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There are dozens of 'types' of guitarists - each one hated by different people - whether it be the 'can't play for crap but thinks he can' guitarist, the 'shredder', the 'covers only' guitarist... What's yours?

Personally, I hate the 'party' guitarist - the one who stops whatever music's playing, picks up a guitar, and begins to play drivel in order to impress everyone. It's even worse when no one takes notice of them, so they begin to sing and strum as loud as they can so no one else can have a decent conversation.
Matter is void. All is vanity. All is nothing. Nothing exists.

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#3
I hate you, too.
Matter is void. All is vanity. All is nothing. Nothing exists.

But damn does whisky rule
#6
The ones that are more interested in guitars than songs.
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The ones who spend to much time talking about guitar then actually playing it. Wait...that includes me and all of you
#10
The ones that think volume wars are something that you should try to win.
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#11
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People who must take it with them everywhere, like to school or McDonald's


Ooooh, good one!
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But damn does whisky rule
#13
People who can't sing but try.

Also, the people I know who are "self-taught" (i.e., garbage) who just annoy me with their bad playing.
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#14
The party guitarists, mos def. There's this one kid who comes to school and just plays Heart of Gold the whole period, really loud. I wanna kick him right square in the balls.
#15
the copy cat guitarist. ie the one who thinks someone they know/ famous guitarist is the the greatest person to ever live and must try there best to emulate every aspect of that person.
#16
The ones that use a lot of effects to make up for their shit playing...wait that's me
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#17
Smelly, hippie-esque folk guitarists. Oh, look, I know 3 chords already. Let's bore everyone to tears with obnoxious strumming and lyrics on topics ranging from nature and mountain hikes to how soft some girl's hair is, like anyone gives a damn.
#18
Cheesy shredders.
Generic Rockers.

Jazz guitarists, alot come of as so pretentious....although i can't help but have a large amount of respect for them.
#19
The ones who don't play jazz.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#21
The kind that tells you that they can play songs they cant, the ones that want everyone to think theyre really good by showing off everything they have, except thier "skills", and the ones who think that better equipment than you will make them better than you.
#23
the copy cat guitarist.
i.e., the one who thinks someone they know/ famous guitarist is the the greatest person to ever live and must try there best to emulate every aspect of that person.
#24
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All of them.

This. But lately I've noticed that I kind of hate most people before I get to know them. But especially guitarists.
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#25
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Hey i wanna play Jazz.

Me too.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#26
The ones who always go on about emotions, like if you don't use them in your playing you suck, which I believe is an insult to robot guitarists everywhere.
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The ones that use a lot of effects to make up for their shit playing...wait that's me



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Quote by Kevy Absolution
People who can't sing but try.

Also, the people I know who are "self-taught" (i.e., garbage) who just annoy me with their bad playing.



I'm guessing you just mean the self-taught guitarists that you know, and not all in general?


Personally I dislike close-minded guitarists, who refuse to venture into any other genre just because they only want to play <Insert genre here>.

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I hate the 'me' guitarist. Because I should be practicing, but instead am trying to write a college application, but rather I'm on the internet procrastinating. As a result, I get nothing done. It saddens me.

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#31
Quote by werty22
This. But lately I've noticed that I kind of hate most people before I get to know them. But especially guitarists.

Most people aren't worth getting to know. Especially guitarists.

Which is why I never openly flaunt the fact that I play guitar. I don't want to attract guitarists... >_>
#32
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The cover guitarist...make your own shit up damn it.

Um..why? Not everyone has to be a composer or writer. I don't know why guitarists have this mindset...it's the reason why there are so much inane shred music. Performance is an art in itself. If a cover guitarist can cover well, that's admirable.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#34
people that think cuz they can play [insert classic rock song that everyone that's ever picked up a guitar can play] that they are god
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#35
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Smelly, hippie-esque folk guitarists. Oh, look, I know 3 chords already. Let's bore everyone to tears with obnoxious strumming and lyrics on topics ranging from nature and mountain hikes to how soft some girl's hair is, like anyone gives a damn.



The Indie musicians shall unite and end you!
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people that think cuz they can play [insert classic rock song that everyone that's ever picked up a guitar can play] that they are god


Would you rather everyone have poor self esteem, and never get anywhere because "they suck".
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Quote by neidnarb11890
Most people aren't worth getting to know. Especially guitarists.

Which is why I never openly flaunt the fact that I play guitar. I don't want to attract guitarists... >_>


specialy the geeky type that thing there all cool now just cuz they know how to play the most generic instrument in the world just like everyother little boy in his room then brags about his ability to play the latest fob song
#38
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The Indie musicians shall unite and end you!

They can't. They're pussies.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#40
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indie elitists


them them them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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