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#1
This is a game I kinda made up in my last class of the day today.

It started out with somebody calling me a d*ck, in which my reply was:

"Yeah, well, I'd give a dyslexic guy a crossword puzzle"

And I bring the game to you.

Ex:

I'd give a blind guy a painting

I'd give a guitarist a cymbal


you get the idea.

Your turn.
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#4
I'd give the grand wizard a black child.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#5
Quote by StringAssassin
I'd give TS a banning.

Epic.


I'd give your crabs herpes.
CALL ME JOHN

MARSHALL JCM 2000 Amp head/Cab
White Synyster Custom 1/100
Rest of my rig on my profile!


Don't acknowledge right, just dwell on...


...Wrong.



This spot in Hell...


...Is where I belong
#9
I'd give me a blowjob.
We sailed through endless skies...

Quote by King Twili

if someone sigs this i will be fairly displeased.


Lady Gaga has a penis! >>EVIDENCE<<

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#10
I'd give a trisomic(sp?) a knife...

*STABS-STABS-STABS*
Quote by MH400
a girl on the interwebz?

You have 2 options.

1. Tits.
2. GTFO.

#12
I'd give a gay man a free lap dance at the Kitty Kat Klub.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
Quote by Code-E
God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


Quote by magnum1117
that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#13
I'd give a crippled man

We sailed through endless skies...

Quote by King Twili

if someone sigs this i will be fairly displeased.


Lady Gaga has a penis! >>EVIDENCE<<

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#14
Quote by tsukoyomimoon
I'd give Michael J. Fox a knife



That's what I'm talking about!

I'd give a guy with no ears sunglasses.
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#16
Quote by Msu_Man04
I'd give Taylor Swift an award.

I'd give Kanye a cattle prod and send him on his merry way.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
Quote by Code-E
God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


Quote by magnum1117
that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#18
Quote by Diet_coke_head
I'd give you a clue.

I'd give YOU a Pepsi.
GTFO my sig
#21
Quote by Diet_coke_head
Id give you pop rocks.

I'd give you Mentos
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#24
I'd give a Pit Monkey a meme.
Quote by guitar-godfrey
when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

Quote by angusfan16

Quote by Scowmoo
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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#26
I would give google my political and moral reasons.
If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet.

Quote by Bassist1992
When I was 11.

Googled "I would like to watch some porn please"



Quote by daytripper75
I;m rdruk I feel no pain

#28
I'd give a white man purple drank.
Quote by Jackal58
If I was Santa you'd all get shit for Christmas.
#29
I'd give a guy in a wheelchair a staircase to good health that only he is allowed to climb.
#32
Quote by We'realltoBlame
I'd give a white man purple drank.

Nigga, what the **** is juice?

I'd give a blind person a book.
#34
I'd give my doggy a nice belly rub and he would return the love of the belly rub with a twinkle in his eyes that spoke a million words without saying even one.
Bari Build

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#35
I'd give a bro a giant black dildo.. Oh wait...
Once you go FLAC, you never go back.
#36
I'd give someone with a disability something that their disability prevents them from fully appreciating.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#38
I'd give Britain a political party that thinks like the Nazis.

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#40
Quote by salsawords
I'd give my doggy a nice belly rub and he would return the love of the belly rub with a twinkle in his eyes that spoke a million words without saying even one.

:')
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
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