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#1
You've all encountered people who've just been dicks for the hell of it...

or they're just a dick.


How do you deal with these people? Especially when they confront you?


Do you follow that old saying, y'know, "Fight fire with fire"?


Fight dick with dick?
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#3
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I don't know, I'm usually the one being the dick.


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#6
Call them a knobhead then go somewhere else. Hoping desperately they weren't joking.
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#10
You asked the right place; The Pit is used to dealing with dicks.

It depends on situations. For me, the two options are;

-Ignore them
-Confront them

It really depends on the situation. For example, there's this arsehole in the bus making fun of people everydays. I just ignore him, hoping that someday, someone will teach him a lesson. But since he doesn't make fun of me, I just ignore him. Well, he's minor and 4 foot tall also, but yeah.
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#12
Well if it's a question of honor you've got no choice but to fight the ****er, but if it wouldn't make a good movie don't do it.
#13
It depends on how they're being a dick. If they're being arrogant and basically talking themselves up/talking down others, then the best way is to just point out how they're wrong etc. and make them look like tools for saying it.

If they're just being pricks, then just ignore them.
#14
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If I'm bigger, fight. If they're bigger, pretend it doesn't bother me

So if the dick is bigger, don't fight dick with dick? But if the dick is smaller, fight dick with dick all night?

ಠ_ಠ

Wow... dicks, pricks, and cockfights. I go to a haunted house for one night and the pit turns into a gay porno?
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#15
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Well if it's a question of honor you've got no choice but to fight the ****er, but if it wouldn't make a good movie don't do it.

I'd say if you'd be the antagonist in said good movie, it's also probably a bad idea.
#18
It depends for me. I mean, if i'm just hanging out some place alone/just with a couple of buddies, i'll make a quick, biting insult and let that be the end of it. But every now and then when i'm protecting someone, or really really annoyed or at a Social Distortion gig, i make several sharp insults and then let it degrade to violence.

Luckily, i've never been beaten to a pulp from this, but i can't fall into that situation with gay rock critics and Elvis impersonators forever. One day i'll end up being beaten to a pulp by some biker wall of muscle and gut.
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#19
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So if the dick is bigger, don't fight dick with dick? But if the dick is smaller, fight dick with dick all night?

Exactly
#20
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I'd say if you'd be the antagonist in said good movie, it's also probably a bad idea.

Antagonist simply refers to point of view. If said movie was told from the original dick's point of view, even if the counter-dick's the good guy, the good guy's the antagonist. Better wording would be "bad guy in said good movie...".

OT, if they're not directly being a dick to me, I just turn up my iPod and bear through it. Otherwise... I turn up my iPod and bear through it. Unless this dick's in my face, in which case I do something about it. What "something" is depends on my mood.
#21
Once a guy was trying to insult me, his insult came out, "At least I suck d!ck!". So no dealing with was needed. That guy was such a dumb-@ss.
#22
Quote by meisjjb@gmail
Once a guy was trying to insult me, his insult came out, "At least I suck d!ck!". So no dealing with was needed. That guy was such a dumb-@ss.

That reminds me of the time one of my friends was talking shit to another one, and ended up saying "I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you, Brian" as a threat to kick his ass
#23
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Look at them and scream the chorus to Walk.

See if they bug you then.


He is right.
#24
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That reminds me of the time one of my friends was talking shit to another one, and ended up saying "I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you, Brian" as a threat to kick his ass

When my friends are talking nonsense and trash, i loudly scream at them, "Shut your mouth or i'll fuck it!!"

Always works.
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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#25
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I'd say if you'd be the antagonist in said good movie, it's also probably a bad idea.


Well yeah of coarse, but I'm assuming our good friend here Momentosis is the protag. Since he IS the one making crazy threads on the internet about whether or not he should penis fence someone.

And if my understanding of those words' meanings is correct then all should make sense! Penis fencing though, it's gotta' end good for both parties.
#26
I play the whole, "Is this guy serious?" game, which causes embarrassment to the dick.
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#27
Isn't there a species of monkey that penis fence regularly?
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#29
Man up, or shut up.
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#30
Quote by i_killed_bill
So if the dick is bigger, don't fight dick with dick? But if the dick is smaller, fight dick with dick all night?

ಠ_ಠ

Wow... dicks, pricks, and cockfights. I go to a haunted house for one night and the pit turns into a gay porno?


You're still in it.
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#31
I ban them from life.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#32
*Ctrl + F*

The word "dick" is mentioned 38 times, and it's only the 32nd post. On ya Pit!

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#34
Reading through this thread is hilarious if you think of weiners every time you see the word dick like I do.
#35
laugh awkwardly.
and/or beer!
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#36
I take too much shit to advise anyone on this since being kind of a character in my year i am sometimes the butt of a joke but if something bothers me i just ask them seriously to stop ****ing with me. It usually works with those who have a conscience, your kind of screwed if they don't though.
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#39
People aren't dicks to me. I guess it's the cool leather jacket. And maybe the guitarcase full of weapons I carry. Also I'm dating a hot latina.
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