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#2


"It's certainly not what you expect to find in an Ikea store. Mind you, you need a little divine intervention to get out of here sometimes."

Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#3
"I was only heading to the toilet and found God.





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#4
Looks more like Gandalf

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#6
I think Gandalf too.

The one found in the Marmite lid was better.

EDIT: Linky



stratkat
Last edited by EuBoat at Oct 20, 2009,
#8
Whenever there's an article filled with win, Sweden is mentioned. **** yeah Vikings.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#9
defo Gandalf
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#10
Quote by CoreysMonster

Jesus or Gandalf?

I'd say Gandalf.


Saruman if any

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#11
^ Winrar
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#13
Quote by soilworker6661
everybody should know by now that Jesus is swedish and he shops at Ikea LOL! XD


Why would he do that? Jesus is a carpenter.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#15
Dumbledore perhaps? Reincarnated as a door.
Basses:
Fender Precision Bass
Fender Jazz Bass
1967 Fender Coronado Bass II
Warwick Star Bass
Squier Precision Bass TB
#17
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Why would he do that? Jesus is a carpenter.

wait....


Ikea sells furniture and other woodworks,
offers a very friendly and caring service attitude,
utilises a unique system of guiding you through it's store.....


JESUS RUNS IKEA!!!!!
#18
Quote by CoreysMonster
wait....


Ikea sells furniture and other woodworks,
offers a very friendly and caring service attitude,
utilises a unique system of guiding you through it's store.....


JESUS RUNS IKEA!!!!!


Correction...

JESUS IS IKEA!!!!!
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#21
Quote by Nelsean
Correction...

JESUS IS IKEA!!!!!


Quote by CoreysMonster

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#22
Quote by CoreysMonster




Can't...stop...laughing!
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#23
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Why would he do that? Jesus is a carpenter.

hence why his face would appear in a plank of wood.

also, the "Jesus Face" on the marmite lid looks more like John Lennon than Jesus...
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
੧_\\\

yours,

Alex (mcfreaki)
Last edited by mcfreaki at Oct 20, 2009,
#24
Quote by sebastian_96


Can't...stop...laughing!


This
"Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining" - Wrex
#25
Quote by CoreysMonster


Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#27
Quote by bulldozerbob
You'd think no-one had seen that gif before.

I've seen it heaps of times, but never in a real context. Paired with the post it was pure gold that made me laugh loudly.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#29
Quote by Zero-Hartman
I've seen it heaps of times, but never in a real context. Paired with the post it was pure gold that made me laugh loudly.


Exactly, it was the context used that made it hilarious.

EDIT: Gah, I hate justifying my humor and explaining the joke.
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#31
I love how people then start coming to places like these just to pray... I mean it's in front of a ****ing toilet...


There is a good Penn & Teller show on these kind of things...
"Fly with me forever high
And with these wings
We'll set the world on fire
Fly with me through scorching skies
You and I - The lie of lies"

-Symphony X
#32
Quote by Nelsean
Correction...

JESUS IS IKEA!!!!!


¯|(°_o)/¯
#34
Buy it and sell it on ebay for x10 times the price you paid for it..
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

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That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#35
I'm curious as to why he is clutching a pair of eyes at the bottom of his beard
#37
hmm, i think they say its jesus, cause they think it looks like jesus from the turin shroud (which was believed to be the shroud that covered jesus)
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i've yet to see somebody overthink something as incredibly as you just have

#39
We're obviously meant to worship IKEA. We now name this day "IKEA" day in its honor.

btw, ikea is pronounced with a rising tone one the "e" like in cafe
#40
Quote by Norphin
We're obviously meant to worship IKEA. We now name this day "IKEA" day in its honor.

btw, ikea is pronounced with a rising tone one the "e" like in cafe

Is it?
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