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#82
Quote by Zox
You Know I'm Really Wired. What Do You Say I Take You Home and Eat Your Pussy?

(Bonus points for getting the reference)


It's from that one really horrible movie! Goddamn it was on cracked!
#83
Dirty pick up lines? if you have the intimacy to go with that, skip to the hand-on-whateveryouwant. The worst thing I ever got from that was she taking the hand off.
#84
Quote by lol2theworld
Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
Nice vag, mind if I shove my penis in it?
Nice hands, Mind giving me a hand job?
Nice ass, Mind if I shove it in the pooper?
Nice face, mind if I cum on it?
Nice Mouth, Mind giving me deepthroat?
Nice penis, Mind shoving it up my ass?

One of these things is not like the other....


OT- Want to be destroyed by a huge penis?
#85
Quote by Zox
You Know I'm Really Wired. What Do You Say I Take You Home and Eat Your Pussy?

(Bonus points for getting the reference)



Shark Attack 3!


"Are you an angel? 'Cuz I have an erection"
No sig...wait...nevermind
#86
"Hey, if I flip a coin, what are the chances that I get head?"
Quote by Haedadru
I suggest nicola teslas powered radiation death ray mounted on an orange, top secret, neo-nazi flying swastika

What?
#88
Quote by Ikey
im no fred flintstone but i can sure make the bed rock






that, my friend is gold

i believe i'm going to have to sig that
Quote by Ikey
im no fred flintstone but i can sure make the bed rock


MY GEAR!

Epiphone Futura Custom EX
Randall RG75DG3 Combo Amp
MXR 10-Band EQ
Oscar Schmidt OG10CEN


howya doin
#90
The average human body has 206 bones would you like another?
Quote by BladeSlinger
If I was 21 I'd buy you a crystal decanter full of 100 year old brandy to commend you.
#91
"Heyy, ladies. I sure hope you like animals cause I'm a BEAST"
Quote by Ikey
im no fred flintstone but i can sure make the bed rock


MY GEAR!

Epiphone Futura Custom EX
Randall RG75DG3 Combo Amp
MXR 10-Band EQ
Oscar Schmidt OG10CEN


howya doin
#92
we should copulate in the missionary position


i know its just incredibly sick.. hopefully i wont get banned for this
#94
Quote by Interesting....
"Nice legs, what time do they open "
(I believe the wink is necessary)...


One of my friends tried that, and it worked.

Shame she turned out to be a prostitute though...
Trained physicist occasionally enslaved by engineers.
#95
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"


This, by far, is THE greatest thing that I have EVER heard in my entire life.
#97
"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

hiphopedit: Dang, beaten to it .. kind of. I think mines better, though ..
Last edited by hiphopisdead at Oct 20, 2009,
#98
Quote by hiphopisdead
"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

hiphopedit: Dang, beaten to it .. kind of. I think mines better, though ..

haha yeah you said it better
#100
Quote by iantheman
Best gay bar pickup line ever:

May I push in your stool?

Nah, that's just gay.


Oh, wait...
#101
Whaddaya say we go on a date?
Have some chicken.. maybe some sex.. You know, see what happens?
LOVE ANTHONY GREEN?
Quote by sneyob
I am slightly disappointed =w=eeze took me out of his sig.

But that's okay.

^Consolation Sig
#102
You must have grown up on a chicken farm, because you sure are good at raising cocks!
Quote by Wulphy
Being a Republican should be a handicap.
#103
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

WIN!
#105
"If I flipped a coin right now, what are the odds of me getting head?"

EDIT: Wait... I could've sworn I checked the whole thread for someone else posting that one...
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
Last edited by PhillyHendrix at Oct 20, 2009,
#106
Quote by hiphopisdead
"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


Great! I was just reading these posts with anticipation for the last one I could think of until YOU!!!

You know now that this means WAR!!!
My babies:
-Epiphone 1958 Korina Explorer
-Peavey Vypyr 30
-Epiphone Hummingbird
#108
Quote by SlackerBabbath
Hey bitch, wanna go halves on a bastard?


BAAAHAHA

awesome
#111
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?














What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob

Last edited by RampagingAcorn at Oct 20, 2009,
#112
Hey baby how about a game of Handball? Your hands and my balls.
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#113
"can I at least get a smile? c'mon, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth"
Shoooooooooooop da whooooooooooop
#114
Quote by mental_zer0


I lul'd so hard when I saw that one. I have Explosm.net bookmarked, so when that one came out I sent it to all of my friends via facebook. Good times!
#115
"Let's f**k"
Quote by Heilz
When backstage and talkin to the ladies i always go with the ¨Mines is bigger than theirs¨ argument as me bro holds hes guitar and i take out my bass... It works wonders @,@


Gear list:
Squire Affinity P-Bass
Ashdown Mag300 Evo II
Boss ODB-3
#116
Quote by boreamor
You have a pussy, I have a dick. So what's the problem? Let's do it quick.


Brilliant!
#118
I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you instead?

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.