#1
so today i was browsing 'groups' on facebook seeing as i had nothing else to do.
i come across one joined by quite a few of my friends entitled "timmys attack"
with a picture of a dog. it was about a dangerous dog, who the creator feels should have action taken against them. the titled would lead one to believe timmy is the dog attacking but actually its the attacked dog who is named timmy. this is already pretty fail but its just getting started.

the description reads;

"my dad, jeremy & timmy (dog) was walkin through the trail last night behind their house just to go to the store.. On the way back a rotweiler was headin towards jeremy growling at him, then jeremy`s dogs timmy got in front of him tryin to protect him, the rotweiler threw timmy up in the air bout 10 feet then catchin him in his mouth again, draggin him across the ground (malling him to death) jeremy ran to tell the owner , he said im to busy, dad got a stick the closest thing around to try a stop him.. that didnt help timmy then he got a chance to run so he did.. the rotweiler then kept lookin at my father like he was goin to attack him but jus walked on.. A child would have been attacked by that dog out there if his friend timmy wasnt there to protect him.. so people watch out this rotweiler is up park n is vicious.. it got a owner but he dont give a shit bout nuttin.. the dog catcher or cops wont do anythin bout the dog either... now timmy is home suffering with a bad back n Maybe broken rips (not shore).. Get well soon timmy.. Hopefully that rotweiler will be put down.. people need to start watching their dogs, chaining them on, needs n owner that will not make them like this.. that dog needs to be put down b4 another kid gets head to head n not have a friend around them like timmy to protect them.. Get Well Soon Timmy "

whats worse is the person who wrote this is a highschool graduate

please tell me im not the only one who just went repeatedley for five minutes
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#3
Apart from the typos and exagarations, I don't see what's so bad about it?

Maybe someone can enlighten me?
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#4
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Apart from the typos and exagarations, I don't see what's so bad about it?

Maybe someone can enlighten me?



No you pretty much got it.
#5
Wait, what the **** is wrong with you TS?
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#8
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I'm guessing you live in the south?



actually i live in a place called labrador, basically the same, but with snow


and my whole point was the fact that it confuses me how people just fail at grammar
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actually i live in a place called labrador, basically the same, but with snow


and my whole point was the fact that it confuses me how people just fail at grammar



They either lack educational, were not taught well or did not pay attention in school, that's how.
#11
lol @ throwing him up 10 feet in the air and catching him in the mouth again
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#12
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actually i live in a place called labrador, basically the same, but with snow


and my whole point was the fact that it confuses me how people just fail at grammar


Dude, your grammar sucks as well.
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#13
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Dude, your grammar sucks as well.



how so?
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#14
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how so?

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#15
I am also dissapoint.

Cause after reading your thread title my mind forced me to read the rest of it with an annoying robotic voice.

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I'm guessing you live in the south?

Yeah,.....he is definitely from Southern Massachusetts
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#16
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#18
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I am also dissapoint.

Cause after reading your thread title my mind forced me to read the rest of it with an annoying robotic voice.


Southern Massachusetts is that bad?.... i didn't know.



Western Mass is where all the rednecks are, I'm from north central.
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#21
He wz obvisly 2 kool 4 skule
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#22
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actually i live in a place called labrador, basically the same, but with snow

and my whole point was the fact that it confuses me how people just fail at grammar

ಠ_ಠ
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#23
Quote by GEORG30
actually i live in a place called labrador, basically the same, but with snow


and my whole point was the fact that it confuses me how people just fail at grammar

Says the guy who obviously doesn't know that punctuation is part of grammar.