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#1
That's right, bitches, I've ostensibly successfully procreated, thus proving my virility, fulfilling my evolutionary duty, and establishing my general awesomeness.

It's far too early to know the sex of the baby, but hearing some name suggestions would be interesting. Useful posts will have at least one male and one female name.
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Hah, good luck!

But seriously, grats bro
#5
If it's a boy Toby. If it's a girl... Toby!
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#6
Demitri/Felicity.

Well done, man. Now taunt your wife with a big glass of beer.
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#9
Hey bud, I'm a father of two, a boy who's now 16 and a girl who's 10.

First off, congratulations.
Secondly, it's gonna be hard work bud, so if you want any advice from someone whose been there, twice, just PM me.

#12
Congratulations man!!!!!!!

Dominic/Louise
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#13
congratulations
emily / coraline / charlie
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Matthew/Anna-Marie.
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#16
a pitmonkey had sex?

haha but congratulations

Xavier / Anna
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#17
Good man, good man!

I like James or John for a boy, or Michael obviously

For girls.... Sarah is nice, Chloe.

I don't know, I'm probably too traditional in my name choices!
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#18
Shaun / Holly

Congratulations

EDIT: i read as "im gonna be your dad"
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#19
Will it be raised on Douglas Adams?

I know cult fans and all those kinds generally consider Hitchhiker's Guide a kind of bible but this is your opportunity to adopt the book as an actual bible!
#20
As of the moment, and likely to change in the future, I'd like to name my girls either Anne or Sylvia after songs...
As for a guy, I'd probably go Frank Zappa and try and name him something badass like Dweezil :P
I'm a fan of all those old fashioned names too.
#21
How old are you?

The names I would recommend would be for a boy:
Liam, Dominic, Dan

Girl:
Hanna, Sarah, Katie
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#24
or you could bring it up on the Pit and it could be a Pit-baby?
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#25
Daniel/Danielle

not just cuz my name's Dan or anything
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#26
now i really want to take my part in my evolutionary duty and procreate. is that weird because im a guy? i really like kids... Congrats man. and good luck.

Oliver/ Penelope
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#27
Atlas / Elizabeth


My girlfriend hated both those names.

Grats
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#32
Congratulations... I'd say Jake/Michael/Matthew/Alice/Hayley/Jessica... yes i have many ideas.
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#34
Gavin or Beatrice.

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How old are you?

30.

There are some interesting suggestions here. And yes, my child will be brought up in the polytheistic church of Douglas Adams, where Arthur Dent, Ford Prefect, and Dirk Gently will all be gods.
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#36
Congrats!

Boy:
Dominic
Derek
Evan
Blake
Luke

Girl:
Emily
Scarlet
Adrienne
Devon
Ryan
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#37
grats, i just had a kid in august. Named him Ezekiel (zeke), was it a good decision? Seems like its only old people don't like the name for some reason.
Anyways, names:
Odin
Norma Jean
Paul
Frankenstein
#38
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30.

There are some interesting suggestions here. And yes, my child will be brought up in the polytheistic church of Douglas Adams, where Arthur Dent, Ford Prefect, and Dirk Gently will all be gods.


Haha excellent!

May I also suggest: Zeus and Trillian
#39
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30.

There are some interesting suggestions here. And yes, my child will be brought up in the polytheistic church of Douglas Adams, where Arthur Dent, Ford Prefect, and Dirk Gently will all be gods.

in that case you have to name it zaphod or trillain
#40
Zeke is definitely a cool name. And if old people give you problems, just go biblical on them.
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