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#1
Pit, tomorrow is thursday (well, actually today is, it's 12:29 a.m. here) and thursday is a special day of the week.

Friday through wednesday I'm either at work, school or with friends. But thursdays, friends are busy, my family is outta the house, I don't have any classes, I don't work, so it's just me, the whole day.

Thursdays can get dangerously boring. I'm up at 11 a.m. Guitar playing only takes up an hour or two. Fapping anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour. So I have several hours to myself. For some reason if I stay in my house the whole day, I get a massive headache.

So Pit, lets say your going to be by yourself for your whole day tomorrow. It's alone time, something we should live to the fullest. How would you go about living your alone day to the fullest?
#5
prank ALL of your friends
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#6
Read an awesome book.
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#7
take a six hour shit.
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#8
12 hours of fapping 3 hours of crying myself to sleep 9 hours of sleep.
#9
Be naked all day. Do everything you normally do, only naked.

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#11
Take a 7 hour shit.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#13
smoke'em if you got'em

Also you could spend the day downloading a shit ton of music, widen your horizons so to speak.

Bake some sort of baked good.

Glue all the things in your fridge down with heavy duty glue. (Or perhaps make glue them all together making a massive food ball)

OH wait, switch every ones rooms ie put the kitchen stuff in living room, living room stuff in kitchen etc etc.. have fun with it
#15
Learn origami.
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#16
take a shit while you take a shit.. so you can take a double shit
sim simma

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#18
**** you're lucky. I'm in a triple and I NEVER have any time to myself. I haven't masturbated in 4 days. 4 DAYS
Last edited by IzRG350 at Oct 22, 2009,
#19
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take a shit while you take a shit.. so you can take a double shit



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#20
Quote by IzRG350
**** you're lucky. I'm in a triple and I NEVER have any time to myself. I have masturbated in 4 days. 4 DAYS


Big deal. It's been a week here dude.


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#21
Quote by IzRG350
**** you're lucky. I'm in a triple and I NEVER have any time to myself. I have masturbated in 4 days. 4 DAYS

did u mean haven't??
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Yeah, the movie was complete tat.

Avoid, unless you enjoy ruining things that you enjoy.


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#22
Quote by BlackmanDown
did u mean haven't??

Obviously. How can you have masturbate in 4 days?

<_<

That's it, I've had it. Next week I'm opening up my new diner, Masturbate.

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#23
cook one of your favorite foods.
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Remember through smells
Remember through colors
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#24
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did u mean haven't??


Good catch, edited.

And you could get a lot of exercise then take a solid nap, that's always fun.
#25
Get some weed, watch Nosferatu through surround sound. I'm ****ing stuck here at my grandparents' alone watching their house/dog while they're on a road trip for a week. That's how I've been spending my days... Except I'm broke and can't afford any smoke.
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So you would censor child porn.

This thread is so fukking fail.
#27
**** a different chick for every hour of the day? ive always wanted to do that
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Maybe we should have some kind of naked UG get together...

Imagine how horrifying that would be
#28
I would NOT take a shit. I'd hold it in for as long as humanly possible.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#29
Go outside and meet girls.
Wave goodbye to the past.
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#30
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I would NOT take a shit. I'd hold it in for as long as humanly possible.


I've done this, it yields a very satisfying and relieving shit. HOWEVER, hold it for too long and prepare for some stretching.
#31
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I would NOT take a shit. I'd hold it in for as long as humanly possible.

You'd splode!

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#32
Yeh, but I'll be a r3b3l.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#33
kill yourself
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I'm perfectly capable of rating my own poo, I don't need a website to help me. I've devised strict criteria based on texture, smell, ease of passing and numerous other factors. It's even colour-coded.


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#34
...the Pit is such an interesting place to wander into high. I laughed at every single post.

... also, I'm bad tripping.

But, so this isn't spam, I would play a video game. Something puzzly that will take up a shitton of time until you can figure out what you want to do.
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#35
Wipe your penis on every item in the house. Then laugh when your family comes home and touches stuff.
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#37
Record a song as you write it, riff by riff, with an arseload of experimentation and weirdness. Add drums and synths and things section-by-section as you write it as well. I've not written any full songs that way, but I've gotten early versions of songs I otherwise wouldn't have written and it's fun as shit to do.

Or watch an arseload of TV, films, live music or stand up shows on the interknobs. Some dude has uploaded every episode of QI on youtube, I've wasted many an hours watching that.

And your headache is probably just lack of exercise or not enough air. Going for a walk would fix both.
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#38
I'm in the same situation as you TS. I'm going to wake up at 11am, eat a good meal, go to the gym and pump iron, go and train in my wushu, go home, take shower, get dressed, and go to the local bar and meet up with some co-workers and my boss at 11pm. Gonna try and get my boss to come home with me. Wish me luck. :3
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by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#39
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Gonna try and get my boss to come home with me. Wish me luck. :3


wat

...So you're gonna try to screw your boss?
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So you would censor child porn.

This thread is so fukking fail.
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