#1
so i recently saw an add for a giant pet/feed store by my house and im gonna apply there. thing is its not just little pets, its big mother****ing horses, like Gary Busey ass horses. even women with big teeth/gum ratio kinda freak me out. so, i wanna work there, but im scared of horses cuz i got bucked offa one when i was young. what do i need to do? and no im not riding one.
#3
Don't apply there? I wouldn't apply at a cover-you-with-spiders store because of my arachnophobia. If I were afraid of horses I'd be trying to reduce my time spent around them.
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Quote by TSmitty6
so i recently saw an add for a giant pet/feed store by my house and im gonna apply there. thing is its not just little pets, its big mother****ing horses, like Gary Busey ass horses. even women with big teeth/gum ratio kinda freak me out. so, i wanna work there, but im scared of horses cuz i got bucked offa one when i was young. what do i need to do? and no im not riding one.



Excellent first post, as well.

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#8
Don't apply....but then again, it could be worse...a duck could be watching you <_<
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#9
just picture them in their underwear
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I think you need to get back up in the saddle and apply for that job.




Anyways, I know that childhood trauma is hard to overcome, but I really think you should give horses another chance. The well-tamed ones really are sweet animals.
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#11
**** one. after you have **** something, all fears of that thing disappear.
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#15
They aren't going to make you do anything with them. Just give the feed to the owners.
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Gary Busey ass horses

WHAT?!
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Horses are scary. They're made of kryptonite, after all.



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Also, don't apply. Run away.
#22
this should help you out TS

http://getonmyhorse.com/
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thats an amazing you got there


It's Dirge's, I just bookmarked it one day.

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#26
As long as you don't stand behind a horse or stand immediately in front of a horse (just in case they kick/bite) you'll be fine. But you're selling feed, I seriously doubt they will bring animals to the store.
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just picture them in their underwear




But seriously if your scared of horses dont work somewhere that has horses around unless you really need the job then maybe tell your boss your allergic to horses and maybe he wont make you get near them too much
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#28
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you know, only half of the horses are actually going to HAVE them, so he shouldn't be worried.

EDIT: Oh, clocks. My bad.

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#29
Toasting in epic bread.


Don't apply there if you have a fear of horses...? I don't know.
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#30
Why the long face? Its just a job, so buck up and quit horsin around
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Why the long face? Its just a job, so buck up and quit horsin around


You really neigh-l those puns.


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#32
jsut gotta get back on the horse and ride it like a cowboy
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#33
Better straighten yourself out, TS, sounds to me like it's the kind of job that would have very little tolerance for horseplay.
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Better straighten yourself out, TS, sounds to me like it's the kind of job that would have very little tolerance for horseplay.


dude, quit being a neigh sayer and reining on TS's parade.
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#35
Reins are for reindeer, silly

But then, that's a horse of a different color.
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#36
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dude, quit being a neigh sayer and reining on TS's parade.

Get off your high horse, you are no better than the rest of us now
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#37
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Get off your high horse, you are no better than the rest of us now


quit being an ass


i'm out of puns about horses I had to go for donkies... i failed
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