#1
Well, ladies and gentleman. Here's the situation...

There's this fancy dress party at this club on Monday. I want to go as a penis because I think that will be hilarious. BUT. fue to a lack of money and nowhere to buy one, I can't :/. So do any of you have a cheap, funny fancy dress idea?
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#2
I'm going to a party as Vince Neil, relativly cheap costume all you need is a blonde wig, some spandex (preferably pink or something for comedy effect) an old t-shirt (cut the arms off it) some red lipstick, eye liner, blusher, sorted.

Actually this could be any number of 80's hair metal singers.
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I guess she's pretty hot if you're into that "having a good music video, but not better than Beyonce's" kind of thing...
#5
wanna buy a Robin (as in batman and robin) costume?
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#7
Go as the town criar.
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#8
borrow some of your mother's clothes and say you're going as norman bates
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#9
Quote by Kensai
Go as the town criar.

What would I need for such a costume?
Bands to see before I die:
Again:
Machine Head
Lamb Of God
JFAC
BTBAM
TesseracT
Pendulum

For the First time:
Periphery
Texures
Monuments
Mumford & Sons
The Prodigy
Paolo Nutini

CASTODIUM!!!
myspace.com/castodium
#11
Quote by murray44
What would I need for such a costume?

A bell and one of those triangle hats.
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#14
Alternatively, buy a snuggle and go as a cult leader.
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#15
Go as Kensai
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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