#1
This is how it works. I'll establish a topic in one line. Make a segue sentence in a second line and a new topic on third line. It is your job to make a segue from my last sentence in one line. Then make a second sentence that someone must make a segue from and so on.

Here is an example:

So I got hit in the head with a nut today.
Speaking of nuts...
Do you like Nutella?

Now try to change the subject as much as possible through segues.
#2
Speaking of changing the subject...
This thread is now about goldfish.
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Thousands upon thousands of people yelling "IcyHot"...

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She looks like she has triforces in her eyes...

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*sigh* yet again, only on UG would somebody rush to their computer to tell the pit when their lives or property are in dire trouble.
#3
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#5
speaking of goldfish...
I jizzed my pants like a boss on a boat

Like, y'know, boats and fish are water things, and...
#6
So today i got a goldfish.
speaking of goldfish...
i raped and murdered a young child today.
#7
Quote by Niki (guitar)
So today i got a goldfish.
speaking of goldfish...
i raped and murdered a young child today.

speaking of raping and murdering children...

i fapped today
#8
Quote by Niki (guitar)
So today i got a goldfish.
speaking of goldfish...
i raped and murdered a young child today.

Yeah rape is pretty cool.
speaking of rape...
Genghis ****ing khan man
#10
Quote by jetfuel495
Speaking of fapping, I cum blood.

Speaking of death metal, Dethlok is overrated :/
キタ━━━━(・∀・)━━━━!!
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shred knows more about everything than anyone i think

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i hope we never meet shjred honestly i love you but im scared of you
#11
Quote by Jackal58






what the hell?


are the wars of tomorrown to be fought on flat concrete surfaces near electrical outlets?
Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#14
Speaking of dildos have you ever read any Ann Coulter?
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#16
Speaking of being mean, how many times have you been flamed?
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We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#18
Quote by Dirge Humani
Speaking of huge cunts, I haven't heard from Jackal's wife lately.

(that was really, really, really mean...)

The next time she is reading UG over my shoulder I shall allow her to respond to this.
You're toast Jersey boy.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#19
Quote by Jackal58
The next time she is reading UG over my shoulder I shall allow her to respond to this.
You're toast Jersey boy.

Speaking of toast...
Jews.