#1
not long ago my crew and i were hammered, walking on the street, and we see this kid smoking a joint. so i throw my bottle at him and break into pieces a few centimeters in front of him. we decided to kill him.

and so now theres like 10 of us running at him full speed. he started running as fast as he can (which wasnt very fast). we were so smashed though that we could barely run straight.

We ran like four blocks with yelling stuff like "catch him" and "kill him" (but in spanish, for no reason) until some group of jerks yelled "call the police" and we rean back to the pub.


i wish i knew where to find this kid.

anyone else have cool stories, bro?
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I actually found this pretty funny... nearly laughed out loud
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#6
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We ran like four blocks with yelling stuff like "catch him" and "kill him" (but in spanish, for no reason)

he was in Argentina, bro...
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Hahahahaha reverse roles. Very funny. hahahaha

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.... not funny.
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