Poll: Would you poo in school?
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View poll results: Would you poo in school?
Yes
77 31%
No
137 55%
I don't go to school
30 12%
I refuse to answer this question!
7 3%
Voters: 251.
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#1
Well I needed to take a sh*t since the very start of school today but I somehow held it in till I got home.

Since there is pi*s all over our school toliets and they look like they haven't been cleaned in years, I don't poo in school. Also the thought of me doing a loud sh*t and somebody walking in would be very embarrising, but hilariuosly funny for them.

So basically would you sh*t in school, or wait till you get home?
#2
No i do not.
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#3
I would find taking a loud sh*t and somebody walking in hilariously funny for me and disgusting for them
#4
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I would find taking a loud sh*t and somebody walking in hilariously funny for me and disgusting for them

#7
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#8
I was a boarder during the week for 5 years, so I didn't have a choice. Our toilets are cleaned every day anyway.



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#9
If its clean enough, I'll poo anywhere.
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#10
It's been almost 10 years since i left school but i sh*t constantly at school, anything that got me out of class and and you can't rush a good sh*t you'll do yourself some damage.

To be honest i'll drop a deuce anywhere, it'll do you no harm sitting on a skanky john, think how many people don't wash their hands then you touch the door handle on the way out, then eat with those hands.
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#12
I never poop in public restrooms, school or otherwise. I always wait until I get home. Sometimes it can be rather uncomfortable, but the disgusting conditions and lack of privacy in public restrooms just makes my sphincter clamp shut.
#13
nah i don't poo at school.

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#14
only once, i had a very painful stomach ache and i had to do it. luckily there are both normal and squat toilets in men's bathrooms (dunno why), so i didn't have to be spiderman to poo.
I'm from Switzerland, english isn't my first language, i'm sorry for my spelling mistakes.
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#15
Yeah I poo'd in school. Only about 4 times in the five years I was there though. When you gotta go you gotta go.
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#16
i dont poo in public places at all, just a phobia of mine.

I think ive taken a dump in a public place maybe 5x my whole life.
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#17
I live at school (university). Therefore I poo at school.
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#18
Nah i have my body setup to dump at 6-7pm daily

Wouldnt dare taking a shit in the normal school toilets, theres never any toilet roll and if the people standing about catch on that your shitting expect water poured over the cubicle, door barged in or a camera over the top I just use a staff toilet if needs be. Its one room, no cubicles. Plus more toilet roll and they actually have soap

When i was 1st year though a friend of mine went into a cubicle to shit. Two older lads went to cubicles either side of him and pissed under. Lulz were had
#20
So I misread the title and the whole OP as "poo in shoes". It was interesting reading TS's stories of pooping in shoes.

Then i figured it out.
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#21
I do now but in high school I tried not to. I had to during the tennis season though, if I didn't clear out before practice things got pretty uncomfortable
#22
Wasn't there a thread exactly like this last week?
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#25
well, when i gotta go then i go.
last time the toilet door didnt shut, so in every five seconds somebody opened the door, so i was holding the door with one hand and wiping my ass with other. one guy came and was like .
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#27
also, do they let you go to the toilets during the first hour of class?
I'm from Switzerland, english isn't my first language, i'm sorry for my spelling mistakes.
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#28
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well, when i gotta go then i go.
last time the toilet door didnt shut, so in every five seconds somebody opened the door, so i was holding the door with one hand and wiping my ass with other. one guy came and was like .

#29
I refuse to sh*t in any public toilet unless in about to blow.
#30
I know some guy who even doesn't want to pee in school.
but I do poo, sometimes it feels great ...
#31
shittin in school is the best.....but you have to make it loud.... the louder the better.... i love blowin that shit up
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#32
No, but i like to pretend to, so i can fap in my goddamn cubicle.
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#33
no, for two reasons; a) usually I don't need a shit at school.. 2) school toilets are disgusting.
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#34
simple answer, get over it. If I need to go I need to go. Honestly I poo where ever as long as there isn't sh*t on the seat, beyond that f*ck it just go.
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#36
I very rarely need to take a shit at school, but I'll do it if I have to. I have all my classes in a small building next to the school itself, so the toilets aren't very used and, as such, usually clean.


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#38
I poo at school around two - three times a week. Our toilets are cleaned daily and many poo also so they aren't complete 'tards and piss all over the seat.
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#39
't is the first thing I do when I arrive at school. Toilets are always clean at the University of Antwerp.
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#40
I have immense problems pooing anywhere but home. I can't poo at mates houses for instance, apart from one drunk incident and one morning after shit when I was the only one in the house. I went once at school, but that was coz I was playing at a school concert so it was at like 6pm, in the staff toilet. Just about bareable.
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