Quote by silhouettica
Oh, DON'T use a knife. It cuts through your strings. I did that once, thinking, its the Low E, its invincible. Turns out, its not...

Quote by Kensai
The only way I can help your friend is if he needs his dick sucked. My new vacuum has got the suction of a vietnamese hooker.
If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet.

Quote by Bassist1992
When I was 11.

Googled "I would like to watch some porn please"

Quote by daytripper75
I;m rdruk I feel no pain

Who the hell gives away a vending machine as a prize?

Unless it's one of those badass ones that dispenses pizza. Even then it tastes better to cook a frozen one...
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...

I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
Quote by blackthought
He needs to train like Russian bear.

In Soviet Russia, Russian Bear trains you.
Is anyone else getting tired of these "please vote for this thing that i am going to to" threads? I appreciate that these people want to win whatever it is, don't get me wrong, but when i read a title like this one, it makes it look like his friend is dying and needs donations or something.

Plus, the pit is meant to be a barren wasteland of mockery and self indulgence.

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.