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#1
So, me and my wife moved to Newport in Wales recently. I don't really know why, but I think she may be cheating on me.
What do I do, Pit?
#2
Hire the guy from Cheaters.
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#6
Who would she cheat on with in Wales...?
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#7
Do you play Uno?
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#10
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Who would she cheat on with in Wales...?

There's this guy who works in a bar, he looks about 12, but still....
#11
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So, me and my wife moved to Newport in Wales recently. I don't really know why, but I think she may be cheating on me.
What do I do, Pit?

Why do you think she is?
#13
Is she going to bars oft-

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I need more info. Is she rubbing herself on some 17 year old's junk named Kyle and leaving with a big grin on her face?


Nevermind.
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11/28/09
#14
confront her? Although she'll probably act insulted either way that you considered such a thing..
#16
Here's what you do: Go to a grocery store, buy a jar of peanut butter, go home, go to your room, and don't leave until you are happy.
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#18
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I need more info. Is she rubbing herself on some 17 year old's junk named Kyle and leaving with a big grin on her face?


i love you
#20
Ask Kyle.E for pics
Everybody else is.
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#21
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So, me and my wife moved to Newport in Wales recently.
Why?
#22
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That's exactly what this thread reminded me of.

+1
#23
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Ask Kyle.E for pics
Everybody else is.

Totally what I thought

SHEdit: I see what this is now. You clever bastard, MightyAl

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#24
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Why?

Well, I went for the sheep. She really hasn't been interested in teh secks since she had our child. Though maybe it had something to do with the fact that I'd come home late from the bar, smelling of lanolin and organophosphates.
#25
Quote by MightyAl
Well, I went for the sheep. She really hasn't been interested in teh secks since she had our child. Though maybe it had something to do with the fact that I'd come home late from the bar, smelling of lanolin and organophosphates.
Sounds legit.
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Well, I went for the sheep. She really hasn't been interested in teh secks since she had our child. Though maybe it had something to do with the fact that I'd come home late from the bar, smelling of lanolin and organophosphates.

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#27
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Totally what I thought

SHEdit: I see what this is now. You clever bastard, MightyAl

Took me a minute too.
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#28
Invest in a Nanny-cam.
And if you have recently had a child maybe some postpartum Depression.
If you start a reply with: I have never played one but I have heard good things about it! Your opinion is invalid.
#31
Am I the only one who doesnt get it?
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#32
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Am I the only one who doesnt get it?


I was waiting for someone to explain it...
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#34
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Am I the only one who doesnt get it?


Read the other thread about some Kyle.E having (conjugal visit) sex with some MILF in Newport.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#37
Well I got sour news for you jack...Your missus is a nutter

On the other hand, revenge is a dish best served...

On the other hand, revenge is a dish best served...

Good luck bro, me and my homeboys wish you the best of luck

#38
Well if your wife is a cougar man, just make like the Beatles song and LET IT BE!
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UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#40


Now I get it..


COOL STORY BRO.
If you start a reply with: I have never played one but I have heard good things about it! Your opinion is invalid.
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