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Atb43
Banned
Join date: Jul 2008
43 IQ
#1
What has 142 teeth and contains the Incredible Hulk? My Zipper
Baby Im like Titantic, ill go down on you anytime.
Im like a Rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder i get.
Nice Shoes wanna ****?
My **** just died, can i bury it in your ass.

Got better ones? Bring em'

Well.......
~$Cheddar$~
Join date: Mar 2009
144 IQ
#3
"I would like to have a nice and caring relationship with you."


I feel so dirty just typing it.
glam rocker
non registered user
Join date: Jun 2009
41 IQ
#5
" i wanna be on you"
peavey vypyr 30
yamaha starter guitar
Agile AL-2000 Tribal Blue



R.I.P REV!


A God Has Fallen,
R.I.P. Dio!





why Scorpions Why!?!
hide_the_beer
UG's only Korean
Join date: Jul 2007
167 IQ
#6
I wish you were my homework so I could slam you on my desk and do you all night long
Quote by metabolicmaggot
Win. +1 cookie for hide the beer.

TechnoLp
Six String Slinger
Join date: Mar 2009
45 IQ
#7
If you were my sister id be thinking about incest.
*lust list*
Vox tone lab
Vox ac50
satchurator
satches time machine
vintage phase 90
Money towards this gear = $0.00

Quote by Doctor Matthews
Yeah I dreamt I was fighting Master Hand, but then I woke up to realize I was jackin' it in my sleep.
Atb43
Banned
Join date: Jul 2008
43 IQ
#8
Quote by hide_the_beer
I wish you were my homework so I could slam you on my desk and do you all night long


Best one yet!
Canseqo
Someday, someday.
Join date: Jul 2009
129 IQ
#10
"Can I cum in?"
NRANNHLEILR
OETYSI LRNYS
TATOENYSGM
HLENEGMNRA
IL RENRAOET
NYSCOETTAT
GMAATATHLE

To me. Try, you know you want to^


Puberty
Quote by Will Swanson
I was surprised the first time I came. It shot two feet into the air. I couldn't stop laughing.
Wesseem
UG Member
Join date: Jun 2007
255 IQ
#11
can i **** your face? baby
Quote by edge11
yeah im not at gc dude, i dont live there.


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speakers
MANG
Join date: Aug 2009
160 IQ
#12
i luv ya babe, wanna go watch a movie...rape, faeces etc etc
Yours Sincerely,


Dr. Speakers
severed-metal
moo
Join date: Nov 2006
4,329 IQ
#13
Hey, I saw you sitting over here looking all hot, so I thought to myself "Hey, she'd look great in my deep freeze", wanna come back to my place?
Atb43
Banned
Join date: Jul 2008
43 IQ
#15
Is there a mirror in your pants cause i see myself in them
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
thanksgiving
UG Senior Member
Join date: Jul 2008
1,776 IQ
#16
Is cum in your eye, or did I just see the future?


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
Atb43
Banned
Join date: Jul 2008
43 IQ
#17
Let's play war, I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me!
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest.
Do you work for UPS? Because I saw you checking out my package when I walked in here.
I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
lol2theworld
Banned
Join date: Jul 2009
42 IQ
#18
Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
Nice vag, mind if I shove my penis in it?
Nice hands, Mind giving me a hand job?
Nice ass, Mind if I shove it in the pooper?
Nice face, mind if I cum on it?
Nice Mouth, Mind giving me deepthroat?
Nice penis, Mind shoving it up my ass?
Last edited by lol2theworld at Oct 20, 2009,
DiMeTiMe
Dominant (ab)User
Join date: Nov 2007
715 IQ
#19
Nice legs, when do they open?
A4 432 Hz


SOUNDCLOUD
Atb43
Banned
Join date: Jul 2008
43 IQ
#20
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
Atb43
Banned
Join date: Jul 2008
43 IQ
#21
The word of the day is legs; why dont you come over to my house and spread the word?
diofan88
Poop
Join date: May 2009
736 IQ
#22
To a German chick : Pretend my pants are France and invade me

Hey, those are nice pants, they'd look better on my floor


Hey, you know what would look good on you? Me
Quote by JacobTheMe
JacobTheEdit: Hell yeah Ruben.

Quote by Jackal58
I met Jesus once. Cocksucker still owes me 20 bucks.
Last edited by diofan88 at Oct 20, 2009,
speakers
MANG
Join date: Aug 2009
160 IQ
#23
Quote by diofan88
To a German chick : Pretend my pants are France and invade me

Hey, those are nice pants, they'd look better on my flood


Hey, you know what would look good on you? Me


i hope they're water proof
Yours Sincerely,


Dr. Speakers
diofan88
Poop
Join date: May 2009
736 IQ
#24
Quote by speakers
i hope they're water proof

thanks for pointing that out

tis fixed
Quote by JacobTheMe
JacobTheEdit: Hell yeah Ruben.

