#1
...I've ever had...

Me and my bud head out to montreal, go to our planned hotel, find out that instead of our cheap room costing 60$ (as said on their site) it costs 87$ plus the 5$ key deposit, so **** it we take it anyways. He tells us its a budget room with a twin bed a tv and a sink - in other words NO WASHROOM, only a shared one on the floor, we laugh our asses off in front of him and then he gives us the evil eye, and he's chinese, so it just looks like a chinese guy looking at you normally. We go to our room and we laugh even more as we see that it measures 6 meters by 3 meters, so holy shit were in for a time arent we. So no plans, we decide to just get wasted in the room and go out later on. We get totally ****ed up, end up filling the entire room with smoke from cigars, incense and a fire we started on the desk, the whole time the window was closed. The smoke detector goes off, i rip it out and throw it out the window. We then spent a good hour yelling things out the window such as sexist and racial profanities simply because thats the only sterotypes that we saw walking down the street. Then i took the washroom plunger and stuck it to someones room door, and i take the other plunger and throw it out the window which almost hit someone. Then i pissed out the window which showered onto people underneath who were waiting in line for something, they were pretty pissed. Then we threw more random shit out the window such as paper plates, sandwiches on cars, water bottles, beer bottles (empty and partially full) into the street without even looking, thank **** nothing hit someone, just close calls, that shit could have killed someone. Then we go out, i end up spending at least 200$ on strippers - bad idea considering im a total sexaholic except im able to retain myself from going that far. Then we come back to the hotel, the guy yells at us for being to loud because they got complaints. And then says something like ''oh and yeah guys, the fire extinguisher? what the **** was that? we got cameras you know" (we had just picked it up and noticed it was already empty) so to make the situation better my friend just says "by the way it's empty eh" and the guy's facial reaction was priceless. Then we go up the stair case littered with rat poison to go crash in our room as we tried to sleep while listening to the old couple across the hall, arguing and fighting for 8 hours about how wether they should just walk to the liquor instead of taking the car.

We wake up, check out, leave and just drive around town. Then we park the cah in a parking lot. We meet up with our other friend, then my friend needs to take a huge shit, so we go back to the hotel we just checked out of, i run upstairs the guy cathes my friend's eye and asks him what hes doing, he says he has to shit and they're cool with it. So im upstairs walking around thinking my friend got kicked out, and some chinese guy who works there is in the hall watching me. So i gotta think fast, i knock a random door, three girls answer, i tell them i'm their escort and here to show them a good time, they say sorry wrong room and then i say ok, my bad. The guy comes to me and asks me wtf im doing and i tell him ''my guy told me to come here and show them a good time and just do my job'' lol and then he argues saying theres no phones in the room not knowing about the existence of cellphones. So i just leave real fast before he has the chance to follow me. Then i see him in the street later and asks me shit like ''wtf man you cannot do dat, iz not cool man'' and then i tell him to shut his chink ass mouth or he'll be eating the curb, so he walks away all cool with his skinny chinese lankiness and his gay preppy peacoat.

So then we go see Fogging Molly, ****ING FANTASTIC SHOW, absolutely great time. And we get out, go to my friend's car, and wow look at that, someone just ****ing cleaned it out (biting my racial tongue). The lock was popped out. My 60$ bag filled with my clothes, my 350$ ipod, my 100$ transmitter, my phone charger AND my expensive ass GPS. They took my friend's bag with his ipod and his clothes as well as his gym bag and they took my other friend's bag with his ipod speakers in it. And so we spend 45 minutes trying to get out of montreal because we have no clue where were going and most of the exits and shit were blocked off so we spent most of our time on cigarette alley (a long road full of shacks owned by natives who sell smokes that they traffic across the border) trying to find the right highway.

So yeah, FML. Look me in the eye and tell me god exists, I dare you.

...how was your ****ing weekend?
#3
Today, I read a wall of text and it fell on me FML
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#4
It's too long.
I didn't read.
The good times are killing me.


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#5
Serves you right, you douchebag.

TL;DR: TS is a racist prick who got his stuff stolen. Boohoo. I was hoping you got shot by the end of it.
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#7
Sounds like karma.
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#10
Ouch. My weekend wasn't bad, aquired a 60$ bag filled with clothes, a 350$ ipod, 100$ transmitter, a phone charger and an expensive-ass GPS. Also a bag an ipod inside, along with clothes. ALSO, a gym bag and ANOTHER bad with ipod speakers in it. !
#12
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massive wall of text


yeah sorry about that lol its either vent this out here, or set that hotel on fire.
#13
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yeah sorry about that lol its either vent this out here, or set that hotel on fire.


Or you could do the rest of the world a favor and just set yourself on fire.
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#15
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Then i pissed out the window which showered onto people underneath who were waiting in line for something, they were pretty pissed.

Pun intended?
#16
So pretty much your a moron, and because your a moron, bad things happen to you.

Looks like you'll have to grow the fuck up.
#17
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i'd say that's some serious karma coming back on you for acting like a jackass.

Toally true, that the first thing i thought, ****ING KARMA. there should be a rule that says karma doesnt aplly if alcohol is involved.
#18
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There are many large bricks in that massive wall of text.

Blogs are nice by the way.

Many chinks in it as well.
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#19
I read it all.

You're an asshole.
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#20
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Ouch. My weekend wasn't bad, aquired a 60$ bag filled with clothes, a 350$ ipod, 100$ transmitter, a phone charger and an expensive-ass GPS. Also a bag an ipod inside, along with clothes. ALSO, a gym bag and ANOTHER bad with ipod speakers in it. !

Uncreative. I am disapoint.
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#22
I I only skimmed it because that ****ing wall of text was unnecessary and I can guarantee you NO ONE on the internet cares.
But from what I read, it sounds like you deserved it.

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So yeah, FML. Look me in the eye and tell me god exists, I dare you.


First of all, that is NO argument against God. Second of all, you just argued FOR his existence because he gave you what you deserve.
#23
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yeah sorry about that lol its either vent this out here, or set that hotel on fire.



or the 3rd option STFU!
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#25
TS, that's a very well made up story of bull shit. Are you in 8th grade? You remind me of children in 8th grade.

Edit: Also, I know you're lying because if you were doing all that, setting off fire detectors, smoke in the room with a closed window, which would go out in to the hall, and people would smell it; throwing stuff out the window, vandalizing other rooms, pissing on people. The cops would have been called, they would have figured out which room it was coming from, and would have arrested you.

Your story is complete, 100% bull shit
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#26
I seriously doubt any of this happened but if it did you deserve it
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#28
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Many chinks in it as well.


I saw what you did there!

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#29
you're a fucking idiot.

when reading the first 2 paragraphs i thought a mod might have changed it because while reading it all i could think was "this guy is a huge douchebag", turns out you are.

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#31
Speaking of walls and bricks,

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick - The Brick gets laid
#32
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Looks like you'll have to grow the fuck up.



actually no, its more like looks like I should never get drunk off of runner's rum ever again.
Last edited by metalblaster at Oct 19, 2009,
#33
What do you want from us, sympathy? If you want that then why did you tell us all the stupid shit that you did in the first place? You deserve worse than just getting some stuff jacked from a car.
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