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#3
There was a videogame about this...

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#4
No clue, I think it is too much to possibly fathom.
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#5
wasn't there an episode of The Justice League about this?

anyway, I'd probably not have to pay to learn German


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#6
CoD: WaW would have 'Merican Zombies instead of Nazi Zombies...

But seriously... it's too much to think about. Totalitarian regimes would probably be a lot more common though.
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#8
a world full of hotter women, beer and sausage

i can't complain.
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#9
I don't really care because they didn't.
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#10
meh nazi regime would have fallen by now. i think americans have had a voice too long to be shut up. we would riot it back
#11
Jimi Hendrix would be Riechstag Henrdistein
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#12
It wouldn't have mattered. Nazi bureaucracy was hugely inefficient. The Nazi party would have collapsed in on itself within a year or two. They would also never have been able to retain most of the territory that they controlled.
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#14
Well, for one Germany would probably rule Europe. Maybe the rest of the world too. I doubt they could take America immediately because of natural barriers, but when they either built up a strong Navy or technology advanced they'd rule America too. I'd think Japan would be the prominent country in Asia. That would be when the penguins (smarter by 50 years of evolution) attack from the south and every one is dumb. Always watych out for the least suspected continent. They'll always get ya.
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#17
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meh nazi regime would have fallen by now. i think americans have had a voice too long to be shut up. we would riot it back


yeah i say "if" germany took us over which i think would be impossible, we would have an uprising. thats what happens when a foreign country takes over.
#18
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It wouldn't have mattered. Nazi bureaucracy was hugely inefficient. The Nazi party would have collapsed in on itself within a year or two. They would also never have been able to retain most of the territory that they controlled.



This. The Nazi's were retards, with the exception of some scientists and inventors.
#21
The Nazis wouldnt enslave Britain then probably America. Im blonde haired and blue eyed and not a jew so i would probably have survived the gas chambers lol.
#22
I would have never been born since i'm not white, blond or blue/green eyed.
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#23
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It wouldn't have mattered. Nazi bureaucracy was hugely inefficient. The Nazi party would have collapsed in on itself within a year or two. They would also never have been able to retain most of the territory that they controlled.



perhaps by destroying the old institutions they would have opened a door for communism, somewhat ironically.

but you're right the nazi government wasn't sustaimable, nor their economy
#24
we'd have ALOT BETTER BEER
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#25
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It wouldn't have mattered. Nazi bureaucracy was hugely inefficient. The Nazi party would have collapsed in on itself within a year or two. They would also never have been able to retain most of the territory that they controlled.


i'll endure a little synchronized marching if it means:

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#26
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The Nazis wouldnt enslave Britain then probably America. Im blonde haired and blue eyed and not a jew so i would probably have survived the gas chambers lol.


What? Did you misspeak?

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The Nazis wouldnt enslave Britain then probably America. Im blonde haired and blue eyed and not a jew so i would probably have survived the gas chambers lol.


Ah.
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#27
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i'll endure a little synchronized marching if it means:


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The sun on the meadow is summery warm.
The stag in the forest runs free.
But gather together to greet the storm.
Tomorrow belongs to me.

The branch of the linden is leafy and green,
The Rhine gives its gold to the sea.
But somewhere a glory awaits unseen.
Tomorrow belongs to me.

The babe in his cradle is closing his eyes
The blossom embraces the bee.
But soon, says a whisper;
"Arise, arise,
Tomorrow belongs..."

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#28
I think we would all be driving German cars.


I fvckd a few German girls....nice. They all like yelling YAh!...YAh!
I lol.
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#29
I doubt anyone on my continent would be ruled by Germans. Europe would be a Nazi shithole for sure though.
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#31
Israel wouldn't exist.
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#32
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#34
i built a time machine and went back in time to try it

Since nazis gained dominance of the US and most of Europe hitler lost control of his huge dominion and a big ass revolt happened. unfortunately nukes had been developed and still unstable, so a nuclear civil war broke out and the ozone caught on fire and everyone died.
#36
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There'd be Nazi robots everywhere.

R0b0tz? O.o
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OT: It would seem normal because it was the way we would have been brought up. However Hitler would be dead by now and who would lead the Nazis?
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#37
If you aren't white with blue eyes and blond hair you would be dead, we all would be speaking German, and probably other stuff too.
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#38
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If you aren't white with blue eyes and blond hair you would be dead, we all would be speaking German, and probably other stuff too.

Flaw in your logic




Brown hair
brown eyes
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#39
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Flaw in your logic

*Hitler*
Brown hair
brown eyes


That was his ideal society. He would probably have died his hair blond and used gotten blue contacts.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


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#40
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Flaw in your logic




Brown hair
brown eyes


No flaw; Hitler killed himself, remember?
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