I would have done. Also: Didn't
#18
Quote by pak1351
no. If I wanted to just post pics that's what I would have done. Also: Didn't




Whatever grammar nazi schatzi.
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#19
....Congratulations? .....
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#20
Quote by pak1351
no. If I wanted to just post pics that's what I would have done. Also: Didn't


Uh, you forgot to cap that "N" at the beginning of your sentence Nazi man.
I AGREE
#22
Waking up morning after a party with shit loads to clean up
normal response: ahh **** that, my head hurts way to much, i'll clean it up next week *goes back to sleep*
TS' response: omg i soooo need to post this on UG, all the guys will be like "omfg bad boyz" and i'll be the coolerest person eva!!!!!

#24
I woke up too. thats awesome
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#26
Quote by Todd Hart
Waking up morning after a party with shit loads to clean up
normal response: ahh **** that, my head hurts way to much, i'll clean it up next week *goes back to sleep*
TS' response: omg i soooo need to post this on UG, all the guys will be like "omfg bad boyz" and i'll be the coolerest person eva!!!!!


Nice. Just puked. Woke up at 10pm last night and thought it was 10 am. Damn power keeps going out in my house and ruining my clock. Nobody has anything to say about his/her weekend?