#4
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#6
From: *******
Subject: Hey
Sent Date: 9/12/2009 2:28:47 PM

Hey… that picture of you in your living room without a shirt is pretty sexy.

From: ******
Subject: RE:Hey
Sent Date: 9/12/2009 3:45:07 PM

Look, smile, lick, kiss

Tongue, lips, biting, touching

Touching, rubbing, fondling, craving

Unbutton, Unbutton, Unbutton, caress

Unbutton, drop, lick, lick, suck, touch

Breast, nipple,**** ****

Touch, nibble, moan, breathe, heat

Unclasp, pull off, drop, grab, rub, rub

Flick, circle, arch, moan, heat, fondle

Unbutton, unzip, drop, grab, squeeze

****, shaft, moist, ****

Kiss, tongue, suck, breasts, moan, throb

Unbutton, unzip, drop, rub, rub, heat

Moist, hot, breast, breast, suck, press

Remove, touch, rub, fingers, insert, hot

Wet, ****, fingers, inside, moist

Up, down, up, down, harder, harder, harder

Wet, dripping, throbbing, touching

Head, rubbing, entering, craving

Half way, pulsating, warm, so good

Breasts, sucking, squeezing, licking

Ass, smacked, held, deeper, deeper, deeper

Up, down, up, down, harder, deeper, harder

Tingling, toes to legs to ****…cumming

Deeper, deeper, drenched, breast, biting

Reverse, ass, squeezing, smacking, g-spot

Rubbing, entering, breasts, touching

Penis, orgasim, cum, ****, deep

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:Hey
Sent Date: 9/12/2009 4:28:47 PM

you, trunk, me, driving

driving, driving, driving, driving

desert, flat, dry, hot

no, people, no, crime

you, trunk, tied, hands

me, park, get, shovel

dig, dig, dig, dig

load, gun, full, clip

you, hole, me, ready

gun, shot, shot, shot

me, smile, smile, smile

shovel, dirt, back, back

me, drive, home, home


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YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#8
i genuinely lol'd
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#11
funniest thing ive seen in a while
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#15
GenghisGhandi, you have delivered sooo much win
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#17


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#18
This is the greatest thing on the internet, I thought it was going to just be him posting a picture of how he is a guy at the end of every one, but he's come up with very original scenarios for each one. It's awesome
#19
Oh my god, those were amazing. Are there any more besides those 3?
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#20
Thats pretty f'd up.
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#25
Funniest sh*t I have ever read
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#26
Absolutely Glorious.
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#27
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This is what attracts me the most. Nonetheless, yes again your pictures do excite me and I have pleasured myself several times in hopes we can eventually meet, but I am not just after sex; I am after much more in a relationship. Anyway, call me.

Oh, I see.

TS. Win.


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I just slapped the computer screen with my dick because of this thread.
#28
wut??
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