Quote by Jackal58
I met Jesus once. Cocksucker still owes me 20 bucks.
RinestoneCowboy
The Unseen
Join date: Nov 2008
807 IQ
#25
The lights go out, the smell of doom
I'll bet is creeping into your lonely room
The bed's on fire, your fate is sealed
And you're so tired, and the reason is Camille-mille
Shockadelica
The girl must be a witch
She's got your mind, body, and soul hitched
Shockadelica
You need a second opinion
But she never wears a stitch
So you can't take her home, she's got you tied with a golden rope
She won't let you play your guitar
And when you've cried enough
Maybe she'll let you up
For a nasty ride in her Shockadeli-car
Gonna make you beg!

Gonna make you beg
Gonna make you spread your leg
Gonna want it, gonna get it
And you'll never regret it

Talk to me lover, come on tell me what you taste
Didn't your mama tell you life is to good to waste?
Didn't she tell you that Lovesexy was the glam of them all?
If you can hang, you can trip on it
You surely won't fall
No side effects and the feeling last forever
Straight up - it tastes good
It makes you feel clever
You kiss your enemies like you know you should
Then you jerk your body like a horny pony would
You jerk your body like a horny pony would
Now run and tell your mama about that!

Let me lick your pussy, let me lick your ****
Let me eat your body, baby, let me make you squeal and grunt
Let me show you how to please me baby
Let me show you how to tease me baby
Baby baby babe get down on your knees
Let me lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy

Come on baby, I got somethin' to say
Let me lick your pussy
I wanna say I wanna lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy
I ain't messin' around - I ain't messin' around
I'm sayin' baby
Let me lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy

Oh baby, come here, let me tell you somethin'
How's your pussy baby?
Now we've all got something, you know what I mean?
You've got your pussy
Right there between your legs, baby
You know what it is, don't you? It's a pussy!
Oooh yeah!
You know what I wanna do what that pussy, baby?
You know what I wanna do?
Yeah, don't you, don't you, baby
Take it out, wanna take it to town
Make it feel good for me, bring it back to my place
Then I'm gonna...can you imagine baby?
Let me lick your pussy, oohooohooh
Let me lick your pussy, let me lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy, oooh baby
Let me lick, let me lick, let me lick your pussy
Come here baby!

First we'll take a bath
Then I'll get my towel, baby
I'll wrap you up - I'm gonna wrap you up in my towel, baby
You know what I'm gonna do then
I just wanna say - you know baby, I could give a great massage
Oh, you can, Gener?
I say, yeah baby, I give you a massage like, like thirteen kings, baby
Oh, Gener!
I say, what you got between your legs, baby?
What does that have to do with a massage, baby?
You know, you know what I really want...it's your pussy baby
I wanna lick your pussy baby
Yeah, you know what I'm saying
You know what I'm saying
You got me going baby
Oh, you got me going like I never thought I'd go before
Shit baby! Come here! Let me lick your pussy!
Let me lick your pussy, baby
Let me lick your pussy!
lucertia.
Banned
Join date: Sep 2009
1,028 IQ
#26
''oh no, ive just spilled food all over my crotch''

''oh you dirty dirty bitch, ill pick that up''

amidoinitrite?
barden1069
UG's ONLY Guitarist
Join date: Mar 2008
1,083 IQ
#28
Quote by Truemetalone
Stop screaming or this rape will turn into a murder....







...
Le Gear
Standard Tele (modded to Nashville specs)
Ibanez AM93
Reverend Roundhouse

Orange AD30
Vox AC4c1
Jet City JCA20H
'72 Fender Vibrosonic Reverb

And pedals!



"Shiva opens her arms now..
...to make sure I don't get too far"
Vendetta16
Now we know
Join date: Jul 2008
39 IQ
#29
"If I said you had a nice body would you take off your pants and dance around"

"I often find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies"
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."


Quote by Axelfox
Disregard that,i suck cocks.
[Erebus]
Irish
Join date: Mar 2008
326 IQ
#30
Quote by hide_the_beer
I wish you were my homework so I could slam you on my desk and do you all night long

+1 for hide_the_beer, best one yet
Best dirty pick-up line...
Quote by hide_the_beer
I wish you were my homework so I could slam you on my desk and do you all night long
Firenze
Murlocked & Loaded
Join date: Jan 2005
1,185 IQ
#31
Quote by Truemetalone
Stop screaming or this rape will turn into a murder....


that's terrible.

"Hey, wanna come home with me and have sex in front of my aborted fetus collection?"
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
SomeoneYouKnew
UG God
Join date: Feb 2007
2,503 IQ
#32
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
Stugg334
Bristolian
Join date: May 2009
368 IQ
#34
Hey, babe. GETT IN THE VAANNN!!!!!!!
Quote by slash11896
I picked up my guitar this morning and started playing next thing i know i cant stop playing In the key of A, the first letter or her name, I ended up recording a whole song in A.


Quote by WhiskeyFace
I like women with balls.
Interesting....
isn't it?
Join date: Oct 2008
34 IQ
#36
"Nice legs, what time do they open "
(I believe the wink is necessary)...
Quote by titsmcgee852
Interesting....
Quote by krook205
is'nt it?


Indeed it is.
JackalUK
Registered User
Join date: Aug 2006
979 IQ
#38
That's called a shocker!!!

*run away from police and bouncers*
slash_GNR666
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join date: Jun 2009
374 IQ
#39
Suck me beautiful
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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