#1
Sooooooooooooooooo. Aim of the thread is to say an 'I have never'.

e.g. I have never eaten cold kebab for breakfast


If the user below has done this (and come on be honest, its the internet), they mustpost

*drink*

And then their own I have never.

If you haven't done whatever it is post:

SCREW YOU!!

and then your own I have never.


I'll start off:


I have never eaten more than 5 meals in one day.
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#4
Screw you. Although scuba diving looks awesome.

I have never broken into a mates' house, stolen said mates' couch and put it on the bonfire.

*wipes tear* Good times.

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Last edited by Zero-Hartman at Oct 22, 2009,
#6
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Screw you.

I have never broken into a mates' house, stolen said mates' couch and put it on the bonfire.

*wipes tear* Good times.


SCREW YOU!!


I have never dipped my penis in glow paint.
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#7
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I have never said I have never.



I have never seen I have never twice in a sentence, never.

EDIT: Oh, uhhhhh *dink?*
Last edited by whitenihilist at Oct 22, 2009,
#10
*Drink*

I've never had sex infront of 3 middle-aged witchdoctors from thailand.
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#11
SCREW YOU!!


I have never eaten my own earwax.
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#12
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*Drink*

I've never had sex infront of 3 middle-aged witchdoctors from thailand.

ts... virgin
#13
lol someones clearly just started uni!

screw you btw

I have never walked into a bar and had everyone stare at my chest...
GIRLS DRINK!!
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#14
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lol someones clearly just started uni!

screw you btw

I have never walked into a bar and had everyone stare at my chest...
GIRLS DRINK!!



However could you tell.

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Corey... you are such a massive tool. You are so... I just... your stupidity actually makes me fear for the survival of the human race.


What the hell! On with the show.

I have never snapped my guitar neck in drunken madness.
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
Last edited by Argonaut at Oct 22, 2009,
#15
Quote by Argonaut
However could you tell.


lol cos im in exactly the same position! people generally start playing it when they can't carry on playing ring of fire where i am
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#16
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Corey... you are such a massive tool. You are so... I just... your stupidity actually makes me fear for the survival of the human race.



you hurt my feelings
#17
I have never gone to Mexico and paid an illegal immigrant to come home with me and choke me while I touch myself
#18
Quote by Argonaut
SCREW YOU!!


I have never dipped my penis in glow paint.



Because of you, Argonaut, I now have a gripping and intense urge to dip my wang in glow paint, get naked and start pulling some insane willy windmills in the server room at work. Yes my entire managment team would see.
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#19
Quote by heretic555666
lol cos im in exactly the same position! people generally start playing it when they can't carry on playing ring of fire where i am



Oh yeah.

I lost ring of fire twice the other night. And our king cup holds nearly three pints.

I have never scratched my arse and then smelled my finger.
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Figure in black that points at me...


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#20
drink

i have never played guitar naked
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#21
I have never fapped
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#22
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However could you tell.


Corey... you are such a massive tool. You are so... I just... your stupidity actually makes me fear for the survival of the human race.


What the hell! On with the show.

I have never snapped my guitar neck in drunken madness.

Even if he was a tool, at least him and his threads are funny, you on the other hand have no leg to stand on in that category. Besides calling someone a tool is just stupid and makes you look like what you are calling the other person. e.g. only tools call people tools.
#24
*drink*
I have never eaten a live armadillo.

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#25
screw you!

I have never woken up from a drunken stupor covered in my own piss


...or have I?


#26
i have never not fisted someone
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#28
I have never kissed Kensai's ass.
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Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#29
*drink*

I have never made a grilled cheese by myself
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#30
Screw You

I have kissed Kensai's ass >_>
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#31
SCREW YOU!!!

I have never walked through Target high.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#34
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Drink


I have never kissed a male.

Drink

I have never stolen anything.
#35
I've never fapped and ate a sandwich at the same time
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#36
*drink*

I have never gotten baked and gone to class
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#37
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I have never gotten baked and gone to class

*glug*
*glug*
*glug*


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