#5
Voted
Quote by silhouettica
Oh, DON'T use a knife. It cuts through your strings. I did that once, thinking, its the Low E, its invincible. Turns out, its not...

Quote by Kensai
Awesome
#7
The only way I can help your friend is if he needs his dick sucked. My new vacuum has got the suction of a vietnamese hooker.
If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet.

Quote by Bassist1992
When I was 11.

Googled "I would like to watch some porn please"



Quote by daytripper75
I;m rdruk I feel no pain

#9
Who the hell gives away a vending machine as a prize?

Unless it's one of those badass ones that dispenses pizza. Even then it tastes better to cook a frozen one...
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#13
Quote by blackthought
He needs to train like Russian bear.



In Soviet Russia, Russian Bear trains you.
#15
Is anyone else getting tired of these "please vote for this thing that i am going to to" threads? I appreciate that these people want to win whatever it is, don't get me wrong, but when i read a title like this one, it makes it look like his friend is dying and needs donations or something.

Plus, the pit is meant to be a barren wasteland of mockery and self indulgence.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.