#1
I'm writing an article about the balloon boy hoax for my school's newspaper and I need a bitching title.

I can't do anything about falcon punches or reference The Boy in the Bubble because they're apparently too "obscure".

Any help would be appreciated.
#3
Boy's Family Says He is in a Balloon. Boy's Family is Full of Shit.
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#4
Your village just called: Idiot missing!
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#6
1. Go to Fark.com
2. Find some stories about Balloon Boy.
3. Steal their taglines.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#7
"Balloon boy family full of hot air"

edit: i added 'family' cause it was his family who lied
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Last edited by Wesseem at Oct 21, 2009,
#9
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"Balloon boy family full of hot air"

edit: i added 'family' cause it was his family who lied

This is now as big as it deserves I'll go to Fark for you because I'm interested, brb.

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#10
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1. Go to Fark.com
2. Find some stories about Balloon Boy.
3. Steal their taglines.


I'll consider this.
I also enjoy Wesseem's quite a bit.
Last edited by Soul-Monger at Oct 21, 2009,
#11
Quote by SteveHouse
1. Go to Fark.com
2. Find some stories about Balloon Boy.
3. Steal their taglines.



MC name = Bearrorism
#12
" Sheriff: Charges will be filed in Balloon Boy saga. Finally, the last we'll hear about it"
""Balloon Boy" Falcon Heene accidentally admits "We did it for the show" on Larry King. Bonus: Fart"
"To everyone's complete surprise, Balloon dad believes that the world is going to end in 2012, and did the hoax thingee because he needed money to build an underground bunker"

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#15
yay lol didn't think mine would be even considered. i am a little touched :')
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yeah im not at gc dude, i dont live there.


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