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So I'm kinda ticked. This random guy walks into our church and starts shouting obscenities at our Jesus sculpture. He went on to say something about how he'd love to tap the Virgin Mary. He also stole ten bucks, which is what I donate daily so a homeless kid can have breakfast and dinner. He then went on to write "God Hates Us All" on the exterior wall with the Slayer logo next to it.
But I thank God he doesn't read the Bible, otherwise he'd know that
#2
I've seen better.

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#5
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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hey guys i just totally vandalized this fools church


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#10


Win.

BTW, here is a pic of justifieddeath( or whateve) after making the 'am i cursed/evil?' thread


'I'm awesome for making that thread!!!!!!!'
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